Aqua Teen Hunger Force 2x19

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Andy Merrill as Rice Henchmen (voice)

DP and Skeeter, fraternity brothers from outer space, get lost along the way back home and crash on earth. They quickly become unwanted and Skeeter pulls out but leaves DP behind to be handled by the Aqua Teens.

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1. WARNER BROS.

2. HEY, I'M BACK FROM LUNCH.

3. WHERE'S MINE?

4. EH-HEH. UM, UH,

5. YOU DON'T LIKE TO EAT.

6. 'CAUSE YOU SAID FOOD MAKES YOU REALLY—

7. UH, CRAZY?

8. REALLY CRAZY!

9. SOME FRIES, BOY!

10. UHH!

11.

12. AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE.

13. NUMBER ONE IN THE 'HOOD, G.

14.

15. THIS IS CARL. LEAVE A MESSAGE OR, UH...

16. OR LEAVE ME ALONE. EITHER WAY, I DON'T CARE.

17. UH, UNLESS THIS IS MOM,

18. IN WHICH CASE, UH... HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY.

19.

20. HEY, BUDDY, HOW'S IT GOING?

21. YOU KNOW, I JUST HAPPENED

22. TO CHECK YOUR pH LEVELS IN YOUR POOL,

23. INCREDIBLY HIGH.

24. NOT GOOD. FIX IT OR I'M GETTING A LAWYER.

25. OK. BYE. DID YOU ASK HIM?

26. WHAT'D HE SAY?

27. YEAH, IT'S COOL. WE'RE ALL GOOD.

28. HELL, YEAH.

29. HEY, HEY, HEY, BUDDY!

30. THE WHOLE TIME?

31. WELL, HE DON'T EVER LEAVE THE HOUSE.

32. HE'S ONE OF THEM, UM, SHUT-OFFS.

33. SHUT—SHUT-OUT.

34. WAIT. WHAT THE HELL'S HE CALLED?

35. IT'S A SHUT-UP.

36. YEAH, IT'S A SHUT-UP.

37. I NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D SCREEN WITH ME, CARL.

38. WELL, I WAS JUST LIGHTING THE GRILL,

39. GUYS TO COME OVER,

40. HAVE A LITTLE BARBECUE, A LITTLE BEER.

41. YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU GUYS.

42. CARL, YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU'RE ACTING STRANGE.

43. NO, I'M NOT! YES, YOU ARE.

44. COME ON. HEY, RACE OVER HERE.

45. IS A ROTTEN EGG.

46. SHAKE'S A ROTTEN EGG!

47. WHOA.

48. BOY, THAT FEELS HOT.

49. AW, COME ON. WHY'D YOU STOP?

50. KEEP COMING. YOU'RE SO CLOSE.

51. YEAH, WELL, COME ON.

52. NO, NO, MEATWAD, DON'T!

53. WHAT?

54. WAIT FOR IT.

55. GOOD. IT WORKS.

56. NOW, YOU TRY DOING THAT WITH YOUR BODY NOW.

57. OK.

58. NO, MEATWAD, STOP!

59. CARL, TOP SHELF.

60. NOT THE HIGH-END MODEL, BUT IT WORKS FOR YOU

61. AND, YOU KNOW, YOUR INCOME BRACKET.

62. BUT DON'T WORRY. I'M NOT GONNA

63. HOW CHEAP YOU ARE.

64. YEAH, COME CLOSER THERE, SHAKE MAN.

65. YOU WON'T TELL ANYBODY ANYTHING... EVER AGAIN.

66. DAMN, THAT THING IS BRIGHT.

67. YEAH, IT BETTER BE BRIGHT.

68. YOU CAN SEE IT FROM SPACE.

69. D.P., THAT DUDE TOTALLY CUT YOU OFF, MAN.

70. FLIP HIM SOME BIRDAGE, BIG-TIME!

71. SUCK ON THAT, PADRE! YEAH!

72. HEY, YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG FRAT!

73. OH, HE KNOWS! YEAH, YOU!

74. YO, DUDE, DUDE, DUDE!

75. UH, THERE'S NO ONE IN THERE, DUDE.

76.

77. YEAH, WELL,

78. OWNS A DEALERSHIP.

79. HEY, WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?

80. OH, SWEET! FLOOR IT, DUDE!

81. I'VE BEEN DOING?

82.

83. TAKE TURNS ON THIS.

84. HOW COME I'M STILL IN THE HOLE AND YOU STILL, UH...

85. IS THAT THE JEFFERSONS?

86. NO, WE TRADED TURNS, REMEMBER?

87. NO.

88. YOUR TURNS

89. FOR 3 OF MY TURNS,

90. NAMED LATER.

91. WELL, I'LL TELL YOU THIS.

92. I'M GONNA BE PISSED IF I GET OVER THERE

93. AND HE AIN'T CHANGED THE pH IN OUR POOL.

94. NO, I'M WITH YOU ON THAT ONE.

95. HEY, CARL, IF, UH, YOU WOULDN'T MIND,

96. YOUR SECURITY GRID

97. THE OFF SO I CAN GET SOME SLEEP?

98. HANG ON. LET ME THINK.

99. NO.

100. DUDE, YOU WANT TO MOVE YOUR THING?

101. YOU ALMOST KILLED US.

102. YEAH, ARE YOU, LIKE, ARE YOU BEGGING ME INSTEAD

103. TO, LIKE, MESS UP YOUR PIZZA FACE

104. GIRLFRIEND OVER THERE?

105. 'CAUSE I'LL DO IT, MAN.

106. NOW, DUDE, DUDE, IT'S NOT WORTH IT!

107. NO, MAN! LOOK AT MY SHIP, MAN! MY DAD'S GONNA BE PISSED!

108. DUDE, DO YOU KNOW WHO HIS DAD IS?

109. HE'S TOTALLY RICH.

110. HOOK YOU UP, DUDE.

111. WE'RE DRUNK.

112. OF YOURS, FRY MAN?

113. HEY, WHERE'S THE CLUB? I NEED TO PISS.

114. THEY CAME FROM SPACE, YOU KNOW.

115. TYPICALLY, THAT MEANS, UH, YOU'RE SOMEHOW CONNECTED.

116. CARL, I'VE NEVER SEEN THEM BEFORE IN MY LIFE.

117. SO THEN YOU DON'T MIND IF I TALK TO HER?

118. HER? YEAH. KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.

119. SHE'S A REGULAR HO BAG.

120. WHAT'S UP, LITTLE LADY?

121. DUDE, SHE'S GOT A BIT OF A 'STACHE.

122. IT'S ALL RIGHT. SHE'S GOOD TO GO.

123. HEY, UM... MY DAD'S, LIKE, TOTALLY RICH.

124. AND, UH,

125. WHAT SORORITY ARE YOU IN?

126. UH, 'SCUSE ME? I THINK YOU MIGHT

127. WITH A WOMAN.

128. UH-OH! SHE BURNED YOU, DUDE!

129. OH, SO YOU COULDN'T GET INTO A SORORITY?

130. I'M A MAN, ALL RIGHT?

131. THIS IS BEAT. TOTAL SAUSAGE PARTY...

132. UH, I THINK.

133. BUT WE'RE OUT OF HERE. COME ON, D.P. LET'S GO.

134. WELL, WHAT ELSE IS OPEN BESIDES YOUR MOUTH

135. WHEN YOU'RE, LIKE, KISSING ON SOME GAY DUDE

136. AND, LIKE, HOLDING HIS, LIKE, MUSCLES

137. 'CAUSE HIS ARMS JUST ARE, LIKE, WRAPPED AROUND YOU

138. AND YOU FEEL, LIKE, SO SAFE 'CAUSE YOU'RE, LIKE,

139. YOU KNOW, NOT THAT YOU'RE GAY OR NOTHIN', BUT, GOD,

140. YOU JUST WANT TO, LIKE, BURY YOURSELF IN HIS CHEST

141. AND JUST LIVE THERE FOREVER?

142. I'M OUT OF HERE.

143. YO, DUDE AND THE "P," COME ON! I GOT THE MUNCHIES!

144. HANG ON, HANG ON.

145. WHAT'S YOUR NAME, BABE?

146. I'M SHAKE.

147. AH, YOU WANT TO, UH,

148. FOR A DRINK OR SOMETHING?

149. NO, BUT I BELIEVE THIS LITTLE LADY

150. A LIFE EXPERIENCE.

151. COME HERE.

152. WHAT YOU DOING? DON'T KISS ME!

153. COME ON, IT'S COOL. I GOT—I GOT RUBBERS. WHAT?

154. YOU STAY OUTSIDE. YOU SCARE ME!

155. OH, REJECTED!

156. I SAID DRINK ALL OF IT, ASS HEAD!

157. LAP IT UP, ASS HEAD,

158. OR YOU'RE NEVER GETTING IN. PLEDGE!

159. COME ON, PLEDGE! DRINK UP!

160. DUDE, COME ON. LET'S GO BACK TO THE HOUSE.

161. I NEED TO EAT!

162. NAH, THIS GIRL TOTALLY WANTS ME.

163. DUDE, FORGET IT. SHE WAS SPORTING SOME MAJOR L.B.'s.

164. OH, IT'S LIKE A MOPED, MAN—

165. YOUR FRIENDS SEE YOU.

166. STOP DOING THAT. DON'T KNOCK ON THIS WINDOW.

167.

168. HEY, HOW ABOUT WE HAVE A PANTY RAID?

169. OK, GOOD. THROW ON UP THERE AND THEN—

170. COOL. SEE YOU TOMORROW.

171. IS HE STILL OUT THERE?

172. I AIN'T GONNA FIND OUT. THAT OLD BOY TRIED TO KISS ME.

173. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, DON'T YOU?

174. SOMEBODY'S A LITTLE BI-CURIOUS.

175. I AIN'T NO BI-CURIOUS! I'M A MAN'S MAN!

176. WELL, NOT ANYMORE!

177. I'VE PLANTED THE SEED OF DOUBT!

178. YOU DON'T SAY THAT! I'M A MAN!

179. AND IF Y'ALL NEED ME,

180. I'M GONNA BE IN THE GARAGE— HANGING SHEETROCK

181. I'M REBUILDING.

182. LOOK AT THE WAY HE ROLLS.

183. WHERE'S MY CHEWING TOBACCO?

184. JUST LIKE A WOMAN.

185. YO. WHAT?

186. WAKE UP, FRAT BOY. LOOK, I HATE TO DO THIS,

187. BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU

188. TO GET OFF MY LAWN.

189. OH, MAN. WHAT TIME IS IT?

190. IT'S 1:00... IN THE AFTERNOON.

191. WAKE AND BAKE, DUDE. WAKE AND BAKE.

192. ARE YOU HOLDEN? NO.

193. COME TO THE PARTY?

194. NO.

195. IN THERE, MAN?

196. NO, WE DON'T DO THAT HERE.

197. WHERE MY, UH—WHAT IS THIS?

198. THIS IS NEW JERSEY. PLANET EARTH?

199. YEAH, WHERE'S MY BRO?

200. HE LEFT YOU HERE.

201. HOW—HOW DID MY PROBE—

202. HO HO, MAN. LOOK AT MY PROBE.

203. YEAH, I KNOW. UH, YOU STUCK IT

204. IN THAT LASER 'CAUSE YOU THOUGHT IT WAS

205. SOME GIRL'S BREAST OR SOMETHING.

206. HA HA! ARE YOU SERIOUS?

207. YEAH, I AM.

208. THE PARTY PROBE! OH, BROTHER.

209. DID I FEEL HER UP, DUDE?

210. IT WAS A LASER!

211. OH, BUSTED. HA HA HA HA!

212. OK, OK, LOOK, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO.

213. SERIOUSLY? I MEAN, YOU KNOW,

214. YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY HACKY SACK OR SOMETHING?

215. NO, I DON'T. D.P.! WHAT'S UP?

216. LAST NIGHT. IT WAS SICK!

217. OH, YOU KNOW IT, BRO.

218. HEY, HERE YOU GO, DUDE. BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS.

219. OH, SWEET. WANT TO SHOTGUN?

220. BEAM ME UP! LET'S GO!

221. SHAKE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

222. YO, D.P. THIS G.D.I.

223. WHAT I'M DOING.

224. TELL HIM?

225. THAT WE'RE GONNA KICK HIS ASS?

226. I'M GONNA GO IN HERE AND GET YOU A RIDE,

227. 'CAUSE I WANT YOU THE HELL OFF MY LAWN.

228.

229. THIS IS YOUR I.D.?

230. WHAT ARE YOU, A COP?

231. YEAH, THAT—THAT'S ME.

232. OK.

233. YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE TO TELL ME IF YOU ARE.

234. WELL, I'LL JUST TYPE IN YOUR COORDINATES

235. TO CARNIVOROUS

236. MONSTER PLANET.

237. OOH, GOOD THING YOU'RE AN ORGAN DONOR.

238. OK, OK, LOOK, LOOK. I JUST USE THAT TO GET INTO BARS.

239. OK, THEN WHAT'S YOUR REAL NAME?

240. BROS CALL ME D.P.--SHORT FOR "DONKEY PUNCHER." GET IT?

241. YEAH, I DO.

242. SOMETIMES I'M "DONKEY PUNCHARELLO" OR "D. TO THE P."--

243. DUDE'S A PLAYER!

244. OR "KING DONKO OF PUNCHSTANIUM."

245. DUDE, PARTY!

246. NO, I NEED YOUR REAL NAME,

247. CALLS YOU.

248.

249. YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST TRY "D.P."

250. DUDE PAL! THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD BE!

251. 'CAUSE YOU'RE MY DUDE, PAL!

252. DUDE, YOUR BUDDY HERE IS GIVING ME A RASH.

253. HE USUALLY DOESN'T DRINK THIS MUCH.

254. I OUTPARTY YOU!

255. SHAKE, WILL YOU SIT DOWN?

256. P.D., I KNOW HOW TO THROW... DOWN!

257. DUDE! AND I ALMOST SAID "THROW UP," BUT I DIDN'T.

258. I HOLD MY BOOZE! MY BOOZE!

259. YEAH, THIS IS BEER NUMBER 2 FOR HIM, RIGHT?

260. ALL DAY, TOO!

261. ALL RIGHT.

262. WHAT'S YOUR FRATERNITY BROTHER'S NAME?

263. ZARNOLD EDWARD QUIGLEY,

264. BORN IN SOUTH END, NEW QUASAR, MAJOR IN BUSINESS—

265. OK, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

266. THAT'S ENOUGH.

267. THAT'S ALL I NEED IS HIS NAME, OK?

268. OR THEY WOULD HAVE

269. KILLED ME IN HELL WEEK.

270. WHOA, I FEEL FLOATY.

271. HERE WE GO.

272. WE'RE CONNECTING WITH THE SATELLITE NOW.

273. DUDE, WAIT A COUPLE HOURS.

274. HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA BE UP RIGHT NOW.

275. DUDE, SHOW HIM THAT SWEET LUNG TAT YOU GOT.

276. OH, WAIT TILL YOU SEE THIS. THIS IS SO AWESOME.

277. HAD TO DO IT ON THE INSIDE

278. TOTALLY KILL ME.

279. I HAD TO GET WASTED, 'CAUSE IT HURT

280. LIKE 8 BITCHES ON A BITCH BOAT.

281. OH, DUDE, THAT'S SO GROSS,

282. ONE OF THOSE.

283. A PART OF YOU.

284. OURSELVES TOGETHER.

285. DUDE, DUDE, DUDE! GET OFF MY SHIRT!

286. IT'S WORTH MORE THAN YOUR ASS.

287. LIKE, MY DAD OWNS A DEALERSHIP.

288. HELLO. UH, IS THIS ZARNOLD?

289. CALL ME SKEETER. YOU'RE BLOWING MY REP,

290. LADY IN THE HOUSE.

291. OK, WELL, LOOK, UH, SKEETER,

292. BROTHER HERE

293. PICKED UP NOW.

294. ARE YOU SERIOUS?

295. IS THAT A PROBLEM, OR—

296. UH, WELL, IT'S, LIKE, UH...

297. IT'S LIKE WHAT?

298. WELL, YOU KNOW... I MEAN, IT'S SO FAR.

299. YEAH, I KNOW.

300. I MEAN, COULD YOU, LIKE... I MEAN,

301. IF YOU WERE COOL, AND YOU'RE—YOU'RE COOL, RIGHT?

302. YO, IF YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME, I'M COOL. IS THAT SKEETER?

303. HEY, SKEETER, DID YOU SCORE LAST NIGHT?

304. OK, LOOK, WOULD YOU TOTALLY, LIKE...

305. MAYBE, LIKE...

306. YOU KNOW, SORT OF, LIKE...

307. GIVE HIM A RIDE?

308. OH, SWEET! THANKS, DUDE!

309. HEY, WAIT. HELLO?

310. FOR A WHILE.

311. I MEAN, I'VE ALREADY FLUNKED OUT,

312. BUT IT'S COOL.

313. I'M GONNA WORK AT MY DAD'S DEALERSHIP.

314. THIS DEALERSHIP.

315. I KNOW!

316. SWEET! HOW DO I, LIKE, GET IN?

317. YOU DON'T.

318. I'LL JUST STRAP YOU TO THE NOSE CONE.

319. OH, CONVERTIBLE. AWESOME. OH, OH, WAIT. UH, HANG ON.

320. DID YOU SEE, LIKE, UH...

321. OUT IN THE STREET ANYWHERE?

322. UH, YEAH. I THINK HE'S DEAD.

323. ARE YOU SERIOUS?

324. WELL, WHEN HE WAKES UP, MAKE HIM DRINK.

325. D.P., WHERE YOU GOING?

326. OH, LIGHT IT, QUICK. OH, OK.

327. WHOA, D.P. THAT'S A SWEET RIDE.

328. ARE SOLID DUDES.

329. THEM IN THE FALL.

330. WHAT WAS THAT NOISE? AHEM!

331. A BULL CRAP.

332. I'M A MAN, BOY. I'M MACHO.

333. AIN'T NO BI-CURIOUS. IF I WAS THAT,

334. BE ALL BIG,

335. THIS SPANDEX?

336. RIGHT. YOU'RE FULL-BLOWN GAY.

337. AND THAT'S WHY I SAID YOU COULD NOT

338. BUY THE ROLLER SKATES.

339. HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WINDOW? AAAH!

340. WARNER BROS.

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