Aqua Teen Hunger Force 1x7

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Shake makes a large mess in the kitchen and refuses to clean it, eventually resulting in the formation of a new lifeform which Meatwad gleefully names "Ol' Drippy". Shake becomes jealous of the attention that the new character receives.

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

2. TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

3. - Dr. - GENTLEMEN...

4. - Steve: YOU KNOW, - YOU CAN CALL ME STEVE.

5. I MEAN, THERE'S

6. NO ONE ELSE HERE.

7. HEH HEH. RIGHT?

8. MY MIND!

9. AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE.

10. NUMBER ONE IN THE 'HOOD, G.

11. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

12. YOU WANT A DOG?

13. HEY,

14. - HERE, I'LL PIERCE - ONE FOR YOU.

15. - THE DOG MEAT IS - PERFECTLY SOFT.

16. NO, I DON'T WANT A DOG!

17. CAN I HAVE A DOG?

18. I WANT A DOG.

19. THERE!

20. YOU STILL WANT ONE?

21. I SURE DO.

22. PICK ONE OUT FOR ME.

23. HEY!

24. TO WANT ONE.

25. NOW NO ONE'S GOING

26. YOU KNOW, THAT WAS

27. HEY, THAT'S

28. THE LAST DISH?

29. MY SATELLITE DISH!

30. - GET IN HERE - AND LOOK AT THIS!

31. - YOU EVER HEAR OF - A DAMN REFRIGERATOR

32. - OR A FREAKING - TRASH CAN? - NO.

33. - YOU GOT 3 RAW - CHICKENS IN HERE - ON THE FLOOR!

34. A DOG WOULDN'T EVEN

35. TAKE A CRAP IN HERE!

36. - LOOK, JUST TAKE - THE HOSE... - OH, NO. NO, NO.

37. - AND LIGHTLY SPRAY EVERYTHING - OUT THE BACK DOOR. - NO, NO, NO.

38. - MY ASS, - YOU WILL! - DRAPE A TARP - OVER IT.

39. OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT!

40. - YOU'RE GOING TO GO - TO THE DAMN STORE

41. - AND GET SOME - CLEANING SUPPLIES!

42. WHAT'S GOING ON?

43. DID YOU DO THIS?

44. LOOK AT THIS MESS!

45. FINE! ALL RIGHT!

46. I'LL DO IT, BUT IT'S

47. MY DECISION TO DO THIS!

48. I DECLARE IT!

49. YO, MAN,

50. IS A-MOVIN'.

51. I THINK THAT MOLD

52. AND IF IT MOVES

53. I'M GETTING MY CAT.

54. ONE MORE TIME,

55. WHAT DO YOU WANT, FRYLOCK...

56. PINE OR LEMON FRESH?

57. - DOES IT COME - IN CHOCOLATE?

58. I DON'T KNOW.

59. - WHY DON'T YOU SPRAY IT - RIGHT IN YOUR EYES - AND FIND OUT?

60. YEAH, I'LL DO THAT.

61. - WHY DON'T YOU COME ON - DOWN HERE AND SAY THAT

62. TO MY FACE, BIG BOY?

63. LOOK, LOOK.

64. - AIR FRESHENER IS NOT - GOING TO CLEAN THIS...

65. WAIT... WAIT A SECOND.

66. YEAH.

67. IS THIS CHEESE?

68. - HOW ARE YOU GOING - TO CLEAN THE KITCHEN - WITH CHEESE, SHAKE?

69. WE DON'T.

70. LOOK, THAT ROOM IS

71. DEAD TO ME NOW,

72. BUT WE MAKE

73. THE LIVING ROOM

74. THE NEW KITCHEN, HUH?

75. NOW, I KNOW

76. BE THINKING.

77. WHAT SOME OF YOU MAY

78. - "SHAKE, WHERE'S - THE STOVE?"

79. HERE IT IS!

80. - SHAKE, TAKE A LOOK - AT THIS MOLD.

81. - MY GOD! - IT'S BREATHING!

82. HEY, SHAKE,

83. LOOK AT THIS.

84. - AAH!

85. WHAT WAS THAT?

86. OH, THAT WAS ME.

87. WOW, THAT SURE WAS

88. A MIGHTY EXPLOSION, HUH?

89. IS ANYONE HURT?

90. A SOFT DRINK?

91. CAN I GET SOMEONE

92. - AMAZING! - YEAH!

93. THEY MUST HAVE BEEN

94. OR SOMETHING.

95. SOME MAGIC HOT DOGS

96. - YOU WANT TO PLAY - WITH MY DOLLS?

97. YES. I WOULD LIKE

98. NOTHING BETTER.

99. THIS IS VANESSA.

100. - NOW, I KNOW - SHE LOOKS - LIKE AN APPLE,

101. - BUT SHE'S ACTUALLY - A FULL-GROWN WOMAN.

102. AND SHE FELL IN LOVE

103. DEWEY HERE,

104. WITH HER BOYFRIEND

105. AND THEY GO OFF

106. INTO OUTER SPACE

107. - AND THEN THEY... - THEY GET MARRIED.

108. WOW!

109. THEY'RE SUPER-CUTE.

110. I WISH I HAD A NAME.

111. - WELL, I'LL GIVE YOU - A NAME.

112. HOW 'BOUT OL' DRIPPY,

113. ON ALL MY STUFF?

114. SINCE YOU'RE DRIPPING

115. OH, THANK YOU.

116. THANK YOU SO MUCH. I...

117. - SERIOUSLY, DRIPPY, - STOP DRIPPING.

118. - DEWEY'S GETTING - ALL SOGGY.

119. OOPS. SORRY, DEWEY.

120. MEATWAD, DO YOU HAVE

121. ANY REAL DOLLS?

122. WELL, REAL DOLLS

123. COST MONEY,

124. AND I'D JUST RATHER USE

125. OF MY IMAGINATION,

126. THE UNLIMITED POWER

127. 'CAUSE I AIN'T GOT

128. NO DAMN MONEY.

129. THEN I'M GOING

130. THE BEST DOLL EVER.

131. TO GO OUT AND GET YOU

132. NOW WHERE DO I GO

133. TO GET A DOLL?

134. - HOT DIGGETY DOLL. - THEY HAVE ALL THE DOLLS.

135. IT'S JUST UP THE STREET.

136. OH, THE HORNY BROAD

137. FROM THE BEACH.

138. YOU ARE A NAUGHTY GIRL.

139. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING, - COMING BY MY BEDROOM?

140. - I THOUGHT YOU HAD - A PHOTO SHOOT.

141. WELL, LET ME JUST SLIP ON

142. MY SWIM TRUNKS,

143. UNLESS YOU DON'T WANT ME

144. TO WEAR THEM.

145. THAT'S A POSSIBILITY,

146. HUH? HUH? HEH HEH HEH!

147. BABY?

148. - DID YOU PASS OUT - OR SOMETHING?

149. WHERE'S MY BEER PROMO?

150. WHERE'S MEATWAD?

151. WITH THAT GUTTER?

152. WHAT ARE YOU DOING

153. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING - WITH THAT BEARD, HUH?

154. ANSWER THAT, SCIENTIST!

155. MEATWAD!

156. - UH-OH! - WHERE ARE YOU?

157. NOT IN MY ROOM!

158. A-HA!

159. - MY TELESCOPE! - YOU'VE RUINED IT!

160. HOW WILL I EVER SEE

161. THE STARS AGAIN?

162. THIS AIN'T NO TELESCOPE.

163. IT'S DEWEY,

164. AND HE'S AN ENGINEER

165. AND HE WORKS

166. ON THE SUPERTRAIN.

167. HE DOES WHAT?

168. YOU GOT MENTAL PROBLEMS!

169. - NO, DON'T! JEEZ! - TASTE THE CHROME!

170. WHAT'S IT TASTE LIKE?

171. YOUR MOTHER'S... AAH!

172. MONSTER!

173. OH!

174. - WELL, MEATWAD, - LOOK AT THIS DOLL.

175. - ALL RIGHT! - A DRUNK GIRL.

176. - THIS IS - THE BEST DOLL EVER.

177. BURN THE HOUSE DOWN!

178. IN MEATWAD'S ROOM!

179. THERE'S A MONSTER

180. THAT MONSTER, AS YOU

181. OF MODERN SCIENCE

182. PUT IT, IS A MIRACLE

183. THAT AROSE

184. OUT OF YOUR MESS,

185. WHICH I SEE IS

186. STILL HERE, SHAKE!

187. THEN... THANK GOD

188. POSSIBLE, HUH?

189. THAT I MADE ALL THIS

190. RIGHT?

191. LOOK, YOU KNOW

192. WHO'S THE LEADER!

193. - Frylock: - OH! I KNOW!

194. AND DON'T EVER YELL

195. AT ME LIKE THAT AGAIN!

196. 'CAUSE IF YOU DO,

197. YOU ARE DEMOTED!

198. OH, HEY, CARL.

199. SHUT UP.

200. - WAIT. WHERE ARE YOU - GOING WITH THOSE DISHES?

201. NOTHING.

202. HEY, CARL,

203. YEAH, RIGHT.

204. WHAT'S HAPPENING?

205. DID YOU SEE A WOMAN

206. A SIX-PACK OF BEER

207. IN A BIKINI WITH

208. - AND A SURFBOARD - COME IN HERE?

209. WAS IT CARDBOARD,

210. AT THE LIQUOR STORE?

211. USED TO BE UP

212. UH... NO.

213. WELL.

214. OK, CARL.

215. - SHE'S BACK - IN MEATWAD'S ROOM.

216. DEWEY, DO YOU TAKE

217. WITH THE SIX-PACK

218. THIS HEADLESS SUPERMODEL

219. - TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY - WEDDED WIFE,

220. SO THAT YOU GUYS CAN WORK

221. ON THE RAILROAD TOGETHER

222. AND BUILD SUPERTRAIN

223. WITH BATMAN?

224. AND DRIVE THEM TO JUPITER

225. SAY, "I DO."

226. - I DO. - WHOOPEE!

227. YOU TWO-TIMIN' BITCH!

228. CARL, PLEASE, THIS IS

229. A PRIVATE CEREMONY.

230. - YOU GET YOUR GROSS, - MOIST THINGS OFF HER!

231. THAT'S MY FANTASY GIRL!

232. WAS THIS YOURS?

233. OH, MY GOSH.

234. I AM SO SORRY.

235. OHHH!

236. SHE SMELLS LIKE DEAD MUSHROOMS

237. AND CHEESEBURGER MEAT!

238. AND WHO ARE YOU?

239. I'M THE GUY

240. TO RAKE YOUR LAWN

241. THAT'S GOING

242. FOR BEING SUCH

243. A BIG JERK.

244. IDLE HANDS SPEND TIME

245. AT THE GENITALS,

246. - AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH - GOD HATES THAT.

247. - THE YARD LOOKS - NICE, CARL.

248. YEAH, WELL,

249. SOME GOOD WORK.

250. DRIPPY HERE DOES

251. YEAH, YOU STAY ON

252. THERE, BY THE WAY.

253. YOUR SIDE OF THE LAWN

254. CARL, IS THAT

255. A LEAF IN YOUR GUTTER?

256. - WHEN'S THE LAST TIME - YOU CLEANED UP THERE?

257. - YEAH, CARL, WHEN'S - THE LAST TIME?

258. LOOK, IF I WANTED

259. HEAD OFF, DRIPPY,

260. A WIFE TO NAG MY

261. - I'D ORDER ONE - FROM RUSSIA.

262. WHY DO THAT?

263. YOU'VE GOT

264. RIGHT BY YOUR SIDE.

265. A BEAUTIFUL LADY

266. YEAH, CARL, AND WHEN

267. LET ME TELL YOU,

268. YOU FIND A GOOD ONE,

269. YOU NEED TO HOLD ON

270. AS TIGHT AS YOU CAN.

271. - YOU'RE A LUCKY MAN, CARL. - YOU KNOW WHAT?

272. WHY DON'T BOTH OF YOUSE

273. OF HERE RIGHT NOW?

274. JUST GET THE HELL OUT

275. GREAT IDEA.

276. I'LL GO GET US SOME LATTES.

277. WHO WANTS A LATTE?

278. YEAH! GET ME ONE!

279. WHAT ARE THEY?

280. ONE FOR YOU...

281. OH, THANK YOU.

282. - ONE FOR YOU... - YEAH, JUST POUR IT - ON MY HEAD.

283. AND ONE FOR ME.

284. WHERE'S MINE?

285. - IS THIS ONE MINE? - UH-OH.

286. - GEE, I DIDN'T REALIZE - YOU WERE HERE AND...

287. - WELL, I AM HERE. - I'M HERE NOW.

288. - GO GET ME ONE. - JUST GIVE ME YOURS.

289. SHAKE, THAT'S RUDE.

290. HE'S RUDE!

291. HE'S THE ONE THAT BOUGHT

292. THE LATTES, AND THAT'S RUDE!

293. INTRODUCING HIM TO THIS

294. HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS?

295. ENVIRONMENT... YOU KNOW

296. IT'S CALLED

297. OF KINDNESS, SHAKE.

298. A GESTURE

299. - MAYBE YOU OUGHT - TO TRY IT SOMETIME.

300. WELL, MAYBE YOU OUGHT

301. OF HERE RIGHT NOW,

302. TO MOVE RIGHT OUT

303. - IF YOU KNOW - WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!

304. - HERE, TAKE MINE. - I'LL DO WITHOUT.

305. - OOPS. - OH, I'M SORRY!

306. - I'M SORRY I SLAPPED THAT - RIGHT OUT OF YOUR HAND!

307. - I DON'T KNOW - WHAT CAME OVER ME!

308. JEEZ! IS THAT POLITE

309. ENOUGH FOR YOU, FRYLOCK?

310. I'M APOLOGIZING

311. IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE!

312. TO YOUR BEST FRIEND

313. - THAT WAS MY FAULT, - PROBABLY.

314. - I'LL JUST GO GET A RAG. - Shake: YEAH!

315. GO GET A RAG,

316. RIGHT OUT OF YOUR HAND!

317. SO I CAN SLAP THAT

318. - SHAKE, WHAT IS WRONG - WITH YOU? - WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

319. - HEY, WHY DON'T YOU GO KISS - YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND?

320. - YOU LOVE HIM - SO DAMN MUCH!

321. - I'M THE ONE THAT - CLEANED THE KITCHEN!

322. - I'M THE AUTHORITY!

323. SOMEONE WANT TO TELL ME

324. OF HOT DOG CHUNKS

325. WHY MY POOL IS FULL

326. AND DIRTY DISHES?

327. OH, CARL, YOU DIDN'T MESS

328. WITH IT, DID YOU?

329. 'CAUSE IT'S GOT TO SET UP

330. WITH THE BATTERY.

331. FOR A COUPLE DAYS

332. THE BATTERY?

333. - YEAH, YOU KNOW, - THE ONE FROM YOUR CAR?

334. I DUMPED SOME SHAMPOO

335. DOG SHAMPOO,

336. IN THERE, TOO, BUT IT'S

337. SO I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S GOING

338. LIKE HELL THAT IT DOES.

339. TO WORK, BUT WE'RE PRAYING

340. - NO, NO, NO. - I UNDERSTAND, - I UNDERSTAND.

341. I'M JUST GOING TO GO.

342. I'LL BE BACK IN A FEW.

343. YOU, UH, YOU THINK

344. STILL OPEN?

345. THAT THE GUN STORE IS

346. CARL, PLEASE, I'LL

347. TAKE CARE OF THE MESS.

348. HE MEANS WELL.

349. HE'S JUST A LITTLE...

350. WELL, I'D BETTER NOT SAY.

351. - WHAT? - I'M A LITTLE WHAT?

352. THANK YOU, DRIPPY.

353. - YOU ARE VERY - WELL-MANNERED - AND VERY NICE,

354. AND YOU OUGHT TO TAKE

355. LESSONS FROM HIM!

356. THAT'S RIGHT.

357. THAT'S RIGHT.

358. YEAH, SHAKE,

359. VERY GOOD!

360. THANK YOU, FRIENDS!

361. AS OF RIGHT NOW,

362. I AM NOW MOVING OUT,

363. RIGHT THIS INSTANT!

364. WELL, GO ON, THEN.

365. YEAH, GET OUT OF HERE.

366. WELL, HOLD ON.

367. I MEAN...

368. I NEED TO GET MY SUITCASES,

369. AND THEY DON'T EXIST YET...

370. HERE, I'VE PACKED

371. NOW YOU GET OUT OF HERE.

372. ALL YOUR THINGS.

373. - THIS IS A BAG - FULL OF SAND!

374. THAT'S WHAT YOU EAT.

375. AND I'M MOVING THIS TV

376. BACK TO MY ROOM, TOO.

377. - I PAID FOR IT. - Drippy: WHOA.

378. DO NOT TOUCH

379. I GET OVER THERE.

380. THAT TELEVISION UNTIL

381. OH, YEAH, HE'S NICE NOW,

382. BUT DON'T COME LOOKING FOR ME

383. - WHEN HE'S BURYING YOUR BODIES - OUT IN THE DESERT.

384. - WELL, GET OUT OF HERE! - WHAT ARE YOU WAITING ON?

385. - I'M GOING TO CHASE YOU - OUT OF HERE!

386. - THAT'S GOOD. OK. - THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

387. IT LOOKS GOOD. HEY!

388. WHO SAYS I COULDN'T

389. DO THIS, HUH? AAH!

390. LET ME IN, DAMN IT?

391. LET ME IN! WILL YOU

392. I MEAN, GUYS. HEY, HEY.

393. - SOMEBODY WANT - TO LET ME IN, PLEASE?

394. WELL, SHAKE,

395. I THOUGHT YOU MOVED.

396. WHO SAID THAT?

397. WHAT? I NEVER SAID THAT.

398. - OH, MY, YOU'RE - BURNING UP.

399. YES, I'M VERY SICK.

400. - FRYLOCK, HE NEEDS - MEDICAL HELP.

401. - HE NEEDS AN ASS-WHUPPING - IS WHAT HE NEEDS.

402. THERE'S NO TIME.

403. EAT MY HEAD.

404. HERE, SHAKE,

405. - HERE, KISS MY ASS! - FORGET ABOUT IT!

406. - I'M SERIOUS. - COAT ME WITH RANCH.

407. CHASE ME WITH CHEESE

408. I DON'T CARE.

409. IF YOU MUST.

410. IT'S THE ONLY WAY.

411. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

412. DRIPPY, DON'T.

413. - DON'T DO THAT. - THAT'S GOING TO HURT YOU.

414. I'M SAVING HIS LIFE.

415. I'M HALF PENICILLIN.

416. WELL, I HAVE SOME PENICILLIN

417. THIS IS ALL ABOUT.

418. IN MY LAB, IF THAT'S WHAT

419. OH, REALLY?

420. - WELL, THEN, - JUST GIVE HIM - SOME OF THAT, MAN.

421. - NO, WAIT, NOW. - HOLD ON A MINUTE.

422. I... I KIND OF LIKE

423. THE TASTE OF YOUR HEAD.

424. I MEAN, YOU SAID IT WAS

425. THE ONLY WAY, RIGHT?

426. - WHERE ARE YOU GOING, - DRIPPY?

427. I... I LOVE YOU.

428. - I'M GOING AWAY - FOR A WHILE, MEATWAD,

429. AND I MAY NEVER

430. COME BACK,

431. BUT I'LL ALWAYS

432. BE RIGHT HERE, INSIDE.

433. YEAH, IN MY STOMACH, BABY.

434. - CLOSE YOUR EYES, - MEATWAD.

435. - AAH...

436. - LEAVE YOUR EYES OPEN, - MEATWAD.

437. - I WANT TO HORRIFY YOU - INTO A COMA.

438. FOR 3 DAYS...

439. I MEAN, FOR 3 DAYS...

440. SHAKE DONE ATE OL' DRIPPY.

441. THAT AIN'T NO WAY

442. TO TREAT YOUR HOMEYS, MAN.

443. YOU COLD-BLOODED, SHAKE.

444. - AT THIS POINT, - I GOT TO TELL YOU,

445. YOU'RE BETTER

446. I MEAN, YOU'RE GOOD.

447. WITHOUT THE RANCH.

448. HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

449. THANK YOU.

450. GREAT!

451. I'M GOING TO GO OUTSIDE

452. YOU WANT TO JOIN ME?

453. AND RUN AMOK AND... HEY,

454. I'D LOVE TO,

455. HAVE THE STRENGTH.

456. BUT I SIMPLY DON'T

457. AH, SUIT YOURSELF.

458. BUT SERIOUSLY,

459. YOU STAY OFF OF MY CHAIR.

460. OOH!

461. IS THAT... OOH, IT IS!

462. A FREE FLYER! WHOA!

463. SHAKE! NO!

464. - Shake: HEY!

465. LOOK AT THIS!

466. 6 WINGS FOR $6.95!

467. FREE DELIVERY!

468. UH!

469. NOOO!

470. THAT'S AWESOME!

471. - WHO'S HUNGRY? - DRIPPY! NO!

472. YOU HUNGRY?

473. LOOK...

474. HE PUSHED ME.

475. - HE PUSHED YOU OUT - OF THE WAY OF THAT TRUCK!

476. LISTEN, HE'S IN

477. A BETTER PLACE.

478. - HE'S IN THE GRILLE - OF THE TRUCK!

479. HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND.

480. YEAH? WELL, THEN

481. YOU SHOULD KNOW SOMETHING.

482. WHEN HE WAS PUSHING ME,

483. HE MENTIONED SOMETHING

484. ABOUT NOT LIKING YOU.

485. OH, MAN.

486. - I CLEARLY HEARD THAT. - DID HE, REALLY?

487. THAT STUCK OUT.

488. WELL,

489. I GUESS I'LL HAVE ONE

490. OF THOSE WINGS, THEN.

491. GIVE ME ONE.

492. HERE, FETCH.

493. WHERE'S THE MEAT?

494. THIS IS A BONE.

495. GO MAKE A DOLL OUT OF THAT!

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