Aqua Teen Hunger Force 3x1

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Meatwad's new video game allows him to contact the dead. But by the time Shake commits suicide in order to haunt the Video Ouija realm himself, Meatwad has already lost interest in digital seances.

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

2. TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

3. - SPACECATAZ.

4. - YOU KNOW, WE HAVE TIME.

5. - YOU REALLY NEED US - TO GO TO WARP SPEED?

6. - YES, I WANT EVERYONE

7. TO KNOW I'M FAST,

8. AND I WILL TEAR ASS

9. ALL OVER THE GALAXY

10. AND TOTALLY TRENCH THEIR GALAXY!

11. - ALL RIGHT,

12. WHAT-WHATEVER YOU SAY.

13. - BOY, WE ARE...

14. OH, NO, HE DID NOT DO THAT!

15. - WHAT? WHAT'S...

16. - THAT DUDE BACK THERE

17. JUST FLIPPED ME OFF!

18. - REALLY, YOU SAW THAT.

19. - DID HE SEE YOU?

20. - OH, YES, ERR.

21. - STOP THIS SHIP!

22. - OK.

23. - YOU KNOW WHAT ALWAYS - HAPPENS THOUGH.

24. - OH!

25. - WELCOME TO VIDEO OUIJA.

26. - SPIRITS FROM THIS HOUSE,

27. COME OUT AND PLAY WITH ME!

28. - WHAT DO YOU THINK - YOU'RE RUNNING, A MATRIX?

29. YOU'RE GONNA BREAK THAT THING.

30. - SHH!

31. YOU'RE DISTURBING THE PRESENCE.

32. - LOOK, SHAKE, - HE NEEDS COMPLETE SILENCE

33. SO HE CAN TALK TO THE DEAD.

34. - YEAH? WELL, HE NEEDS

35. A LACK OF OXYGEN

36. SO HE CAN BECOME THE DEAD.

37. - HAS AN INTRUDER ENTERED

38. THE OUIJA REALM?

39. - ALL RIGHT, SCOOT OVER. - SHAKE, DON'T!

40. - I CONTROL THIS NOW. - DON'T DO THAT.

41. - NO, NO! YOU AIN'T - SUPPOSED TO TOUCH IT!

42. - YOU'RE JUST SUPPOSED TO - LET YOUR HAND REST ON IT.

43. - WATCH IT. I'VE GOT A SMART - BOMB LOCKED ON THIS GUY.

44. GONNA BLOW HIM UP!

45. - FRYLOCK, HE'S TOUCHING IT.

46. - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!

47. YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL,

48. LITTLE BABY!

49. THIS IS A PIECE OF CRAP ANYHOW.

50. IN FACT, I MAY DESTROY IT.

51. - OK, MEATWAD, - TIME TO PUT IT UP.

52. IT'S GETTING LATE.

53. - COME ON, JUST ONE MORE

54. DEAD PERSON, PLEASE.

55. JUST ONE MORE DEAD GUY.

56. - ALL RIGHT, ONE MORE.

57. - SPIRITS THAT HAUNT THIS HOUSE,

58. TELL ME...

59. WHAT WAS WE TALKING ABOUT?

60. - MY SISTER'S BABY.

61. - OH, YEAH, YEAH.

62. - ONE OF THEM OTHER DEAD BOYS - TOLD ME ABOUT THAT.

63. HOW'S SHE DOING?

64. - SHE'S DEAD.

65. WE'RE ALL DEAD.

66. - WELL, AT LEAST IT HAD

67. ALL ITS FINGERS AND TOES,

68. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

69. - HEY, FRYLOCK!

70. COME BACK HERE QUICK!

71. CHECK IT OUT!

72. I'M SCREWING UP HIS LITTLE GAME.

73. - AAGH! - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

74. WAIT! STOP! SHAKE!

75. - WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING?

76. I'M GONNA GET IN THAT

77. LITTLE GAME OF HIS

78. AND THEN I'M GONNA

79. SO HOSE HIM...

80. HA HA HA...

81. TILL HIS HEART STOPS!

82. HA HA HA!

83. SEE?

84. AND THEN...

85. AND THEN I'M THE WINNER.

86. - WELL, YOU'RE NOT

87. GONNA DO IT THIS WAY.

88. - YOU ALWAYS TAKE HIS SIDE!

89. I WOULD SAY "DON'T

90. EVER TALK TO ME AGAIN,"

91. BUT I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU,

92. - SO THERE'S NO POINT - IN SAYING IT

93. BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT EVEN HERE.

94. - GOOD NIGHT, SHAKE.

95. - GOOD NIGHT.

96. HEY, CARL.

97. - CAN I SHOW YOU - SOMETHING REAL QUICK?

98. IT, UH, IT STARTS HERE...

99. WHERE I USED TO HAVE

100. A FULL TANK OF GAS.

101. - UH-HUH. - AND UH...

102. HEY, WHAT'S BUBBLING

103. IN THE POOL?

104. - OH, MY GOD!

105. WHAT ARE THOSE, PIRANHAS?

106. - WELL, YEAH.

107. I MEAN, SHAKE'S IN THERE, TOO.

108. YOU CAN'T SEE HIM 'CAUSE HE'S...

109. IN THE PIRANHAS, BUT...

110. - WHAT? SHAKE!

111. - NO, NO, NO, NO! - FRYMAN, BACK OFF!

112. THEM FISH ARE STILL ALIVE.

113. THEY'RE JUST SORT OF,

114. YOU KNOW, TIRED

115. - FROM ALL THEM SLEEPING PILLS - SHAKE SWALLOWED.

116. - HEY, DID HE WANT - TO KILL HIMSELF?

117. - OH, MY GOOD...

118. IS THIS A NOTE?

119. - FRIENDS, RELATIONS,

120. WHATEVER THE HELL MEATWAD IS,

121. I'VE LIVED A FULL LIFE.

122. IT'S ACTUALLY BEEN...

123. PRETTY BITCHIN'.

124. BUT NOW, REGRETTABLY,

125. MY LIFE HAS BEEN TAKEN.

126. PLEASE BURY ME WITH ALL MY STUFF

127. BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT'S MINE.

128. DEAREST MEATWAD,

129. TURN ON THAT DUMB GAME

130. 'CAUSE I'M GONNA WAIL ON YOU

131. FROM THE GRAVE, BABY!

132. - HELP ME! - SUCK IT UP, MUTHA!

133. - HA HA HA! - OH, MY GOD! DON'T!

134. - MISSING YOU ALREADY, M.S.

135. - FRYMAN, I AM SO SORRY...

136. THAT I CAN'T PRESS CHARGES HERE.

137. - YEAH, ME, TOO.

138. - YOU KNOW, I CAN'T - HELP BUT NOTICE

139. - THAT YOU'RE TRYING - TO LEAVE RIGHT NOW.

140. ANY CHANCE YOU WERE GONNA

141. CLEAN THE SHAKE STEW

142. OUT OF MY POOL?

143. - NO.

144. - OK.

145. WATCH YOUR BACK.

146. - HEY, MAN, YOU STOLE - MY WRISTWATCH.

147. - YOU DUMB! I ALREADY

148. HAVE A WRISTWATCH.

149. YOU DUMB.

150. - BURNED!

151. - YEAH!

152. BURNED!

153. - I SAW YOU LOOKING AT IT.

154. - YO MAMA, YOU DID!

155. - CLASSIC COMEBACK!

156. - YO MAMA! YO MAMA!

157. - INCINERATION!

158. - ALL RIGHT!

159. - YOU'RE THE INSULT MASTER!

160. - SO, WHERE'S VIDEO OUIJA?

161. - I'M DONE WITH THAT GAME.

162. I TALKED TO THAT GHOST

163. ABOUT HIS SISTER'S BABY

164. FOR LIKE 3 HOURS.

165. BORING.

166. - WELL, MAYBE THERE'S

167. SOMEONE ELSE IN THERE.

168. - YEAH, HIS SISTER'S BABY.

169. ALL YOU GET IN THERE IS

170. "WAH, WAH, WAH!"

171. FOR THE GHOST BABY'S CRANKY.

172. - WELL, YOU NEVER KNOW.

173. LET'S GIVE IT ANOTHER SHOT, OK?

174. - OH, I DON'T THINK - YOU HEARD ME.

175. I SAID NO.

176. BURNED!

177. I'M THE INSULT MASTER!

178. - MEATWAD,

179. MASTER SHAKE IS DEAD.

180. - THAT'S COOL.

181. - SHAKE?

182. SHAKE, ARE YOU IN THERE?

183. - WHY ISN'T HE PLAYING?

184. GET HIS ASS OUT OF BED

185. AND GET HIM ON THIS THING.

186. - I HATE TO - TELL YOU THIS, SHAKE,

187. BUT HE'S KIND OF GOTTEN

188. TIRED OF VIDEO OUIJA.

189. - NO!

190. - I WENT TO GREAT LENGTHS - TO DO THIS!

191. YOU GET THE HELL

192. OVER THERE AND FORCE...

193. HOLD ON.

194. SHUT UP!

195. GO FIND A NIPPLE!

196. - SHAKE, WILL YOU STOP.

197. YOU'RE JUST RILING HIM UP.

198. - HE'S BEING A BABY. - HE IS A BABY.

199. - AND HE STILL WON'T STOP!

200. FRYLOCK, GET ME OUT OF HERE.

201. THIS PLACE SUCKS ASS!

202. - WELL, WELL, SHAKE,

203. I MEAN, I... I...

204. - WHAT? WHAT?

205. - I CAN'T JUST BRING

206. YOU BACK TO LIFE. I MEAN...

207. - COME ON, YOU CAN DO IT.

208. YOU KNOW...

209. YOU'RE LIKE A MATH GUY!

210. - I DON'T THINK THAT MATH

211. - IS GONNA BRING - YOU BACK FROM THE DEAD.

212. - WELL, WHAT THE HELL IS...

213. OH, EXCUSE ME.

214. SHUT UP!

215. - HELL, I DON'T KNOW.

216. - WELL, YOU BETTER FIND OUT

217. - 'CAUSE WITHOUT ME, - YOU'RE LOST, BUDDY!

218. I'M NOT GOOD WITH KIDS!

219. - SO...

220. HOW IS THIS PRONOUNCED?

221. - BILLY.

222. - OK.

223. - HAVE YOU EVER WORKED - WITH ANYTHING

224. ANY LARGER THAN A CHICKEN?

225. - BILLYWITCHDOCTOR.COM

226. WORK MOSTLY IN CHICKEN.

227. - WELL, COULD

228. BILLYWITCHDOCTOR.COM

229. MAYBE RAISE SOMETHING

230. ELSE FROM THE DEAD

231. BIGGER THAN A CHICKEN?

232. - MEGA-ULTRA-CHICKEN.

233. NO! SHH!

234. HE IS LEGEND.

235. - WELL, NO, I MEAN, - I WAS THINKING MORE

236. LIKE A HUMAN...

237. MILK SHAKE...

238. OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

239. - OH.

240. BILLYWITCHDOCTOR.COM FEEL

241. MORE COMFORTABLE WITH CHICKEN.

242. - JUST CHICKENS, EH?

243. OK, AND YOU'RE LOCAL.

244. - ONE CONVENIENT LOCATIONS...

245. IN AFRICA.

246. - OK, WELL, WE'LL BE IN TOUCH.

247. - I THINK WE'VE FOUND - OUR MAN, FRYLOCK.

248. 'CAUSE LOOK AT THIS HERE...

249. HE DONE PULLED THIS

250. OUT OF MY EAR!

251. LOOK AT TH... HE DID IT AGAIN!

252. - OH, HELL! - HEY, HEY, HEY, BILLY!

253. HEY, BILLY, WAIT!

254. - I WANT THAT BOY

255. FOR MY BIRTHDAY PARTY.

256. - SO...

257. WHY AM I HERE?

258. - WELL, BILLYWITCHDOCTOR.COM

259. NEEDS A MINIMUM OF 4 PEOPLE

260. TO CREATE A SEANCE RING

261. - SO HE CAN BRING SHAKE - BACK FROM THE DEAD.

262. - WAIT, WHAT? - WE'RE BRINGING HIM BACK?

263. - WHOA, WHOA! IS THAT

264. WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE?

265. UH-UH! MY ASS WE IS!

266. I AIN'T BEEN HIT ALL DAY.

267. I KIND OF LIKE IT.

268. - PLEASE, PLEASE...

269. ALL TOGETHER.

270. HOLD HANDS.

271. - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

272. OH, NO, NO. NO, SIR.

273. I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF VIBE

274. YOU THINK YOU GOT OFF ME,

275. BUT I DON'T PLAY THAT WAY.

276. I'M NOT THAT WAY!

277. - CARL. - I MEAN, I DON'T...

278. DO BOTH SIDES OF THE FIELD...

279. OFFENSE OR DEFENSE, YOU KNOW,

280. WITH THE SHORT SHORTS, NO.

281. - CARL, IT'S JUST A SEANCE.

282. IT'S NOT THAT WAY.

283. COME ON, WILL YOU?

284. - NOW, PLEASE,

285. KISS HIM DEEP WITH TONGUE.

286. - DO WHAT?

287. JUST KID. JUST KID, DIRTY BOY.

288. TOUCH HANDS.

289. - YOU BOYFRIEND AND BOYFRIEND?

290. - MEATWAD!

291. - WILL YOU SETTLE DOWN! - THIS IS SERIOUS.

292. - OK.

293. - PLEASE, READ FROM SHEETS.

294. I AM...

295. - I AM...

296. - SOFA KING...

297. - SOFA KING...

298. - WE TODD ED.

299. - WE TODD ED.

300. - NOW REPEAT ALL

301. VERY FAST, PLEASE.

302. - I AM SOFA KING...

303. - FASTER.

304. - I AM SOFA KING WE TODD ED.

305. - NO, NO, NOT SO FAST.

306. LOSES MEANING.

307. - I AM SOFA KING WE TODD ED.

308. - HO HO HO!

309. YOU SAY FUNNY THING.

310. HA HA!

311. ARISE!

312. - UH, BILLY,

313. I'M NOT AN EXPERT,

314. BUT DON'T YOU NEED, LIKE,

315. A PIECE OF HIS BODY

316. OR AN ARTICLE OF HIS CLOTHING

317. - OR AN EYELASH? - NO.

318. YES.

319. YES, GO GET IT.

320. ME INTERN.

321. - YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

322. DO YOU, UH...

323. YOU DO BIRTHDAYS OR...

324. - GET WITH ME AFTER THIS.

325. - OK.

326. - THAT CRAZY HAT FOR CHICKEN.

327. - YEAH, UH...

328. HEY, BILLY, YOU DO REMEMBER

329. THAT WE'RE NOT DOING A CHICKEN?

330. - OH, YES.

331. YES, OF COURSE.

332. CHICKEN, ARISE.

333. ARISE, CHICKEN.

334. ARISE.

335. - ARISE, CHICKEN.

336. EVERYBODY DO IT.

337. ARISE!

338. - OK.

339. MY BAD.

340. NOW, WAIT FOR FOG MACHINE.

341. ARISE, ARISE!

342. - ARISE!

343. - ARISE, CHICKEN.

344. - ARISE!

345. - ARISE, CHICKEN.

346. - ARISE, CHICKEN.

347. - OH, WAIT.

348. STICK UPSIDE DOWN.

349. CHICKEN, ARISE.

350. - HEY, CHICKEN, RISE.

351. - ARISE, CHICKEN.

352. - ARISE.

353. - ARISE, CHICKEN.

354. - HEY, CHICKEN, RISE.

355. - MOVE OVER HERE.

356. BETTER RECEPTION.

357. - ARISE. - ARISE!

358. - ARISE, CHICKEN.

359. - ARISE, CHICKEN.

360. - ARISE.

361. - ARISE.

362. - ARISE.

363. - ARISE.

364. CHICKEN...

365. - ARISE, CHICKEN.

366. - SO, UH...

367. CAN WE STOP HOLDING HANDS

368. IN FAIRYLAND HERE?

369. - MY HAND IS GONNA PERMANENTLY - SMELL LIKE A BURG...

370. - HANG ON, CARL.

371. JUST GIVE ME A SECOND.

372. UH, SHAKE, AHEM,

373. UH, IF YOU CAN HEAR ME,

374. UH, ARISE.

375. - AND THE SMELL

376. DOES NOT COME OFF, FRYMAN.

377. - ARISE!

378. - I GOTTA WAIT FOR THE SKIN - ON THIS HAND TO DIE.

379. - RISE!

380. - NO! NO! NO!

381. - WHO THE HELL'S THAT?

382. - I THINK THAT'S

383. ULTRA-MEGA-CHICKEN.

384. - OK.

385. - WELL, CAN I LET GO - OF THIS HAND NOW?

386. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

387. TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

388. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL

389. www.ncicap.org...

390. CAPTIONING INSTITUTE