Aqua Teen Hunger Force 2x17

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With his prized car destroyed, Carl is left with no choice but to donate it to the Kidney Foundation. In a bad twist of fate, the Kidney Foundation donates the car to Meatwad.

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER HOME VIDEO

2. PUT IT BACK!

3. AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE. NUMBER ONE IN THE HOOD, G.

4. OH, SWEETNESS.

5. HEY, SHAKE, WHATCHA GOT THERE?

6. NO, DO NOT GET NEAR THIS.

7. WELL, WHAT IS IT?

8. JUST THE FRUITS OF VICTORY.

9. I WOULDN'T EXPECT YOU TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT,

10. BEING A LOSER.

11. THE SHAKE 'EM UP FINALS?

12. YEAH, I WON, UH, "PARTICIPANT."

13. SHAKE, DON'T TELL ME YOU USED THE DANGER CART

14. IN SOME DEMOLITION DERBY.

15. HELL, NO, I GOT MY OWN WHEELS.

16.

17. HEY, OPEN UP, OR I'M OPENING IT FOR YOU.

18. WELL, YOU KNOW THE DRILL.

19. DRILL? NO, I DON'T.

20. HEY... CARL. HOW YOU DOIN', MAN?

21. TAKE A LOOK AT THAT.

22. OOH, HEY, CARL, THIS IS PRETTY BOSS, MAN

23. WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE GRAPHICS DONE?

24. THANK YOU, I DIDN'T FRICKIN' DO IT!

25. WELL, THEN, WHY YOU SHOWIN' IT TO ME?

26. SOMEONE STOLE IT, RACED IT, AND BROUGHT IT BACK!

27. OH, WELL, I MEAN, YOU DID CALL THE POLICE, RIGHT?

28. OH, YEAH, GOOD ONE. I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT.

29. NO, THEY—THEY STOPPED TAKING MY CALLS, LIKE, LONG AGO.

30. WELL, UH, WE'RE KIND OF NOT DETECTIVES ANYMORE.

31. I MEAN, THAT WASN'T MAKING US A WHOLE LOT OF MONEY.

32. NO, SIR, BUT NOW WE GOT US

33. A MAIL-ORDER TELEMARKET BUSINESS—

34. ULTRA MEGABRAID.

35. CARL, I SEE YOU NOTICING MY BRAIDS.

36. NO, I'M NOT.

37. DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN HAVE BRAIDS JUST LIKE THIS?

38. WITH ULTRA MEGABRAID.

39. HEY, CARL, YOU WANT TO TRY ONE OUT?

40. NO.

41. WE COULD DO YOUR SHOULDERS.

42. THEY COME IN 7 DIFFERENT COLORS,

43. AND YOU CAN ADD DECORATIVE BEADS AND GLITTER.

44. MAKE YOUR OWN UNIQUE ULTRA MEGABRAID.

45. $3.99.

46. HEY, KISS MY ULTRA MEGA-ASS.

47. AND IF YOU ORDER NOW, WE'LL INCLUDE A EGG SLICER.

48. UH, MEATWAD, HE'S GONE.

49. PSHH, I AIN'T NEVER GONNA SELL ONE OF THESE.

50. OH, NO, MEATWAD, THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT ATTITUDE.

51. BUT YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.

52. YOU WON'T SELL ANY OF THIS CRAP.

53. ARE YOU DEPRESSED?

54. HAS HIGH INTEREST RATES GOT YOU DOWN?

55. MY NAME IS MEATWAD, AND TODAY I'M HERE TO OFFER YOU

56. A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY.

57. SELL YOUR ORGANS, LIVE, OVER THE INTERNET.

58. GET MONEY BACK ON YOUR BABY.

59. THAT DON'T SOUND RIGHT. WHERE'S MY SHEET?

60. ALL RIGHT, TAKE HER UP.

61. BE CAREFUL WITH— WELL, AW, WHO FREAKIN' CARES?

62. WAIT! WAIT! NO, WAIT! WHAT—I MEAN, UH...

63. WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' THERE, BUDDY?

64. I CAN'T FRIGGIN' SELL IT LIKE THIS.

65. I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO THE KIDNEY FOUNDATION.

66. MAYBE GET A LITTLE TAX WRITE-OFF, OR—

67. WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' WITH THAT HELMET?

68. THIS? OH, THIS IS FOR THE RAPTURE.

69. ARMAGEDDON?

70. YEAH, WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE A RACING HELMET.

71. YEAH, IT DOES.

72. BUT IT'S NOT.

73. WELL, I STAND CORRECTED.

74. ALL RIGHT, MY WHEELS GOT HERE.

75. W-W-WAIT-WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT IS THIS?

76. WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE?

77. YUP, CARL, OLD KIDNEY FOUNDATION

78. REALLY CAME THROUGH FOR ME WITH MY FREEBIE.

79. I BEEN ON THAT DAMN LIST FOR A WHILE.

80. BUT THEY SAID, YOU KNOW,

81. SINCE I WAS, YOU KNOW, UN... UN...

82. UNSANITARY?

83. YEAH, YEAH, THAT, AND INOPERATE—RACISM.

84. INFECTION.

85. WAITIN' TO HAPPEN.

86. AND THEY DIDN'T NOWISE WANT TO WASTE NO KIDNEYS ON ME.

87. AND I SAID, "WELL, ALL RIGHT."

88. SO, THEY SAYIN' THEY'D GIVE ME THIS CAR

89. AND I GET SICK ALL I WANT IN HERE.

90. YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T REALLY NEED KIDNEYS.

91. LOOK, I KNOW IT'S SHALLOW, BUT, HEY, I WANTS 'EM.

92. IT'S A STATUS THING.

93. THAT'S WHAT SEPARATES THE MEN FROM THE ANIMALS.

94. ACTUALLY, MEATWAD, ANIMALS HAVE KIDNEYS, TOO.

95. WELL, ANIMALS AIN'T GOT NO JOB WORKIN' FOR THE CITY.

96. NEITHER DO YOU.

97. YEAH, WELL...

98. DAMN, YOU BURNED ME. I GOT NOTHIN'.

99. SO, BACK OFF MY CAR, AND HOLD YOUR ROLL—

100. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

101. EASE OFF THE PEDAL THERE, JEFF GORDON.

102. I AM KEEPIN' THE GRAPHICS.

103. THAT'S FINE. IT AIN'T TOO WICKED NO MORE.

104. IT'S THE HOTWAD.

105. WE GONNA FIX THIS UP AND MAKE THIS MY WORK CAR.

106. FRYLOCK, I'M LOOKIN' AT YOU.

107. UH, THIS IS GONNA BE A LOT OF WORK, MEATWAD,

108. AND A WHOLE LOT OF MONEY.

109. YEAH, I KNOW, I GOT TOOLS.

110.

111. OK, THAT SHOULD DO IT.

112. OK, NOW, WHEN I SAY CRANK IT,

113. YOU DO WHATEVER IT IS PEOPLE DO

114. WHEN THEY TOLD TO DO THAT.

115. UH-UH, I AIN'T HEARIN' THAT, SEE.

116. YOU ASKIN' OR YOU TELLIN'?

117. 'CAUSE NOBODY TELLS BOXY BROWN—

118. BOXY, THIS ISN'T A BIG DEAL.

119. I MEAN, I'M JUST ASKIN' A FAVOR.

120. NOW, IF YOU REMEMBER,

121. I HELPED YOU MOVE YOUR GRANDMA TO THE HOME,

122. AND THAT WAS MY DAY OFF.

123. THAT WASN'T NO GRANDMA, BOY. THAT WAS A GROCERY BAG.

124. BUT YOU JUST A BOX.

125. I JUST A WHAT, BITCH?

126. YOU'RE D-D-DUKE OF NEW YORK.

127. YOU'RE "A" NUMBER ONE.

128. YOU SAY IT LOUDER, BOY.

129. YOU'RE DUKE OF NEW YORK, "A" NUMBER ONE!

130. HA HA HA! YEAH.

131. HOW'S HE DOIN' OUT THERE?

132. HE HASN'T DONE JACK.

133. HE'S BEEN SAWIN' ON THAT THING FOR TWO HOURS.

134. AND ARE YOU SURE HE SHOULD BE USING A SAW?

135. WELL, NOT A PLASTIC ONE.

136. I KNEW THAT LOOKED WRONG.

137. YOU NEED THIS DRILL.

138. GET OUT OF THERE.

139. WHAT ARE YOU, TRYIN' TO BREAK IT?

140. IT'S NOT METRIC? GIVE IT TO ME.

141. YOU GOTTA WHOMP IT ON THE SIDE LIKE THIS.

142. YOU BETTER START, YOU MOTHER—

143. STOP, STUPID, STOP.

144. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT, LET ME TAKE A LOOK.

145. SHAKE, GET A FLASHLIGHT.

146. MEATWAD, GET BEHIND THE WHEEL, AND TELL YOUR BUDDY DEWEY THERE

147. TO GET THE HELL OUT OF THE FAN HOUSING, PLEASE.

148. BOY, YOU ARE GONNA LOSE AN ARM THAT WAY.

149. OK, NOW, CRANK IT.

150. OK, HERE WE GO.

151.

152. YOU READY?

153. YEAH.

154. YOU READY NOW? READY.

155. HERE IT COMES.

156. OK.

157. COME ON, MEATWAD, I'M READY.

158. YOU READY FOR IT?

159. I'M READY ALREADY. JUST DO IT!

160. OK, DON'T YELL AT ME.

161.

162. HOW'S THAT SOUND?

163. DO YOU LIKE THAT SONG?

164. I MEANT, TURN THE KEY.

165. I DID. THIS IS KEYS.

166. K-104, JERSEY'S KICKIN' COUNTRY.

167. THE KEY TO THE IGNITION, MEATWAD!

168. I'M TURNIN' IT.

169. THAT'S THE STEERING WHEEL.

170. I'M GOIN' LEFT.

171. BUT YOU'RE TURNING TO THE RIGHT.

172. SHAKE, WHERE'S THE LIGHT?

173. YEAH, SHAKE, WHERE'S THE LIGHT?

174. OOOOOOOH...

175. NO, A DEMON!

176. OH, THERE IT IS.

177. IT WAS LAST SEEN IN THE WOODS.

178. OH, GREAT.

179. BY A MAN WITH A HOOK! OOOOOOOH!

180. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT. I'M THROUGH.

181. FORGET IT. THE RADIATOR'S SPLIT,

182. THE TRANNY'S SHOT, THE WHEELS ARE MELTED,

183. THE CRANKSHAFT SOMEHOW FOUND ITS WAY INTO THE WOOFER IN THE BACK,

184. AND ALL THE FLUIDS ARE IN THE FLOORBOARD.

185. NAW, MAN, THAT'S A SOFT DRINK MACHINE.

186. THEY'RE FLUIDS, MEATWAD!

187. SOFT DRINKS ARE FLUID.

188. LOOK, I KNOW IT'S NOT AN IDEAL SITUATION,

189. BUT LET'S JUST TAKE A FEW BREATHS AND CALM DOWN.

190. LET'S JUST GET IN THERE, AND YOU DO IT.

191. SHAKE, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH MONEY

192. THIS IS GONNA COST?

193. WELL, I CAN'T GET A LOT OF MONEY IF I CAN'T GET TO WORK

194. DRIVING MY ROCKET CAR.

195. LOOK, IT'S MEATWAD'S CAR. IT'S UP TO HIM.

196. TELL HIM YOU WANT IT FIXED.

197. I WANT IT FIXED.

198. SEE, AND I'LL HELP YOU.

199. REALLY, I CAN DO THIS.

200. ALL RIGHT. WHERE'D THE LIGHT GO?

201. SHINE IT OVER HERE.

202. WELL, I SET IT DOWN RIGHT OVER THERE

203. BESIDE THE DEMON OF THE FLASHLIGHT.

204. THE DEMON! NO! OOOOOOOH!

205. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. ALL Y'ALL.

206. Y'ALL FIX IT YOURSELVES.

207. SEE WHAT YOU DID?

208. NOW I'M NOT GONNA GET A RIDE TO MY JOB.

209. THANKS FOR TAKING FOOD OUT OF MY KIDS' MOUTHS.

210. GET OUTTA HERE, BOY. I GOTTA GET TO MY JOB.

211. VROOM! VROOM!

212. BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP.

213. HEY! HEY, YEAH, YOU!

214. YEAH, I'M LOOKIN' AT YOU!

215. MOVE YOUR VAN, OR I'M GONNA MOVE IT FOR YOU!

216. GO TO MACH 1. ENGAGE WARP SPEED.

217. I'M LATE FOR WORK.

218.

219. SHAKE, I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT MEATWAD.

220. I THINK HE'S LOSING HIS MIND.

221. WATCH THIS. I THINK HE'S LOSING HIS LICENSE.

222.

223.

224. OH, SHOOT.

225. THE BRONX 5-0.

226. IS THERE, UH, IS THERE AN EMERGENCY OR SOMETHING?

227. WELL, YEAH, I MEAN—

228. SOMEBODY HAVIN' A BABY?

229. YOU KNOW, I NEED TO GET TO WORK, AND, UH...

230. WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE?

231. HEY, I'M A WILD MAN. I CAN'T DRIVE 55.

232. NO WHEELS HERE, EITHER.

233. AND YOU PASSED AN INSPECTION LIKE THAT?

234. MM-HMM. YES, SIR.

235. I SAW YOU RAN THROUGH A COUPLE OF LIGHTS,

236. AND I'M THINKIN' SURELY THIS LITTLE LADY

237. WOULDN'T DO THAT IN HER OWN TOWN.

238. WHERE YOU FROM?

239. NOW, THEY WAS YELLOW WHEN I WENT THROUGH 'EM.

240. UH-HUH. THEY WERE RED.

241. LIKE YOUR ASS IS GONNA BE WHEN I GET THROUGH WITH YOU.

242. ALL RIGHT, STEP OUT OF THE CAR, PLEASE.

243. HAVE YOU HAD ANYTHING TO DRINK TONIGHT, MA'AM?

244. OH, HELL, YEAH, CAN I MIX YOU SOMETHING, OR—

245. ALL RIGHT, I WANT YOU

246. TO WALK IN A STRAIGHT LINE TO THAT MANHOLE,

247. AND WHEN YOU FALL DOWN IN THERE,

248. I WANNA HEAR THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS.

249. OK.

250. SUCKER! HEY, HEY!

251.

252. DID YOU SEE THAT? HE STOLE MY CAR.

253. YEAH. DID YOU GET THE PLATE NUMBER?

254. GOOD IDEA.

255. IT'S NOT SUNDAY, LADY, LET'S GO!

256. WHAT'S THAT LETTER THAT DOES THIS?

257. WITH THE THING?

258. THERE'S TWO OF THEM.

259. I WAS OUT OF CONTROL,

260. BUT I'M SUCH A GOOD DRIVER, I BROUGHT IT BACK.

261. FRYLOCK, YOU'VE GOTTA GET THAT CAR FIXED.

262. WELL, I TRIED TO HELP YOU,

263. BUT YOU TWO JUST KEPT ON GOOFING OFF.

264. WELL, WE ARE PRETTY FUNNY WHEN WE DO THAT.

265. WHY DON'T YOU TWO GO SEE A REAL MECHANIC?

266. SEE IF HE THINKS IT'S FUNNY, HUH?

267. HERE'S THE ESTIMATE.

268. HE TOLD ME I MAY NOT LIKE WHAT I SEE,

269. BUT IT'S THE TRUTH. CHECK IT OUT.

270. 32 GRAND?

271. THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT.

272. DID HE EVEN LOOK AT THE CAR?

273. YEAH, I MEAN, OVER THE PHONE, YEAH.

274. IT SAYS THAT IT SOUNDED LIKE MY HOBBIT THAT TURNS THE CRANKCASE

275. IS DEPRESSED AND NEEDS THERAPY.

276. WE NEED TO GET US A NEW HOBBIT.

277. THEY'S FROM THE LAND BEYOND TIME.

278. LAND BEYOND TIME'S ALSO GONNA HOOK US UP

279. WITH THE UNICORN FOR THE RADIATOR.

280. I AIN'T EVEN GONNA TELL YOU

281. ABOUT THAT HAUNTED AIR CONDITIONER.

282. PLUS, THE AIR FILTER? THAT'S MADE OF PLUTONIUM.

283. THAT'S GONNA INVOLVE SUPERMAN, SO, YOU KNOW,

284. PLUS SHIPPING FROM KRYPTON.

285. THEN THE COW JUMPED OVER THE MOON.

286. IS THIS WHAT HE TOLD YOU, OR IS THIS HOW YOU HEARD IT?

287. YOU SHOULD READ IT FOR YOURSELF.

288. I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE.

289. WOW, HE ACTUALLY DID WRITE ALL THAT.

290. WHAT AN ASS.

291. OH, DON'T SAY THAT.

292. CARL SAID HE'S A GUY YOU CAN TRUST.

293. HE'D DO ME RIGHT.

294. YEAH, I BET HE WOULD.

295. GENTLEMEN, I HAVE THE ANSWER.

296. WHAT THE HELL?

297. YEAH, WHAT THE HELL. SAY IT.

298. SAY WHAT THE HELL AGAIN.

299. WOW, I'LL BE DUMBFOUNDED.

300. SHAKE, THAT'S NEVER GONNA WORK.

301. YEAH, I KNOW. THE COLORS ARE NOT QUITE RIGHT.

302. I SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR MANDARIN COPPER.

303. I GET STUCK WITH SANGRIA SUNRISE.

304. MAKES IT LOOK LIKE SOME TARTED-UP HUSSY.

305. WELL, I AIN'T GONNA BE PART OF THIS.

306. YOU GUYS GO AHEAD AND KILL YOURSELVES IF YOU WANT TO.

307. YEAH, HAVE FUN WITH YOUR DOLLIES.

308. MEATWAD, HIT THE SWITCH.

309. OK, TURN IT OFF FOR A SECOND.

310. TURN IT OFF. LET'S JUST TURN IT OFF.

311. HEY, HEY, HEY, WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?

312. HUH?

313. UH, WHERE IS MY WHITE HATCHBACK?

314. EXCUSE ME?

315. AND WHY ARE THERE SKID MARKS THERE?

316. UH, I JUST GOT THROUGH MOWING THE LAWN.

317. IF THAT'S A CRIME.

318. I FREAKIN' RENTED THIS THING THIS MORNIN'!

319. YEAH, WE KNOW HOW YOU DID IT.

320. CONGRATULATIONS.

321. THE BANK GAVE YOU A CREDIT CARD.

322. IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU BETTER THAN ME.

323. BUT, YOU SEE, NOBODY GIVES ME CREDIT,

324. BECAUSE I'M A BAD RISK,

325. AND I DON'T PAY MY BILLS ON TIME.

326. SO I HAVE TO WORK FOR WHAT I HAVE.

327. UH, DID MY CAR ALWAYS HAVE THAT, OR AM I JUST, UH...

328. WHAT? CLASS? STYLE? I DON'T THINK SO.

329. THANK GOD I GOT A HIP TRANSPLANT.

330. NOW, WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK INTO YOUR HOUSE,

331. AND SHUT UP!

332.

333. WHY'D HE DO THAT?

334. WHY WOULDN'T HE?

335. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

336. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—