Aqua Teen Hunger Force 2x7

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Meatwad goes on a hunger strike "For the Shorties" due to the subliminal messages in Sir Loin's new album. However, he doesn't stop there, ravaging all the food in the house for Sir Loin's "Hunger Drive". Something seems strangely familiar.

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

2. GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!

3. I HAVE GRAFTED A DEER ANTLER TO MY GROIN!

4. WOW.

5. YOU KNOW, SO I'LL FIT IN WITH THE REST OF THE HERD.

6. HOW DO YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM?

8. "AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE."

9. NUMBER ONE IN THE 'HOOD, G.

10. MEATWAD.

11. I KNOW. I KNOW.

12. GET HIGHER. RAISE THE ROOF.

13. MEATWAD, YOU NEED TO SHUT IT OFF.

14. OH. OH, I'M SORRY.

15. THERE. IS THAT BETTER?

16. CAN YOU STILL HEAR THE SONG WITH THE LIGHT OFF?

17. I MEAN THAT!

18. OH, THE BOOM BOX.

19. NO. NO, WE AIN'T DOIN' THAT.

20. LOOK HERE, I CAN'T SLEEP.

21. I KEEP THINKING

22. ABOUT ALL THOSE STARVING CHILDREN.

23. YOU KEEP THINKING ABOUT THEM

24. BECAUSE YOU KEEP PLAYING THAT DAMN SONG.

25. OH, BELIEVE ME, I KNOW. IT'S A VICIOUS CYCLE.

26. I NEED THERAPY.

27. I THINK WHAT YOU NEED IS TO SHUT UP,

28. OR IT'S GONNA BE HELL WEEK

29. ALL ROLLED UP INTO ONE NIGHT ALL UP IN HERE.

30. SHAKE, I GOT THIS, OK?

31. I'M SERIOUS. HE'LL DIE TONIGHT, YO.

32. SHAKE, I TOLD YOU, I GOT THIS.

33. YOU'RE PART OF IT!

34. THAT VOICE SOUNDS REAL FAMILIAR.

35. NO, NO, NO, NO.

36. THIS HERE'S A NEW ARTIST—SIR LOIN.

37. LISTEN TO HIM. HE'LL CHANGE YOUR LIFE.

38. THAT THERE IS A SONG WITH A MESSAGE,

39. AND THAT MESSAGE IS THAT YOU NEED TO

40. THINK ABOUT THE STARVING PEOPLE

41. WHO GOT TO EAT SAND TO SURVIVE.

42. SAND AIN'T GOT NO NUTRIENTS.

43. I KNOW, 'CAUSE I EAT IT CONSTANTLY.

44. I GOT ZERO ENERGY,

45. I COUGH ALL THE TIME,

46. MY DIET'S BAD, AND—

47.

48. GOOD NIGHT, MEATWAD.

49. YOU CAN COME ON OUT NOW, SHAKE.

50. SHAKE?

51. OH. HERE IT IS. I WAS LOOK—

52. HEY, NOW I CAN GO CUT THAT TREE DOWN IN THE BACK.

53. HA HA HA.

54. BREAKFAST TIME! I MADE YOUR FAVORITE—SAND CAKES.

55. YOU LIKE THOSE.

56. SHAKE, I THOUGHT WE AGREED

57. TO STEER HIM BACK TOWARDS REAL FOOD.

58. I KNOW, BUT IT'S SO FUNNY TO WATCH HIM EAT IT.

59. MMM. YEAH. THIS IS GOOD.

60. WOW! YOU GOT A BOTTLE CAP! LOOK AT—HA HA HA!

61. HE'S STILL DOING IT.

62. WAIT A SEC.

63. IF THE SHORTEEZ CAN'T HAVE FOOD,

64. THEN I AIN'T GONNA HAVE FOOD,

65. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

66. I DO THIS FOR THE SHORTEEZ, Y'ALL.

67. YEAH, TAKE IT TO CHURCH,

68. DUMP IT IN THE COLLECTION PLATE.

69. YOU KNOW, YOU'RE THE RUDEST PERSON I KNOW,

70. AND THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE.

71. I—HEY! MY STEAK AND EGGS!

72. STEAK AND EGGS!

73. THIS IS FOR THE SHORTEEZ.

74. ALL I GOT IS A MUG OF OATMEAL.

75. LISTEN, WE'RE ON A BUDGET. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

76. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

77. HEY, DAMN IT! I WAS GOING TO EAT THAT.

78. OH, GEE WHIZ. I'M SO SORRY TO INCONVENIENCE YOU

79. WHILE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE WORLD

80. DON'T GOT NOTHIN' TO EAT.

81. OH, GREAT. THANKS FOR SANDING UP MY EGGS.

82. YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST TAKE THEM...

83. WHEN YOU LEAVE THE COUNTRY.

84. I BANISH YOU FOREVERMORE!

85. MEATWAD, ARE YOU SURE THAT THIS SIR LOIN

86. WILL TAKE FOOD THAT ISN'T PREPACKAGED?

87. HE SAID HE'D RATHER HAVE IT THAT WAY.

88. HE SAYS, "I DON'T CARE IF THE FOOD IS OLD

89. OR COLD OR COVERED IN MOLD."

90. OK, OK, OK. OK, MEATWAD. OK.

91. OK, OK, OK. I HEARD ALL THAT LAST NIGHT.

92. JUST ENJOY THE HUNGER DRIVE, ALL RIGHT?

93. HEY, CARL.

94. OH, GREAT. YOU'VE SEEN ME.

95. HEY, DO YOU WANT TO CONTRIBUTE

96. TO SIR LOIN'S HUNGER DRIVE?

97. HE'S GONNA FEED THE SHORTEEZ, Y'ALL.

98. YEAH, LET ME SEE HERE.

99. I THINK I GOT SOME OYSTERS OVER HERE.

100.

101. OH, THANK YOU.

102. AND, UH, BE SURE TO THANK SIR LOIN

103. FOR KEEPING ME UP ALL NIGHT.

104. YEAH, I DO THAT.

105. HEY, I THOUGHT THAT OYSTERS HAD SHELLS.

106. NO. USUALLY, BUT NOT THESE.

107. THEY WERE FARM-RAISED... IN MY THROAT...

108. WITH CHEESE.

109. HEY, UH, YOU WANT SOME CRABS?

110. 'CAUSE I GOT SOME OF THEM.

111. NO. NO, MY BAG'S PRETTY FULL RIGHT NOW.

112. I DON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE ALASKAN KING,

113. BUT... THEY FEEL HUGE.

114. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME

115. WHAT HAPPENED TO MY DUCKLING A L'ORANGE?

116. WE HAD DUCKLING A L'ORANGE?

117. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SAY IT, SO STOP.

118. TRY IT ONCE.

119. NO, FORGET IT. YOU KNOW WHAT?

120. YOU'RE GONNA TRY IT

121. AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA SCREW THE NAME UP

122. AND THEN IT'S GONNA SOUND DISGUSTING.

123. I WON'T EVEN WANT TO EAT IT ANYMORE.

124. THANKS. THANKS FOR RUINING MY LUNCH—

125. WHICH IS GONE, BY THE WAY.

126. HAVE YOU LOOKED IN THE FRIDGE?

127. OH, BRAINSTORM! HEY, ALERT THE INTERNET!

128. I GOT A GENIUS ON MY HAND—

129. OH, WAIT A MINUTE. IT'S ALREADY OPEN—

130. 'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE I PUT IT

131. WHEN IT WAS SHIPPED IN FROM ALSACE.

132. TRY LOOKING DEEP WITHIN YOUR HEART

133. AND ASK IT WHERE IT WANTED THAT DUCK TO GO.

134. DOWN YOUR THROAT, YOU BUG-EYED FREAK!

135. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT DUCK COST?

136. HIGHER THAN YOU CAN COUNT!

137. I'M SORRY TO SAY THIS,

138. BUT SHAKE'S RIGHT, MEATWAD.

139. CHARITY IS ONE THING,

140. BUT THIS IS GETTING WAY OUT OF HAND.

141. I MEAN, WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO EAT NOW.

142. WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT—

143. DON'T SAY "SAND."

144. OH, COME ON, NOW. IT AIN'T THAT BAD.

145. I MEAN, YOU JUST GOT TO SORT OF KETCHUP IT UP.

146. WHAT DO YOU GOT IN THAT BAG THERE?

147. UH, LET'S SEE.

148. A DEAD RACCOON, UM, DOG DOO...

149. AND MORE DOG DOO-DOO.

150. MEATWAD, I DOUBT SERIOUSLY

151. THAT SIR LOIN WANTS YOU TO SEND IN DOG DOO-DOO.

152. THE SONG GOES, "BRING IN YOUR POO-POO,

153. "BRING IN YOUR DOO-DOO, I SAY YOO-HOO,

154. THE KIDS WILL SAY THANK YOU."

155. LET ME HEAR THAT.

156. EXACTLY WHERE DOES HE WANT YOU

157. TO BRING ALL THIS STUFF, MEATWAD?

158. MAYBE I SHOULD GO DOWN THERE WITH YOU, MEATWAD.

159. YOU, TOO, SHAKE. SHAKE?

160. GOT A TEXTURE TO IT.

161. SORT OF LIKE GRITS,

162. EXCEPT... OH, WHO AM I KIDDING? THIS SUCKS.

163. MAN, IT STINKS IN HERE. OH, MY GOD. LOOK AT THIS.

164. EWW.

165. THIS IS GROSSING ME OUT. I'M GONNA—ARE THOSE—

166. THOSE ARE MY STEAK AND EGGS.

167. GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!

168. WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHO DAT?

169. WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE, MAN?

170. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

171. YO! WHAT UP, G? IT'S MIZZIE-WAZZUH.

172. YO, IS YOU THE LITTLE JOKER

173. THAT'S BEEN BRINGING ME SAND?

174. MAN, WHAT YOU THINKING? LOOK HERE, MAN.

175. WHAT ARE YOU, THE SANDMAN OR SOMETHING?

176. COME ON, GET IT TOGETHER, BOY.

177. BUT IT'S FOR THE SHORTEEZ, YOU KNOW?

178. IT'S FOR THE E.P.A. IS WHO IT'S FOR.

179. WHAT? WHO SAID THAT?

180. MAN, YOU BRING PEOPLE OVER HERE?

181. YOU AIN'T SUPPOSED TO BRING PEOPLE OVER HERE

182. UNLESS THEY DEAD.

183. IS HE DEAD? I DON'T THINK SO.

184. HA! JUST AS I THOUGHT.

185. WHAT? YOU DON'T THOUGHT NOTHING.

186. NOT WHEN I'M LOOKING.

187. HERE I AM. THIS IS THE REAL ME, MAN.

188. CHECK IT OUT. SEE ME DANCING?

189. YEAH, YOU SEE HIM DANCING, DON'T YOU?

190. M.C. PEE PANTS!

191. UHH! NOT QUITE.

192. OH, MAN! I GOT THAT DONE AT KAZEEKO'S!

193. THAT'S FOAM CORE. THAT'S EXPENSIVE, MAN!

194. COME OUT HERE SO WE CAN SEE YOU.

195. IT'S ALL DOWN ON THE FARM, BABY.

196. CHECK ME OUT, MAN.

197. I GOT A COUPLE UDDERS— OH, MAN. LOOK AT YOU.

198. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?

199. YOU TELL ME. ONE MINUTE I'M GOING IN

200. FOR A JOB INTERVIEW.

201. THE NEXT MINUTE—BOOM! I'M IN HELL.

202. DEVIL SENT ME BACK HERE

203. IN THIS LOWER LIFE FORM.

204. SAID I GOT TO EARN MY WAY

205. UP THE LADDER. WHAT LADDER?

206. THE HELL LADDER, YOU POTATO, CRACKER, MOTH—

207. WHICH LADDER YOU THINK, MAN?

208. I LIVE IN HELL! THAT'S WHERE I LIVE!

209. OK, OK. ALL RIGHT, SETTLE DOWN.

210. IT'S—IT'S ALL COOLS—

211. OK, FRYLOCK, LET ME—LET ME TALK TO HIM, OK? I KNOW RAP.

212. WELL, ASK HIM WHAT HE'S DOING WITH ALL THIS GARBAGE.

213. WAZZUH WAZZUH WAZZUH WAZZUH WAZZUH IN THE HIZZIE?

214. MAN, ISN'T IT OBVIOUS, MAN?

215. CAN'T YOU TELL?

216. TELL HIM NO.

217. SHEE...

218. OH, I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T REALIZE

219. I WAS SPEAKING TO A FOOL.

220. ALL RIGHT, LET ME BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU.

221. I'LL GO SLOW.

222. A FLY IS A LITTLE TINY INSECT.

223. IT GOT WINGS. IT FLIES AROUND.

224. ALL RIGHT. IT GOES "ZZZ."

225. ALL RIGHT! I KNOW WHAT A FLY IS, OK?

226. WELL, HEY, MAN, I JUST WANT TO BE SURE.

227. OK, SO THESE FLIES, THEY COME HERE TO EAT THIS.

228. THE MORE OF THIS I HAVE, THE MORE OF THEM I GET.

229. BUT THEY DON'T EAT LIKE YOU AND ME, MAN.

230. UH-UH. NAW.

231. SEE, I GOT 4 STOMACHS. HOW MANY YOU GOT?

232. I DON'T—LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET TO THE POINT?

233. I'M GETTING TO THE POINT, MAN!

234. YOU IN MY HOUSE NOW!

235. YEAH!

236. SO WHERE WERE WE?

237. THE FLIES.

238. I KNOW! ALL RIGHT.

239. THEY SPIT ON THEIR FOOD, RIGHT?

240. THEY DO THAT TO EAT. AND GUESS WHAT

241. THEY'RE SPITTING OUT, MAN? ACID!

242. I'M THINKING MILLIONS OF FLIES

243. ALL SPITTING AT ONCE...

244. YEAH? SEE WHAT I'M THINKING?

245. HUH? RIGHT? YEAH?

246. NO, I STILL DON'T,

247. BUT I'M SURE IT WILL GET YOU ARRESTED.

248. NOT THIS TIME, MY MAN!

249. DON'T YOU SEE, FRYLOCK?

250. HE'S GONNA USE ALL THAT FLY SPIT

251. TO MELT DOWN THE WALLS OF THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK.

252. EXACTLY.

253. HE'S ANGRY AT BANKS.

254. HATE THE BANK—

255. STUPID ASS MEATBALL MOTHER—

256. I MELT THE WALLS SO I CAN GET THE MONEY

257. SO I CAN KEEP UP WITH THE PAYMENTS

258. ON THIS HERE PATIO FURNITURE,

259. WHICH, BY THE WAY, IS BROKEN NOW

260. 'CAUSE I BROKE IT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

261. YOU EVER SEE A COW SIT DOWN ON PATIO FURNITURE? I AIN'T!

262. LOOK AT THAT UMBRELLA, MAN! I ATE HALF OF IT.

263. THEN YOUR WHOLE ALBUM WAS A LIE.

264. IT WASN'T FOR THE SHORTEEZ AT ALL. IT WAS FOR YOU!

265. LOOK, IF I DON'T COME THROUGH WITH THIS,

266. THEY'RE GONNA TAKE EVERYTHING, MAN.

267. I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE RENTED FURNITURE, MAN!

268. BUT I GOT EXPENSIVE TASTE.

269. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A PATIO, MAN.

270. WELL, I KNOW THAT NOW.

271. I THINK THE LESSON HERE IS NEVER RENT FURNITURE.

272. THE INTEREST IS TOO HIGH AND THE TERMS ARE UNREASONABLE

273. FOR SOMETHING THAT YOU REALLY DIDN'T NEED

274. IN THE FIRST PLACE.

275. BITCH, I NEED TO SIT!

276. THE FARMER GETS TO SIT.

277. SAY, "GIVE ME THE MILK. GIVE ME THE MILK."

278. I'M GONNA TAKE THAT STOOL

279. AWAY FROM THAT FARMER, MAN—

280. STICK IT RIGHT UP HIS ASS.

281. TIRED OF THAT FARMER.

282. THERE ISN'T A FARMER, IS THERE?

283. I CAN'T FILL THE HOLE IN MY LIFE WITH STUFF.

284. MY HEART'S PLAYING TRICKS ON ME, MAN!

285. LOOK, WE'RE GONNA FIX ALL THAT, OK?

286. NOW, YOU GO IN THERE

287. AND YOU GET YOURSELF A LOW INTEREST LOAN

288. WITH REASONABLE TERMS, SO YOU CAN GET THAT DEBT

289. UNDER CONTROL ONCE AND FOR ALL.

290. AND THAT SAYS "BANK"?

291. IT DOES?

292. YES, IT DOES. IT DOES.

293. 'CAUSE YOU KNOW I GOT TROUBLE WITH WORDS, MAN.

294. YEAH.

295. I MEAN, WHEN IT COMES TO RAPPING, I GOT IT,

296. BUT YOU KNOW, WHEN IT'S BOOKS AND SCIENCE

297. AND CLOSED CAPTIONING, MAN, I'M AT A LOSS.

298. UH-HUH. NOW GO ON UP THE LOAN CHUTE.

299. AND AFTER I GET THIS,

300. I'M GONNA GET MY G.E.D. AND TURN MY LIFE AROUND.

301. OK. SEE YOU LATER.

302. HEY. HEY, MAN.

303. THAT'S GOOD. LET'S GO.

304. MAN—MAN, WAIT. WAIT A MINUTE, MAN,

305. THIS AIN'T NO BANK! OH, GOD!

306. BOY, I FEEL LIKE A FOOL. I AIN'T NEVER AGAIN GONNA DO

307. WHAT NO STUPID RAP MUSICIAN GONNA TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

308. THAT'S A GOOD IDEA, MEATWAD.

309. FROM NOW ON, IT'S ONLY HEAVY METAL BANDS

310. THAT ARE GONNA BOSS ME AROUND.

311. THEM PEOPLE SPEAK THE TRUTH.

312. THEY GOT THIS 6-STORY SKELETON NAMED EDDIE

313. AND HE, LIKE,

314. OPENS HIS MOUTH ALL CRAZY FANG-LIKE.

315. HE'S CRAZY AS HELL.

316. AND THAT'S WHY YOU'VE GOT THE EYE MAKEUP ON, RIGHT?

317. MM-HMM. THIS HERE IS MY DEMON FACE.

318. YOU SEE, I'M SATAN'S ONION.

319. SCALLION.

320. MINION? NO. NOT THAT.

321. WHY THE C.B. RADIO?

322. FOR CONTACTING THE DEVIL.

323. SATAN, YOU GOT YOUR EARS ON?

324. COME ON, UNDER.

325. OVER.

326. ROGER.

327. 10-4, GOOD BUDDY.

328. YOU GOT BEELZEBUB ON THE DOWN LOW. COME BACK.

329. HEY, SATAN, MY MAN! WHAT'S UP, MAN?

330. SHUT UP! AAH!

331. I'M ON THE PHONE HERE.

332. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

333. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—

334. AND DON'T YOU FORGIZZ IT.