Aqua Teen Hunger Force 2x11

Directed by

Andy Merrill as Rice Henchmen (voice)

Emory and Oglethorpe pay the Aqua Teens another visit, only this time they decide to steal their cable using the Fargate, and control what they're watching using the Universal Remonster.

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

2. SHEESH.

3. YOU CALL THIS A VACATION?

4. NO. I CALL IT...

5. TACO ISLAND!

6. AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE.

7. NUMBER ONE IN THE 'HOOD, G.

8. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, BITCH?

9. PIECE OF CRAP CABLE.

10. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

11. MAINTENANCE. SHUT UP.

12. NO, NO, NO. DON'T SHAKE IT UP.

13. LIKE THE SNOW SETTLE.

14. THAT WAY, YOU CAN SEE THE LITTLE SAN FRANCISCO IN THERE.

15. OH, COME HERE.

16. LET'S SEE IF WE CAN SEE IT TOGETHER.

17. OK. OW! HA!

18. IT'S NOT A SNOW GLOBE, YOU IGNORAMUS!

19. HOW MANY TVs HAVE YOU BROKEN THIS YEAR?

20. A LOT MORE THAN YOU HAVE.

21. I'M TEACHING THIS OBJECT A LESSON.

22. IF IT DOESN'T WANT TO GET HIT ANYMORE,

23. IT'LL STRAIGHTEN UP AND FLY RIGHT.

24. ISN'T THAT RIGHT?

25. THAT'S ODD.

26. THE CONNECTION ON THE CABLE FEELS FINE.

27. OF COURSE IT DOES

28. BECAUSE IT'S TRYING TO TRICK YOU.

29. YOU'RE FALLING FOR IT, BUT NOT ME.

30. LOOK AT IT. IT'S LAUGHING AT US.

31. IT IS LAUGHING AT ME.

32. LET'S SEE HOW FUNNY IT IS WHEN I DO THIS.

33.

34. THERE SHE GOES.

35. SEE? IT JUST NEEDED A GOOD ASS-WHUPPING.

36. WE HAVE SUCCESSFULLY TRAVELED EONS

37. ACROSS BOTH SPACE AND TIME THROUGH THE FARGATE...

38. TO GET FREE CABLE.

39. I THINK IT'S A STARGATE.

40. IT'S THE FARGATE. "F."

41. IT'S DIFFERENT FROM THAT MOVIE, WHICH I HAVE NEVER SEEN,

42. SO HOW WOULD I COPY IT?

43. CHILL, MAN. IT'S ALL RIGHT.

44. LET'S JUST TURN IT ON.

45. I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT WE ARE CLEAR

46. IT'S THE FARGATE.

47. GOES FAR, GET IT?

48. AND THERE IS JUST NO WAY IT CAME FROM THAT MOVIE

49. OR THAT SYNDICATED SERIES BASED ON THE MOVIE.

50. BUT IT SURE WAS A GOOD MOVIE.

51. JA. YES, IT WAS. TURN ON THE TV.

52. MAYBE IT'S ON.

53. I DON'T HAVE CLEARANCE FOR THAT.

54. YES. ONLY THE INNER CIRCLE

55. OF HIGH-RANKING DIPLOMATS

56. WITH THE SECURITY CLEARANCE

57. GET TO WATCH THE BIG TV.

58. YOU LOOK AWAY.

59. RETINAL SCAN ON.

60. AAH! IT'S— DAMN IT!

61. WRONG LASER! WRONG LASER!

62. WHY DIDN'T YOU LABEL THEM?

63. WELL, YOU SAID DON'T LABEL THEM

64. BECAUSE IT WAS TOP SECRET

65. AND NO ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW.

66. WELL, NOW YOU LABEL THEM.

67. WHERE ARE MY EYES?

68. I GOT 'EM.

69. ALL RIGHT. IT WORKED.

70. OF COURSE IT WORKED,

71. AND IT'S FREE.

72. NOW LET'S HAVE SOME FUN WATCHING IT.

73. DESCRIBE TO ME THE ACTION.

74. DOES IT EXCITE YOUR EMOTIONS?

75. IS IT FUNNY OR IS IT SAD?

76. IT'S FUNNY... IF YOU LIKE PUBLIC TELEVISION.

77. PUBLIC? NO! PUT MY EYES IN

78. SO THAT I MIGHT FURROW MY BROW

79. UND EXPRESS THE ANGER

80. THAT I AM FEELING.

81. NOW CHANGE UND CHANNEL.

82. WELL, THAT'S, LIKE, THE ONE THING WE CAN'T DO,

83. BUT IT'S FREE, AND THAT'S COOL, RIGHT?

84. GET ME THE UNIVERSAL REMONSTER.

85. UM... WE'RE STILL, UH... SHOOT.

86. WE'RE STILL BETA-TESTING THAT.

87. WHAT YOU'RE TESTING IS ME AND MY PATIENCE.

88. GET HIM OUT HERE NOW.

89. IS THIS WHAT YOU CALL A REMONSTER?

90. WHERE ARE HIS CLAWS UND HIS FANGS?

91. HE MUST HAVE GIANT FEET AND THIRST FOR BLOOD,

92. AND NOW YOU'VE RUINED MY VISION!

93. YEAH. WHAT IF WE JUST, UH—

94. WHAT IF WE JUST CALLED HIM THE UNIVERSAL REMOBOT?

95. I MEAN, HE IS A ROBOT.

96. BUT THE REMONSTER IS HIS NAME. IT'S BRANDING.

97. THIS WHOLE MONSTER THING KIND OF FEELS

98. A LITTLE TACKED ON, ACTUALLY.

99. I MEAN, THE T-SHIRTS SAY, "UNIVERSAL REMONSTER,"

100. NOT "UNIVERSAL PIECE OF CRAP," LIKE YOU'D SAY.

101. OH, WOW. YOU MADE T-SHIRTS. THAT'S COOL.

102. JA. LET ME GO GET YOU ONE.

103. WOW. IS THAT A POWERPUFF GIRL OR SOMETHING?

104. NO. CAN YOU NOT SEE SHE HAS A MOHAWK

105. AND WHEELCHAIR?

106. WE ARE NOT GETTING SUED.

107. WHERE'S THE UNIVERSAL REMONSTER?

108. I WANT HIM TO HAVE A BABY TEE AND A VISOR.

109. OH, MAN.

110. I THINK HE WENT THROUGH THE STARGATE.

111. IT IS A FARGATE!

112. FROM THE MAKERS OF "FINDEPENDENCE DAY."

113. WE WILL GIVE IT THE MOHAWK AND THE WHEELCHAIR

114. IF YOU NEED HELP,

115. UND TELL THE REMONSTER TO DO OUR BIDDING.

116. WELL, HE'S, UM— HE'S GONE.

117. DO OUR BIDDING, LITTLE REMONSTER!

118. HELLO?

119. EVERYTHING, THIS IS ALL DIGITAL.

120. OK.

121. RIGHT.

122. OVER HERE?

123. UH-UH. THAT'S YOUR RIGHT.

124. OH, DAMN IT. OK.

125. WHAT ABOUT HERE?

126. HEY, YOU GOT IT RIGHT.

127. ALL RIGHT. GOODY.

128. OK, MEATWAD, THAT'S GOOD.

129. I NEVER GET TIRED OF HEARING THAT.

130. NOW, WHAT'S THIS OVER HERE?

131. THAT'S YOUR CHAIR.

132. NO. I MEAN, IT IS LEFT, OR IS IT RIGHT?

133. WELL, IT'S A CHAIR,

134. AND IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE.

135. THINK BACK TO YOUR SONG. THE SONG, REMEMBER?

136. WHAT SONG?

137. WHAT THE HELL?

138. OH, OH. WATCH THIS. DAWN IS ABOUT TO TELL CARLOS

139. SHE GOT BREAST CANCER.

140. HANG ON. OH, OH. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WATCH THIS.

141. HE NEEDS THIS FOR THE CHAMPION—

142. WAIT. THIS IS BOWLING. DON'T WATCH THIS.

143. WHAT? WHY DOES IT KEEP CHANGING CHANNELS?

144. IT DON'T MATTER. I WATCH ANYTHING THAT'S ON NOW.

145. OH, WAIT. LOOK AT THIS HERE.

146. THIS DUDE IS GONNA SQUEEZE THAT BOY

147. TILL BLOOD COMES OUT HIS EYES.

148. OH, DUDE, YOU SEE THAT?

149. THAT'S A MATURE SITUATION.

150. WELL, YOU AIN'T WATCHING THIS.

151. W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GO BACK.

152. YEAH! AND TURN IT UP, TOO, ALL THE WAY.

153. ALL RIGHT. THERE YOU GO.

154. WELL, I DIDN'T DO IT.

155. THEN STOP TAKING CREDIT FOR IT.

156. LET ME JUST TEST SOMETHING.

157. HEY! WHOA! WHOA!

158. ALL RIGHT. GOOD TO GO.

159. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WILL YOU KNOCK IT OFF?

160. THERE WE GO.

161. YOU ARE NOT TO TOUCH ANY BUTTON ON THAT EVER AGAIN.

162. YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT. YOU GO OVER THERE.

163. DON'T TOUCH THAT PLUG!

164. WHAT AM I, A MIRAGE?

165. HEY, WHAT'S THAT THING?

166. SO YOU'VE BEEN CONTROLLING THE TV.

167. YES, BECAUSE HE'S GOT GOOD TASTE.

168. AND HE'S A CUTIE, TOO.

169. NOW YOU'RE GONNA GO BACK TO 37, RIGHT?

170. BECAUSE THEY GOT THE ALL-DAY BLOOD BUFFET GOING ON.

171. I DON'T THINK MEATWAD NEEDS TO BE WATCHING THAT.

172. WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING? BABIES AREN'T SCARED OF THIS.

173. BRING ME A BABY. I'LL PROVE IT.

174. EMORY? ARE YOU THERE, EMORY?

175. I'M RIGHT HERE. OH, NEIN!

176. DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT.

177. I THOUGHT YOU WERE A MONSTER ON THE TV.

178. WHY ARE WE WATCHING THIS?

179. WELL, THE UNIVERSAL REMONSTER

180. PROBABLY PICKED IT OUT.

181. HE'S INTO STUFF LIKE THIS.

182. HE'S NOT A MONSTER, BECAUSE MONSTERS ARE SCARY,

183. WITH CLAWS AND ANGRY FEET,

184. BECAUSE SOMEONE WAS TOO CHEAP TO GET THEM FOR HIM.

185. OH. SO—SO YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ME.

186. NEIN. I'M TALKING ABOUT THE THING IN THE ATTIC

187. THAT IS STALKING ME.

188. PLEASE, WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH US?

189. AH, YEAH.

190. LET'S LET THE CHAIR DO THE WORK.

191. LOOK, SHAKE.

192. I KNOW YOU'RE GETTING A LOT OF USE OUT OF THE REMOTE,

193. BUT I NEED TO RUN A FEW TESTS ON IT.

194. HEY, YOU'RE BLOCKING THE PRETZEL BEAM.

195. OH. SORRY.

196. THANK YOU. GOOD LANDING.

197. THIS REMOTE, I TELL YOU,

198. IT'S UGLY AS HELL, BUT IT FRICKING DOES EVERYTHING.

199. SHAKE, DID YOU HEAR THOSE CHAINS RATTLING?

200. OH, DID THAT FRIGHTEN YOU?

201. HO HO HO! HEY, CHECK THIS OUT.

202. OH, NO! THE CHAINS FROM MY DREAMS!

203. THE WHAT? AH! DAMN! YOU HIT ME IN THE CHIN.

204. OH, I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GHOUL.

205. WELL, I'M NOT.

206. WELL, IT WAS YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT

207. FOR MAKING NOISES LIKE A GHOUL.

208. DUDE, I WAS FLUSHING THE TOILET.

209. GHOULS DO THAT WHEN THEY'RE MAKING BROWNIES.

210. HA HA HA!

211. SHH! DID YOU HEAR THAT? HE'S IN THE ATTIC NOW.

212. HE'LL KILL US. GET THE KITCHEN KNIFE.

213. UH, THE KITCHEN IS IN THE ATTIC.

214. WELL, GREAT. THEN HE HAS THE KNIFE NOW.

215. MAN, WE'VE BEEN WATCHING TOO MANY

216. OF THESE SCARY MOVIES MAYBE.

217. I THINK WE SHOULD JUST CHILL OUT,

218. AND LET'S HAVE SOME MORE OF THIS, ALL RIGHT?

219. NEIN, NEIN. TOO MUCH TODAY.

220. GET RID OF THESE MONSTER MOVIES OFF THE TV.

221. PREPARE RETINAL SCAN. EIN, ZWEI, DREI, GO.

222. DAMN IT! I TOLD YOU TO LABEL THOSE BUTTONS!

223. MY EYES ARE THROBBING FROM THE LASER.

224. WHY DO WE PUT THE LASERS THERE?

225. WE'RE ASKING FOR TROUBLE.

226. WHAT THE HELL?

227. SOMEONE'S STEALING OUR CABLE!

228. PLEASE, NO! PLEASE DON'T! STOP IT!

229. OH, NO! WHAT'S HAPPENING?

230. HEY, FRYLOCK! GET OVER HERE.

231. AW, YOU'RE MISSING IT. CHECK IT OUT.

232. I GOT A LIMB RIPPING, SCREAMING ON THE RACK,

233. AND 3 KINDS OF SATAN LAUGHS.

234. LAST TIME I'M GONNA TELL YOU, SHAKE.

235. STOP DOING THAT.

236. I CAN'T, AND YOU SHOULD RESPECT MY ADDICTION.

237. IT'S A DISEASE.

238. I NEED HELP, BUT JUST NOT RIGHT NOW, OK?

239.

240. OH, COME ON. WE ALMOST FLATLINED HIM.

241. COME ON, YOU STUPID-ASS PIECE OF JUNK.

242. WELL, I GUESS THE BATTERIES

243. ARE FINALLY RUNNING LOW, HUH?

244. NO. HE'S BEING LAZY IS WHAT HE'S DOING.

245. HEY, DID Y'ALL SEE A GHOST PASS THROUGH HERE?

246. BECAUSE I'VE BEEN HOPING LIKE HELL THAT HE'S GONE.

247. HE PROBABLY WENT TO THE STORE

248. TO GET SOME MORE FOOD FOR HIS DEMONS.

249. OH, ARE YOU SERIOUS?

250. YOU DO KNOW WHERE THE DEMON FOOD STORE IS, RIGHT?

251. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

252. IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU! NO!

253. YOU'RE IN IT!

254. YOU'RE IN THE DEMON PRODUCE AISLE.

255. I THINK I HAVE AN IDEA WHERE THAT REMOTE CAME FROM.

256. WELL, GO GET SOME MORE OF THEM, WILL YOU?

257. I'M HAVING TO IMPROVISE OVER HERE.

258. LISTEN. IT'S COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.

259. YEAH, IT IS.

260. DID YOU HEAR THAT?

261. SOMEONE JUST SAID, "YEAH, IT IS."

262. A DEMON! GET OUT! A DEMON!

263. DO EITHER OF YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW

264. THE PENALTY FOR STEALING CABLE?

265. CABLE? PBBT!

266. WE HAVE TECHNOLOGY BEYOND OUR COMPREHENSION.

267. BEHOLD THE LIGHT STICK.

268. IT'S NOT LIGHTING, EMORY.

269. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT.

270. YOU BROKE IT ON MY HEAD, DUDE.

271. WELL, GET THE UNIVERSAL REMONSTER.

272. HE KNOWS HOW TO DO IT.

273. HE'S DEAD. IMPOSSIBLE.

274. THE REMONSTER CAN ONLY BE KILLED

275. BY STABBING HIM IN THE HEART

276. WITH THE ANCIENT BONE SABER OF ZUMACALIS.

277. OR PROBABLY HIS HEAD AND LUNGS, TOO.

278. JUST STAB HIM WHEREVER, REALLY.

279. AND THE SABER PROBABLY DOESN'T HAVE TO BE BONE.

280. YEAH. REALLY, JUST ANYTHING SHARP

281. JUST LYING AROUND THE HOUSE.

282. YOU COULD POKE HIM WITH A PILLOW AND KILL HIM.

283. OR HIS BATTERIES COULD'VE JUST RUN OUT.

284. OH, NO! HE'S DEAD!

285. THE MONSTER IS DEAD, NOW AND FOREVER.

286. THERE WE GO.

287. THE TV IS DEAD.

288. DEATH! WE ARE SURROUNDED BY IT!

289. LOOK. YOU DON'T NEED TV.

290. IT JUST ENDS UP OWNING YOU.

291. NEXT TIME YOU GET BORED, TRY READING A BOOK.

292. WE HAVE NO NEED TO READ.

293. BEHOLD THE MOHAWK OF ETERNITY!

294. YOU GUYS ARE HIGH.

295. NO, DUDE.

296. WHY, MAN? ARE YOU, UH— YOU COOL?

297. YES. ARE YOU COOL?

298. I'M OUT OF HERE. WAIT.

299. DO YOU HAVE ANY SNACK CAKES

300. OR CORN-FLAVORED CHIPS?

301. I'M FRICKING STARVING HERE.

302. YEAH. SEE IF HE'S GOT SOME MINI PIZZAS.

303. YES. MINI PIZZAS.

304. THAT WOULD TASTE GOOD TO MY PALATE.

305. NO! WAIT!

306. YOU KNOW, I THINK I FINALLY FOUND

307. A GOOD USE FOR THE TV.

308. YOU PUT THAT RIGHT BACK UPSTAIRS.

309. NO.

310. WELL, THEN...

311. YOU ARE GONNA HELP ME

312. PULL DOWN MY CHAIR DOWN HERE

313. SO I CAN WATCH IT HERE.

314. NO, I WON'T.

315. UH, WELL...

316. I WILL PEE ALL OVER MY PANTS,

317. AND THEN WHO'S GONNA END UP LOOKING BAD, HUH?

318. YOU JUST STAY DOWN HERE WITH YOUR TV

319. AND IT THEN, OK?

320. WELL, MAYBE I WILL.

321. YEP. I THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT TIME

322. WE INVESTED IN A HIGH-DEFINITION PLASMA SCREEN.

323. I THOUGHT YOU SAID TV WAS BAD.

324. IT IS, BUT WE IN' NEED IT.

325. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

326. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—