Aqua Teen Hunger Force 2x9

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Somehow, Meatwad develops an amazing ability to see the future upon touching someone. Shake decides to exploit him for loads of money while Frylock is out to prove its all fake.

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

2. GENTLEMEN, WHO STOLE MY HAIRARIUM?

3. YOUR WHAT?

4. MY HAIR HELMET!

5. OH. WELL, THAT'S RIGHT THERE.

6. ON YOUR HEAD. OH.

7. BULLSH—!

8. LOOK, THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO GET ACROSS THIS STREET:

9. YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES AND JUST BOLT OUT THERE

10. WITH COMPLETE DISREGARD FOR MACHINE.

11. BUT WHAT IF I JUST KEPT ONE OPEN

12. AND MAYBE TRIED IT THAT WAY?

13. YEAH. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA

14. GET SOMEWHERE IN LIFE BY CHEATING.

15. I MEAN, YOU MAY AS WELL

16. JUST PAINT YOURSELF YELLOW,

17. RUN AROUND LIKE A MANIAC,

18. AND CALL YOURSELF BANANA MAN,

19. 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

20. WHAT'S THAT MEAN?

21. SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO TEACH YOU.

22. NOW, GET OUT THERE, BANANA MAN!

23. OKEY-DOKEY.

24. BUT WAIT A MINUTE! LET'S WAIT. HO HO HO!

25. HOLD ON A MINUTE—STOP!

26. I DID IT. LOOK, I DID IT. I'M ACROSS THE STREET.

27. OK. YES, YOU DID... GET LUCKY.

28. NOW, WHAT DID WE LEARN TODAY?

29. PEDESTRIAN ALWAYS HAS THE RIGHT OF WAY.

30. YES. EXCEPT...

31. WHEN YOU IN THE WAY?

32. EXACTLY, MY BOY. OK. NOW, THIS TIME

33. WE'RE GONNA CROSS THE STREET THE HARD WAY.

34. HARD WAY?

35. LONGWAYS. I'LL KEEP SCORE.

36. OK.

37. WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING?

38. OH, GREAT. GEEK PATROL ON ALERT.

39. SOUND THE NERD ALARM.

40. LOOK, WE'RE NOT DOING JACK,

41. SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO BACK INSIDE

42. AND STROKE YOUR TEST TUBES LIKE I KNOW YOU LOVE TO DO?

43. YEAH. GO BACK INSIDE. WE DON'T WANT ANY.

44. MEATWAD, COME ON IN OUT OF THE ROAD.

45. IT'S DANGEROUS. UH-UH.

46. THIS HERE'S MY ROAD, WHEN I'S IN IT.

47. AND I'M IN IT.

48. WHO TOLD YOU THAT?

49. MASTER SHAKE. AHEM!

50. OH. UH, CAPTAIN MASTER SHAKE.

51. OF...

52. OF INTERPLANETARY

53. TRAFFIC SAFETY SQUAD AND PATROL.

54. WHICH UNIT?

55. ALL UNITS. EXCEPT...

56. EXCEPT JUPITER AND SPAIN,

57. UNLESS OTHERWISE NOTED.

58. GOOD. WE'RE LEARNING SOMETHING HERE.

59. MEATWAD, COME HERE.

60. TRAFFIC SAFETY CLASS IS OVER. FOREVER.

61. YOU KNOW, YOU LEAVE NOW, AND YOU'RE GONNA GET AN "F."

62. MM-HMM. COME ON, MEATWAD.

63. HE'S RIGHT. IF I DON'T PASS THIS CLASS,

64. I'M NEVER GONNA GET A JOB CROSSING ROADS.

65. BUT YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET

66. A GLASS OF CHOCOLATE MILK.

67. CHOCOLATE MILK? WELL, ALL RIGHT!

68. LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

69. NO!

70. GRAB MY FRY AND LOOK BOTH WAYS FOR CARS.

71. WELL, TECHNICALLY, THAT'S NOT HOW THE PROS DO IT, BUT—

72. DON'T DRINK THE CHOCOLATE MILK.

73. DO NOT DRINK THE CHOCOLATE MILK!

74. OW! DAMN, MEATWAD. YOUR GRIP.

75. I KNOW. COME ON.

76. LET'S GO GET ME THAT CHOCOLATE MILK.

77. BUT YOU JUST SAID

78. NOT TO DRINK THE CHOCOLATE MILK.

79. I DID? HELL, DON'T LISTEN TO ME. NOW, COME ON.

80. DON'T DRINK THE CHOCOLATE MILK.

81. OW!

82. DON'T DRINK THE CHOCOLATE MILK!

83. FINE. OK, FINE.

84. WE WON'T DRINK ANY CHOCOLATE MILK.

85. WHAT? HOW COME?

86. LOOK, JUST GO INTO THE KITCHEN

87. AND DON'T TOUCH ME.

88. DON'T YOU BE GIVING IT TO ME IN THAT SIPPY CUP.

89. I'M AN ADULT, AND I DESERVE AN ADULT GLASS.

90. UH-OH.

91. I DON'T THINK SO. WHOO!

92. NO, THIS MILK IS EXPIRED, MEATWAD.

93. MM-MM. I LIKE IT WHEN IT'S CHUNKY.

94. IT'S SPREADABLE, AND IT'S EDIBLE.

95. HOW COULD HE HAVE KNOWN THIS MILK WAS SPOILED?

96. WELL, SHAKE, IT'S BEEN IN THERE 18 MONTHS.

97. BUT HE KNEW!

98. LOOK, FELLAS, IT DOESN'T MATTER.

99. THE POINT IS I STILL AM GONNA EAT IT.

100. WELL, YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET IT, MEATWAD,

101. BECAUSE THIS IS GOING RIGHT IN THE GARBAGE.

102. WAIT. DON'T OPEN THE TRASH. DO NOT OPEN THE TRASH.

103. DON'T OPEN THE TRASH!

104. OH, NO! WHAT'S IN THE TRASH?

105. SOON YOU WILL KNOW.

106. WELL, I GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO FIND OUT.

107. EW!

108. IT'S STINKY, ISN'T IT?

109. I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE STINKY.

110. HE HAS THE GIFT. HE CAN SEE THE FUTURE.

111. SOMETIMES TRASH DOES STINK, OK, SHAKE?

112. BUT HE PREDICTED IT.

113. SURELY YOU'RE NOT IMPLYING THAT WAS COINCIDENCE.

114. NO. IT WAS THE PROPHECY, STARRING CHRISTOPHER WALKEN.

115. HE WASN'T IN THAT AT ALL.

116. YEAH, HE WAS.

117. LOOK, YOU MUST TELL ME...

118. WHEN AM I GETTING SOME?

119. OK.

120. BUT, YOU KNOW, DON'T ACTUALLY TOUCH ME.

121. YOU GOT GERMS. OK.

122. JUST GRAB ON TO THIS THING.

123. OK.

124. WHOO! FRENCH MAID? HA HA HA!

125. YOU DIDN'T EXPECT ME HOME

126. FROM THE WHIPPED CREAM STORE SO SOON, DID YOU?

127. AND WHO'S YOUR LADY FRIEND?

128. WAIT! DON'T OPEN. THERE'S SOMEONE IN HERE.

129. I—I'M WRAPPING PRESENTS.

130. WHAT DID SHE SAY? WHAT WAS I DOING?

131. WAS SHE HOT?

132. I'M NOT AT LIBERTY TO DISCUSS IT.

133. BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW, DO YOU?

134. OH, I KNOW. AND IT'S SEXY.

135. I'LL BUY THAT, SO LONG AS EVERYBODY ELSE

136. FINALLY KNOWS I GOT IT GOING ON.

137. SO I GOT TO GO IN YOUR ROOM NOW.

138. I'M GONNA BE IN THERE A LONG TIME,

139. AND I'M NOT TO BE DISTURBED.

140. HEY, WATCH THIS HERE.

141. WHOO! FRENCH MAID?

142. WAIT! DON'T OPEN. THERE'S SOMEONE IN HERE.

143. I—I'M WRAPPING PRESENTS.

144. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING IN THERE,

145. AND I'M TELLING FRYLOCK.

146. HE KNOWS! HE HAS THE GIFT...

147. BUT HE'S ABOUT TO LIE TO YOU.

148. OH, PLEASE. WE ALL KNOW

149. WHAT YOU DO IN THERE, SHAKE.

150. YOU DO IT ABOUT 5-6 TIMES A DAY.

151. AND WHAT EXACTLY IS IT THAT YOU THINK I DO?

152. I THINK YOU READ "BUTT FRENZY."

153. NO, I DON'T. BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW?

154. YOU HAVE THE GIFT! I'M SURROUNDED BY SHINERS.

155. COME ON! WHERE ARE WE GOING?

156. TO EXPLOIT HIM.

157. OK. I NEED THE NUMBERS

158. FOR THE JERSEY MIDNIGHT FANTASY PICK 7, SO LATCH ON.

159. NO, DON'T HIT ME WITH THAT. I'LL WHALE ON YOU ALL I LIKE.

160. STOP IT. NO! HOW'S IT TASTE?

161. OK. THAT WAS MORE OF THE FUTURE OF THE BACK SCRATCHER

162. AND NOT REALLY YOU, SO...

163. OH, REALLY?

164. LET'S JUST TAKE THIS

165. AND BREAK IT INTO A BUNCH OF PIECES...

166. ARE YOU SURE?

167. AND LET ME TOUCH YOUR HAND.

168. I DON'T KNOW.

169. I'LL BE AS GENTLE AS A LAMB...

170. FINE, BUT I'M AGAINST IT.

171. THAT WORKS OUT WITH WEIGHTS.

172. 1... 2... MY FINGERS, DAMN IT!

173. UM... 3... 4?

174. COME ON, THIS HURTS!

175. KUH, KUH... KUH-FIVE?

176. YES. KUH-FIVE. 6.

177. HEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

178. WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? COME ON.

179. I JUST NEED ONE MORE. WILL YOU JUST...

180. OH, YEAH. THE LAST ONE'S 7.

181. ALL RIGHT. THAT'S WHAT I WAS

182. GONNA PUT BEFORE I TALKED TO YOU.

183. JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR HERE

184. ON THE DISTRIBUTION OF FUNDS.

185. WELL, GEE, THAT'S INTERESTING.

186. THOSE ARE THE SAME EXACT NUMBERS

187. IN YOUR LEARN TO COUNT NUMBERS BOOK.

188. YOU'RE RIGHT. THAT IS VERY INTERESTING.

189. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, THAT HE'S NOT RIGHT?

190. WELL, HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE TRASH STINKING?

191. WELL, I GUESS I CAN'T.

192. OR NEED I REMIND YOU OF THE MILK INCIDENT?

193. I'LL TELL YOU THIS MUCH RIGHT NOW.

194. THE NUMBERS ARE NOT 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, AND 7.

195. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, AND 7. IN ORDER...

196. OH, FOR FRIG—! DAMN IT!

197. WHAT ARE THE CHANCES, DONNA?

198. HEY, DONNA, HOW ABOUT SHOOTING ME IN THE HEAD?

199. COME ON. IT COULD HAVE BEEN A COINCIDENCE, SHAKE.

200. WHERE IS HE? 'CAUSE I PREDICT

201. THAT HIS BRAIN IS ABOUT TO BE

202. YANKED OUT RIGHT NOW.

203. YOU WERE THE ONE WHO PICKED THE DIFFERENT NUMBERS.

204. BECAUSE YOU SAID THAT HE WOULD—WITH THE—

205. YOU'RE THE BRAINS THAT'S COMING OUT.

206. BEHOLD, IT IS I.

207. I BESTOW UPON YOU MY DIRTY DIAPEE.

208. BUT THERE IS ANOTHER.

209. WHO AMONG YOU SHALL EMBARK UPON SUCH A QUEST?

210. TO, YOU KNOW, PEEL IT OFF THE CEILING.

211. IT'S STUCK UP THERE.

212. SHUT UP. YOU'RE NOT YODA.

213. YES, I FORESAW THAT YOU WOULD SAY THAT.

214. BUT GIVE FORTH TO ME YOUR FRY, RED ONE,

215. AND SECRETS TOLD SHALL BE.

216. OH, YOU THINK YOU CAN SEE THE FUTURE, HUH?

217. LET'S DANCE!

218. HOLY WOW! DO NOT LEAVE THE HOUSE!

219. OOH! YOU HEARD THE MAN. UH, HEY,

220. WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?

221. I'M LEAVING THE HOUSE,

222. BECAUSE AIN'T NOTHING GONNA HAPPEN TO ME.

223. WELL, SO ARE WE.

224. AND GUESS WHAT? HE KNEW.

225. YEP. I'M PRETTY AMAZING.

226.

227. THE DOG BLEW UP AGAIN.

228. HEY, CARLAC, WHAT'S UP?

229. HEY, I THOUGHT WE DECIDED NOT TO CALL ME THAT.

230. I WOULDN'T NORMALLY TO YOUR FACE,

231. BUT I'M FEELING LUCKY.

232. HOW MUCH YOU GOT IN YOUR WALLET?

233. NO. AND WHAT WOULD YOU SAY

234. IF I TOLD YOU I COULD TRIPLE IT?

235. AND I WOULD SAY THAT I'VE HEARD THIS BEFORE.

236. WHAT, THE OIL STAIN?

237. YEAH. THE OIL STAIN.

238. TELL ME THAT THAT

239. DOES NOT TOTALLY LOOK LIKE JESUS.

240. AND PEOPLE WOULD HAVE PAID TO SEE IT

241. IF THIS WERE THE SOUTH, CARL.

242. YEAH, WELL, THE SIGN

243. AND THE POLES COST MONEY, SHAKE.

244. AND I STILL GOT ABOUT 1,000 OF THESE IN MY LIVING ROOM.

245. WE'RE HOPING THEY ASCEND INTO HEAVEN,

246. 'CAUSE NO ONE'S BUYING THEM.

247. BUT HOW ABOUT IN PLANES?

248. THEY DON'T FIT PLANES, NEITHER!

249. THEY SHOULD. WE DESIGNED THEM.

250. OH, MAN. YOU ARE GETTING ME SO ANGRY.

251. LOOK, LET'S FORGET THAT, OK?

252. I'VE GOT SOMETHING.

253. THERE'S SCIENCE BEHIND THIS

254. AND LEGEND AND—POKE. HEY, GET OVER—

255. HEY.

256. OH. WELL, SHOW HIM THE DAMN FUTURE. HURRY UP.

257. PREPARE TO SEE WHAT CANNOT BE SEEN.

258. WAIT. HANG ON. SHOOT.

259. UM. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

260. WE HAVE—DO WE HAVE A PROBLEM?

261. LET ME SEE YOUR OTHER HAND.

262. NO. OK.

263. WHAT'S HAPPENING?

264. WHAT THE HELL?

265. WHAT'S IT DOING?

266. IT'S PISSING ME OFF.

267. NO, IT'S ABOUT TO. JUST CHILL OUT.

268. WELL, KICK IT IN. HOLD ON.

269. I'M NOT GONNA PAY YOU TO DO THAT.

270. JUST GIVE US A MINUTE, CARL. WILL YOU HIT IT?

271. NO, IT'S COMING.

272. GET A LITTLE PROFESSIONALISM, PLEASE.

273. TRY THE MIDDLE FINGER.

274. UM, SHOOT.

275. I'VE ASKED YOU NICELY. THIS IS GOING IN YOUR FILE.

276. DON'T MAKE ME GO TO THE HIGHER-UPS ABOUT THIS.

277. HERE IT COMES.

278. THE GIANTS ARE NUMBER-ONE.

279. DID—THE GIANTS ARE NUMBER-ONE

280. IS THE FUTURE— YOUR FUTURE.

281. MEATMAN, THAT'S NOT A PREDICTION.

282. THAT'S A FACT OF LIFE.

283. YOU TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW.

284. YOU BETTER DO IT. AND QUICK!

285. I DIDN'T SAY JACK TO HIM

286. ABOUT HAVING OIL ON HIS PROPERTY.

287. WELL, ARE YOU PREPARED TO TELL HIM THAT?

288. IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR YOUR CONCERN.

289. WHERE WERE YOU WHEN HE WAS PUTTING—

290. YOU'RE THE ONE THAT TOLD HIM.

291. BECAUSE YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WAS ABOUT TO BLOW IT!

292. YOU SAID THERE'S PLENTY OF OIL IN DALLAS;

293. THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE IT ALL.

294. AND, BY THE WAY, "DALLAS"--THAT'S ON TV.

295. SO, MEATWAD PREDICTED OIL, HUH?

296. WE'RE NOT TELLING YOU. YOU'RE TOAST, BABY.

297. HEY, I'M TALKING TO A DEAD MAN HERE.

298. DON'T LEAVE THE HOUSE.

299. WILL YOU GET OFF ME?

300. DO NOT LEAVE THE HOUSE.

301. WELL, IN THAT CASE,

302. I'LL STAY OUT HERE AS LONG AS I PLEASE.

303. OK. THAT'S FINE.

304.

305. THIS HERE'S A GOOD BED.

306. AND THIS HERE IS A GOOD CHEESE.

307. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

308. PREDICTING THE FUTURE?

309. NO. YOU'RE MESSING UP MY BEDSPREAD.

310. OH, YEAH, I KNOW.

311. WELL, LOOK, HEY, I MEAN...

312. DON'T LOOK IN THE ROOM. DO NOT LOOK IN THE ROOM!

313. SEE YA.

314. UH-UH. NO, YOU DON'T. MAN, WHAT THE—?

315. YOU'VE BEEN EATING ALL MY CAULK.

316. CAULK? NO. THIS IS CHEESE.

317. NO. IT'S HIGHLY TOXIC INDUSTRIAL ADHESIVE

318. USED TO CONNECT ELECTRONIC CIRCUITRY TO STEEL. IT'S CAULK.

319. AND IT'S GOOD, TOO.

320. LISTEN TO THIS, OK?

321. "AVOID HUMAN CONTACT. MAY CAUSE DIZZINESS, NAUSEA,

322. AND AN ABILITY TO THINK YOU CAN SEE THE FUTURE,

323. BUT YOU CAN'T."

324. WELL, WHAT DOES IT SAY ABOUT FINDING OIL?

325. NOTHING! UH-OH.

326. WHOA! WE'RE RICH!

327. BLACK GOLD! TEXAS TEA!

328. IS IT SUPPOSED TO STINK LIKE THIS?

329. YEAH. THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT CRUDE, CARL.

330. NO, IT'S NOT.

331. WE HIT MY SEPTIC TANK, YOU JACKASS!

332. OH! SO, YOU'RE STORING EXTRA OIL

333. IN YOUR SEPTIC TANK. I'M ON TO YOU.

334. YOU'RE WEARING MY DINNER!

335. OH, GROSS! YOU EAT CORN?

336. I HATE COR—

337. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

338. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—