Aqua Teen Hunger Force 2x22

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After Shake's antics finally push him too far, Frylock leaves the Aqua Teen's house. Without Frylock around to hold him back, Shake lays waste to the house and tortures Meatwad as he never has before. Carl soon feels the effects of not having Frylock around.

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

2. YEAH, HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS IS MY 2 WEEKS' NOTICE.

3. SAMHAIN FOREVER! HA HA HA!

4. HO HO... OH.

5. AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE.

6. NUMBER ONE IN THE HOOD, G.

7. HEY.

8. WHOO, GOD, THE HOUSE SMELLS AWFUL!

10. WHAT?

11.

12. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU.

13.

14. OH, GOD ALMIGHTY! I SAID, "I KNOW."

15. THE HOUSE SMELLS AWFUL.

16. WELL, WHY? WHY DOES IT SMELL THAT WAY?

17. DID WE HAVE TO GO TO THAT TONE ALREADY?

18. YOU START OFF SO NICE.

19. LOOK, ALL RIGHT. I'M SORRY, OK?

20. JUST EXPLAIN, PLEASE. WHY?

21. WELL, THIS IS WHAT I DID, SEE?

22. YOU KNOW HOW THE FLIES HAVE BEEN A PROBLEM?

23. NO, I DON'T.

24. AND REMEMBER WHEN I LEFT ALL THE MEAT OUT

25. BECAUSE I SAW MR. DAVID LYNCH "I'M ON TV" DO IT,

26. AND HE GOT ON TV FROM DOING IT, AND I DID IT,

27. AND I DIDN'T GET ON TV FOR DOING IT?

28. NO, I DON'T REMEMBER THAT.

29. WELL, I DID,

30. AND BECAUSE OF THIS, OF COURSE, YOU GET RATS.

31. UH! SO WHY DOES THE HOUSE SMELL?

32. I'M NOT DONE! LOOK, WHEN WE GO IN THERE,

33. YOU NEED TO WATCH WHERE YOU STEP.

34. AND WHY IS THAT?

35. DAMN!

36. THAT IS PART OF THE REASON.

37. NOW, LET'S JUST GO IN, AND REMEMBER WHAT I SAID.

38. MEATWAD, ARE YOU OK?

39. BOY, GOT THE WHOLE HALLWAY MINED.

40. WHAT IS THE DEAL?

41. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?

42. IT'S OPENED UP NOW.

43. I GOT RID OF THAT STUPID FIREPLACE,

44. SO NOW THE ROOM HAS A FLOW.

45. YOU FEEL IT?

46. WE NEVER HAD A FIREPLACE!

47. WE NEVER USED IT.

48. WE NEVER HAD ONE!

49. WELL, I NEVER LIKED IT.

50. AND YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT HE DID TO YOUR ROOM.

51. W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAT DID HE DO TO MY ROOM?

52. I'LL LEAD THE WAY. MEATWAD, LEAD THE WAY.

53. OK.

54. DAMN! AGAIN!

55. HEY, SAVE SOME FOR THE RATS, HUH?

56. WE'RE ONLY FRIGGIN' INFESTED WITH THEM.

57. WHAT'S THE DEAL HERE, HUH?

58. NOW, HANG ON. SOME OF US HAVE TO WALK THERE

59. 'CAUSE WE CAN'T FLOAT.

60. WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ROOM?

61. LET'S YOU AND I EXAMINE THE VIDEO FEED, HUH?

62. SEE ALL THESE VIDEO MONITORS?

63. THIS IS EXACTLY

64. HOW BEDROOMS ARE SET UP IN SPACE.

65. GOOD GOD! LOOK AT ALL THIS GARBAGE ALL OVER MY BED,

66. MY BOOKS, MY EQUIPMENT!

67. YEAH. WELL, MOSTLY WE'RE CONCENTRATED

68. IN THE LOWER SECTOR OF QUADRANT "A."

69. WHAT? MY COMPUTER?

70. YES. HEH HEH!

71. THOSE ARE LAYMAN'S TERMS, OF COURSE,

72. BUT YES. SEE, I PUT THAT THERE.

73. AND WHY IS THAT?

74. LOOK, YOU CAN SEE IT FROM 3 DIFFERENT ANGLES.

75. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? YOU WANT ME TO ZOOM IN?

76. DON'T BOTHER. WE'RE DONE.

77. HOLD ON. WHERE YOU GOING?

78. I'M GONNA EDIT THIS.

79. WELL, YOU JUST HAVE FUN WATCHING IT BY YOURSELF

80. BECAUSE WE'RE DONE BEING ROOMMATES

81. AND WE'RE DONE BEING FRIENDS!

82. LOOK, I HAD TO DO THAT.

83. YOU'LL UNDERSTAND ONE DAY WHEN YOU'RE OLDER.

84. I'LL SEND A CREW FOR MY STUFF LATER. SEE YA.

85. NOW I CAN DECLARE THAT SPACE AS A LOSS

86. ON THE TAXES I'LL PAY IN AUGUST.

87. ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?

88. AUGUST IS WHEN I DO IT!

89. HE'S GONE.

90. WHO CARES? CHANGE ALL THE LOCKS.

91. OK, BUT, LOOK, MAKE SURE YOU STAY AWAY FROM THESE,

92. BECAUSE LOOK WHEN I DO THIS.

93. DAMN!

94. OOH! THANKS FOR MOVING ME, CARL.

95. YEAH, WELL, THANKS FOR LEAVING.

96. WHEN ARE THE OTHER TWO SHOWING UP?

97. OH, THEY'RE NOT.

98. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THEY'RE NOT?

99. OH, YOU DIDN'T KNOW?

100. THEY'RE STAYING BACK AT THE HOUSE NEXT TO YOU.

101. THAT'S NOT EXACTLY WHAT WE AGREED UPON, IS IT?

102. WELL, I LIED. BUT HERE'S

103. THAT CANDY CANE I PROMISED YOU.

104. NO, NO, NO. SAVE IT FOR CHRISTMAS.

105. SHOVE IT JUST RIGHT BACK UP YOUR ASS.

106. I'LL SEE YOU NEVER.

107. WAIT, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WAIT A MINUTE, CARL.

108. I'LL SEE YOU THIS WEEKEND, RIGHT?

109. I MEAN, IT'S A CONDO WARMING PAR-TAY!

110. WE'RE GONNA GET ALL CRAZY UP IN HERE.

111. WHAT? YOU'RE GONNA HAVE GIRLS HERE?

112. DO YOU KNOW ANY?

113. ALL RIGHT. NOW, THROW THAT CHICKEN

114. RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE.

115. OK, IT'S GONNA GO RIGHT OUT OF THE PARK, BABY.

116. WHERE ARE YOU? WHERE IS THE STRIKE ZONE?

117. OVER HERE. FOLLOW MY VOICE.

118. I CAN'T SEE. I GOT SOME SORT OF

119. CHICKEN INFECTION IN MY EYE.

120. ALL RIGHT. FINE.

121. GO DOWN THE HALLWAY AND WASH IT OUT.

122. NO, SIR. I AIN'T NEVER

123. GOING DOWN THAT HALLWAY NEVER AGAIN.

124. THEN YOU PITCH THAT CHICKEN!

125.

126. HEY, SHAKE. HOW YOU DOING?

127. I JUST, UH...

128. WHY ARE YOU HERE?

129. DO YOU NEED MONEY OR SOMETHING?

130. WHO'S AT THE DOOR? DESCRIBE HIM TO ME.

131. I JUST WANTED TO INVITE YOU GUYS TO THE PARTY—

132. THE CONDO WARMING PARTY I'M HAVING.

133. A PARTY? YEAH, RICH. THAT'S A CRACKERJACK.

134. LISTEN, I WON'T BE THERE.

135. I DON'T THINK MEATWAD WILL, EITHER.

136. MEATWAD, A BEGGAR IS HERE FOR SOME MONEY.

137. PLEASE SHOW HIM WHAT YOU USE FOR MONEY.

138. HEY, MEATWAD. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR EYE?

139. I GOT ME A CHICKEN INFECTION.

140. AND THAT'S PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT.

141. HE WANTED IT, AND I SAID SURE.

142. THINGS HAVE BEEN FINE SINCE YOU LEFT, YOU KNOW.

143. HE'S ACTUALLY GOTTEN BETTER.

144. MAYBE I SHOULD BRING YOU SOME PENICILLIN, MEATWAD,

145. OR AT LEAST TAKE YOU TO THE DOCTOR, GET IT LOOKED AT.

146. WE DON'T NEED YOUR BLACK MAGIC

147. FROM YOUR WITCH DOCTOR IN THE CITY,

148. BUT YOUR BIKE IS PRETTY NICE.

149. YEAH. I ACTUALLY JOINED A CLUB.

150. WE GO UPSTATE AND GO TRAIL-RIDING ON THE WEEKENDS.

151. YOU GO RIDING WITH NATURE

152. AND FRESH AIR AND NO RAW CHICKEN?

153. I WANT TO JOIN HIS CLUB. CAN I JOIN YOUR CLUB?

154. CHICKENS ARE A VITAL LINK IN NATURE'S CHAIN,

155. AND THAT'S WHY WE USE THEM

156. TO PLAY CHICKEN BALL IN THE HOUSE.

157. NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US,

158. YOU HAVE RUDELY INTERRUPTED OUR DINNER.

159. HEY, HANG ON. WHAT—

160. WHAT DINNER?

161. I DON'T KNOW. WHERE IS YOURS?

162. BECAUSE THIS IS MY MUSTARD.

163. HEY, FRY MAN, YOU'RE BACK. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

164. ARE YOU BACK FOR GOOD? ARE YOU MOVING IN

165. OR WHAT'S THE STORY HERE?

166. NAH, JUST VISITING, CARL.

167. WELL, LOOK, DON'T BREATHE IN.

168. SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH THE AIR SINCE YOU LEFT.

169. LOOK AT MY EYE. IS THIS NORMAL?

170. NO, IT'S NOT.

171. OOH. WHICH ONE?

172. OH, THEY'RE BOTH BAD NOW?

173. DAMN!

174. COME ON! I KNEW I WAS FEELING TINGLING OVER THERE.

175. OH, THAT'S JUST MILD CONJUNCTIVITIS.

176. IT'S A STANDARD REACTION TO RAW CHICKENS AND, UH—

177. STYROFOAM-BURNING, YEAH.

178. THAT'S HOW THEY KEEP WARM OVER THERE.

179. COME ON, MAN. LOOK AT THAT CLOUD. THAT AIN'T NORMAL.

180. NO, IT'S NOT. WELL, SEE YOU AT MY PARTY.

181. WAIT, DON'T GO. COME BACK! I NEED YOU!

182. I NEED A PRESCRIPTION OR SOME—WHERE ARE YOU?

183.

184. HEY, GUY.

185. LOVE TO MAKE YOUR PARTY, BUT NO CAN DO.

186. I'M HAVING MY... FOOT... REMOVED.

187. PLUS, I'M SICK.

188. AND MY GRANDMOTHER'S SICK, TOO.

189. SEE YOU, GUY.

190.

191. HEY, IT'S CARL.

192. I DON'T THINK I'LL MAKE YOUR PARTY, BUDDY.

193. MY EYES HAVE CLOSED COMPLETELY NOW,

194. AND THE POLICE DO NOT CARE.

195. SO IF YOU CAN SEE YOUR PHONE,

196. PLEASE HIT 9-1-1.

197.

198. HEY, FRYLOCK, WE'LL BE AT YOUR PARTY AT 7:00.

199. DO YOU NEED US TO BRING ANYTHING

200. OR CAN WE HAVE MONEY FOR A TAXI?

201. I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL HIM!

202. GET OFF THAT PHONE!

203. PLEASE, FRYLOCK, I CAN'T SEE!

204. OFF!

205.

206. HEY, JAY, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

207. YOU CAME. DID YOU BRING YOUR TOGA?

208. AM I LATE?

209. OH, I DON'T THINK SO.

210. IT GOES ON UNTIL QUESTION MARKS.

211. YEAH, I SAW THAT.

212. WHO KNOWS WHEN THAT IS, RIGHT?

213. UM, I GOT A MESSAGE FROM MY WIFE.

214. IF IT'S COOL WITH YOU,

215. COULD YOU JUST STAY AWAY FROM OUR DOG

216. AND OUR CHILDREN AND OUR APARTMENT?

217. WHY? DID SOMETHING HAPPEN OR—

218. NO, NO. IT'S NOT— YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT YOU.

219. IT'S THE FACT THAT PEOPLE SEE US WITH YOU...

220. OH, WELL. IS WHAT IT IS.

221. HEY, YOU WANT A BEER? FOR THE ROAD?

222. NO, NO. I GOTTA GO.

223. I'LL LET YOU POUR IT.

224. NO, THANKS. WE'VE GOT SOME HUMAN BEINGS COMING OVER,

225. AND WE'RE GOING TO DO HUMAN BEING STUFF.

226. SO, YOU KNOW, STAY AWAY.

227. DAMN. THIS SUCKS.

228.

229.

230. HEY.

231. HEY, YOURSELF.

232. WELCOME TO THE ROCK!

233. WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING TONIGHT?

234. WELL, I WONDER WHO WANTS TO KNOW.

235. ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I KNOW WE'VE HAD

236. A LOT OF DIFFERENCES IN THE PAST, BUT, UH—

237. BUT WHAT? I'VE HACKED INTO YOUR MIND.

238. YOU'RE HAVING A PARTY AND NO ONE'S SHOWING UP.

239. NO. BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?

240. SADNESS SURROUNDS US, DOESN'T IT, ERR?

241. SADNESS IS FOR POOR PEOPLE!

242. WE MAY BE ABLE TO SQUEEZE BY,

243. BUT WE CAN'T PROMISE ANYTHING.

244. WE ARE BUSY.

245. WE'RE BUSY.

246. BECAUSE ON THE MOON,

247. OUR WEEKENDS ARE SO FAR ADVANCED,

248. THEY ENCOMPASS THE ENTIRE WEEK.

249. THAT IS RIGHT.

250. JOBS HAVE BEEN PHASED OUT... BY OUR MINDS.

251. WE GET CHECKS FROM THE GOVERNMENT,

252. AND WE SPEND IT ON BEER!

253. MEXICAN BEER!

254. THAT'S THE CHEAPEST OF ALL BEERS.

255. WELL, I MEAN, I GOT SOME BEER HERE

256. AND A FEW CHICKEN WINGS.

257. IS THAT RIGHT?

258. THIS IS MINE!

259. SEE YOU IN HELL.

260. YEAH, GIVE HIM THE FINGER.

261. DAMN. THEY COULD HAVE AT LEAST STAYED

262. AND TALKED FOR A MINUTE.

263. TALK TO THE CAN!

264. VAGALAZINO! VAGALAZINO!

265. DAMN IT! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

266. HEY, HEY, WHAT'S UP WITH THE AMBULANCE?

267. MEATWAD, IT'S FOR YOU.

268. SOMEONE WHO THINKS HE'S YOUR FRIEND.

269. BRING HIM OVER TO THE LIGHT.

270. OOH, MEATWAD, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

271. OH, FRYLOCK. HEY.

272. I'M VERY... CAN I TELL YOU THE TRUTH?

273. MEATWAD! I'M VERY GOOD!

274. IF YOU'RE THAT GOOD, THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE

275. PUTTING SOME MORE FOAM ON OUR FIRE.

276. I'M NOT AN ESKIMO OVER HERE, YOU KNOW.

277. WELL, YOUR FACE LOOKS ALL PUFFY.

278. NO, NO. I'M JUST TIRED.

279. I—I FELL DOWN SOME STAIRS.

280. WE DON'T HAVE ANY STAIRS, MEATWAD.

281. HE SAID HE FELL DOWN SOME STAIRS.

282. HE FELL DOWN SOME STAIRS. PEOPLE GET CLUMSY SOMETIMES.

283. IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE?

284. HE'S SICK, SHAKE, AND SO ARE YOU.

285. WELL, HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE NEXT DOOR

286. HARVESTING THE CROPS, PICKING OUR DINNER.

287. SEE, WE'RE FARMING NOW. WE'RE FARMERS.

288. IT'S AN HONEST LIFE.

289. AIN'T GOT NO MORE HOLLY LEAVES OVER THERE.

290. WE ATE THAT WHOLE BUSH YESTERDAY.

291. THAT'S WHY THE BATHROOM HURTS SO BAD.

292. WELL, WHAT ELSE DID YOU PLANT OVER THERE?

293. I AIN'T PLANTED NOTHING.

294. THAT'S WHY YOU FALL DOWN THE STAIRS ALL THE TIME.

295. ARE THOSE THOSE LITTLE BURRITOS YOU USED TO MAKE?

296. BURRITOS?

297. WELL, THEY'RE SPRING ROLLS.

298. GIVE ME THOSE!

299. I ALSO BROUGHT YOU SOME OINTMENT FOR YOUR EYES...

300. GIVE ME THAT OINTMENT!

301. AND SOME VITAMIN "C."

302. MMM. SPRING!

303. NO, MEATWAD, IT'S FOR YOUR EYES.

304. I'LL EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.

305. I NEED SOMETHING IN MY STOMACH.

306. FRYLOCK, THESE ARE GOOD.

307. REMEMBER WE USED TO MAKE THESE EVERY THURSDAY?

308. YOU KNOW, BURRITO THURSDAY?

309. YEAH, THEY'RE SPRING ROLLS, THOUGH.

310. THEY'RE GOOD.

311. WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

312. THIS HAS GONE WELL.

313. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT— MMM, HOLD ON.

314. I WILL ALLOW VISITATION HOURS FOR YOU AND US,

315. PROVIDED YOU BRING LOTS OF THESE LITTLE FRIED BURRITOS.

316. WELL... NO. I'LL SEE Y'ALL LATER.

317. NO, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. HEY, HANG ON.

318. AND... YOU PAY US A STIPEND.

319. YOU, SHAKE. SEE YA.

320. NO, NO, NO, NO! WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

321. HANG ON. HANG ON NOW.

322. COME ON, I'M BEING SERIOUS NOW, SERIOUSLY.

323. A MEMORIAL PLAQUE WILL BE CARVED

324. AND BEJEWELED IN MY HONOR.

325. HE LEFT, AGAIN.

326. THOSE ARE THE TERMS.

327. HELLO?

328. AREN'T YOU COMING BACK?

329. HELL, NO.

330. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

331. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—