Aqua Teen Hunger Force 1x9

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Subliminal messages in the music Meatwad has been listening to draw the team to a warehouse, where they find out that rap artist behind the music is actually a giant spider.

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1. Gentlemen, behold!

2. My beautiful fiancee!

3. I think that's a giant spider.

4. You're right!

5. I've been betrayed!

6. Run!

24. * I want candy, bubble gum, and Taffy *

25. * skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy *

26. * got my pennies saved, so I'm a sugar daddy *

27. * I'm her hume cronyn, she my Jessica tandy *

28. * I want candy *

29. * you make me feel *

30. * emotional *

31. Meatwad, turn that down!

32. * Kissin' you *

33. Damn it! That's it! I'm comin' back--

34. Shake, put that down.

35. Look, I am out there trying to write

36. new material.

37. Shake, you don't even have old material.

38. Now who has the material?

39. Nobody, 'cause he just made me do this!

40. Look, look, just relax, ok? I got this covered.

41. * Kisses talkin'-- *

42. Meatwad, you know there's other people

43. that live in this house.

44. Why, I know that,

45. that's why I got it cranked up so loud.

46. You know, so everybody can get down with the pee pants.

47. You've been dancing to this crap

48. for 3 days straight.

49. We all know you like candy.

50. You've eaten every piece that's in the house.

51. I did?

52. Well, somebody better go get some more, then,

53. 'cause I'm starting to fade.

54. Look, Meatwad, there are other kinds of music in the world.

55. Here, how'd you like to get down

56. with some real gangsters from the 15th century?

57. Bach? Beethoven?

58. Are they down with the pee pants?

59. Well, they wore pantaloons back then, Meatwad.

60. Shoot, boy, you'd get shot wearing that in my 'hood.

61. Well, I think these guys are pretty darn dope,

62. if you know what I mean.

63. Well, then, give it to me.

64. You better be right, though.

65. Yeah, now, listen to that beat.

66. Now, that's a kickin' glissando.

67. Yeah, it is kickin', isn't it?

68. I sure like it. It's good.

69. You can leave the room now.

70. I mean now.

71. Oh, oh, yeah, sure.

72. Enjoy.

73. Problem solved.

74. Damn it.

75. Here, I'll solve it, right out of his head!

76. Make a hole! Oh, no, you won't.

77. Now, look, I got another idea.

78. This way, you can still listen to mc pee pants,

79. and Master Shake won't want to hit you

80. with the guitar neck and end your life.

81. Ok, I feel you.

82. That's a good idea.

83. You know, I don't want to get hit

84. with a guitar, now.

85. I'm pretty young.

86. * I want candy... *

87. Ah, what the hell?

88. * With my sweetheart Sandy *

89. * got my pennies saved-- *

90. You are going to damage your ears for life.

91. That's not going to be a pretty sight!

92. What?

93. Just get a new album,

94. or I'm going to send Shake in here

95. with that damn guitar!

96. Fine! You don't have to yell at me.

97. But do repeat what you just said, though,

98. 'cause something's going on in my head here.

99. * I like beatings, I'll beat you all day *

100. I'll just take the window.

101. Yeah, I think you'd better.

102. No, I know you're there.

103. Oh, no, we know.

104. Carlton, hi! What's up, buddy?

105. Which one of you guys have been playing

106. * I like candy * for a frickin' week?

107. It was your other neighbors.

108. Meatwad.

109. You know what?

110. At this point, it doesn't matter,

111. because it keeps running inside my head,

112. and it won't leave unless I blow it out

113. with a bullet!

114. Hey, uh, what you eating there, Carl?

115. You going to show me some love?

116. Jawbreakers-- for some reason,

117. I can't get enough of them.

118. Is that why your teeth are blue?

119. Uh, no.

120. Oh, uh, so why are your teeth--

121. shut up.

122. * I like candy *

123. * and bubble gum and ta-- *

124. Damn it!

125. * trick or treat, smell my meat *

126. * give me something good to eat *

127. Oh, boy, you look great.

128. Hey, Frylock,

129. come in here and look at this!

130. This is adorable!

131. And who are you supposed to be?

132. I'm Elvis.

133. I ain't nothing but a hound dog.

134. Well, you ain't got no body.

135. So tell me, are you the fat Elvis

136. or the skinny Elvis?

137. Give me the candy! You know who I am!

138. Ok, uh, let's see,

139. here's, uh, some, uh, soy sauce.

140. Whoo! Here's some plumber's putty

141. and a burning candle.

142. That ought to do you fine.

143. Well, all right. Now, is, uh,

144. any of this sweet?

145. It'll be sweet when you go

146. up in flames, brother.

147. Have fun, now!

148. * Trick or treat, smell my me-- *

149. Aw, man.

150. Look, meatman,

151. what are you doing trick-or-treating?

152. It's frickin' may.

153. Look, I need candy.

154. Now, are you going to give me some,

155. or are you going to lose some teeth?

156. No, I know. I only heard your little song

157. about a thousand times!

158. Now I need candy,

159. and I don't know why.

160. Shoot, I don't listen to that kiddie crap anymore.

161. I'm kickin' the adult jams now.

162. See? Check it.

163. Mc pee pants doesn't just want candy now.

164. That's childish.

165. He needs it,

166. and when you need something,

167. that's a responsibility that only an adult

168. of my maturity-- bunnies!

169. Yeah, I got a deal at the dumpster.

170. I mean, warehouse.

171. Yeah, you might want to wipe the juice off them.

172. You know, Meatwad and Carl

173. have been hanging out quite a bit lately.

174. Why, you want to stop it?

175. Rape! Rape! Oh, rape!

176. No, it's fine, it's fine,

177. but don't you think it's a little bit weird

178. that they started washing the car at midnight,

179. and they're still doing it?

180. Look, people do things. It's a fact.

181. * To use a giant drill to bore straight into hell *

182. * releasing ancient demons *

183. * from their sleep-forever spell *

184. * so they can walk upon the earth

185. * and get resituated *

186. * and hawk the diet pills mc pee pants has created *

187. Yeah, that beat is badass.

188. Clean me off another one of them bunnies.

189. I'm gonna eat it. Hold on.

190. Shake, did you hear this lyric

191. about drilling a hole straight to hell

192. and releasing demons to run a global

193. diet pill pyramid scheme?

194. I don't know, all that rap is

195. is clicks and whistles.

196. Y-Y-You--you think

197. that we should take another pass at this?

198. 'Cause I'm still seeing paint here,

199. and it's starting to mock me.

200. Shh, Carl, here's my favorite part right here.

201. * Mess up the mix, mix up the mess *

202. * come on down, yo, here's the address *

203. * said 612 wharf Avenue, 612 wharf Avenue... *

204. 612 wharf Avenue? I know where that is.

205. That's in an abandoned warehouse

206. next to melon Shakers.

207. The--the gentlemen's club.

208. Well, maybe we should go down there, Carl.

209. We may as well.

210. I'm too jacked up on candy

211. to go to sleep.

212. Now, grab me

213. some clean bunnies for the road.

214. Marshmallow or chocolate?

215. Are you kidding? Both!

216. I got a loogey

217. that can fill a lake here.

218. I don't have a good feeling about this, Shake.

219. We need to follow them.

220. Look, I should not walk

221. so a child may live!

222. That's what it does. Get up.

223. All right, Carl,

224. we in the 'hood now.

225. Unless you want to get shot,

226. you need to stay low, be quiet, and follow me.

227. All right.

228. Yoo-hoo! Hey, who's here?

229. Hey, look up there! It's mc pee pants!

230. What is up, g?

231. Oh, there he is. He's cute.

232. Get down here and bring me some candy.

233. All right!

234. Let's get this party started right!

235. I'm mc pee pants in the hizzy!

236. Why aren't your lips moving?

237. Look, my schniggies,

238. I had a strizz-oke in my brizz-ain, ok?

239. You know what I'm sayin'?

240. So I can't move all good.

241. Thanks for mentioning that.

242. Thank you very much.

243. What up with the stroke, mc pee pants?

244. I thought you was 11.

245. Yeah. Uh... Hey, hey!

246. Hey, you ate a bunch of that candy

247. before you came, didn't you?

248. Uh, yeah, boy, you know I did.

249. * I like candy-- *

250. I know how the song goes, all right?

251. I wrote it, ok?

252. Where are all your friends at?

253. Ah, this is just one of them.

254. The rest of them are off poppin' caps

255. in people's...Butts.

256. Is that cool, g?

257. Is the album selling?

258. 'Cause there's only two of you.

259. I mean, I bought one,

260. but no one else did.

261. Oh, nizz-ice. That's just grizz-eat.

262. Hey, let's throw down some wax and mess up the mix.

263. Let's not. Oh, ok.

264. Let's just get into those thrones

265. over there and not talk so much.

266. Those thrones?

267. Next to the big drills?

268. Do you see any other thrones?

269. 'Cause if you do, go jump in that throne.

270. Go ahead, have fun.

271. No, I guess not.

272. I don't want to make any waves.

273. I'll just, uh... Come on, Carl.

274. Look, why do we have to strap our--

275. what are you, a detective now?

276. You questionin' me, and I don't have

277. to pizz--pizz up with that.

278. I don't have to take it.

279. Now, tighten those skull screws

280. two notches below excruciating,

281. otherwise, the energy

282. won't transfer to the drill.

283. Well, I'm not getting in this lawn chair

284. until you come down here and give us some candy!

285. Oh, god!

286. Whoa, dang.

287. You look different on the album.

288. That's right.

289. It's called marketing.

290. Damn it, next time

291. you gotta bring some friends, man!

292. Oh, so you can Jack them up on candy

293. and then use their hyperactive blood sugar

294. to power that drill

295. and bore a hole straight into hell

296. and unleash demons to run your global

297. diet pill pyramid scheme?

298. I think not.

299. Look, man,

300. people totally misunderstand me.

301. I rap about life on the streets.

302. I don't advocate demons, man,

303. come on. Drilling into hell?

304. Where you get that shnizzno?

305. What? Look, I'm going to read your lyric sheet.

306. All right, fine!

307. You want me to spell it out?

308. That's what I advocate! Yes, you are correct!

309. Look at me, man.

310. I'm a giant spider

311. wearing a disposable diaper.

312. I'm insane, man!

313. Do you know anywhere I'm gonna fit in?

314. I don't think so.

315. Is that what this is all about--fitting in?

316. Hell no!

317. Yeah.

318. Look, I know you're nervous.

319. I was nervous at my first job interview.

320. Let's just leave the puppet behind this time, ok?

321. Look at me, man!

322. Ask me why I wear this diaper, man!

323. I'm insane! I ain't going to get this job!

324. Why do you wear the diaper?

325. They're going to love you, mc pee pants.

326. Just give them a chance.

327. Yeah, sure, you're all the things

328. that are in this ad here.

329. You're energetic, hard-working,

330. you love people.

331. No, I love the liquid inside people!

332. How many times I gotta tell you, man?

333. I'm insane! I eat people juice!

334. No one's going to hire a people-juice eater!

335. Look, we're here to change all that.

336. Now, pull up your diaper.

337. You want to make a good first impression.

338. Yeah, and we're right behind you.

339. Yeah, behind these blast shields.

340. Now, you go in there,

341. and you make the best pizza you possibly can.

342. Make us proud.

343. All right, man, I'll do it, man,

344. but I don't know, man.

345. Hey, wait a minute, man.

346. Blow it, Shake.

347. Pee pants: Aah!

348. Look, he was never going to make it

349. in the outside world.

350. He was brutally insane.

351. Besides, he was an 8-foot spider

352. wearing a diaper!

353. Who am I talking to? Because I don't know you.

354. Well, wherever he is--

355. he's in hell!

356. Well, wherever that is--

357. it's a fiery pit of unpleasantness

358. in the center of the earth's--

359. ok! Well, wherever that is--

360. and do not say anything--

361. I just hope

362. that he's found some people

363. that he can fit in with.

364. Hey, hey, guys.

365. Hey, man, who's into rap, yo?

366. Now, you listen to me, spider.

367. We're into speed metal.

368. Hey, man, it's cool.

369. Aah! No, it isn't.

370. * Gonna get your ass beat nasty *

371. * do it till your dad sees *

372. * embarrass your whole family *

373. * just 'cause you came between a kid and his candy *

374. * I need candy, any kind'll do *

375. * don't care if it's nutritious or fda approved *

376. * it's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze *

377. * a hyperactive juice that only I can produce... *