1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
WARNER BROS.
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2. UH, YEAH.
LISTEN, WE WOULD LOVE
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3. TO MAKE THE ICE-CREAM SOCIAL,
BUT, UH—
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4. BUT WHAT, STEVE?
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5. YEAH, LIE TO US.
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6. WE'VE, UH, KIND OF GOTTEN
BEHIND AT WORK.
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7. WE HAVE BECOME ONE!
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8.
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9. AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE.
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10. NUMBER ONE IN THE 'HOOD, G.
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11. HEY, THIS IS SOME GOOD TV.
HEY. HEY, WAKE UP.
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12. YEAH?
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13. YOU'RE MISSING
SOME GOOD TV.
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14. CHANGE IT.
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15. I AIN'T CHANGING THIS.
THIS IS THE BEST.
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16. CHANGE IT.
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17. TO WHAT? COME ON,
THIS IS GOOD.
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18. WHY DON'T WE LET
THE ARROW DECIDE?
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19. NO, DON'T DO THAT.
OH, COME ON!
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20. AND NOW IT'S CHANGED.
THE CHANGELING.
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21. WHAT WAS THAT?
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22. WHAT DO YOU THINK IT WAS?
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23. IT WAS YOU, BOY.
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24. HEY, THIS CLOSET WAS FULL
OF TVs LAST TIME I CHECKED,
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25. AND NOW THERE'S NONE!
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26. 'CAUSE YOU KEEP
BREAKING THEM.
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27. 'CAUSE YOU KEEP
PISSING ME OFF TOO BAD!
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28. YOU SHOULD BE LUCKY AND
THOUGHTFUL ENOUGH TO THROW
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29. THE ANGER AT THE MEDIA
AND NOT YOUR BUTTOCKS!
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30. BOTH OF YOU,
GET IN HERE!
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31. EVERY TIME
YOU BREAK A TV, SHAKE,
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32. WHERE DO YOU THINK
THEY COME FROM, HUH?
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33. JESUS.
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34. NO. IT'S SANTA CLAUS.
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35. IT'S THE SAME THING.
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36. THERE AIN'T
NO SANTA CLAUS.
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37. I KNOW.
I'M JEWISH.
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38. I'VE BEEN CLONING
THESE TVs FOR YOU, SHAKE.
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39. FROM THIS DAY FORWARD.
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40. AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M TIRED OF DOING IT.
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41. YOU HAVE A CLONER?
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42. YOU KNOW I HAVE
A CLONER.
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43. OH. YEAH.
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44. YOU HAVE A CLONER?
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45. SAY, CAN I BORROW
YOUR CLONER?
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46. NO! I USE THAT THING
FOR RESEARCH.
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47. IT'S NOT YOUR OWN
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48. PERSONAL
ELECTRONICS STORE.
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49. OK, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY
RIGHT. WE ARE VERY SORRY.
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50. THAT WAS A ONE-TIME THING.
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51. YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S
WHAT I WAS JUST THINKING.
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52. AND WE MEAN IT THIS TIME.
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53. OK. BUT THIS IS
THE LAST ONE.
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54. THAT ONE? THAT BETTER
NOT HAVE BEEN THE LAST ONE.
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55. FINE.
IT, SHAKE!
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56. ENJOY ONE OF
MY BOOKS, THEN!
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57. ALL RIGHT. COME ON NOW.
COME ON, COME ON.
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58. WE'LL BE GOOD. COME ON,
NOW. DON'T BE THAT WAY.
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59. WHY ARE YOU BEING
SO CRANKY? PLEASE.
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60. NO BOOKS. I CAN'T READ.
I'M NOT A LOSER.
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61. YEAH, FRYLOCK.
PLEASE, MAKE US A TV.
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62. I MEAN, LOOK AT ME.
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63. HOW ELSE AM I GONNA
FACE THE DAY?
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64. AIN'T GOT NO JOB,
MY WIFE LEFT ME,
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65. BILLS PILING UP, I GOT
CHILD SUPPORT PAYMENTS,
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66. AND I DON'T KNOW IF ANY
OF WHAT I JUST SAID IS TRUE,
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67. BUT I BELIEVE IT.
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68. HE IS RIGHT.
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69. WE NEEDS
TO DULL OUR SENSES.
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70. ALL RIGHT, FINE.
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71. I'LL DO ONE MORE,
BUT THAT IS IT.
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72. ALL RIGHT! TV!
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73. WE'LL USE THEM
TO THE LIVING END,
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74. STARRING JAMES BOND.
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75. SHAKE, LOOK, I'VE
ABUSED THIS THING
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76. TOO MUCH AS IT IS.
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77. IF YOU CLONE SOMETHING
TOO MANY TIMES,
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78. THE MOLECULAR STRUCTURE
STARTS TO BREAK DOWN,
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79. AND THERE'S NO TELLING
WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
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80. JUST GET THE TV.
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81. YOU AND YOUR QUASI-
INTELLECTUAL HOBNOBBERY...
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82.
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83. YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME SICK?
THAT YOU GET AWAY WITH IT.
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84. YOU JUST BE MORE
CAREFUL WITH THAT,
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85. BECAUSE IT'S
THE LAST ONE.
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86.
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87. OH, REALLY?
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88. SAYS WHO, BOY?
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89. OH, YEAH. BIG MAN.
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90. OH, YOU'LL MAKE
MORE OF THESE...
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91. BECAUSE
I'LL TELL YOU TO,
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92. RIGHT TO YOUR FACE.
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93. YOU TELL HIM.
FRYLOCK.
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94. HE'S GONE, RIGHT?
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95.
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96. DID YOU JUST SEE THAT?
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97. NO, WE DIDN'T SEE IT.
EVERYTHING'S FINE.
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98. NOW, JUST SHUT UP AND
I'LL JUST GO CONTROL IT.
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99. YOU AIN'T GONNA SAY
YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT!
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100. I'M NOT IN THE BUSINESS OF
SEEING WHATEVER PLEASES YOU.
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101. GET BACK HERE,
YOU SON OF A—
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102. WELL, I'M IN BUSINESS.
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103. THE BUSINESS OF KICKING
YOUR ASS.
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104. AND LET ME TELL YOU,
BUSINESS IS BOOMING.
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105. I'M OPEN FOR BUSINESS.
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106. BUSINESS OF GIVING
YOU THE BUSINESS.
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107. HOPE YOU BUY IT.
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108. DID YOU HEAR ME
SAY THAT?
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109. YOU LOOKING TO EXPAND
YOUR BUSINESS?
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110. BUSINESS IS COOL!
BUSINESS IS COOL!
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111. NOW MEET SHAKE-ZULA...
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112. KING OF THE FREAKIN'
IDIOTS.
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113. ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL
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114. TAKING COMMAND
OF THE SITUATION.
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115. MEATWAD, YOU TURN IT ON.
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116. I AIN'T GOING
NEAR THAT TV, BOY.
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117. I THINK THAT
THING IS ALIVE.
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118. GO OVER THERE,
GET CLOSE TO IT,
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119. AND TOUCH IT TO TURN IT ON.
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120. WHAT'LL YOU GIVE ME?
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121. 6 MONTHS TO A YEAR.
AND BROTHER, YOU ARE DEAD.
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122. ALL RIGHT.
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123. COME ON, MAN.
WE'RE WASTING TIME.
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124. JUST GIVE ME
A SECOND HERE.
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125. I'M GETTING TO IT.
I'M GETTING TO IT.
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126. JUST DON'T WAKE IT UP.
I WANT TO SURPRISE IT.
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127. LOOK AT THAT.
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128. YES, I SEE.
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129. LOOK AT THAT.
YOU ON THE TV.
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130. WELL, UH, YOU KNOW,
I'VE BEEN ON TV A LOT.
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131. SEE THIS—OH, THIS—
YEAH, SURE.
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132. THIS IS MY SITCOM WITH—
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133. I'M IN YOUR HOUSE.
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134.
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135. WITH A SCIENCE-FICTION/
HORROR TWIST.
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136. IT'S CALLED, UH...
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137. WHAT'S IT CALLED?
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138. I DON'T KNOW.
SHUT UP.
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139. I'M TRYING TO
HEAR MY LINES.
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140. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
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141. WELL, YOU SAID
THIS IS YOUR SITCOM,
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142. WITH A SCI-FI/
HORROR TWIST.
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143. IT'S NEVER BEEN
DONE BEFORE.
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144. YEAH, I KNOW.
I JUST DON'T REMEMBER
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145. FILMING THIS EPISODE.
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146. I CAN TELL MY INSTINCTS ARE
STRONG IN THIS SCENE, THOUGH,
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147. AND I GOT A LOT
OF MOTIVATION.
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148. BUT YOU'RE
IN FRYLOCK'S ROOM.
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149. YOU AIN'T SUPPOSED
TO BE IN THERE.
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150. WHY'D YOU FILM
IN THERE?
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151. CALL ME.
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152.
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153. WHERE DID YOU GET
ALL THAT MONEY?
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154. WELL, OBVIOUSLY, I AM
A DRUG LORD IN THIS SCENE.
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155. WHERE THE HELL ELSE
DO YOU THINK A GUY LIKE ME
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156. GETS THIS AMOUNT OF CASH?
OH, THE CLONER!
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157. GIVE ME A DOLLAR, QUICK!
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158. OK, LOOK,
MY GRANDMOTHER GAVE ME
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159. THIS DOLLAR
BEFORE SHE DIED.
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160. IT'S MY BIRTHDAY DOLLAR.
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161. THANK YOU, GRANNY!
YOU SPENT IT WELL, BABY.
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162. HEY, BITCH!
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163. JUST WATCH THE TV.
YOU'LL FORGET.
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164. FORGET WHAT?
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165.
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166. SHAKE, WHAT DID I TELL YOU
ABOUT MESSING WITH MY CLONER?
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167. FRYLOCK,
I AM SO SORRY ABOUT IT.
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168. YOU KNOW,
I REALLY SHOULD HAVE
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169. TAKEN YOUR FEELINGS
INTO CONSIDERATION.
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170. AWW!
AWW!
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171. AW!
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172. NO, LOOK, MAN,
I'M THE ONE WHO'S SORRY, OK?
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173. I'M SORRY I MADE
THE CHEERLEADING SQUAD
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174. AND YOU DIDN'T.
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175. IT'S OK. YOU WERE
THE BETTER CHEERLEADER.
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176. WELL, I WAS NO SLOUCH.
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177. DID YOU SEE ME
DO THOSE CARTWHEELS?
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178.
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179. HA HA HA!
I IDENTIFY WITH THAT.
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180. OK, OK.
DON'T RUB IT IN.
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181. HA HA HA!
THERE'S A ZINGER.
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182. OK, THEN, HOW ABOUT
I BLOW IT IN?
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183. WHAT?
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184. SHAKE! DAMN!
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185. WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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186. UM, NOTHING. YOU JUST,
UH, DO WHAT YOU WAS DOING.
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187. IT—IT'S ALL GOOD.
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188. HEY, GREAT NEWS. YOU BOTH
MADE THE CHEERLEADING SQUAD.
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189. AAH!
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190. THIS IS WHAT I LIKE.
A REAL REALITY SHOW.
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191. OH, HEY, FRYLOCK.
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192. NO, FRYLOCK.
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193. OH, HEY, MEATWAD.
LOOK WHAT I GOT.
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194. DON'T LET HIM IN.
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195. WELL, COME ON IN.
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196. ALL RIGHT, HE'S IN, BUT
JUST DON'T ASK HIM TO DANCE.
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197. DO YOU WANT TO DANCE?
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198. I'D LOVE TO DANCE.
COME ON.
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199. YOU ASKED HIM TO DANCE!
I TOLD YOU
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200. NOT TO ASK HIM TO DANCE!
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201. YOU SHUT UP.
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202. OH, GOD.
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203. HMM, WELL, MAYBE
THIS IS A DIFFERENT SHOW.
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204. HEY, ANYBODY WANT
SOME METAL CANDY?
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205. IT'S THE SAME
DAMN SHOW! RUN! RUN!
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206. RUN TO YOUR CHOCOLATE HUTS!
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207. COME ON, MEATWAD. YOU'RE
NOT HUNGRY FOR SOME CANE?
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208. NO!
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209. MEATWAD, WHAT?
MEATWAD, WHAT IS IT?
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210. YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT IS.
GET AWAY FROM—GET! GET!
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211. GET AWAY FROM ME! I NEED
EVALUATION... AND DINNER.
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212. AND BY DINNER,
I DON'T MEAN GNOME HEADS.
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213. GNOME HEADS?
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214. YOU SAID IT.
YOU KNOW.
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215. YOU DONE DID IT.
DID WHAT?
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216. SOMETHING'S WRONG
WITH THAT TV.
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217. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH THAT TV.
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218.
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219. OK, SOMETHING'S
WRONG WITH THE TV.
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220. UHH! THAT'S THAT.
OH, HEY, CARL.
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221. WHAT, YOU GOT
ANOTHER BUSTED TV?
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222. YEAH. SOMETHING'S
HORRIBLY WRONG WITH IT.
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223. WOW, THAT'S WIRELESS,
TOO, HUH?
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224. WELL, WHAT DO I CARE,
HUH? HA HA!
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225. I'M SURE SOMEONE
WILL GRAB IT.
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226. WELL, SEE YOU LATER.
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228.
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229. FRICKIN' AWESOME.
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230. WHAT WERE YOU
DOING IN THERE?
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231. WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HOME SO SOON?
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232. ANSWER THAT.
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233. WHOA, WHAT ARE
THESE BILLS DOING HERE?
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234. WAIT. DON'T TOUCH THEM.
THEY'RE MINE.
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235. YOU CAN'T USE THE CLONER
TO COUNTERFEIT MONEY, SHAKE.
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236. LOOK, WE WILL DISCUSS THIS
WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT.
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237. RIGHT NOW, I GOTTA GO
GET A NEW CAMARO,
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238. 'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE
THE IS, BABY!
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239. THERE ARE LIMITS TO
HOW MUCH YOU CAN CLONE.
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240. MATTER BREAKS DOWN
OVER TIME!
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241. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
I'M SORRY I'M NOT FLUENT
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242. IN DORKINESE!
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243. HMM. WELL,
ON THE OTHER HAND,
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244. I COULD USE THIS TO FEED
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245. ALL THE HUNGRY CHILDREN
OF THE WORLD.
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246. YEAH, WITH MY NEW CHAIN
OF FAMILY-STYLE RESTAURANTS.
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247. OH, YEAH. OH, HELL, YEAH!
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248.
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249. YEAH, I'M BUSY. WHAT?
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250. HEY, FRY MAN.
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251. ORDINARILY,
I WOULDN'T CALL YOU
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252. BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE YOU,
BUT YOU'RE ON THE TV, MAN.
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253. CHECK OUT CHANNEL, UH...
666. THAT'S WEIRD.
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254. LOOK, CARL,
I DON'T HAVE TIME—
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255. WHOA! HANG ON!
I'M ON IT NOW.
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256. THAT IS ME.
AWESOME! AWESOME!
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257. FRIGGIN' AWESOME!
I'M ON TV!
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258. I LOOK PRETTY GOOD.
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259. CHICKEN SKIN DIET'S
REALLY PAYING OFF FOR ME.
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260. OH, GOD. YOU STAY
FAR AWAY FROM THIS HOUSE.
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261. DO YOU HEAR ME?
FAR AWAY!
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262.
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263. WELL, NOW IT'S OFFICIAL.
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264. FRYLOCK JUST AS CRAZY
AS SHAKE, DAMN!
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265. HEY, FRYLOCK. I DECIDED
NOT TO GET THE CAMARO.
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266. WAIT. NO.
GUESS WHY.
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267. YOU—YOU'RE DEAD.
LET ME TRY THAT.
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268. NO, YOU'LL BREAK IT.
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269. THIS IS A VERY EXPENSIVE
PIECE OF EQUIPMENT.
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270. YOU THINK MONEY
JUST GROWS ON TREES?
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271. NO. YOU HAVE TO GET IT
OUT OF THE CLONER.
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272. GET OUT OF HERE!
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273. FRYLOCK, GET AWAY
FROM THE MONEY.
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274. THE GENETIC STRUCTURE
IS BREAKING DOWN.
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275. IT NEEDS TO BE ANALYZED...
AT THE CAMARO DEALERSHIP.
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276. HEY! I WANT SOME OF THAT!
I PROVIDED THE SEED MONEY.
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277. HERE. YOU TRIPLED
YOUR INVESTMENT.
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278. NOW, TAKE A DIRT NAP.
THIS IS OUR MONEY.
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279. SHAKE, YOU TAKE
ANOTHER STEP
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280. TOWARD MY MONEY,
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281. AND IT'LL BE
YOUR LAST.
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282. YOU BOTH BACK AWAY.
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283. I SEEN WHAT YOU
DONE ON THE TV,
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284. AND I SEEN WHAT
YOU DONE TO THE TV.
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285. I AIN'T AFRAID
TO USE THIS.
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286. YOU'RE HOLDING IT
BACKWARDS.
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287. HERE, LET ME HELP YOU.
THERE YOU GO.
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288. NOW, YOU'RE READY TO GO.
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289. I AIN'T GONNA LISTEN
TO YOUR LIES.
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290. I CANNOT TELL A LIE. YOU
ARE HOLDING IT BACKWARDS.
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291. WHO LET
THE HIPPIE IN HERE?
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292. I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, PAL.
THE DEAD ARE DEAD, OK?
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293. SO MAYBE WHAT YOU'RE
LOOKING FOR IS SOAP,
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294. WHICH IS
AT THE GROCERY STORE.
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295. YOU KNOW, FOOD YOU
DON'T HAVE TO PICK.
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296. SHAKE.
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297. THEY SELL MEAT THERE.
AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT—
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298. SHAKE!
NO! SHUT UP!
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299. I'M TALKING TO HIM!
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300. HE'S GEORGE WASHINGTON!
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301. I AM.
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302. WELL, WHAT THE HELL'S HE
DOING NEXT TO MY BENJAMINS?
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303. I HAVE COME BEARING
A MESSAGE.
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304. GREAT BRITAIN SOUGHT
TAXES FROM THE COLONIES,
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305. AND THEY PAID FOR
THEIR GREED WITH BLOOD.
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306. NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND
THE PRICE OF AVARICE?
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307. TAKE HIM OUT.
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308. WAIT! NO!
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309. I DONE
TOOK HIM OUT, DIDN'T I?
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310. YEAH, YOU REALLY
TOOK HIM OUT.
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311. I KNEW I TOOK HIM OUT.
HA HA! YEAH.
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312. HEY, DID I TAKE HIM OUT?
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313. AH, WE SHOULD HAVE
CLONED TWENTIES.
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314. JACKSON WOULDN'T HAVE
GIVEN A.
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315. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
WARNER BROS.
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316. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—
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