Aqua Teen Hunger Force 2x5

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Master Shake comes back from a trip to Guatemala with a new nose. With his new-found "beauty", Shake sets out to make himself the best damn looking person in the world.

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

2. GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!

3. I HAVE MADE LOVE TO THIS MACHINE!

4. AND NOW, UPON RETROSPECT, I ASK WHY.

5. I'M SURE SOMEONE THINKS THAT'S PRETTY NEAT.

6. SO, YOU DO THAT FOR SCIENCE OR—

7. NO! IT WAS FREE!

8. AND SHE WAS DRUNK.

9. SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT SHE WAS DOING.

10. MY METAL BOY!

11.

12. AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE. NUMBER ONE IN THE HOOD, G.

13. BOY, SURE IS NICE NOT HAVING SHAKE AROUND.

14. YEAH, IT IS ODD

15. THAT HE'D GO DOWN TO GUATEMALA

16. AND BE A MISSIONARY.

17. IN FACT, IT'S NOT TRUE.

18. LOOK HERE, HE COULD BE DOWN THERE

19. ON A PROM DATE WITH SANTA CLAUS ON THE MOON

20. FOR ALL I CARE.

21. THE POINT IS,

22. I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH MY TOYS.

23. PUT UP YOUR TOYS.

24. SHUT UP.

25. HELLO! GUESS WHO'S BACK!

26. OH, HELL.

27. WELL, THAT'S GOOD. HOW WAS YOUR MISSION TRIP?

28. AND WHERE DID YOU GET THAT NOSE?

29. WHAT NOSE?

30. THE ONE STICKING OUT OF YOUR FACE.

31. OH, YOU MEAN THE GROWTH SPURT?

32. YEAH, WELL, IT'S COMMON WITH KIDS MY AGE.

33. WHEN YOU'RE A LITTLE OLDER

34. YOU REACH SOMETHING CALLED "MATURITY."

35. LOOK IT UP, WUSSY.

36. IT ALSO GOES BY THE NAME

37. OF "RHINOPLASTY," DOESN'T IT?

38. LOOK, YES, DURING MY MISSION TRIP

39. I HAD A SMALL PROCEDURE DONE SO I CAN BREATHE BETTER

40. AND HIT THE HIGH NOTES.

41. AND WHEN DO YOU SING?

42. DON'T BE JEALOUS 'CAUSE I'M ATTRACTIVE.

43. WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO YOUR UGLY ROOM

44. AND GET ON THAT CHAT WITH THE GIRL

45. YOU'RE AFRAID TO MEET IN PERSON?

46. YOU LEAVE HER OUT OF THIS.

47. AND BY THE WAY, DID YOU TELL HER

48. THAT YOU'RE A BOX OF FRIGGIN' FRI—UH, THANK YOU.

49. AND BONUS! HEY, YOU GOT A GOATEE.

50. YEAH, THAT'S IN STYLE.

51. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. FINE.

52. LIKE YOU GOT A DEAD RAT ON YOUR FACE.

53. WELL, YOU— YOU JUST LET ME KNOW

54. IF THOSE COCONUTS WORK OUT FOR YOU, OK?

55. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

56. CAN YOU TELL THESE ARE COCONUTS?

57. 'CAUSE THEY SPRAY-PAINTED THEM

58. AND THEY LOOKED REALLY GOOD WHEN I LEFT.

59. NAW, YOU LOOKIN' GOOD, BOY.

60. THEM PROFESSIONAL NOSTRILS.

61. SOMETHING ABOUT YOU.

62. I CAN'T PUT MY MEAT ON IT,

63. BUT YOU SEEM SMALLER IN THE NOSE AREA.

64. WELL, THANK YOU. I AM.

65. YEAH. IT WOULD BE GREAT, TOO, IF YOU HAD SOME CHEEKBONES.

66. YOU KNOW, COMPLETE THE SET.

67. WELL, WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

68. WELL, HEY, DON'T PIN ME DOWN.

69. YOUR FACE JUST SEEMS A LITTLE FRONT HEAVY.

70. BUT, HEY, YOU WORK WITH WHAT GOD GAVE YOU, RIGHT?

71. I MEAN, NOBODY SAYS ANYTHING ABOUT IT,

72. BUT THEY ARE THINKING IT.

73. NOBODY SAYS ANYTHING ABOUT ME?

74. WELL, WHY NOT?

75. ALL RIGHT. NUMBER ONE, YOUR CHEEKS ARE HOLLOW.

76. NUMBER TWO, YOU AIN'T GOT NO MASCULINE CUT TO YOUR JAW.

77. I MEAN, YOU COULD BE A MAN OR A WOMAN.

78. FRYLOCK! WHAT ARE YOU?

79. I GOTTA GO BACK DOWN TO GUATEMALA

80. FOR SOME MORE CHEAP SUR—M-MISSION TRIP.

81. LOTTA KIDS. BIG TROUBLE.

82. WHEN WILL YOU BE BACK?

83. THAT'S REALLY UP TO GOD NOW, ISN'T IT?

84. HE WORKS THROUGH ME.

85. NO ONE TOUCHES ANY OF MY STUFF!

86. I AM A MAN, DAMN IT!

87. WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HIM?

88. SHH. LISTEN. DO YOU HEAR THAT?

89. THAT'S THE SOUND OF HIM NOT BEING HERE.

90. ALL RIGHT, YOU THANK ME LATER.

91. "DEAR 69óSOóFINE,

92. "SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO WRITE YOU BACK.

93. "I HAD TO PULL SOME PEOPLE

94. OUT OF A BURNING BUILDING THIS MORNING."

95. HELLO! HELLO! I AM BACK!

96. YOU'VE GOT TO SEE THIS.

97. GET OFF THE COMPUTER. COME IN HERE.

98. HEY, COME IN HERE

99. AND SHAKE A MAN'S HAND, BABY!

100. DAMN, SON! THAT LOOKS... HORRIFIC.

101. DON'T BE JEALOUS.

102. I'LL SEND A COUPLE SKANKS I DON'T WANT

103. YOUR WAY, DON'T WORRY.

104. WHAT'S THAT ON THE SIDE?

105. THAT AIN'T RIGHT.

106. ARE YOU SERIOUS?

107. JUST HOLD ON A SECOND, ALL RIGHT?

108. YOU BETTER TAKE CARE OF THAT.

109. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

110. HOW'S THAT LOOK?

111. WHAT IS THAT PUMPING INTO YOUR JAW?

112. NATURAL SPRING SALINE.

113. I WOKE UP ONE MORNING

114. AND REALIZED I WAS GOING THROUGH THE CHANGE.

115. YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD TAKE SEX ED.

116. THEN YOU'D KNOW WHAT THIS STUFF'S ALL ABOUT.

117. LOOK, ALL I'M SAYING IS

118. IT JUST LOOKS REALLY INFECTED, OK?

119. WELL, I'M NOT USING THE GRAVITY FEED SYSTEM.

120. YOU KNOW HOW DUMB I'D LOOK IN A MAGAZINE

121. LAYING ON A COUCH WITH THE HALF-ZIPPERED JEANS

122. AND SOME CHICK HOLDING A FREAKIN' SALINE BUCKET

123. OVER MY HEAD TO FEED MY JAW?

124. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

125. I DON'T WANT TO RUIN YOUR... CAREER.

126. I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT SOME ANTIBIOTICS

127. MIGHT NOT BE SUCH A BAD IDEA.

128. ANTIBIOTICS? IN GUATEMALA?

129. FORGET IT.

130. THEY GIVE YOU A RAT TURD WITH A LITTLE SEASONED SALT.

131. NO, I'LL DO THE SURGERY THERE,

132. THE PAINKILLERS HERE—

133. IF I DID SURGERY, WHICH I DIDN'T.

134. YOU'RE LOOKING LIKE A MAN'S MAN, NOW, BOY.

135. YOU GONNA CHOP DOWN A TREE AND BUILD A LOG CABIN

136. SO YOU CAN LIVE OFF THE LAND AND WRESTLE BEARS?

137. I'M THINKING ABOUT IT.

138. I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW YOU'RE GONNA SEE ANY BEARS

139. WITH THAT FAT SAGGING OVER YOUR EYES.

140. MEATWAD, DON'T.

141. WHAT? IF HE'S OUR FRIEND, WE NEED TO BE HONEST WITH HIM.

142. HERE'S A TEST. NOW LOOK AT ME, SHAKE.

143. CAN YOU SEE ME THROUGH ALL THE FAT

144. DROOPING OVER YOUR EYES?

145. WELL, NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT,

146. I DON'T KNOW.

147. WELL, YOU CAN'T.

148. LOOK HERE, YOU WANT YOUR BLUE JEAN AD?

149. MORE THAN ANYTHING.

150. A BLUE JEAN AD?

151. LOOK, SHAKE,

152. A LOT OF TIMES THE MEDIA TRIES TO PRESENT AN IMAGE

153. THAT ISN'T EXACTLY TRUE TO LIFE.

154. I MEAN, YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING, RIGHT?

155. NO, I DO. I DO.

156. I UNDERSTAND THAT SOME PEOPLE—

157. MEATWAD—DON'T LOOK GOOD,

158. AND THAT THEY SHOULD HIDE FROM THE CAMERAS

159. AT ALL COSTS.

160. IT'S THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE THAT ARE THE SMART ONES

161. AND IT'S THAT VERY SAME SMARTNESS

162. THAT MAKES THEM RICH.

163. SHAKE, PEOPLE ARE DIFFERENT ALL OVER.

164. I MEAN, IT'S NOT HOW YOU LOOK ON THE OUTSIDE,

165. IT'S WHAT'S INSIDE THAT COUNTS.

166. THANK YOU, DAD.

167. I GET THE MESSAGE.

168. IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL 69óSOóFINE?

169. YOU READ MY E-MAIL?

170. YOU THINK SHE GETS THAT YOU'RE A FIREMAN YET?

171. WELL, SCREW YOU.

172. OH, GOOD ONE.

173. NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE.

174. BOY, DO I FEEL BURNED.

175. LOOK, YOU DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, OK?

176. HE AIN'T VAIN LIKE YOU ARE.

177. THAT'S RIGHT. HE DOESN'T KNOW.

178. WHAT YOU NEED, BOY, IS TO LOSE THE EYE FAT.

179. GET YOURSELF SOME SOFT PILLOWY LIPS,

180. ROCK HARD ABS,

181. AND HOW ABOUT A GIANT BRAIN HORN?

182. I KNOW.

183. I COULDN'T FIND A GUY WITH THE EXPERTISE.

184. I MEAN, LOOK AT ME.

185. THIS IS MY MEAL TICKET, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

186. I ONLY HAVE ONE FACE.

187. AND THAT IS ANOTHER ISSUE

188. THAT I WASN'T GONNA BRING UP,

189. BUT I THINK YOU FORCED ME TO.

190. YOU NEED A SECOND LITTLE ONE

191. SO YOU CAN DO TOY ADS.

192. YOU'RE RIGHT,

193. BUT I CAN'T AFFORD TO GO BACK TO GUATEMALA.

194. IT'S ALL FISH BLADDERS AND COCONUTS DOWN THERE.

195. WE NEED SOMEONE WHO WEARS SHOES AND WASHES THEIR HANDS.

196. DON'T YOU WORRY, NOW.

197. I KNOW ME A GUY.

198. HEY, CARL. HEY, YOURSELF.

199. WHO'S YOUR FRIEND OVER THERE?

200. HE SMELLS LIKE, UH, ALMOND JOYS.

201. HEY, IT'S ME! SHAKE!

202. WHERE'D YOU GET THAT DONE, IN GUATEMALA OR SOMETHING?

203. GET WHAT DONE?

204. YEAH, HE DID. WE CALLING IN THE PROS NOW.

205. IS YOUR BUDDY OUT OF PRISON YET?

206. WHICH ONE? 'CAUSE THERE'S 3.

207. OH, YOU KNOW WHICH ONE.

208. THE GUY THAT WAS IN THE HOTEL WITH THE PEOPLE...

209. AND THE WELDING.

210. OH, TERRY.

211. YEAH, YEAH. HE'S OUT.

212. BUT PART OF HIS PAROLE IS HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO,

213. YOU KNOW, DO WHAT HE WAS DOING... TO FLESH.

214. WE NEED HIM.

215. OTHERWISE PEOPLE ARE GONNA LOOK AT ME

216. AND WONDER WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN.

217. ALL RIGHT. WHATEVER.

218. WE'LL MEET AT THE DOCKS AT MIDNIGHT.

219. I GET A 10% FINDER'S FEE.

220. YOU NEVER SAW ME.

221. FINE, BUT I'LL NEED A RECEIPT,

222. 'CAUSE THIS IS A BUSINESS EXPENSE.

223. ALL RIGHT, HE WANTS YOU TO DRINK ALL THAT

224. BEFORE YOU GO IN THERE.

225. EASILY DONE, MY FRIEND.

226. NOW YOU'RE TALKING MY LANGUAGE.

227. WHAT'S THIS THING FOR?

228. YEAH, THAT YOU'LL BITE DOWN ON

229. SO YOU DON'T SWALLOW YOUR TONGUE.

230. NOW?

231. OH, YOU'LL KNOW WHEN. I FEEL PRETTY SURE OF THAT.

232. ALL RIGHT! HELLO, HOLLYWOOD.

233. LET THE GAMES BEGIN, BABY.

234.

235. LISTEN TO THAT.

236. GOODNESS.

237. BOY, HE'S DOING SOME WORK, ISN'T HE?

238. YEAH.

239. I WANT THAT HIGHER. AAH! AAH!

240. YEAH, HE BUILDS HOT RODS, MOSTLY.

241. SOMETIMES FACES.

242. WELL, WE JUST THANK YOU, CARL.

243. YOU'VE BEEN REAL GOOD TO US.

244. HEY, SHUT UP. I NEED MY MONEY NOW.

245. WHOA! HE'S QUICK AND RELATIVELY CLEAN.

246. YOU KNOW, THIS BEATS THE JUNGLE SURGERY ANY DAY.

247. SNAKES EVERYWHERE DOWN THERE.

248. YOU CAN'T GET RID OF THEM.

249. OH, I SEE HE SOLD YOU

250. ON THE TIJUANA SUPREMO PACKAGE.

251. WELL, YOU KNOW, INITIALLY I WAS SKEPTICAL,

252. BUT ONCE I SAW THEM IN THE SHOWROOM—

253. I MEAN, COME ON.

254. YOU'D BE A FOOL NOT TO GET IT.

255. HEY, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

256. AND HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT THAT OFF

257. BEFORE THE COPS SEE US, OK?

258. HANG ON. I'M STILL PLUGGED IN HERE.

259. FRYLOCK, GET IN HERE.

260. I'M ABOUT TO UNWRAP MY PRESENT

261. TO THE JEAN-WEARING POPULACE.

262. ARE YOU SURE THAT'S WISE, SHAKE?

263. I MEAN, IT'S ONLY BEEN A COUPLE OF DAYS SINCE—

264. YEAH, RIGHT. I'M NOT WAITING 6 WEEKS.

265. WELL, AS LONG AS YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

266. OH, MY GOD.

267. I WANT YOU TO CONTACT JORDACHE

268. AND TELL THEM I'M ON MY WAY!

269. WHOA.

270. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BUTT?

271. THIS IS LIKE A LITTLE SHELTER DOWN HERE.

272. WELL, IF YOU ADD SOMEWHERE, STUPID,

273. YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE TO SUBTRACT FROM SOMEWHERE.

274. SO THEN THEY TOOK YOUR BUTT AND PUT IT ON YOUR FACE.

275. THEY DID WHAT, NOW?

276. YOU OUGHTA SEE THIS BUTT. IT'S FLAT.

277. ACTUALLY, IT'S CONCAVE, ISN'T IT?

278. YEAH, YOU GOT AN ASS-FACE, BOY.

279. AM I RIGHT?

280. WELL, I GUESS YOU ARE RIGHT.

281. I AIN'T TALKING TO YOU.

282. I'M TALKING TO ASS-FACE OVER HERE.

283. WHAT YOU THINK, ASS-FACE?

284. HOW AM I GONNA FILL THE JEANS

285. IF I DON'T HAVE AN ASS?

286. YOU AIN'T.

287. YOU NEED TO GET YOURSELF A JOB MAKING HORROR MOVIES.

288. "RETURN OF THE DEADLY ASS-FACE."

289. WELL, FINE.

290. "NEVER GO BACK TO ASS-FACE LAKE."

291. WELL, FINE.

292. I WON'T DO JEAN ADS. THAT'S SIMPLE.

293. "DEADLY ASS-FACE LAKE CAMP."

294. NEED TO WORK ON THAT ONE.

295. BUT—BUT I COULD DO UNDERWEAR, RIGHT? RIGHT?

296. FLIP OVER, SHOVEL-ASS.

297. YOU CAN DO A HOSPITAL AD.

298. THEY WON'T HAVE TO USE MAKEUP.

299. NO! THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!

300. YOU A SUCKER.

301. NO!

302. WHAT AM I GONNA—FRYLOCK!

303. YOU'RE INTO THAT SCIENCE CRAP.

304. YOU CAN—YOU CAN STRAIGHTEN THIS ALL OUT FOR ME.

305. OH, I THOUGHT I WAS INFERIOR.

306. I DON'T KNOW.

307. IS THE UNWASHED ALLOWED TO TOUCH THE GOLDEN?

308. WELL, MAYBE THIS ONE TIME I COULD LET IT PASS.

309. I WON'T TELL ANYONE.

310. LISTEN, IT'S ONE OR THE OTHER, OK?

311. EITHER YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK OR YOUR KEEP THAT FACE.

312. I CHOOSE... THE ASS.

313. Y'ALL THOUGHT MICHAEL JACKSON WAS CREEPY.

314. HAS HE EATEN YET?

315. NO. YOU CAN TELL HE'S STILL DEPRESSED.

316. REALLY? IS HE OUT OF MY ROOM YET?

317. WHAT? I NEED MY SPACE.

318. I CAN HEAR YOU OUT THERE.

319. MAYBE I'LL GET A BENETTON AD WHERE THEY LOOK FOR FREAKS.

320. SHAKE, YOU'RE NOT A FREAK, OK?

321. HEY, COME LOOK AT THIS FREAK HERE!

322. YEAH, I MEAN,

323. YES, YOU DO HAVE A PAIR OF LARGE NOSTRILS

324. GOING DOWN YOUR BACK, AND THEY'RE RUNNING—

325. OH, MY GOD! LOOK AT THAT!

326. OH, FRYMAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

327. WAS HE TALKING ABOUT ME?

328. NO, OF COURSE NOT.

329. OH, YOU MISSED IT. IT'S A HUGE MILKSHAKE.

330. YEAH, HE'S LIKE...

331. I GOTTA GO.

332. FRYLOCK, PLEASE. LET ME HANDLE THIS, OK?

333. GOOD, 'CAUSE I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.

334. DID YOU CHANGE SOMETHING?

335. YOU LOOK KIND OF DIFFERENT.

336. NO, NO. I'M THE SAME.

337. HOW DOES THIS COAT LOOK?

338. PRETTY COOL, HUH?

339. I'D LOOSEN THAT BELT.

340. I MEAN, SHE'S GONNA THINK

341. YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHING DOWN THERE

342. BUT A SPINE OR A SNAKE BOTTOM.

343. "SHE"? OH, MAN.

344. I'M JUST GONNA GO RUN A FEW ERRANDS, YOU KNOW.

345. YEAH, RIGHT.

346. HERE. SAY SOMETHING ABOUT HOW BAD THE FIRE WAS

347. AND YOU GOT YOUR FACE BURNED UP.

348. PLAY THE PITY CARD.

349. HELLO?

350. IT'S YOUR ONLY HOPE.

351. HELLO? ME?

352. YOU BETTER EAT THAT SOUP.

353. IT'S GONNA HELP YOU FEEL BETTER.

354. ALL RIGHT. IF YOU THINK SO.

355. WHOA, LITTLE PIGGY!

356. SHOW A LITTLE SELF-CONTROL.

357. NOTHING GROSSES ME OUT MORE THAN FAT PEOPLE

358. LIKE YOU.

359. I'M FAT?

360. AS HELL. HAVE YOU SEEN YOURSELF?

361. I WOULD NOT EAT ANYMORE

362. UNLESS YOU GONNA GET RID OF IT, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

363. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

364. I AIN'T TALKING ABOUT DIGESTION.

365. I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS.

366. MEATWAD, NO!

367. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

368. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—