Aqua Teen Hunger Force 2x1

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Meatwad asks for a bunny for his birthday, but Master Shake gets him the wrong gift... a snake! Frylock accidentally kills Meatwad and Master Shake after the snake eats them. Free from his friends, Frylock takes up a life of crime and sex.

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1. WARNER BROS.

2. GENTLEMEN!

3. I HAVE GENETICALLY SPLICED

4. A FRIED PORK CHOP

5. RANDALL!

6. WHOA.

7. HELL, YES, WHOA. COME HERE, RANDALL,

8. OF THE UTILITIES!

9. HA HA HA!

10.

11. AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE.

12. NUMBER ONE IN THE 'HOOD, G.

13. MEATWAD! YOUR BUNNY RABBIT SHOWED UP!

14. ALL RIGHT! WHERE IS IT?

15. OOH! IT'S A LONG BUNNY, HUH?

16. SURE IS, COME ON! BRING HIM IN HERE!

17. COME ON! HURRY UP! I AIN'T GOT ALL DAY!

18. NO! NOW, I'M PUTTING IT BACK OUTSIDE NOW.

19. I'M SOME KIND OF SLAVE.

20. PLEASE, YOU CAN BRING

21. IN HERE NOW.

22. I NEED IT!

23. THEN YOU GET IT! IT'S YOUR SNAKE!

24. MY SNAKE? I THOUGHT YOU GOT ME A RABBIT.

25. WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST OPEN IT UP

26. THE HANDLE JUDGING THINGS

27. YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT.

28. THIS AIN'T NO DAMN BUNNY RABBIT!

29. WHAT DO YOU KNOW? IT'S A SNAKE!

30. I WANTED A BUNNY RABBIT.

31. I WAS GONNA NAME IT NATHAN.

32. THAT'S LATIN FOR "WARM," BY THE WAY.

33. NATHAN SCOTT PHILLIPS.

34. HEY, LOOK! TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE-DOWN!

35. A BUNNY RABBIT!

36. REALLY?

37. WITH A LITTLE IMAGINATION, OF COURSE!

38. OH, BOY!

39. LIKE LOOK WHAT WE HAVE HERE!

40. PIPE CLEANERS, A STAPLER, AND A POUND OF HUMAN HAIR!

41. AND SHAPE SOME EARS FOR HIM

42. AND STAPLE IT ALL TO HIS HEAD.

43. THEN YOU'LL BE ABLE TO HAVE YOUR VERY OWN

44. THAT YOU DESIGNED!

45. IT'S YOUR CHANCE TO PLAY GOD!

46. HOLD STILL, NATHAN, THIS WILL ONLY HURT ONCE,

47. BUT DAMN, WILL IT HURT!

48. HSS!

49. AAH! OW! OW!

50. HEY! HE'S KISSING YOU!

51. HE'S THANKING YOU FOR THE GIFT OF LIFE.

52. REALLY? OH.

53. THAT'S A DEEP KISS, TOO, LIKE THE EUROPEANS.

54. YOU KNOW, THE FRENCH, THEY HAVE TO UNHINGE THEIR JAW

55. TO SHOW LOVE.

56. KINDA FEELING NUMB HERE.

57. SLOW YOUR BREATHING DOWN

58. LIKE I'M KINDA FEELING?

59. WELL, THAT'S EMOTION OVERTAKING YOUR NERVOUS SYSTEM!

60. WELL, COME ON, NATHAN SCOTT PHILLIPS.

61. THAT'S YOUR NAME NOW.

62. DID THE BUNNY ARRIVE YET?

63. WHAT BUNNY?

64. OH, YEAH, THAT GOT HERE ALL RIGHT.

65. AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

66. IRRESPONSIBLE WITH IT.

67. AND IT CAME IN THAT BOX?

68. I DON'T KNOW.

69. WHOA! WHAT IS THAT OVER THERE?

70. I DON'T KNOW! I DON'T KNOW!

71. YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE COMPUTER!

72. LOOK IT UP!

73. IT'S GOING ALL THE WAY BACK TO MEATWAD'S ROOM!

74. OH, MY GOD!

75. HEY, WHERE IS MEATWAD?

76. OH, THERE HE IS. I FOUND HIM.

77. WHERE?

78. HEY FRYLOCK, LOOK!

79. MADE A NICE LITTLE GARDEN.

80. FROM THE INSIDE.

81. OH, MY GOD, FRYLOCK!

82. YOU KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE!

83. UNTIL HE DISSOLVES.

84. NOW, HELP ME GET THE TAIL IN HERE

85. THIS ROOM OFF FOREVER.

86. SHAKE, GET BACK.

87. I'M GONNA HAVE TO BLOW IT OPEN.

88. DON'T BLOW HIM OPEN! THIS IS NATHAN SCOTT PHILIPS!

89. HE'S MY BEST FRIEND!

90. STAND BACK, MEATWAD!

91. COVER YOUR EARS!

92. AW, JEEZ, YOU GONNA SAVE HIM?

93. LOOK, A SNAKE'S GOTTA EAT!

94. IF YOU KILL NATHAN, I WILL HATE YOU

95. FOR THE REST OF MY DAYS!

96. MEATWAD, YOU DON'T MEAN THAT!

97. YOU KNOW YOU DON'T MEAN THAT!

98. OH, YEAH, I DO!

99. OH, I CAN'T DO IT!

100. THAT'S RIGHT, YOU CAN'T!

101. OVER HERE! FOR THE CAMERA, PLEASE.

102. THERE'S GOTTA BE ANOTHER WAY!

103. TILT YOUR HEAD UP, PLEASE.

104. I KNOW! HEAD UP!

105. WE'LL MAKE THE SNAKE THROW MEATWAD UP!

106. I HAVE AN IDEA.

107. LET'S JUST FEED HIM SOME OF THAT CRAP

108. FOR THANKSGIVING!

109. YOU KNOW, I THREW UP FOR 3 DAYS, IT WAS SO DISGUSTING!

110. UGH! "PUKESGIVING!"

111. DAMN IT, HE'S NOT EATING IT!

112. OF COURSE, HE'S NOT EATING IT, BECAUSE IT'S GELLED FAT!

113. I LIKED IT!

114. THAT AT THANKSGIVING,

115. AND HERE WE ARE AGAIN.

116. HERE'S WHAT YOU DO.

117. HEY, SNAKIE! SPRING BREAK!

118. YOU DRUNK YET, SNAKE?

119. YEAH, YOU LIKE THAT VODKA GOING IN, DON'T YOU?

120. WE'LL SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT COMING OUT!

121. I THINK HE'S JUST PASSED OUT.

122. MEATWAD, CAN YOU HEAR ME?

123. ANOTHER BEER! I'M 21!

124. OH, GREAT! HE'S DRUNK!

125. I'M NOT DRUNK! YOU'RE THE DRUNK ONE!

126. SOMETHING ABOUT IT?

127. YEAH, I'LL DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

128. HOW ABOUT THAT? OW!

129. YOU LIKE THAT?

130. DO THAT TO MY FACE! WHAT? YOU SCARED? OW!

131. HE DID IT AGAIN! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!

132. YOU...

133. THIS IS STUPID, LET'S JUST KICK HIM OUT OF HERE.

134. OW! OW!

135. OW! WHAT?

136. LOOKING AT?

137.

138. OH, GOD! IT SMELLS LIKE A BREWERY IN HERE!

139. WHY DO YOU KEEP SHOUTING, STUPID?

140. FRYLOCK, BLOW HIS HEAD OFF!

141. DO NOT KILL HIM! HE'S A FRIEND OF MINE!

142. OR YOU'LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME.

143. OH, WILL YOU SHUT UP, YOU DRUNK!

144. WHAT, YOU JUST DECIDE THAT I'M DRUNK?

145. YOU CAN'T DECIDE!

146. SHUT UP!

147. I MAKE THAT DECISION.

148. OH, MY GOD.

149. IS MINE AND GOD'S.

150. WILL YOU LISTEN TO YOURSELF?

151. ROGER THAT.

152. NOW, LOOK.

153. NO, NO. STOP!

154. I MAKE THAT DECISION.

155. DO NOT LISTEN TO MEATWAD!

156. THERE WASN'T A DECISION THAT WAS MADE HERE.

157. DOWN THE MIDDLE!

158. ALL RIGHT. HOLD YOUR EARS!

159. WAIT, DON'T! WHAT'S WRONG?

160. THE CAMERA'S ON FIRST.

161. YEAH.

162. ALL RIGHT. HOW ARE THE LIGHTS?

163. OH, LIGHTING'S GOOD.

164. ARE THEY GOOD? YEAH, SHAKE.

165. NOW, DO NOT TOUCH THE F-STOP!

166. I'M NOT MESSING WITH YOUR F-STOP.

167. YOU GOT ME FRAMED UP?

168. OH, YEAH, YOU'RE FRAMED UP.

169. MAKE SURE I'M FRAMED UP, THEN BLOW HER TO HELL.

170. OH, GOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE?

171. THANKS FOR COMING, CARL.

172. YEAH, BUT I...

173. I CAN'T PRETEND TO KNOW

174. WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH RIGHT NOW,

175. BUT... AHEM, YOU LET GO, OK?

176. THANK YOU.

177. ANYTHING,

178. WHO TO LOOK TO.

179. SOMEONE ELSE.

180. IF ONLY WE WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN HIM THAT PET.

181. I MEAN, HE WOULD HAVE BEEN HERE TODAY.

182. DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP OVER IT.

183. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT THIS.

184. I MEAN, IT KINDA WAS YOUR FAULT,

185. BUT, HEY, SCREW IT.

186. THEY'RE DEAD AND YOU'RE NOT.

187. I APPRECIATE IT, CARL, I REALLY DO.

188. IS THIS A CEMETERY?

189. SITE, ISN'T IT?

190. YEAH, THANK GOD, MAN.

191. THEY'VE HELD ME DOWN FOR TOO LONG.

192. GOT THE HOUSE ALL TO MYSELF.

193. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO.

194. THE WRONG CROWD.

195. SO, UH, WHY DON'T YOU PICK UP A COUPLE OF BITCHES

196. AND COME OVER TONIGHT?

197. OR I'LL PUT A CIGARETTE OUT IN YOUR DAMN EYE!

198. OOH! MM-HMM.

199. OH, YOU JEALOUS? YOU WANT SOME?

200. OH, COME ON, LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT IN THE BACK ROOM HERE.

201. OH, AND BRING YOUR FRIEND. I LIKE HER.

202.

203. HERE.

204. IT'S A, UH, FRUIT ROLL-UP.

205. A CASSEROLE

206. FOR YOUR—FOR YOUR LOSS, BUT, UH,

207. BUT I DIDN'T.

208. OH, THANKS.

209. MY BRAINS OUT AT YOU,

210. BUT BECAUSE OF YOUR LOSS, I MIGHT JUST GENTLY ASK,

211. WITH ALL THE NOISE?

212. OH, CARL, CARL, CARL.

213. WHY DON'T YOU MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS

214. LIKE A CHRISTMAS GOOSE?

215. OF WHAT I DID TO THAT SNAKE?

216. 'CAUSE I'LL DO IT TO YOU, TOO!

217. TRY ME.

218. LAY IN. YOU'VE CHANGED—OOF!

219. UNH... UNH.

220. AW, FOR THE BETTER?

221. HEH HEH HEH.

222. THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

223. OH, MAN, THIS IS OVER.

224. I'M DONE WITH THIS CRIB

225. AND THESE STUPID-ASS DOLLS.

226. "I GOTTA HAVE A PET."

227. "I GOTTA HAVE A PET!"

228. STUPID-ASS DOLLS,

229. AIN'T THAT RIGHT? HEH HEH.

230. NOW THEY'RE ALL GONNA HAVE TO GO.

231.

232. WHO IS IT?

233. HELLO?

234. WHO'S THERE? SHOW YOURSELF!

235. OH! WHAT?

236. IMPOSSIBLE!

237. YOU KILLED US.

238. AND YOU DID IT!

239. ANYWAYS.

240. NO, I DIDN'T!

241. YES, YOU DID!

242. NO, I DIDN'T!

243. YES, YOU DID!

244. NO, I DIDN'T!

245. YES, YOU DID!

246. NO—NO, I DIDN'T!

247. YES, YOU DID!

248. NO, I DIDN'T!

249. NO, I DIDN'T! YES, YOU DID!

250. YES, YOU DID!

251. NO, I DIDN'T!

252. YES, YOU DID!

253. NO, I DIDN'T!

254. WELL, YEAH, YOU—YOU DID.

255. NO, I DIDN'T!

256. YEAH, YOU DID!

257. YOU DID. NO, I DIDN'T!

258. NO, REALLY, I DIDN'T!

259. YES, YOU DID!

260. YES, YOU DID. NO, I DID NOT!

261. WAIT, DID YOU JUST SAY THAT YOU DID?

262. WHAT, HE SAY THAT HE DID?

263. NO, I SAID I DIDN'T.

264. 'CAUSE YOU DID!

265. NO, I DIDN'T! DID, TOO!

266. DIDN'T! DID!

267. DID! NO, I DIDN'T!

268. YES, YOU DID!

269. WHOA, WHOA, WATCH THE FIRE

270. OVER THERE. DON'T BURN YOURSELF.

271. OH, THANK YOU.

272. BUT YOU DID. NO, I DIDN'T!

273. NO, I DIDN'T. YES, YOU DID!

274. YOU SO FRICKIN' DID!

275. YEAH, OF COURSE, YOU DID!

276. NO, I DID NOT!

277. YES, YOU DID!

278. NO, I DIDN'T!

279. WELL, YEAH, YOU DID.

280. NO, I DIDN'T!

281. YES, YOU DID! NO—

282. YES, YOU DID! NO, I DIDN'T!

283. YOU DID! NO, I DIDN'T!

284. YOU FRICKIN' DID! NO.

285. YES, YOU DID!

286. NO, REALLY, I DIDN'T!

287. YES, YOU DID! YES, YOU DID!

288. YES, YOU DID!

289. MEATWAD! YES, YOU DID!

290. YES, YOU DID! MEATWAD!

291. MEATWAD, TAKE OFF THE HEADGEAR!

292. YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME

293. AND YOUR EARRING!

294. YOU KILLED ME! I AIN'T GONNA FORGET THAT!

295. RELAX, MEATWAD, IT'S OVER!

296. A COMPUTER SIMULATION!

297. WAIT A SECOND.

298. SO, I'M NOT A ZOMBIE?

299. NOPE. NO, YOU'RE NOT.

300. BUT I CRAVE BRAIN.

301. COMPUTER SIMULATION.

302. WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?

303. I DON'T KNOW, I KINDA ROPED MYSELF

304. THERE AT THE END.

305. STILL, IT WAS PRETTY REALISTIC, THOUGH,

306. DON'T YOU THINK?

307. OH, YEAH, THE GRAPHICS WERE GREAT!

308. THAT I WAS FEELING

309. IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD

310. WERE VERY REALISTIC.

311. AND THAT WAS JUST ME,

312. IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD

313. WITH THIS FONDUE FORK.

314. YOU DID YOUR JOB GOOD.

315. SO, I HOPE YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON.

316. YES, I DID.

317. I MEAN, OH, I DID.

318. WAIT, WHAT WAS IT?

319. DON'T YOU SEE, MEATWAD?

320. RESPONSIBILITY,

321. PROGRAM PROVED TO ME

322. MATURE ENOUGH

323. OF A PET RABBIT.

324. FRYLOCK, IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK?

325. WELL, THAT'S WHAT I AND THE COMPUTER BOTH KNOW.

326. WELL, THEN, KNOW THIS.

327.

328.

329. HEY, NATHAN, LOOK! FRESH BRAINS!

330. COME ON! LAP 'EM UP WHILE THEY'RE STILL WARM...

331. AND THINKING.

332. OH, GOD, MY BRAIN!

333. TURN THE SIMULATION OFF, PLEASE.

334. OH, GOD, MY BRAIN!

335. FRYLOCK, PLEASE.

336. SIMULATION PROGRAM,

337. AND IT PROVED TO ME

338. THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I LIKE AND WHAT I LIKE TO DO,

339. WHAT TO DO.

340. TO WHAT I SAY,

341. BECAUSE I'M GONNA EAT YOUR BRAINS!

342. WARNER BROS.

343. CAPTIONING INSTITUTE —www.ncicap.org—

344. GO!