1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
WARNER BROS.
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2. YEEZZZ!
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3. UGH! WHAT DO
WE DO WITH THIS?
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4. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
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5. NICE.
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6.
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7. AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE.
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8. NUMBER ONE IN THE 'HOOD, G.
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9. HEY, CARL.
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10. IS THAT ALL
YOU CAME TO SAY?
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11. ARE WE, UH,
WE DONE HERE?
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12. I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T THINK SO.
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13. WELL, THEN, WHAT?
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14. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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15. OH, SHOOT, I KNEW
I WAS GONNA FORGET THIS.
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16. I GOT A NOTE HERE.
SOMEONE WROTE ME A NOTE.
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17. HANG ON.
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18. THIS SAYS, UH,
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19. "START SALMON HATCHERY
IN CARL'S POOL."
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20. OKEY-DOKEY.
WHERE ARE THE FISH EGGS?
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21. NO, NO, NO!
GET BACK HERE!
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22. H-HANG ON.
HERE WE GO.
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23. OH, WAIT.
THAT AIN'T A NOTE.
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24. THAT'S A TOY.
HERE IT IS.
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25. "INVITE CARL TO EAT
THANKSGIVING DINNER."
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26. WELL, ISN'T THAT SWEET?
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27. TOO BAD IT WAS OVER
A WEEK AGO.
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28. DON'T MATTER.
WE'RE DOING IT TODAY.
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29. WE DON'T USUALLY CELEBRATE.
WE AIN'T AMERICAN... YET.
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30. TILL WE PASS
THAT DUMB TEST.
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31. THAT TEST IS A BITCH.
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32. WHOA!
WHAT YOU GOT OVER THERE?
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33. IT SMELLS, UH, EDIBLE.
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34. WELL, IT'S A TRADITIONAL
THANKSGIVING SPREAD.
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35. WE GOT A BUNCH OF TACOS
WE MUSHED UP WITH A HAMMER,
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36. POUR CRACKERS ON TOP—
THAT'S CALLED "TACO PIE."
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37. WHAT, YOU GOT
A BIRD OVER THERE?
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38. HELL, YEAH!
BIRD IS THE WORD!
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39. WELL, ALL RIGHT!
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40. JUST, YOU KNOW,
GIVE ME A SEC.
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41. LET ME ADJUST MYSELF.
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42. OH, YEAH.
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43. WE GOT 'EM.
LET'S GO.
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44. CARL IS GONNA
JOIN US, RIGHT?
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45. YEP. BUT HE SAYS
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46. HE'D RATHER TAKE HIS FOOD
OUT ON THE LAWN,
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47. WHERE THERE ARE WITNESSES.
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48. OH, WELL, ALL RIGHT.
I THINK WE'RE READY.
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49. UH, SHAKE?
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50. YOU WANNA LEAD US IN
A BLESSING BEFORE YOU EAT?
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51. OR DO YOU WANNA JUST MAKE A PIG
OUT OF YOURSELF RIGHT NOW?
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52. I KNOW, BUT IT'S
A RACIST HOLIDAY!
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53. I STAND IN LINE WITH
MY MARTIAN BROTHERS
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54. AND CELEBRATE
CASINO... NESS.
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55. SO THAT WE COULD
ENJOY THE—OOH!
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56. IS THAT WHIPPED—
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57. HAND ME
THAT WHIPPED CREAM!
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58. FINE.
I'LL DO THE PRAYER.
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59. CARL!
BOW YOUR HEAD OUT THERE!
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60. HEY!
TOSS ME A ROLL!
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61. LORD, WE GIVE THANKS
FOR THIS FOOD
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62. WE'RE ABOUT TO RECEIVE,
FOR THE—
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63. EXCUSE ME.
LITTLE HELP?
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64. AHEM.
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65. COULD I HAVE
THE TACOS, PLEASE?
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66. THIS BOUNTY OF TACOS.
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67. COULD YOU PASS
THE TACOS?
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68. COULD YOU PASS
ME THE TACOS?
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69. COULD YOU PASS
ME THE TACOS?
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70. HERE!
OK, THEN.
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71. THIS ROLL IS WET!
SORRY.
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72. AHEM.
PLEASE GO ON.
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73. FOR THE FELLOWSHIP WE HAVE
WITH OUR—
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74. HEY, HEY, WHOA, WAIT.
WHAT'S A FELLOWSHIP?
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75. IT'S A GAY BAR
DOWN ON NINTH!
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76. AREN'T YOU GLAD
WE'RE THANKING THE LORD
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77. FOR A NAUTICALLY-THEMED
GAY BAR?
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78. FOR THE FELLOWSHIP WE HAVE
WITH OUR NEIGHBOR CARL!
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79. NO, DO NOT ROPE ME
INTO THIS.
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80. THE LORD DOES NOT NEED
TO KNOW THAT I'M HERE.
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81. PLEASE HELP US TO BE—
AMEN!
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82. OK, WHO'S GONNA
WHITTLE THIS TURKEY?
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83. OUT OF THE WAY!
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84. I WILL RUIN THIS BIRD
WITH MY ANGER!
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85.
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86. DROP THE CHAIN SAW
IF YOU WANT HIM TO LIVE.
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87. HELP ME.
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88. UHH!
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89. I CALL ON THE DARK MEAT!
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90. SHOTGUN!
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91. SHAKE, PUT THAT DAMN CHAIN SAW
DOWN! GIVE IT HERE!
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92. BUT I DID
CALL "SHOTGUN."
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93. THAT'S BETTER.
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94. UH, CAN WE GET YOU TO
LOWER OUR NEIGHBOR NOW?
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95. I MEAN, HE DIDN'T DO
ANYTHING TO YOU.
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96. YET.
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97. AAH!
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98. I KNEW SOMETHING
WASN'T NORMAL!
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99. I'M NOT LETTING IT RIDE
THIS TIME!
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100. FREAKIN' ROBOT TURKEY!
I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP!
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101. IS HE MAD?
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102. NO, DON'T
WORRY ABOUT HIM.
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103. HE'S ALWAYS GOT HIS BUTT
TRAPPED AROUND SOMETHING.
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104. NOW, FRYLOCK IS GONNA WANT
TO KNOW WHO YOU'RE AFTER,
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105. AND THEN HE'LL SAY
SOMETHING LIKE,
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106. "OH MY GOD," OR SOMETHING.
HE'S SO PREDICTABLE!
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107. NOW, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
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108. I AM TURK-A-TRON.
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109. I HAVE BEEN SENT HERE
FROM THE YEAR 9595
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110. TO SAVE THIS BIRD
THAT LIES BEFORE YOU.
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111. FOR HE IS
THE GREAT-GREAT-
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112. GREAT-GREAT-GRANDFATHER
OF GOBBLOX,
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113. THE TURKEY THAT'S DESTINED
TO LEAD THE REBELLION
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114. AGAINST MASTER CHICKENS.
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115. WELL, I MEAN, THAT'S FINE.
WE WON'T EAT HIM,
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116. BUT, I MEAN, LOOK AT HIM.
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117. HE'S DEAD.
HE'S DEAD?
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118. HE'S BEEN IN OUR OVEN
FOR 3 HOURS AT 350 DEGREES.
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119. WHY, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
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120. LOOK AT HIM!
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121. HE'S DEAD!
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122. DO YOU KNOW
WHO GOBBLOX IS?
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123. I WILL TELL YOU
WHO GOBBLOX IS.
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124. IN THE YEAR 9595,
A RACE OF DEFORMED TURKEY
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125. WAS GENETICALLY DEVELOPED
BY CHICKEN SCIENTISTS AS REVENGE
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126. AGAINST HIS BIRD BROTHER.
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127. THESE TURKEYS WOULD EXIT
THE WOMB DOUSED IN GRAVY.
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128. GRAVY FILLED WITH THE GIBLETS
FROM A MONKEY.
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129. THE FRENCH CRAVED IT,
AND AS A RESULT,
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130. TURKEY BECAME THE ONLY
FOOD SOURCE FOR FRANCE,
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131. WHICH IS NOW CALLED
"ROBOFRANCE 29."
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132. I WAS LATER KILLED
BY THE CHICKENS!
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133. SO, OF COURSE, YOU CAN SEE WHY
I'M ANGRY AT THOSE CHICKENS.
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134. UH HUH.
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135. YOU KNOW, YOU SOUND
VERY FAMILIAR TO ME.
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136. OF COURSE, I DO.
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137. MONTHS AND MONTHS AGO,
I CAME UPON YOUR NEIGHBOR
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138. TAKING THE FORM OF
THE CYBERNETIC GHOST
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139. OF CHRISTMAS PAST
FROM THE FUTURE.
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140. BUT I DIDN'T REALIZE
HE WAS AN AGENT...
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141. A CHICKEN IN DISGUISE.
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142. SENT FROM THE YEAR 19...
SENT FROM THE YEAR 19...
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143. 9595?
FROM THERE.
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144. THEY HAD EVOLVED BIG TIME.
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145. FROM BEYOND FEATHERS,
THEIR BEAKS HAD SOFTENED,
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146. AND THEY HAD ACQUIRED
SYNTHETIC INTELLIGENCE
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147. AND APPENDAGES
FROM THE CHICKEN BLACK MARKET
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148. FROM BEYOND THE MOON!
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149. ARE YOU SERIOUS?
CARL? NEXT-DOOR CARL?
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150. IS A HYPER-EVOLVED CHICKEN
FROM THE FUTURE?
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151. WHAT? YOU ARE?
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152. HE IS.
HE AIN'T RIGHT!
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153. I KNEW THAT.
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154. AND THAT IS WHY I HAD
TO RETURN AND ERASE HIS MIND.
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155. AND MY MIND AS WELL.
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156. I HAD TO BE REFORMULATED
BY ROGUE CHICKEN SCIENTISTS
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157. FOR THE REBELLION.
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158. THEY CRAFTED MY SLEEK TURKEY
BODY WHICH ALLOWED
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159. FOR SAFE PASSAGE
THROUGH THE TIME RIFT.
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160. SO, IN SUMMATION,
THE BIRD COMES WITH ME.
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161. DEAD OR ALIVE.
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162. WELL, YOU DON'T
HAVE A CHOICE, DUDE.
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163. HE'S DEAD.
I TOLD YOU THAT.
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164. I MUST TAKE THE BIRD
INTO THE TIME RIFT,
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165. TO A TIME BEFORE
HE WAS COOKED.
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166. ALL RIGHT.
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167. I'M WAITING FOR
THE TIME RIFT TO OPEN.
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168. IT COULD BE ANYWHERE
AT ANY TIME.
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169. OK, WELL, YOU DON'T MIND
IF WE EAT, RIGHT...
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170. WHILE YOU WAIT?
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171. OH, YES, OF COURSE.
SURE.
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172. IS THAT A TACO PIE?
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173. MM-HMM.
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174. TACO PIE!
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175. I ADDED FOOD COLORING.
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176. 'CAUSE IT'S A HOLIDAY,
BUT IT TURNED BLACK,
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177. 'CAUSE I ADDED ALL
THE FOOD COLORING I HAD.
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178. AND I ATE THIS BUTTER
STRAIGHT OUT OF THE TUB
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179. 'CAUSE IT TASTES GOOD.
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180. THERE'S A REASON
BEHIND EVERYTHING.
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181. ENJOY THOSE TACOS NOW.
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182. FOR IN A THOUSAND YEARS,
THEY WILL BE ILLEGAL.
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183. HA HA HA!
THINK WE ALL KNOW WHY.
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184. WE KNOW WHY!
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185. ANTI-TACO LEGISLATION.
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186. DISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM.
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187. WOO! THAT'S
A GOOD STORY.
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188. HEY, WHY DON'T YOU
SIT DOWN
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189. WHILE YOU'RE,
YOU KNOW—WHOA!
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190. MMM.
THIS IS PRETTY GOOD.
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191. YOU KNOW, I REALLY LIKE
THE FLOW OF THIS PLACE.
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192. IT SCREAMS "PARTY."
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193. YOU KNOW...
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194. THAT LAST BITE REMINDS ME
OF THIS SEVERELY LONG STORY
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195. ABOUT HOW THE CHICKENS
BECAME A MASTER RACE
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196. THROUGH A FREAK ACCIDENT
INVOLVING RADIATION,
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197. AND INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH TO ME,
MARSHMALLOW.
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198. PSST! YO! YO! COME HERE!
COME HERE!
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199. IS THAT THE SAME GUY?
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200. YEAH, I THINK SO.
HE'S CRAZY!
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201. I THINK HE'S REALLY
FROM THE YEAR 9595!
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202. I THINK SO, TOO.
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203. DID YOU HEAR HIS STORY?
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204. I HEARD IT.
AND IT CHECKS OUT.
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205. IT IS SOLID.
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206. YEAH, SHAKE.
IN THE FUTURE,
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207. THEY ALL CARRY THEIR
BELONGINGS IN A PLASTIC BAG.
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208. THAT IS A FUTURE BAG.
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209. I SAY THAT WITH
ALL CONFIDENCE.
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210. HMM, THESE TUBE SOCKS
OUGHT TO BE WASHED.
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211. WHAT HAS HE GOT A BAR
OF SOAP IN HERE FOR?
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212. YOU'RE A FREAKING ROBOT!
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213. EXCUSE ME?
THOSE ARE WEAPONS!
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214. THEY ARE ALL LASER-GUIDED,
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215. AND I GET CRAZY
IF YOU TOUCH THEM!
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216. NOW, WHERE WAS I?
OH, YES.
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217. IT WAS A HUNDRED YEARS
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218. AFTER THE TACOS WERE
ASSASSINATED, AND I WAS—
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219. I THOUGHT THEY WAS ILLEGAL.
WAS THEY DEAD OR ILLEGAL?
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220. OH, IS THIS
YOUR STORY NOW?
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221. DOES THIS HAPPEN TO YOU
AND NOT TO ME?
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222. WELL, LISTEN UP,
EVERYBODY!
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223. HE'S ABOUT TO TELL
HIS AMAZING STORY!
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224. THE ONE THAT HAPPENED
TO ME AND NOT HIM.
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225. I-I'M SORRY.
YOU—YOU GOT IT.
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226. ARE YOU SURE I HAVE IT?
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227. ARE YOU SURE THAT SINCE
IT HAPPENED TO ME,
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228. I SHOULD BE THE ONE
TO TELL IT?
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229. OH, WELL, THEN, YES,
I THOUGHT I DID.
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230.
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231. PASS ME MORE WINE.
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232. I SHALL REQUIRE IT
TO FINISH.
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233. DO YOU WANT SOME?
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234. NOT NOW.
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235. SEE THIS THING HERE?
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236. WE HAD A MAJOR RUN-IN...
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237. DURING THE CONFLICT
OF MECHANICAL ADVANTAGE 6.
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238. YEAH, JUST GUZZLE IT DOWN.
WHO CARES, RIGHT?
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239. DAMN YOU, BILLY!
DAMMIT!
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240. I—YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD MY MIND
UNDER YOUR CONTROL,
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241. BUT NOW WHO'S STRAPPED
TO A WALL,
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242. ENSLAVED BY THE CHICKENS,
HUH?
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243. YOU... ARE STRAPPED...
TO THE WALL, MAN!
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244. HEY! WAIT! COME ON!
GIVE ME A BREAK, WILL YA?
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245. HEY, DOWN IN FRONT,
DO YOU MIND?
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246. I'M NOT! AND WHO IS NOW?
YOU ARE, DICK!
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247. WHOA! HEY!
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248. THAT—THE TIME RIFT!
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249. IS THAT A TIME RIFT
OVER THERE?
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250. NO, THAT—THAT'S
A CURTAIN.
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251. MOVE.
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252. HEY, UH, ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT?
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253. GET OUT OF
THE TIME RIFT!
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254. YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHERE THIS WILL SEND YOU!
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255. OK, OK, MAN, LOOK.
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256. HEY, SAY, YOU WANNA
LIE DOWN IN THE BACK
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257. FOR A LITTLE WHILE
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258. WHILE YOU'RE WAITING
FOR YOUR RIFT?
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259. YEAH, YOU WANNA LIE DOWN
BECAUSE I HIT YOU IN THE FACE?
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260. HE'S OUT. HURRY!
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261. FINE, I AM NOT...
SPINNING.
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262. DON'T TOUCH ME!
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263. YOU SON OF A—
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264. OK, I THINK
THAT'S GOT IT!
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265. CHECK HIM FOR WEAPONS!
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266. THESE SOCKS HERE
ARE LASER-GUIDED.
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267. BE GENTLE WITH THOSE.
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268. AND THIS TOOTHBRUSH
DOES SOMETHING, TOO.
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269. IT CLEANS MY TEETH!
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270. THE CHICKENS POLLUTED
MY GUMS WITH PLAQUE...
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271. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
GET OUT OF MY MIND!
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272. THERE WE GO.
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273. HEY, Y'ALL! GOBBLE GOBBLE!
I'M TOM TURKEY!
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274. DO THE HUSTLE!
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275. LOOK! LOOK AT THIS!
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276. WELL, THAT EXPLAINS IT.
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277. ROBOT TURKEY TOY RECALL.
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278. NOT THAT!
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279. DOWN HERE!
THE PICTURE! LOOK!
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280. WHAT, A PANTYHOSE AD?
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281. YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!
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282. IT SAYS HERE THEY MADE—
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283. GIVE ME THAT!
IT'S MINE!
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284. IT SAYS HERE THEY MADE
5,000 OF THOSE THINGS.
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285. SERIOUSLY?
5,000 OF THAT CHICK?
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286. NO. 5,000 HUSTLIN'
TOM TURKEYS!
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287. OH, NO!
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288. HELLO?
OH, WOW!
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289. WE ARE HERE FOR—
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290. NEXT DOOR,
NEXT DOOR, PEOPLE!
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291. RIGHT NEXT DOOR!
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292. OH, I'M SORRY.
THANK YOU.
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293. YOU HAVE GOT TO BE
FRICKIN' KIDDING ME.
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294. WHAT ARE YOU EATING?
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295. THIS IS YOUR
GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-, UH...
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296. YOUR MAMA!
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297. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
WARNER BROS.
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298. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—
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