Aqua Teen Hunger Force 2x12

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Frylock's new invention inadvertently destroys Carl's body leaving only an infuriated head. Frylock decides to rebuild Carl's body by any means necessary which includes grave robbing and robot building.

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER HOME VIDEO

3. GENTLEMEN, YOU HAVE REACHED DR. WEIRD'S RESIDENCE.

4. NOW, SPEAK AT THE TONE!

6. HELLO, DR. WIRE— WIRED—W-WEIRD.

7. STEVE, SEND THE PHONE SPIDERS.

8. WITH CHAUNA CONSTRUCTION COMPANY.

9. WITH SPRING HERE,

10. WE THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN A NEW DECK.

11. AAH! SPIDERS! GET THEM OFF!

12. I GUESS WE'RE NOT INTERESTED.

13.

14. AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE.

15. NUMBER ONE IN THE 'HOOD, G.

16.

17. [KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK]

18. CARL?

19. [KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK]

20. CARL?

21. [KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK]

22. YO, CARL. OPEN THE DOOR.

23. DAMN IT!

24. I GOT A GIFT FOR YOU.

25. GO AWAY. GO AWAY.

26. I'M SO TIRED OF THIS.

27. FRIGGIN' GO AWAY, YOU FREAK.

28. CARL, DID YOU LOSE SOMETHING BEHIND THE COUCH?

29. YEAH, I DID. I LOST PEACE AND QUIET.

30. WHAT DO YOU NEED? WHAT DO YOU WANT?

31. CAN I NOT JUST LIVE HERE

32. WITHOUT HAVING TO OCCASIONALLY DEAL WITH YOU ANIMALS?

33. WELL, YEAH. IT'S YOUR HOUSE.

34. THAT'S RIGHT, IT IS.

35. AND LOOK WHAT I JUST ADDED TO IT.

36.

37. OH, NICE, A CRAPPER.

38. THAT'S NO ORDINARY TOILET, CARL.

39. THAT TOILET IS ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY.

40. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WATER IS USED UP

41. EVERY TIME YOU FLUSH THE TOILET?

42. I GIVE. WHAT?

43. 3 GALLONS.

44. WOW. WHAT A WASTE. THE POOR CHILDREN.

45. THIS ONE USES HIGHLY COMPRESSED AIR,

46. CREATING A SUPER VACUUM

47. WHICH COMPLETELY OBLITERATES ALL WASTE UPON IMPACT.

48. OH, GOODY!

49. SO I SHOULD JUST SORT OF LET THE NEIGHBORS KNOW

50. THAT I'M GONNA BE KIND OF, YOU KNOW, EXPOSING MYSELF

51. 4 TO 5 TIMES A DAY, DEPENDING ON WHAT I EAT?

52. MAYBE WE COULD SELL SOME TICKETS.

53. "COME BY AND TAKE PICTURES.

54. THIS WHERE I DO MY BUSINESS FROM NOW ON."

55. NO, NO, NO. THIS IS THE BEST PART, CARL.

56. PRESS THIS BUTTON,

57. AND AN INFRARED PRIVACY CURTAIN IS ACTIVATED,

58. RENDERING YOU VIRTUALLY INVISIBLE.

59. OH. OK. SO, YOU KNOW,

60. IT'S SORT OF LIKE THAT MOVIE PREDATOR.

61. ONLY INSTEAD OF HUNTING PEOPLE, HE'S, LIKE, CRAPPING.

62. OR THE HOLLOW MAN. I MEAN,

63. YOU CHOOSE YOUR SCIENCE-FICTION FANTASY.

64. YOU'LL BE LIVING IT

65. EVERY TIME YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM.

66. GO AHEAD. TRY IT OUT.

67. I DON'T NEED TO GO RIGHT NOW.

68. OH. THAT'S COOL. I MEAN, I'LL WAIT.

69. NO, YOU WON'T.

70. OH, I GET IT. YOU WANT TO BE ALONE

71. WHEN YOU GO TO THE—

72. OH, CARL, BY THE WAY, WE ALSO MADE YOU

73. A LITTLE CARE PACKAGE FOR YOUR NEW ADVENTURE.

74. OH, BOY! FIBER TABLETS! YUM, YUM!

75. OH, YEAH. DIP THEM IN THE STOOL SOFTENER.

76. I MEAN, IT— IT'S DELICIOUS.

77. THERE'S ESPRESSO THERE, TOO, IF YOU—

78. LEAVE!

79. HEY. DID HE DO NUMBER TWO YET?

80. DAMN! HE DRANK ALL THE COFFEE AND HALF OF THOSE TABLETS,

81. AND HE STILL HASN'T GONE.

82. SHOOT. THAT BOY'S GONNA POOP HIMSELF INSIDE-OUT.

83. HE'S GONNA LIFT RIGHT OFF THE GROUND.

84. IT'S GONNA BE LIKE THE HULK,

85. JUST RIPPING OUT THE BACK OF HIS PANTS.

86. SHUT UP, MEATWAD.

87. OK.

88. BUT IT'S GONNA SMELL LIKE A PAPER MILL.

89. YOU KNOW THAT, DON'T YOU?

90. WHY ARE WE DOING THIS? THIS SEEMS SICK.

91. WELL, THE SUPER TOILET NEEDS TO BE TESTED ON HUMANS

92. BEFORE I CAN ACTUALLY APPLY FOR A PATENT.

93. WELL, HE AIN'T GONNA POOP IN THE YARD.

94. I MEAN, HE'LL GO INSIDE TO DO THAT.

95. NOT IF HIS DOOR'S LOCKED.

96. HEY! GOD! I GOT TO GO.

97. I JUST CAN'T GO, YOU KNOW, WHEN PEOPLE WATCH ME.

98. WE DON'T NEED A TOILET!

99. THE PILE OF CLOTHES IN THE HALLWAY

100. HAS WORKED FINE FOR US FOR YEARS,

101. AND IT WILL CONTINUE TO WORK!

102. I DON'T KNOW WHOSE CLOTHES THAT IS.

103. SOMEBODY AIN'T WEARING THAT AGAIN.

104. I CAN TELL YOU THAT.

105. WHERE'S THE INVISIBLE THING? AH, SCREW IT!

106. I GOT TO DO THIS.

107. OH, OH, SHUT UP. HE'S ABOUT TO SIT DOWN.

108. LET ME SEE! LET ME SEE! I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT!

109. NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THAT!

110. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, KILL ME?

111. I THOUGHT YOU WAS GONNA MAKE HIM INVISIBLE

112. WHEN HE DOES THAT.

113. HELL, NO! I CAN'T AFFORD TO DO THAT.

114. THAT HAS BEEN BURNED INTO MY RETINAS.

115. LOOK. WE'LL BE COOL

116. AS LONG AS THE POLICE DON'T DRIVE BY.

117.

118. PUT DOWN THE PHONE, SHAKE.

119. WHAT? I WAS CLEANING. THE DIAL IS VERY DIRTY.

120. LOOK AT THEM BRAS. HA HA HA! YEAH.

121.

122. MAN, I AIN'T TRYING TO WATCH CARL TAKE NO CRIZNAP, BABY.

123. HE'S JUST SITTING THERE READING WITH HIS PANTS DOWN.

124. NAKED, I MIGHT ADD.

125. AND FOR GOD'S SAKE,

126. BURN THOSE MOLES OFF, WILL YOU?

127. DO YOU REALIZE THAT EVERY TIME SOMEONE FLUSH—

128. YES. I KNOW. 3 GALLONS! 3 GALLONS!

129. HOOPTY-DAMN-DOO!

130. HOOPTY-DAMN-DOO-DOO.

131. SHUT UP. I SAID THAT FIRST,

132. AND YOU COPIED ME.

133. YOU DID NOT. I DID, TOO.

134. DO. TOO DOO. SEE? I DID IT AGAIN.

135. I'M PRETTY GOOD.

136. SHUT UP. YOU'RE RUINING MY MOMENT.

137. YEAH. YOUR MOMENT. HIS MOVEMENT.

138. I GOT A BOOK COMING OUT.

139. OK. THAT WASN'T TOO BAD.

140. WHERE'S THE FRIGGIN' FLUSH ON THIS THING?

141. WHOA! OH, GOD!

142. OH, DIZAMN!

143. UH...

144. GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY.

145. WE CAN REBUILD HIM.

146. AND THERE YOU GO, CARL.

147. YOU MAY FEEL A LITTLE STIFFNESS TOMORROW,

148. BUT THAT WILL BE NATURAL.

149. HEY. JUST WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT—

150. CAN I USE YOUR POOL?

151. YES, MEATWAD, YOU MAY.

152. OK. THANK YOU.

153. SO THERE'S THE HEAD.

154. MEATWAD, I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR THAT THING.

155. AW, DON'T ACT LIKE IT'S YOURS.

156. IT'S CARL'S HEAD, AND HE BEEN USING IT

157. TO TELL ME I CAN GO SWIMMING AND, UH—

158. HEY. CAN I DRINK SOME BEER?

159. HELP YOURSELF. IT'S IN THE BACK.

160. AND DRINK HIS BEER.

161. YOU KNOW WHAT, CARL? I THANK YOU,

162. AND I WILL TAKE YOU UP ON YOUR GENEROUS OFFER

163. AND HAVE SOME OF YOUR BEER.

164. SHAKE CAN'T HAVE ANY.

165. YOU TELL HIM, CARL.

166. LOOK. THIS HEAD CAN'T STAY UNATTACHED

167. FROM CARL'S BODY FOR TOO LONG.

168. LOOK. HE'S ATTACHED.

169. IT AIN'T GOING NOWHERE. IT'S BUNGEED TO THE TREE.

170. SHUT THE UP, SHAKE. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

171.

172. WHAT'S THIS THING HERE?

173. I'M KEEPING HIS HEAD ALIVE WITH ELECTRICAL IMPULSES,

174. AND THE COMPUTER IS ABLE TO TRANSLATE

175. HIS BRAIN OUTPUT INTO TEXT.

176. REALLY? OH. IS THAT AN "F"? HE'S DROPPING F-BOMBS OVER HERE!

177. DON'T—DON'T LOOK OVER HERE, MEATWAD.

178. THESE ARE JUST WORDS YOU DON'T NEED TO LEARN.

179. I'M GONNA START DROPPING F-BOMBS.

180. LISTEN TO THIS. FART YOU, FARTHEAD.

181. THAT'S NOT HOW F-BOMBS ARE DROPPED, YOU IDJIT!

182. OH, COME ON, SHAKE.

183. OH, THE FART IT IS, FARTER.

184. FART ALL Y'ALL. Y'ALL GO FART YOURSELF.

185. HEY, CHIEF, WHERE DO YOU WANT THIS?

186. YOU DROVE THAT THING THROUGH TOWN?

187. IT'S COOL. I STAYED ON THE SHOULDER THE WHOLE WAY.

188. WELL, AT LEAST BRING IT THROUGH THE BACK. DAMN!

189. YEAH. YOU HEARD HIM.

190. BRING IT THROUGH THE FARTING BACK!

191. DAMN IT, SHAKE!

192. YOU SAID THE BACK. WHAT IS THIS, THE FRONT NOW?

193. ALL THE NERVES ARE CONNECTED. I THINK WE'RE READY.

194. CARL, CAN YOU HEAR ME?

195. WH-WH-WHAT HAPPENED THERE?

196. WHAT? WELL, WE DON'T KNOW.

197. WE'RE JUST GLAD YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.

198. I MEAN, YOU DON'T REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED, DO YOU?

199. I REMEMBER SOME THINGS.

200. I'M JUST NOT TOO CLEAR ON BEING SO OLD AND BLACK.

201. WHY AM I BLACK, AND WHERE DID I GET THIS SUIT?

202. IT'S RIDICULOUS.

203. THIS IS NOT A TIME FOR YOU TO BE PICKY, CARL.

204. THAT'S ALL YOU CAN GET WHEN YOU GO TO THE WEST END.

205. GET IT OFF! RIP IT OFF! WHAT AM I DOING? OH, GOD!

206. OH, NO. THE BODY'S REJECTING THE HEAD!

207. OH, YOU THINK?

208. GET IT OFF ME!

209. HANG ON.

210. UNH!

211. SO, DID IT WORK?

212. OF COURSE IT WORKED.

213. NO, IT DIDN'T.

214. OF COURSE IT WORKED NOT AT ALL,

215. WHICH IS WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY

216. BEFORE I WAS SO RUDELY INTERRUPTED.

217. TAKE THIS BODY BACK AND NOT THROUGH TOWN.

218. MAIL CALL!

219. FRYLOCK, LETTER FOR YOU.

220. MEATWAD, GET A LIFE.

221. THE REST FOR ME.

222. OH, GOOD. THE PASSAIC ORGAN BANK.

223. OH, YEAH. I DEALT WITH THESE YACKOS DIRECTLY.

224. "DR. FRYLOCK, WHILE WE APPRECIATE YOUR INTEREST

225. "IN BODY CONSTRUCTION RESEARCH,

226. "WE CANNOT LEGALLY SEND YOU A QUOTE UNQUOTE

227. BUTTLOAD OF ORGANS

228. REGARDLESS ON WHETHER WE PLAN ON USING THEM."

229. I DIDN'T SAY "BUTTLOAD." I SAID, "ASSLOAD." BUREAUCRATS.

230. TO THINK I WAS POLITE WITH THESE PEOPLE.

231. THAT'S THE WORST PART.

232. WHAT'S THAT BIG OLD BOX OUTSIDE?

233. YES! SOMEONE DID RESPOND.

234. EWW. IT'S SOGGY. WHERE THE FART IS IT FROM?

235. WEGOTUSSOMEMEDICALWASTE.COM.

236. YOU CALL THIS ORGANIC?

237. WELL, YOU LOOK IN THE BOX. ALL THEY SENT WERE EYEBALLS.

238. I'M NOT GOING NEAR THAT BOX.

239. LET'S JUST SEE IF IT WORKS.

240. WAIT A MINUTE. BEFORE YOU TURN HIM ON,

241. DO YOU THINK HE'LL BE ABLE TO SEE US?

242. IN WAYS YOU CAN ONLY IMAGINE.

243. BUT LOOK, I MEAN, IS HE GONNA BE ABLE TO CHASE US?

244. 'CAUSE IF I WOKE UP LOOKING LIKE THAT,

245. I WOULD JUST RUN TOWARDS

246. THE NEAREST LIVING THING AND KILL IT.

247. HEY, Y'ALL. CHECK ME OUT. I'M SHAUN CASSIDY.

248. PUT THOSE BACK. THEY'RE NOT FOR YOU.

249. YEAH. THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

250. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

251. WHEN HE WAS A HARDY BOY,

252. AND, YOU KNOW, THEY WAS PRIVATE EYES.

253. PLUS HE HAD, LIKE, 10 EYES IN HIS HEAD.

254. OK. I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU.

255. HELLO. IS ANYONE HERE?

256. WHY DO MY KNEES FEEL LIKE THEY WANT TO TEAR UP?

257. CARL. IT WORKS.

258. WHAT WORKS?

259. ALL OF THEM. LOOK.

260. GET IT WHEN I SAY LOOK? HA HA HA!

261. YEAH, YEAH. JUST WALK OVER HERE, CARL.

262. LET'S SEE IF YOUR LEGS WORK.

263. YOU GOT TO STUDY ME LIKE A PUPIL!

264. LIKE A PUPIL. HA HA HA!

265. OK. HANG ON A SEC.

266. AAH! OH, THAT HURTS SO BAD!

267. OH. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT, CARL.

268. RIGHT NOW, YOUR FEET ARE MADE OF EYEBALLS,

269. BUT THEY'LL TOUGHEN UP OVER TIME.

270. MAY I SEE A MIRROR, PLEASE?

271. ALL RIGHT. HERE YOU GO, SHAUN CASSIDY.

272. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

273. OH, HO! GROSS!

274. WHAT ARE YOU, AN IDIOT?

275. YOU NEVER HEARD OF SHAUN CASSIDY?

276. SO, UH, THAT EXPLAINS THE BREEZE

277. I'VE BEEN FEELING IN MY THIGHS.

278. WELL, WE'LL CRAFT SOME SYNTHETIC LIDS,

279. AND THEN YOU'LL BE ABLE

280. TO WALK AROUND NORMALLY.

281. OH. WHY DO THAT?

282. WHY DON'T WE JUST BLOW MY BRAINS OUT NOW

283. AND SAVE YOURSELF SOME TIME?

284. LOOK. CARL. THIS IS GONNA HURT,

285. BUT TRY TO TAKE ANOTHER STEP TOWARDS ME, OK?

286. OH, BELIEVE ME. I WILL. I'M COMING FOR YOU!

287. AAH! AAH! AAH!

288. GIVE ME A HUG, FRYMAN.

289. THAT'S KIND OF TIGHT.

290. I'M GONNA HUG THE BREATH RIGHT OUT OF YOU!

291. MEATWAD, UNPLUG HIM.

292. AAH!

293. OK. PLAN "C."

294. I GIVE YOU THE ULTIMATE IN MILITARY HARDWARE,

295. COMPLETE WITH LASER CANNON,

296. INDESTRUCTIBLE TITANIUM EXOSKELETON,

297. AND MOTION-ACTIVATED PLASMA-PULSE RIFLES.

298. AND YOU'RE GONNA PLUG HIM IN?

299. YOU'RE RIGHT. DAMN. WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING?

300. FUDGE.

301. THAT'S NOT AN F-BOMB.

302. FUDGE YOU.

303. TURN IT LEFT. TURN IT LEFT.

304. I KEEP HITTING THE SAME SPOT.

305. LOOK. YOU'RE GONNA BREAK MY FRIGGIN' NOSE.

306. OH, SORRY, CARL. I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN THE HANG OF IT.

307. JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN THING!

308. HERE. THIS LITTLE STEERING WHEEL

309. MAKES IT GO LEFT AND RIGHT,

310. AND THIS SWITCH HERE IS POWER.

311. WHICH BUTTON SORT OF TURNS ME TO THE LAWYER

312. AND MAKES ME SUE THE HELL OUT OF YOU?

313. ALL RIGHT. EASY, CARL, NOW.

314. DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO SHUT THE POWER OFF.

315. D-D-D-D-D-DON'T DO THAT.

316. JUST SORT OF PUT IT ON MY CHIN.

317. I'LL, UH, FRIGGIN' STEER IT WITH MY TONGUE.

318. THAT MAY NOT WORK.

319. LET'S JUST, UH, GET MEATWAD TO DRIVE YOU HOME.

320. MEATWAD!

321. GET HIM OFF ME, PLEASE!

322. YES? I DIDN'T MEAN IT!

323. EVERYTHING I SAY TO YOU, I MEAN ABOUT MYSELF!

324. SHUT UP, BOY. I'LL MAKE IT WORSE.

325. NOT IN THE HOUSE.

326. N-N-N-NO! I NEED TO LIVE!

327. ZONE IN TARGET.

328. Computer voice: TARGET LOCKED IN.

329. GOT HIM. FUDGE YOU, BUTTHOLE!

330. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER HOME VIDEO

331. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—