Aqua Teen Hunger Force 2x15

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It's Halloween at the Aqua Teen headquarters and a monster comes down from the attic...to get his mail. Much to his chagrin, the monster is unable to scare anyone - until he reveals a gruesome secret.

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1. WARNER BROS.

2. Dr. OOGIE BOOGIE.

4. OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. OH, WHO'S A GOOD LITTLE FELLA?

5. HEY, WHERE'S YOUR BROTHER?

6. AAH!

7. OH, HERE HE COMES! HEY! AAH!

8. SHUT THE UP, STEVE! YOU'RE SCARING HIM!

9. "AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE."

10. NUMBER ONE IN THE HOOD, G.

11.

12. UH-UH. I DONE TOLD YOU, NOW.

13. THIS HALLOWEEN,

14. YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY.

15. I DON'T LIKE YOU EVER.

16. NOW, JUST HOLD STILL.

17. YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE BOTH HALL AND OATES.

18. PEOPLE AIN'T GONNA GET THAT.

19. YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. TOO INSIDE.

20. LET ME GO GET THE BLENDER.

21. YOU CAN GO AS THE BOSTON PHILHARMONIC.

22. I AIN'T BEING NO BOOGERSNOT ORCHESTRA.

23. I'M THE INCREDIBLE PLUM.

24. NO, YOU'RE NOT.

25. NOW, GET IN THERE.

26. ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW BEST.

27. WE'RE CLEAR, BOY,

28. DON'T MAKE ME ANGRY.

29. SHUT UP.

30. DO THE WORK.

31. SHAKE, UNPLUG THAT.

32. OH, GREAT.

33. HALLOWEEN.

34. YOU KNOW, YOU'RE LIKE THE A-BOMB.

35. EVERYBODY'S LAUGHING, HAVING A GOOD TIME.

36. THEN YOU SHOW UP—BOOM! EVERYTHING'S DEAD.

37. COME ON OUT OF THERE, MEATWAD.

38. YOU'RE GONNA BE... THE BACHELOR.

39. ALL RIGHT!

40. THE PLUM, TOO, RIGHT?

41. I CAN'T.

42. NO, NO, NO. I'LL GET ANGRY.

43. OF COURSE YOU CAN. SHAKE!

44. THE PLUM IS A BACHELOR, TOO, MEATWAD.

45. YEAH. HE WAS SO ANGRY, HE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND

46. YOU GOTTA GO THROUGH

47. RELATIONSHIP.

48. HE DONE, LIKE, THROW A CAR AT A WOMAN.

49. PLUS, HIS GENITALS WERE PURPLE.

50. SUPPOSED TO BE, FRYLOCK?

51. OH, DON'T MIND ME.

52. I'M JUST A SAILOR ON SHORE LEAVE...

53. FROM THE SHIP OF THE DAMNED!

54. HA HA HA HA HA HA!

55. OK.

56. YOU KNOW, THE SHIP OF THE DAMNED?

57. NUH-UH.

58. ABOUT A SHIP

59. THAT HAD A HOLE IN IT? NO.

60. YEAH, JUST GO PUT ON YOUR BALLERINA SHOES

61. OF THE OUTFIT.

62. BE WHO YOU REALLY ARE, DR. ZHIVAGO.

63. YEAH, YOU SUCK.

64. I'LL JUST GO GET THE CANDY, OK?

65. HE GETTING CANDY.

66. I GOT 10 BUCKS SAYS

67. HE'S WEARING WOMEN'S PANTIES UNDER THAT.

68. UNDER WHAT?

69. I KNOW WHAT I SAID, MEATWAD!

70. OK, OK. DON'T REPEAT ME!

71. I'M NOT A RETARD LIKE YOU!

72. OK, OK. GRACIOUS.

73.

74. OH, GOOD ONE, FRYLOCK.

75. IS THIS ONE FROM?

76. ONION OF ARABIA?

77. YEAH. ONION.

78. WELL, HEY, LOOK AT THIS. OUR FIRST TRICK-OR-TREATER.

79. WELL, I THOUGHT HE WAS YOU.

80. NO, NO. SEE, I'M THE HAUNTED SAILOR—

81. WE KNOW. WE HEARD WHERE YOU'RE FROM,

82. AND IT SUCKS!

83. UH, I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND, MAN.

84. I LIVE HERE.

85. OK, OK. I GET IT.

86. YOU'RE INSANE CREATURE GUY.

87. NO, NO. THIS ISN'T A COSTUME.

88. I LIVE IN THE ATTIC. I'M A MONSTER.

89. OH, NO! FRYLOCK, GET THE AX!

90. UH, SO, DO YOU HAVE ANY MAIL FOR ME—

91. WILLIE NELSON?

92. WILLIE NELSON?

93. NOT THE WILLIE NELSON,

94. IS WILLIE NELSON.

95. WAIT A MINUTE.

96. HAVE TIME

97. FROM A WEB SITE!

98. WILL WE MAKE IT?

99. THAT IS WEIRD.

100. WELL, YOU KNOW, COME TO THINK OF IT,

101. FOR A WILLIE NELSON.

102. I USED TO FORWARD IT, BUT NOW I JUST THROW IT OUT.

103. OH. SORRY.

104. GOOD. THANKS.

105. OH, THIS ISN'T MINE.

106. I THINK I'LL THROW IT OUT.

107. HEY! THAT WAS MY WINDOW TO THE WORLD!

108. WELL, NOW IT'S BEEN SHATTERED BY THE MONSTER.

109. PRETTY SCARY, RIGHT?

110. NO. WHAT'S THAT WORD

111. THAT'S THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF SCARY?

112. TACOS? TACO? WHERE?

113. GET OUT OF MY WAY.

114. THOSE ARE MINE! I MADE THEM!

115. OK, WELL, LOOK, THE SCARING WILL RESUME

116. TO YOUR ATTIC.

117. YOU LIVE IN THE ATTIC?

118. TWICE ALREADY!

119. YOU'RE JUST NOW GETTING THIS?

120. THERE'S A MONSTER IN THE ATTIC?

121. MM-HMM. YEAH. UM...

122. BY THE VILLAGERS

123. 30 IN A 25,

124. AND, UM, I GUESS WHEN I SAY VILLAGERS,

125. IT'S MORE LIKE THIS ONE GUY.

126. DIDN'T KNOW HIM.

127. BUT, YOU KNOW, I KNEW HIM,

128. BUT IT'S NOT LIKE WE WERE BUDS

129. OR ANYTHING.

130. TO REPEAT THAT?

131. NO, I HEARD IT.

132. WELL, THANKS FOR JOINING US NOW.

133. WHAT'S UP WITH THE RAZOR?

134. OH, WELL, I SHAVE...

135.

136. ONCE EVERY COUPLE DAYS.

137. IT'S NERVE-WRACKING.

138. UH, IT'S— IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE.

139. WELL, IT'S NOT.

140. YOU SHAVE UP THERE?

141. WE WOULDN'T HEAR IT ANYWAY. I MEAN, WE ACTUALLY

142. INSULATION UP THERE.

143. I KNOW. IT'S SWELTERING.

144. I MEAN, DO YOU GUYS HAVE A FAN

145. OR SOMETHING?

146. I MEAN, I'M JUST GONNA BORROW IT.

147. I'M NOT GONNA KEEP IT.

148. SINCE GAY CAME TO GAYTOWN!

149. WHOA! EASY!

150. WHERE—WHERE'S THIS COMING FROM?

151. NO, LET'S GET DOWN TO IT.

152. WHAT I SAY IS VERY BAFFLING.

153. HEY, HEY! WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, YOU TWO.

154. WE DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE HERE NOW, OK?

155. NO, I'M WITH YOU.

156. I DON'T THINK VIOLENCE SOLVES ANYTHING.

157. GOD, YOU'RE GAY!

158. YOU DON'T THINK VIOLENCE SOLVES ANYTHING?

159. MONSTER ARE YOU?

160. LOOK, I'M— I'M PRETTY HARD-CORE.

161. I MEAN, I'VE BEEN KNOWN TO DO A NUMBER

162. ON PLENTY OF GUYS.

163. "DO A NUMBER"?

164. YEAH, I BET YOU DO A NUMBER... IN YOUR TIGHTS ON BROADWAY,

165. WHICH IS WHERE YOU MOVED TO

166. TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASCARA,

167. WHERE YOU'RE FROM!

168. WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT?

169. YOU COULDN'T SCARE JACK?

170.

171. HEY, CARL.

172. WHO'S THIS, YOUR FRICKIN' MOTHER?

173. UH, NO, CARL.

174. IT'S YOUR NEIGHBOR, REMEMBER?

175. WILLIE NELSON?

176. THE VILLAGERS, AND—

177. WELL, VILLAGER.

178. WELL, THE VILLAGER, AND—

179. YEAH, THAT'S A GREAT STORY.

180. SEE YA.

181. ALL RIGHT. PAY UP. LET'S GO.

182. HOLD ON.

183.

184. THE SHAVING.

185. THE SHAVING!

186. I'M CALLING THE COPS.

187. HE WILL DO IT. I'M OUT OF HERE, MAN.

188. THEN WE BETTER GO.

189. WHAT IS THIS? "THE SHAVING. THE SHAVING!"

190. GET SOME EDGE, MAN.

191. WELL, THIS HAS A TRIPLE EDGE,

192. LUBRICATING STRIP.

193. THIS'LL DO A NUMBER.

194. TO SCARE THE NEIGHBOR?

195. CHECK THIS OUT.

196.

197. WHAT? HEY, CATCH!

198. HEY, CARL!

199. AAH! GET HIM OFF!

200. GET HIM OFF! GET HIM OFF!

201. IT'S TOO EASY.

202. WHOA, COOL. HEY, CAN I TRY THAT?

203. NO. ONLY I CAN DO THAT.

204. THE WAYS OF A MONSTER.

205. COME.

206. NOW, REMEMBER, YOU HAVE NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE,

207. MOST ESPECIALLY WOMEN,

208. THAT YOU WISH THAT YOU HAD.

209. A SUIT FROM THEM.

210. BUT I DON'T WANT TO MAKE A SUIT FROM THEM.

211. LISTEN TO ME. THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE.

212. IS KILL, KILL, KILL.

213. YOU GOT IT?

214. NONE OF THE SIDE CRAP, 'CAUSE IT'S THROWING YOU OFF.

215. AND WHO'S GONNA STOP YOU ANYWAY?

216. YOU'RE IMMORTAL.

217. ARE YOU SURE? THAT— THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT.

218. PLEASE, AND DO ME ANOTHER FAVOR:

219. LOSE THE SHAVING.

220. MONSTERS DON'T GROOM THEMSELVES.

221. THEY'RE FRIGGIN' MANIACS!

222. OHH!

223. OK.

224. NOW, WHOA, WHAT'S THIS?

225. IT'S JOHN Q. PUBLIC.

226. HEY, I'M JUST WALKING ALONG THE STREET,

227. POPS OUT AND SAYS...

228. DOING HERE?

229. OH! DAMN IT!

230. NO! NO! NO!

231. WILL YOU READ THE SHEET?

232. OH. "NICE HEAD. I THINK I'LL TAKE IT."

233. THERE WE GO, BUT A LITTLE MORE FEELING, OK?

234. I CAN'T WANT IT FOR YOU, BECAUSE THEY'LL KNOW.

235. THIS SAILOR'S HAT, TOO.

236. OH! WOULD YOU MIND, PLEASE?

237. WE'RE WORKING HERE.

238. I THINK THE SAILOR'S HAT ADDS A NICE—

239. IT'S GONNA LAND US ONE OF THOSE RAINBOW FLAGS

240. TO HANG OUT FRONT.

241. NOW, GET OUT OF HERE!

242. ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA ROLL.

243. I'M ON THIS.

244. NOW, REMEMBER, THE CHAIN SAWS ARE ELECTRIC,

245. ABOUT 30 FEET TO PLAY WITH.

246. NOW, GO! KILL LIKE CRAZY!

247. KILL THEM!

248. "NICE HEAD. I THINK I'LL TAKE IT."

249. "NICE HEAD. I THINK I'LL TAKE IT."

250. "NICE HEAD. I THINK"--

251. OH, CRAP.

252. WHAT? WHAT DO YOU WANT?

253. YEAH, WHAT DO YOU WANT?

254. UM... WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

255. I LIVE HERE, ASS!

256. YEAH, UH, I KNOW.

257. AND I'M JUST VISITING.

258. HEY, YOU DIDN'T GET ANY OF MY MAIL

259. BY MISTAKE, DID YOU?

260. WILLIE NELSON?

261. HANG ON. LET ME LOOK.

262. EAT ME.

263. WELL, IF IT SHOWS UP, BRING IT OVER...

264. IF YOU DARE.

265. GOD, I SUCK.

266. OK, SIT DOWN.

267. TELL ME. HOW DID IT GO?

268. YOUR NAME, RIGHT?

269. UH-HUH. YEAH. BLOOD FEAST ISLAND MAN.

270. JUST LIKE YOU SAID.

271. AND? WHAT ELSE?

272. COME ON, DON'T BE SHY.

273. WELL, OF COURSE,

274. DOES THIRST FOR BLOOD.

275. YES. THE THIRST IS PART OF HIS PAIN,

276. HAD SEX WITH A DOG...

277. YEAH. AND YOUR MOTHER...

278. I KNOW ALL ABOUT THAT.

279. WAS THAT VERY DOG.

280. YEAH, YEAH. I KNOW.

281. AND AS YOU KNOW, BECAUSE YOU WROTE IT,

282. TO KILL AGAIN.

283. YOU CRAVE IT.

284. OUR FRIEND CARL

285. PRETTY WELL BY NOW,

286. WHAT I MEAN?

287. YEAH, PRETTY MUCH.

288. HE GOT THE POINT,

289. WHAT I MEAN?

290. HA HA HA HA.

291. I'LL GET IT. OH, YOU SIT THERE.

292. HERE, HAVE A TASTE, HUH?

293. OH! NO! HA HA HA HA HA!

294. DON'T TOUCH ME!

295. HEY, HOW YOU DOING?

296. I'M GOING BACK TO THE ATTIC.

297. I'M GOING BACK NEXT DOOR.

298. HE'S GOT A.C. OVER THERE.

299. YOU DIDN'T DO JACK,

300. DID YOU, BLOOD FEAST ISLAND PANSY?

301. WHICH IS YOUR NEW NAME

302. THE RIGHT TO KILL.

303.

304. RING IT AGAIN.

305.

306. COME ON OUT, CARL!

307. TOUCH THE HANDLE!

308. COME ON!

309. WE'RE NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING!

310. RING IT AGAIN. HE'S IN THERE.

311. HEY, UM, ARE WE TRYING TO KILL HIM OR SCARE HIM?

312. KILLING IS SCARY.

313. COME ON, IT'S HALLOWEEN.

314. I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO BE A PART OF THIS.

315. WELL, TOO LATE. THIS IS YOUR WORK.

316. IT'S GOT YOUR NAME ALL OVER IT.

317. ENOUGH OF THIS.

318. FINE. THANKS, CARL.

319. YOU KNOW, WE DIDN'T WANT YOU TO COME OUT ANYWAY!

320. WHY DON'T YOU STAY IN THERE

321. DRINKY-DRINKY ON ME?

322. LOWER THE BLOOD.

323. WHICH LEVER IS IT? THERE'S, LIKE, 3 OF THEM.

324. I SAID DO IT!

325. OH! AAH! OK, I GOT IT.

326. HEY, YOU HEAR ME?

327. HA HA HA HA! HELL, YEAH!

328. YEAH, THAT WAS FRIGGIN' AWESOME!

329. YEAH. GIVE ME SOME SKIN!

330. OH, NO, THANK YOU.

331. ENOUGH OF YOUR SKIN

332. ON MY FACE HERE.

333. COME ON, BOY. I KNOW WHERE HE LIVES.

334. WE GONNA SCARE HIM GOOD.

335. OK, LET'S REVIEW. WHAT HAPPENED?

336. UH, WELL, WE DID IT, GUY.

337. HIGH FIVE.

338. ALL RIGHT. OVER HERE, PLEASE.

339. THE LOOK ON HIS FACE.

340. OH, YOU DID SEE IT. YOU WERE THERE.

341. OH, NO, I DID.

342. ROLLED BACK INTO MY HEAD

343. OF DEMONIFICATION.

344. OH. YOU'RE RIGHT. I LOOKED OVER.

345. THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE DOING.

346. YEAH, WELL, THAT'S TYPICAL WITH DARK POWERS OF THIS NATURE,

347. FREAKING RIGHT NOW.

348. YEAH, YEAH. WHAT'S LEFT OF HIM.

349. YEAH. HA HA! WELL, YOU GOT ME THERE.

350. OK, WELL, I'M GONNA GO BACK UP TO THE ATTIC,

351. GET SOME JUICE, RECHARGE MY BATTERIES.

352. WELL, YOU REST UP,

353. BECAUSE CARL'S JUST THE BEGINNING.

354. FOREVER.

355. HEY, WILLIE. YOU UP THERE?

356. YEAH, COME ON UP.

357. SOME MAIL FOR YOU.

358. GET THE LIGHT.

359. HERE WE GO.

360.

361. OH, JUST A MISSING PERSONS THING?

362. OH, WAIT. HEY, I KNOW THIS GUY.

363. OH, GOD. OH, HANG ON.

364. HE'S OVER HERE.

365. HEY, I JUST WANTED TO CHECK OUT THE—

366. OH, MY GOD, NO!

367. YEAH, I—I'M SORRY.

368. IT'S A TOTAL MESS RIGHT NOW.

369. IT'S USUALLY NOT LIKE THIS.

370. BOO! BOO!

371.

372. I HAD YOU GO—

373. HEY, WAIT A SECOND HERE.

374. OH, MY GOODNESS.

375. JUICE!

376. AAH! AAH!

377. OH, I'M SORRY. DID ANYONE WANT SOME JUICE?

378.

379. GUYS?

380. WARNER BROS.

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