Aqua Teen Hunger Force 2x16

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Shake uncovers a delicious, demoniacally possessed submarine sandwich in his front yard. A voice tells him if he eats the whole thing, he will be killed. Shake must battle the Last Temptation of the Broodwich or lose his life.

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

2. GENTLEMEN, THERE'S A CHANCE THIS WILL WORK!

3. ACTUALLY, SIR, THERE'S NO CHANCE THIS WILL WORK.

4. FOOL! THAT WILL NEVER WORK!

5. IT DOESN'T MATTER,

6. 'CAUSE I'M NOT CLEANING UP THIS HALLWAY.

7. BUT IT'S ALL YOUR BULLCRAP HERE,

8. ALL THEM BATTLESTAR EARTHBLASTER DRINK CUPS.

9. DON'T YOU TOUCH THOSE! THEY'RE IN MINT CONDITION,

10. AND THEY'RE GONNA STAY THAT WAY.

11. I'LL TOUCH THEM ALL THE WAY TO THE TRASHCAN.

12. YOU TOUCH THOSE, AND YOUR G.I. JOES

13. ARE GONNA BE M.I.A., MY FRIEND.

14. AND THEN WHO'S GONNA CALL LITTLE MAMA JOE

15. AND TELL HER THAT HER BOY AIN'T COMING HOME

16. 'CAUSE SOMEBODY WAS ASLEEP ON GUARD DUTY?

17. WELL, WHAT'S THIS? A TREASURE MAP.

18. TREASURE?

19. CAN I HOLD IT, PLEASE?

20. WOW! THERE'S TREASURE UNDER ALL THESE X's?

21. YEAH. OBVIOUSLY.

22. AMAZING! THESE ARE THE SAME EXACT SPOTS

23. WHERE YOU WANTED ME TO PLANT THOSE DISGUSTING AZALEA BUSHES.

24. WOW. ARE YOU SERIOUS? WELL, I GUESS YOU BETTER GO.

25. HEY, IF ANYONE CALLS ME, I'M GONNA BE OUTSIDE...

26. WITH THE SHOVEL, SUCKER.

27. NO, YOU DON'T! THAT BULLION IS MINE!

28. LOOK, DON'T DIG ANY FURTHER THAN 12 TO 14 INCHES.

29. SHUT UP. YOU DON'T KNOW.

30. YOU JUST STAY HERE AND GUARD

31. MY "BATTLEFIELD EARTH" CUPS,

32. ESPECIALLY TURTLE!

33. LOOK AT HIM. HE'S DUMB AS HELL.

34. HE SURE IS.

35. I'M DUMB, TOO.

36. I MEAN, YOU KNEW THAT, THOUGH, YEAH?

37. BECAUSE I DID SEND OUT A PRESS RELEASE.

38. I ATE A BUNCH OF THEM. I'M DUMB. DUMB.

39.

40. NO! NO! MILKSHAKE!

41. I KNOW. THE STUPID PIRATES

42. MUST HAVE BURIED A GAS LINE DOWN THERE.

43. I TOLD YOU, 14 INCHES!

44. YOU TELL ME A LOT OF THINGS,

45. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO LISTEN. AAH!

46. SHAKE, SHAKE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT DOWN THERE?

47. GET ME OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW! I'M GONNA DIE! THERE'S MONSTERS!

48. SHAKE, SHAKE, CALM DOWN. SHAKE.

49. DRACULA'S GRABBING MY LEG! IT'S A ZOMBIE! I FEEL IT!

50. LOOK, SHAKE, THERE'S NO MONSTERS DOWN THERE, OK?

51. YOU JUST HIT A SINKHOLE OR SOMETHING.

52. OK.

53. YOU STAY RIGHT THERE. I'LL GO GET A FLASHLIGHT.

54. NO, I GOT IT.

55. HOLY CRAP IN A PITA! MONSTERS! AAH!

56. Evil voice: HEY.

57. WHO SAID THAT? YOU'RE ALL DEAD.

58. NOBODY CAN TALK IF THEY'RE DEAD.

59. COME TO ME AND TASTE THE FUTURE.

60. TASTE WHAT? HEY, FREE SANDWICH!

61. BUT BEWARE.

62. BUT YOU JUST TOLD ME—

63. LOOK, I'M 1,000 OLD.

64. I KNOW WHAT I SAID. BEWARE.

65. YEAH, YOU BEWARE. I'M EATING THIS.

66. HEY! WHOA! WHERE THE HELL IS THIS?

67. YOU'LL KNOW... IN TIME. HEH HEH HEH!

68. THE QUESTION IS, WILL I CARE? PROBABLY NOT.

69. SHAKE? SHAKE!

70. JUST LEAVE HIM. HE'S... WAIT A MINUTE.

71. I SMELL ME SOME MIGHTY GOOD CHOW.

72. UH! OH, MY GOD. SHAKE?

73. OH, MY GOD! FRYLOCK, WHAT?

74. WHY'S EVERYTHING GOT TO BE A FEDERAL CASE WITH YOU?

75. YEAH, YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID. I SAID IT.

76. WHERE DID ALL THESE SKULLS COME FROM?

77. THEY'RE GUARDING THIS SANDWICH. NOW LET'S GO.

78. OH, MY GOD. THAT IS NO ORDINARY SANDWICH, SHAKE.

79. OH, MY GOD. DO YOU EVER HAVE ANYTHING GOOD TO SAY?

80. IT'S A FREE SANDWICH.

81. IT'S NOT A SANDWICH AT ALL, SHAKE.

82. IT'S THE BROODWICH.

83. THE BLUE WITCH?

84. NO, THE BROODWICH, MEATWAD! BROODWICH!

85. WAIT. WAIT. SAY WHAT?

86. BROODWICH!

87. THE BLAIR WITCH IS HERE?

88. NO, MEATWAD. THE BROODWICH.

89. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT IS, FRIENDS.

90. IT'S SHUT UP AND LET ME EAT IT.

91. I READ A VERY DISTURBING ARTICLE ABOUT THIS SANDWICH...

92. IN THE BIBLE.

93. Evil voice: NO, YOU PROBABLY SAW A PIECE IN VOGUE.

94. I DOUBT IT. I DON'T READ THAT.

95. HEIDI KLUM WAS ON THE COVER.

96. YOU KNOW, THE BROODWICH ISSUE.

97. OK, YES, IT WAS VOGUE.

98. YOU READ ALL THIS IN VOGUE?

99. Evil voice: OUR P.R. DEPARTMENT IS AWESOME.

100. THAT'S A GIRL MAGAZINE!

101. I HOPE YOU WERE AT THE DENTIST'S, FRYLOCK.

102. IT JUST COMES TO THE HOUSE. I DIDN'T—

103. OF COURSE IT COMES... WHEN YOU ORDER IT,

104. YOU BIG, FAT LADY!

105. SOMEONE DOWN THERE IS A GIRL.

106. EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP ABOUT THE VOGUE THING, OK?

107. I'LL PLANT THESE BUSHES NOW.

108. LISTEN, ACCORDING TO THE VOGUE PIECE,

109. THE BROODWICH IS IMMORTAL.

110. IT CANNOT BE KILLED OR TAKEN APART,

111. BUT AS LONG AS YOU DON'T INGEST IT, YOU'LL BE OK.

112. DON'T TALK WHILE MY MOUTH IS FULL.

113. WHOA! HEY, HOW'S IT GOING?

114. ARE YOU THE GUY THAT KEEPS TELLING ME TO BEWARE?

115. BECAUSE I'LL TELL YOU WHERE TO BE—

116. OUT OF MY SIGHT.

117. Evil voice: BEWARE!

118. OH, WHAT DO YOU GOT? A SOUND GUY OR SOMETHING?

119. OH, THAT'S A GOOD TRICK.

120. I'M JUST GONNA GO NOW. OH, MY GOD!

121. GET AWAY FROM ME! LEAVE ME—

122. I'M COOL. YEAH, WE'RE ALL COOL HERE.

123. Evil voice: I TOLD YOU... BEWARE.

124. WHO ARE YOU? WHAT IS THIS?

125. IT IS THE BROODWICH,

126. FORGED IN DARKNESS FROM WHEAT HARVESTED IN HELL'S HALF-ACRE,

127. BAKED BY BEEZELBUB, SLATHERED WITH MAYONNAISE

128. BEATEN FROM THE EVIL EGGS

129. OF DARK CHICKEN FORCES INTO SAUCE

130. BY THE HANDS OF A ONE-EYED MADMAN,

131. CHEESE BOILED FROM THE RANCID TEAT OF A FANGED COW,

132. LAYERED WITH 666 SEPARATE MEATS FROM AN ANIMAL

133. WHICH HAS MAGGOTS FOR BLOOD.

134. SEE? TOLD YOU.

135. I TASTED MUSTARD.

136. YEAH, DIJON MUSTARD.

137. WELL, HOW COME NO BACON?

138. Evil voice: BACON IS EXTRA.

139. YOU CALL THIS A SANDWICH?

140. YOU DON'T HAVE BACON ON IT!

141. THERE ARE NO SWINE EVIL ENOUGH

142. TO SACRIFICE UPON A BED OF EVIL!

143. AND LETTUCE. BED OF EVIL AND LETTUCE.

144. I WILL SAY THIS. BACON ASIDE, THIS IS

145. THE BEST DAMN SANDWICH

146. I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE.

147. EAT ALL OF IT, AND YOU WILL SUFFER THE WRATH.

148. I MEAN, I DON'T HAVE TO EAT THE WHOLE THING.

149. I COULD SAVE A QUARTER.

150. I SUPPOSE YOU COULD.

151. BECAUSE THE THING IS,

152. I DON'T LIKE CRUST ON THE BREAD.

153. NOW A LOT OF PEOPLE DO, BUT NOT ME.

154. I USUALLY CUT IT OFF RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING,

155. ESPECIALLY IF IT'S HARD.

156. THE HARD CRUST, IT HURTS THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH.

157. YOU'RE BORING ME NOW.

158. UH, SAY, SINCE HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE AND WE'RE NOT,

159. COULD WE JUST SORT OF COVER THIS BACK UP

160. AND PLANT SOME AZALEAS HERE?

161. SURE.

162. OK. COME ON, SHAKE. YOU'RE GONNA DIE.

163. LET GO.

164. WHO ARE Y'ALL TALKING TO DOWN THERE?

165. IT'S A SANDWICH—

166. 2 PIECES OF BREAD AND SOME MEAT.

167. AND IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE BACON ON IT.

168. I DON'T NEED IT.

169. I GOT IT LICKED.

170. AND I WOULD LIKE TO LICK THAT SANDWICH.

171. JUST A LITTLE FLAVOR, JUST A LITTLE TASTE IN MY MOUTH.

172. Evil voice: WHAT'S GOING ON?

173. SHAKE, GET RID OF THE DAMN SANDWICH.

174. IF YOU KEEP IT HERE, YOU'RE GONNA EAT IT,

175. AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA DIE.

176. NO, I WON'T.

177. I DON'T NEED A STUPID SANDWICH.

178. I DON'T NEED THE SANDWICH.

179. I NEED THIS LADDER. EXCUSE ME, PLEASE.

180. I NEED TO EAT THIS SANDWICH RIGHT NOW.

181. I'M NOT GONNA EAT THE WHOLE THING.

182. SEE? OH, GOD!

183. OK, LOOK. THIS IS IRRITATING.

184. IT'S THE BROODWICH, SHAKE. YOU'RE CHOSEN.

185. I HAVEN'T PAID TAXES IN 6 YEARS.

186. I'M NOT GETTING BUSTED BY A SANDWICH.

187. Evil voice: THEN YOU MUST FIND ANOTHER WITH AN APPETITE...

188. FOR INSANITY.

189. HEY. YOU'RE DUMB. EAT THIS.

190. I HEARD WHAT THAT VOICE SAID. I AIN'T EATING JACK.

191. YOU'RE GONNA LET THIS GUY SCARE YOU?

192. HOW BAD COULD IT POSSIBLY BE?

193. Evil voice: IT'S A WORLD OF SKINLESS,

194. BLOOD-SOAKED NIGHTMARES

195. CLATTERING FROM THE DEEP

196. AND CLATTERING FOR THE MEAT OF THE GUILTY.

197. OH, COME ON. THE GUY'S JUST JEALOUS.

198. GO ON. WOOF IT DOWN, DOG.

199. I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN, IS THE MAYONNAISE FAT-FREE?

200. YOU'RE A DOG.

201. 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,

202. IT'S NOT THE CALORIES THAT GET YOU, MAN.

203. IT'S THE SATURATED FATS.

204. WOOF IT, YOU MUTT.

205. MEATWAD, NO!

206. HEY, DID YOU HEAR WHAT I CALLED HIM?

207. HE CAN'T DO JACK ABOUT IT.

208. HEY, HOW DID YOU LIKE MR. STICKS?

209. HE WAS A REAL TREAT, WASN'T HE?

210. YEAH, JERRY SAID YOU GUYS HAD A LITTLE RUN-IN,

211. BUT HE'S A DECENT GUY... I MEAN, ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HIM.

212. BULLCRAP! I KNOW THAT GUY

213. WAS ALL OVER YOU WITH HIS AX.

214. NO, THAT DON'T SOUND LIKE JERRY.

215. NOW THE JERRY I KNOW TOOK ME TO MERRY CHRISTMAS...

216. WHICH IS A STRIP CLUB.

217. MERRY TRIPLE-XMAS. YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?

218. GIVE ME THAT SANDWICH!

219. WOW. SO YOU SAYING IT WAS FUN?

220. HELL, NO. THAT SON OF A BITCH HAD AN AX.

221. SO I DON'T KNOW. SHE'S, LIKE,

222. "MOVE YOUR SKULLS TO THE BASEMENT

223. BECAUSE I GOT THESE DRAPES."

224. I DON'T EVEN GET THAT.

225. I'M LIKE, "HONEY, THIS IS WORK."

226. ARE YOU SERIOUS?

227. YEAH, I CAN'T PUT THEM IN THE BASEMENT.

228. I MEAN... AND SHE'S LIKE, YOU KNOW,

229. "CAN YOU PUT A TARP OVER THEM ALSO?"

230. AND I JUST FELT LIKE, NO, I'M NOT. DAMN IT.

231. I GOT ONE AT HOME JUST LIKE IT, MAN.

232. YOU KNOW, AND I GOT A KID NOW, AND SO...

233. WELL, THAT'S A WHOLE OTHER SET OF BULLI'M SURE.

234. RIGHT. SO CATHY PUTS THE CO-SLEEPER

235. RIGHT NEXT TO MY PRESERVED BRAIN COLLECTION,

236. AND SHE WANTS ME TO MOVE THEM

237. BECAUSE SHE THINKS IT'S NOT HYGIENIC.

238. I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THERE'S SUCH A LACK OF APPRECIATION

239. FOR THAT BACKLIGHT COMING THROUGH THE GLASS

240. OF THE JARS THAT THE BRAINS ARE IN.

241. AND IT JUST LOOKS COOL.

242. YOU'VE SEEN THAT?

243. WHY MOVE IT? THAT'S THE POINT

244. OF PUTTING IT NEXT TO THE WINDOW.

245. AND I'M SURE YOU'VE EXPLAINED THAT TO CATHY,

246. BUT SHE OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T GET IT.

247. THERE'S NO, YOU KNOW. I CAN'T EVEN ARGUE WITH HER.

248. IT'S RIDICULOUS.

249. SO IF I WANT TO MOVE— HEY, ISN'T THAT THAT GUY?

250. WHAT'S WITH THE TOILET SEAT, RIGHT?

251. OH, WHAT THE—

252. JERRY, NO! WE'RE COOL!

253. IT'S COOL, MAN! WE'RE COOL!

254. SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE! HEY.

255. WHERE'S THE REST OF THE SANDWICH?

256. WELL, I GUESS I ATE IT. AND I'M STILL HERE?

257. HEY, VICTORY IS MINE!

258. Evil voice: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SUN-DRIED TOMATOES?

259. YUCK!

260. YEAH, I PICKED THEM OFF,

261. 'CAUSE THEY'RE DISGUSTING.

262. THE BROODWICH CANNOT BE TAKEN APART OR DISASSEMBLED!

263. OBVIOUSLY IT CAN, 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DID.

264. WELL, YOU BETTER PUT THEM RIGHT BACK.

265. PUT THEM BACK WHERE?

266. I ATE THE SANDWICH. IT'S GONE.

267. LOOK. THEY'RE GOOD.

268. YEAH, YOU KEEP TELLING ME THAT.

269. THEY'RE NOT.

270. HOW ABOUT YOU?

271. UH... NO, THANKS.

272. NO, THANK YOU. I'M FULL.

273. FINE! DON'T EAT IT.

274. IS HE GONE?

275. I DON'T KNOW. HE'S A VOICE.

276. WHERE IS HE? IS HE IN THEM RAISINS?

277. I DON'T KNOW!

278. I'M OUT OF HERE. WORST DAY OF MY LIFE.

279. Evil voice: CONGRATULATIONS! YOU PASSED THE TEST.

280. YOU FENDED OFF THE LAST TEMPTATION OF THE BROODWICH.

281. REALLY? HEY, WHAT DO I WIN?

282. HELL, NO,

283. I'M NOT MARRYING THIS BAG OF BONES!

284. Evil voice: SERIOUSLY?

285. YES, SERIOUSLY.

286. ALL RIGHT. CONGRATULATIONS!

287. I KNOW THAT I SAID THE LAST ONE WAS IT,

288. BUT THAT WAS THE LAST TEMPTATION OF THE BROODWICH.

289. YOU PASSED AGAIN. YOU'RE SOMETHING ELSE.

290. YES, I AM. WHAT DO I WIN NOW?

291. FREE BRAIN SURGERY!

292. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, BABY!

293. HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

294. Evil voice: NOW EAT THEM.

295. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

296. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—