Aqua Teen Hunger Force 2x13

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With a huge vat of oil left over from his Labor Day feast, Shake creates a foul environment in the Aqua Teen's front lawn. With the help of Carl, the two dump the oil in the woods, but pay a hefty price in return.

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

2. GENTLEMEN!

3. FILL ME WITH BARBECUE SAUCE BECAUSE I'M DUMB AS HELL.

5. YEAH, I KNOW, JAVIER.

7. AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE.

8. NUMBER ONE IN THE 'HOOD, G.

9. HEY, CARL. WELCOME TO THE BARBECUE.

10. OK, CARL, LOOK INTO THE CAMERA,

11. STATE YOUR NAME, AND WHAT YOU LIKE BEST ABOUT ME.

12. HEY, ZOOM IN ON THIS.

13. HAPPY LABOR DAY! HEH HEH HEH.

14. THAT WAS OUR ONE BALLOON.

15. WHAT DO YOU GOT IN THERE?

16. I NEED IT IN THIS COOLER.

17. MY SHOW'S ABOUT TO START.

18. YOU DON'T WANT TO HANG OUT, CARL?

19. LOOK AT WHAT I GOT HERE ON THE GRILL.

20. OH, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

21. THEY'RE T-BONES, CARL, HUH?

22. YEAH, THE "T" STANDS FOR "TOFU."

23. LOOK AT THAT CUT OF BEAN.

24. OK, HAVE A CRAPPY WEEKEND. HOPE YOUR HOUSE BURNS DOWN.

25. HEY, CARL, WAIT A MINUTE. HANG ON, DON'T GO. LOOK.

26. I GOT THE REAL MEAT RIGHT HERE.

27. RIGHT! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT THERE.

28. WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?

29. AT A FARM.

30. SHAKE, IT WOULD TAKE ALL DAY TO SMOKE SOMETHING THAT BIG.

31. SMOKE IT? WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING?

32. 'CAUSE I AIN'T SLOW-COOKING JACK.

33. WE'RE FLASH FRYING THIS MOTHER.

34. YEAH.

35. CARL, STAND BACK.

36. WHOA!

37. OH, IS THAT BATTER?

38. THAT'S BATTER.

39. CARL, TAKE IT UP.

40. WITH PLEASURE.

41. WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

42. YOU TAKE IT UP TOO HIGH,

43. HOW AM I GONNA INJECT THE CHEESE?

44. THE CHEESE?

45. OH, YES! WHAT IS THAT? CHEDDAR OR PEPPER JACK?

46. BOTH. YOU ARE THE MAN!

47. THERE'S PORK IN HERE, TOO.

48. SEE, I ROLLED IT IN RANCH DRESSING

49. AND THEN I FORCE-FED IT TO HER.

50. HOW DO YOU THINK SHE DIED— NATURAL CAUSES?

51. ALL RIGHT. THIS IS GONNA BE SO GOOD.

52. YECCH! WELL, YOU ALL GO ON AHEAD

53. AND HAVE YOUR LITTLE HEART ATTACK.

54. MEATWAD AND I ARE GONNA HAVE US A HEALTHY LABOR DAY,

55. AIN'T THAT RIGHT, MEATWAD?

56. YEAH, I'LL DO THAT WHEN I'M DEAD.

57. INJECT ME WITH SOME CHEESE.

58. SUBMERGE!

59. IT'S GONNA TAKE A MINUTE, CARL.

60. WE JUST GOTTA HOPE THAT THE BOWELS DON'T RELEASE

61. AFTER HITTING THE HOT OIL.

62. HEY, WHILE WE'RE WAITING,

63. DOES ANYBODY WANT TO THROW THE FRISBEE?

64. HERE. YEAH, GO LONG.

65. ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING LONG NOW.

66. LITTLE FURTHER. LITTLE FURTHER.

67. HOW FAR? OVER HERE?

68. LITTLE FURTHER. OK, WHOA.

69. ALL RIGHT, THIS IS IN THE STREET NOW.

70. HERE WE GO.

71. AW, SHOOT. ALMOST.

72. OH, CARL. I'LL GET THE LADDER.

73. SHE'S READY. QUICK, WIPE THE OIL OFF

74. BEFORE THE UDDER— UH, GREAT.

75. HEY, NO HARM, NO FOUL.

76. PLENTY OF COW LEFT.

77. SO, UH, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH ALL THAT OIL?

78. WELL, I GUESS, UH— GEE, WHAT WILL WE DO

79. WITH A VAT OF HOT OIL? I'M GONNA TIP IT OVER.

80. WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WE'RE NOT DOING THAT.

81. LOOK, RELAX.

82. I AM RESPECTFUL OF MY EARTH MOTHER.

83. NOW, LET'S TIP.

84. YOU'RE NOT DOING THAT, SHAKE.

85. LOOK, THAT OIL NEEDS TO BE DISPOSED OF PROPERLY.

86. YOU KNOW, THE RIVER IS OVER 2 MILES FROM HERE?

87. THE RIVER IS NOT WHERE IT GOES.

88. THEY HAVE SPECIAL PLACES THAT WILL TAKE THIS,

89. AND ONE OF THEM'S RIGHT DOWN THE STREET.

90. THANK YOU, STEPHANIE.

91. WHY DON'T YOU GO DO YOUR NAILS?

92. THE MEN ARE EATING.

93. SHAKE, I'VE GIVEN YOU A WEEK.

94. I'VE BEEN CALM, I'VE BEEN NICE,

95. I'VE BEEN COOL ABOUT THIS,

96. BUT I WANT THAT FRYER OUT OF THERE TODAY!

97. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

98. WELL, I'LL DO IT, BUT WAIT

99. TILL RAMPIN_UP_46 HEARS ABOUT THIS.

100. WHO'S THAT? HELLO?

101. THE CHAT ROOM? I HAVE A LIFE.

102.

103. HEY, CAN I HELP YOU?

104. YEAH, YOU CAN HELP ME

105. PULL THIS INTO YOUR YARD.

106. FRYLOCK DON'T WANT IT

107. IN OURS ANYMORE.

108. HEH HEH HEH, YEAH. NO, WE'RE NOT DOING THAT.

109. OH, CLEARLY WE WERE...

110. YOU SEE THAT LARGE, BULBOUS GUT YOU GOT?

111. IMAGINE IT ON THE INSIDE.

112. IT'S FILLED WITH

113. FLASH-FRIED COW AND CHEESE.

114. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!

115. I WILL HELP YOU

116. AND WE WILL TAKE IT TO A, YOU KNOW,

117. A PROPER RECYCLING FACILITY.

118. OK, YOU GOT THAT END? YEAH.

119. TIP IT OVER AND RUN LIKE HELL.

120. FRICKIN' ILLEGAL.

121.

122. HEY. HEY, WHERE ARE YOU?

123. HE DID IT!

124. OK, FINE. YEAH, RUN.

125. HEY, WHO'S GONNA ARREST ME, HUH?

126. THE FRIGGIN' TREES? HA HA HA! YEAH!

127. OH, GOD.

128.

129. WOW. SOMEBODY SHOULD REALLY GET THAT.

130. HMM. SOMEBODY.

131. YEAH. OH...

132. YEAH.

133. OH, I'LL GET IT. OH, YOU GOT IT. OK.

134. IT'S FOR YOU. WHAT IS THIS?

135. IT'S A SUMMONS, SHAKE.

136. I KNOW. I'M NOT DUMB.

137. CAN YOU READ IT TO ME, PLEASE?

138. I GUESS YOU DID DUMP THAT OIL

139. AFTER ALL, DIDN'T YOU?

140. YES, I TOOK CARE OF IT LIKE YOU TOLD ME TO.

141. IN THE WOODS!

142. HEY, COME ON, NOW. YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.

143. OH, YEAH, I DO,

144. BECAUSE THIS IS A TICKET FOR IT—

145. FROM THE WOODS!

146. FROM THE WOODS?

147. YEAH. FROM THE WOODS? WHAT THE HELL—

148. HEY, HAVE WE ALWAYS HAD THIS TREE OUT THERE?

149. YES.

150. I NEED TO BE MORE OBSERVANT.

151. MY WIFE'S ALWAYS ON MY BACK ABOUT IT.

152. WHO'S TALKING TO YOU? WILL YOU LET US TALK?

153. NOW, GET THE GASOLINE. IT'S BLOCKING THE YARD.

154. WELL, LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT ANOTHER SUMMONS, SHAKE,

155. AND THIS TIME

156. IT'S FOR SETTING THAT BIG TREE ON FIRE.

157. JUST INCREDIBLE, ISN'T IT?

158. I HAVE YET TO SEE A WELFARE CHECK,

159. BUT THIS IS MY SECOND SUMMONS IN 2 DAYS.

160. YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK, FRYLOCK.

161. OH, AND IT ALSO SAYS HERE

162. THAT YOU DIDN'T APPEAR

163. AT YOUR COURT DATE YESTERDAY—

164. IN THE WOODS.

165. COME ON. THEY GOT NOTHING ON ME.

166. WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO,

167. MARCH DOWN HERE AND GET ME OR SOMETHING?

168. UH, YES.

169. HEY, WHY IS IT GETTING SO DARK OUT?

170. OH, MY GOD.

171. OK, ME AND MY WIFE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE.

172. AAH! OOH!

173. NO-O-O! I'M TOO YOUNG! FRYLOCK!

174. HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIFE?

175. SHAKE, ARE YOU IN THERE?

176. WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO TO ME?

177. I WISH I COULD TELL YOU, SHAKE,

178. BUT I DON'T KNOW.

179. I DON'T CARE. IT'S GONNA BE FUN TO SEE.

180. I CAN'T GO TO THE BIG HOUSE.

181. I'M NOT FEELING TOO PRETTY.

182. THEY'LL TEAR ME UP ON THE INSIDE.

183. UM, HEY, IS THE DEFENDANT A JUVENILE?

184. DADDY! DADDY,

185. YOU'RE BACK FROM YOUR BUSINESS TRIP.

186. AND YOU'RE SOBER! SHAKE.

187. MOMMY MOVED TO THE CITY

188. WITH MOMMY'S FRIEND JERRY,

189. AND HE TRIED TO HIT ME, DADDY.

190. NOT LIKE YOU DO.

191. IN AN EXTRA MEAN WAY.

192. HOW OLD IS THE DEFENDANT?

193. HE'S, UH, 21.

194. 21? 18.

195. HOW ABOUT 18?

196. 18?

197. NO, WAIT. 16.

198. UM, I THINK HE'S 16, OK?

199. WE SHALL FIND HIS AGE. CUT HIM IN HALF.

200. COUNT HIS RINGS.

201. OK! I'M AN ADULT, OK? IT'S FINE.

202. CAN I GET YOU TO SIGN THIS SHEET?

203. SIGN IT?

204. THE SHEET'S ALREADY FULL...

205. OF HAIR.

206. ALL RIGHT. I'LL GET ANOTHER ONE.

207. OH, YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO THIS. DON'T! DON'T! DON'T!

208. DON'T DO IT! NO! NO! OH, GOD!

209. THAT HURTS SO BAD.

210. HERE. SIGN THIS SHEET.

211. ANYWHERE OR—

212. NOT ON THE HAIR.

213. LOOK AT ME! THEY'VE BEEN USING ME

214. AS A POST-IT NOTE!

215. FRYLOCK, YOU GOT TO GET ME OUT OF HERE.

216. GET US BOTH OUT OF HERE! COME ON!

217. WOOD COURT IS NOW IN SESSION.

218. IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A LAWYER,

219. THIS SHRUB WILL BE APPOINTED FOR YOU.

220. GUILTY! GUILTY! MY CLIENTS PLEAD GUILTY!

221. SHUT UP! HE'S MY LAWYER.

222. FRYLOCK, HELP. YOU—YOU GOTTA HELP ME.

223. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

224. I WANT YOU TO TELL ME THE TRUTH, THOUGH.

225. DID YOU DO THIS?

226. FRYLOCK, COME ON. YOU KNOW ME.

227. HOW LONG HAVE WE KNOWN EACH OTHER?

228. YOU DID IT.

229. OF COURSE, BUT LISTEN, THE POINT IS

230. THAT THEY DON'T KNOW THAT.

231. THEY CAN'T PROVE IT. THEY'RE FRIGGIN' TREES!

232. PLEASE NOTE EXHIBIT "A" ON THE WOODEN VIDEO.

233. YOU WILL CLEARLY SEE THE ACCUSED

234. DUMPING THE OIL.

235. OH! LOOK AT THAT!

236. LISTEN, FRYLOCK, I'M TELLING YOU,

237. THAT'S NOT ME IN THAT VIDEO—

238. 'CAUSE THAT'S NOTHING!

239. THERE'S NOTHING UP THERE!

240. WHAT THE HELL IS— THIS IS BARK!

241. SILENCE! EXHIBIT "B."

242. ADVANCE THE WOODEN VIDEO

243. TO THE ACCUSED SETTING FIRE TO BIG RALPH.

244. GUILTY AS SIN! GUILTY!

245. HIS NAME WAS RALPH?

246. SHUT UP, SHAKE.

247. IF IT WOULD PLEASE THE COURT,

248. MY CLIENT WOULD LIKE TO—

249. HE'S GUILTY!

250. TO—OH, MAN. WHAT IS THAT CALLED?

251. YOU'RE GUILTY. HE'S GUILTY.

252. JUST SAY YOU'RE GUILTY.

253. NO. NO, NOT THAT. NOT THAT.

254. UH, WHAT DO YOU— SOMETHING ELSE.

255. OH, IT'S, UH, GO TO TREE JAIL?

256. TREE JAIL. TREE JAIL.

257. NO, NO. NOT THAT.

258. LOOK, WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN HE—

259. WHEN HE WANTS TO GET OUT OF THIS?

260. OH, THAT'S THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH.

261. YEAH, EVISCERATION BY

262. A THOUSAND BRANCHES OF A MIGHTY OAK.

263. GUILTY. GUILTY.

264. OK, OK. CAN I HAVE ONE— WAIT, HOW—CAN WE DO,

265. LIKE, A CONFERENCE OR SOMETHING?

266. I THINK WE NEED TO HIRE ANOTHER LAWYER HERE.

267. TYPICAL. FILTHY HUMANS.

268. YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR US TREES.

269. HE RIPPED MY ARMS OFF.

270. SHUT UP. I DIDN'T RIP THEM.

271. SHAKE, YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE.

272. GO BACK TO YOUR STRIP MALLS...

273. WHERE VALUES ARE KING.

274. LOOK, OK, HOW DO I JUST SAY,

275. LIKE, THEY DID IT, BUT THEY'RE SORRY?

276. UM, HANG ON.

277. HAVE YOU EVER DONE IT BEFORE?

278. I DON'T KNOW.

279. I'VE BEEN ON THE BENCH FOR 100 YEARS.

280. I'M NOT GONNA LOOK STUPID HERE, RAY.

281. I KNOW. WE KNOW YOU'VE BEEN THERE 100 YEARS.

282. WE ALL KNOW THAT.

283. WELL, LOOK IT UP.

284. UH, LIKE, NO. YOU LOOK IT UP.

285. YOU GO GET THE BOOK.

286. I'M TIRED OF GETTING THE BOOK.

287. BOOKS—I ALWAYS,

288. I ALWAYS HAVE TO GET IT.

289. OK, UM... WE DON'T KNOW.

290. WE'RE TREES.

291. UH, W-WAIT, HOLD—

292. DID HE SAY THAT, LIKE, HE DID IT?

293. YOU DID SAY THAT THEY DID IT?

294. THEY'RE SORRY, BUT THEY DID IT?

295. YE—NO.

296. YOU SAID THEY DID IT.

297. NOT EXACTLY.

298. COURT STENOGRAPHER,

299. PLEASE READ THE MINUTES BACK TO ME.

300. OH, I'M—SO I'M NOW THE STENOGRAPHER.

301. WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN? ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON.

302. I'LL PLAY IT LIKE I AM. HOLD ON. COME HERE.

303. NO NEED TO TEAR IT OFF TO READ IT. AAH!

304. ALL RIGHT. OH, HANG ON. I THINK IT'S ON THE FRONT.

305. WOULD YOU CHECK—

306. CHECK IT AGAIN, BEFORE YOU—AAH!

307. OH, WAIT. IT WAS ON THE BACK.

308. OH, DON'T DO—AAH!

309. OH, HERE WE ARE.

310. I DIDN'T WRITE ANYTHING DOWN.

311. I JUST DREW SOME STUFF.

312. LOOK, OK? OK, I FOUND THE BOOK, OK?

313. AND IT SAYS RIGHT HERE ON PAGE 53—

314. PAPER! MADE FROM TREES!

315. UH-OH.

316. SEIZE HIM! SEIZE HIM!

317.

318. COME ON, LET'S GO!

319. MIGHTY GREEDY THERE, MATLOCK.

320. NICE OF YOU TO WAIT UNTIL NOW TO DO THAT.

321. YOU KNOW, YOU'RE LUCKY TREES ARE SO STUPID.

322. YOU'RE BOTH GUILTY AS HELL. YOU KNOW THAT, DON'T YOU?

323. FRYLOCK, THAT WAS NEVER PROVEN

324. IN THE WOOD COURT.

325. WE ARE GONNA FIND THE REAL PERSON WHO DID THIS.

326. AND, UH, I AM ON A QUEST

327. TO FIND THE PERSON THAT DID—

328. HEY! HEY! HEY, YO! YO, HEY!

329. WHOA! WHAT, ARE YOU EYE-BALLIN' THIS?

330. I SAID I WANT IT LEVEL. I DON'T WANT A RAMP.

331. GET WORKING, TURKEY. COME ON.

332. AND LEVEL. LEVEL!

333. WHO'S PAYING FOR ALL THIS?

334. GET IN THE CLOSET. HIT THE LIGHTS.

335. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

336. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—