Aqua Teen Hunger Force 1x6

Directed by

Andy Merrill as Rice Henchmen (voice)

Frylock attempts to make contact with aliens and is successful... but there's only two problems. First, the aliens want to take over Earth, and second, they're too stupid to pull it off.

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

2. TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

3. GENTLEMEN.

4. LOOK, AND BEHOLD!

5. AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE

6. NUMBER ONE IN THE 'HOOD, G.

7. [KEYBOARD PLAYING

8. YES. CONTACT.

9. COMPUTER. TRIANGULATE

10. THE COORDINATES OF THE SIGNAL.

11. - HEY, NEIGHBOR, - WHAT IS UP?

12. - HEY. - HA HA.

13. HOW'S EARTH GOING,

14. AND STUFF?

15. ALIENS. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

16. ARE YOU A PEACEFUL RACE?

17. HELL, YES.

18. AREN'T WE NOT?

19. WE ARE BARBECUING,

20. - HOW DO YOU WANT - YOUR MELON?

21. - EMILY, THE MELONS - ARE ON FIRE.

22. - WELL, OF COURSE - THEY'RE ON FIRE.

23. - THEY'RE NOT MADE - TO BE COOKED.

24. WHAT YOU KNOW FIRE?

25. YOU PRANCE AROUND

26. LASER EYES.

27. LIKE YOU HAVE

28. SO YOU DON'T HAVE

29. LASER EYES?

30. - BECAUSE IT WAS - MY... - HEY, HEY,

31. WE'RE BARBECUING

32. HERE.

33. - WHY DON'T YOU - COME ON UP?

34. YEAH, AND BRING

35. A COLD 6.

36. OK. HOW DO I DO THAT?

37. I MEAN, DO YOU HAVE

38. TRANSMITTER OR...

39. SOME SORT OF PARTICLE

40. PARTICLE TRAN...

41. WHAT DO WE

42. A COUPLE OF NERDS?

43. LOOK LIKE,

44. - TOTALLY A PARTICLE - TRANSMITTER.

45. OH, YES.

46. ONE OF THOSE.

47. WE HAVE THAT.

48. GET THESE BROAD

49. OF MY DOMINION.

50. SHANKS OF FLESH OUT

51. OH, THAT IS GREAT.

52. WHY DON'T YOU BURN

53. WHILE YOU'RE AT IT?

54. THE SHIP DOWN

55. SHUT UP! I HAVE

56. AN AMAZING PLAN

57. - TO BETRAY OUR - NEW FRIEND.

58. I THOUGHT THE PLAN

59. WAS TO BARBECUE WITH HIM.

60. PLANS ARE FOR FOOLS.

61. - WHEN HE GETS HERE, - WE MELT HIM

62. AND LAUGH

63. ON INTO THE NIGHT.

64. - WHY DON'T WE, JUST, - LIKE, TALK TO HIM - AND STUFF?

65. WHY DON'T YOU

66. JUST SHUT UP

67. - AND LET ME DO WHAT - I WANT FOR A CHANGE?

68. WHAT ABOUT THIS FIRE?

69. PUT IT OUT!

70. HEY, GUYS, I'M HERE.

71. WHO ARE YOU?

72. I'M FRYLOCK.

73. - YOU KNOW, - WE SPOKE EARLIER?

74. NO.

75. WELCOME TO,

76. UH, SPACE.

77. OH, LOOK.

78. WE MELT PEOPLE.

79. THE ROOM WHERE

80. YOU MELT AWAY, JA?

81. NO, I'D RATHER NOT.

82. SAY... SAY, WHAT IS THIS

83. THING AROUND YOUR NECK?

84. - SOME SORT OF GALACTIC - SPACE COLLAR OR...

85. THIS? OH, THIS IS

86. A SWEATBAND.

87. YEAH, IT KEEPS

88. OUR EYES.

89. THE SWEAT OUT OF

90. - THAT'S WHAT - YOURS DOES?

91. - MINE DOESN'T WORK, THEN. - IT'S BROKEN.

92. 'CAUSE YOURS IS

93. I MEAN...

94. A DROOL BAND, MAN.

95. OH, THANK YOU

96. VERY GOOD, EMILY.

97. - OH, LOOK WHAT'S - OVER THERE.

98. - OH, IT'S - MELT DISNEY WORLD.

99. YEAH, I'VE SEEN IT, OK?

100. WHAT ARE THESE SPIKES,

101. YOUR BODY?

102. THESE SPIKES ALL OVER

103. - I MEAN, SURELY THEY - HAVE A PURPOSE.

104. - WHAT SPIKES? - OH, THESE.

105. - NO, NO, NO. - THESE ARE NOT SPIKES.

106. - THEY ARE - POINTY ARMS.

107. - WE SQUIRT SOAP - OUT OF THEM,

108. AND THAT'S HOW

109. SO CLEAN.

110. WE KEEP THE SHIP

111. SEE?

112. THAT'S SOAP?

113. REALLY?

114. LIKE WASTE.

115. WELL, IT KINDA SMELLS

116. WELL, ONE MAN'S

117. MAN'S SOAP,

118. WASTE IS ANOTHER

119. - YOU KNOW WHAT - I MEAN, GUYS?

120. HEY, HEY,

121. INTERROGATION?

122. WHAT IS ALL THIS

123. LET'S TOSS

124. THE FRISBEE...

125. OVER THERE,

126. WHERE WE WILL

127. MELT YOU INTO FLUID.

128. - IS THERE MAYBE - A HIGHER BRAIN FORM

129. - THAT I COULD - SPEAK WITH OR...

130. NEIN! WE ARE ON

131. OF WORLD DOMINATION.

132. TOP-SECRET MISSION

133. WORLD DOMINATION?

134. YOU GUYS COULDN'T TAKE OVER

135. A DAMN BOWL OF JELL-O.

136. - IS THAT AN - IMPORTANT PLACE - OR SOMETHING?

137. WHERE IS IT?

138. OK, LOOK. WHICH ONE

139. BEAMS ME OUT OF HERE?

140. OF THESE BUTTONS

141. THOSE BUTTONS ARE RED.

142. YOU'LL DESTROY US ALL!

143. ALL RIGHT. PARTY TIME.

144. - WHOSE BIRTHDAY - IS IT?

145. SOMEONE GETS

146. A SPANKING.

147. HEY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

148. - Shake: HEY, WHO'S - THE LUCKY BOY?

149. SHAKE, HOW DID YOU

150. GET IN THIS BEAM?

151. - LOOK, THE BEAM - CAME FROM SPACE.

152. - YOU DON'T OWN SPACE, - SO STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DO.

153. I'M OUTTA HERE.

154. HEY, HOW YOU DOING?

155. OH, FINE, FINE.

156. I TELL YOU WHAT,

157. OH MY G...

158. I WISH I WAS.

159. THAT BEAM COMING UP

160. LIKE THAT, THE SPEED.

161. - MIGHT WANT TO - ADJUST THAT.

162. IT REALLY DID A NUMBER

163. ON MY BACK, THERE.

164. I MEAN, AND I DON'T

165. JUST YET,

166. WANT TO SAY "WHIPLASH"

167. 'CAUSE THAT'S

168. A LITTLE TOO FAR,

169. BUT YOU'RE INSURED, RIGHT?

170. - OH, LOOK, WHAT IS - THAT OVER THERE?

171. NO... YOU KNOW WHAT,

172. MAYBE LAY DOWN,

173. IF I COULD JUST

174. - MY BACK MIGHT STRAIGHTEN - OUT A LITTLE BIT.

175. THAT'D BE GOOD FOR NOW.

176. - WELL, YOU MIGHT BE - INTERESTED TO KNOW

177. THAT WE ARE JUST

178. YOUR PLANET.

179. ABOUT TO DESTROY

180. OH, GO AHEAD.

181. AH, THAT'S FINE.

182. I'M NOT THERE.

183. - YOU REALLY THINK WE - NEED TO BLOW UP - THEIR PLANET?

184. - IS THAT WHAT - WE SAID, BLOW IT UP?

185. LET'S BLOW IT UP.

186. OK, FINE.

187. DID IT BLOW UP, MAN?

188. - YOU ARE TOYING - WITH ME.

189. DRAG THE SLAVE

190. INTO THE MELTERIUM.

191. HEY, FRYLOCK.

192. LOOK AT YOUR CARPET.

193. IT'S BURNING.

194. FIRE IS BAD, MEATWAD.

195. WITH IT.

196. YOU SHOULDN'T PLAY

197. OH, I KNOW, I KNOW.

198. I USE IT IN MY WORK.

199. WHAT IS THIS?

200. WHO DID THIS?

201. YOU CANNOT CUT

202. WITH MATCHES, MEATWAD.

203. SOMEONE'S LAWN

204. LOOK, I KNOW THAT.

205. YOU GOTTA HAVE GASOLINE,

206. - OTHERWISE HOW'S IT GOING TO - SPREAD TO THE STREET?

207. OPEN THIS DAMN DOOR NOW.

208. - OH, IS HE MAD? - DON'T OPEN IT.

209. - Carl: I HEARD THAT. - OPEN THIS DOOR.

210. HEY, CARL,

211. HOW'S THAT YARD LOOKING?

212. PRETTY GOOD, I BET, HUH?

213. OH, IT'S DONE.

214. SO IS THE VINYL SIDING

215. WHERE'S SHAKE?

216. ON MY HOUSE.

217. HE'S IN SPACE,

218. WITH ALIENS.

219. OH, YEAH, OF COURSE.

220. QUESTION THAT, HUH?

221. WHY DID I EVER

222. YOU KNOW, I GAVE SHAKE

223. $20 TO CUT MY LAWN.

224. YEAH, HE SUBBED IT OUT.

225. AND, LOOK, HE GAVE ME

226. THIS CHROME SLED.

227. BOY, I HOPE IT SNOWS

228. SOON, DON'T YOU, CARL?

229. OH, YEAH, I CAN'T WAIT.

230. A WINTER WONDERLAND.

231. - NOW LET ME SEE - THAT SLED.

232. IT'S MY FRICKIN' HUBCAP.

233. WELL, HELL, I DON'T KNOW.

234. I AIN'T NEVER CUT

235. A YARD BEFORE.

236. SO WHERE EXACTLY

237. IN SPACE IS HE?

238. WHY ISN'T HE MELTING?

239. SUPPOSED TO BE ON.

240. I MEAN, THE BEAM'S

241. WELL, IT'S NOT.

242. I'M LOOKING RIGHT AT IT

243. AND IT'S NOT ON.

244. - MAYBE WE NEED - THE REMOTE CONTROL.

245. - WELL, MAYBE YOU - SHOULDN'T HAVE - RUN THE MELTER

246. - THROUGH THE VCR, - SCHEISSKOPF.

247. - WELL, MAYBE IT'S - 'CAUSE YOU SAID,

248. - "I WANT ALL MELTINGS - TO BE TAPED,"

249. - EVEN THOUGH YOU NEVER - WATCH 'EM.

250. - HEY, CAN YOU GUYS - LET ME OUT?

251. - NO, DON'T COME OUT YET. - IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.

252. LOOK,

253. "8 DAYS TO HEALTHY BUNS."

254. "MAKE YOUR MAN HAPPY."

255. - NOW WHERE'S THAT - DAMN REMOTE?

256. IF I'D HAD IT, HE'D

257. NOW, WOULDN'T HE?

258. ALREADY BE A PUDDLE

259. - JUST FIND THE VCR, - AND I...

260. IT'S IN

261. THE ESCAPE POD, MAN.

262. - WHAT IN THE HELL - WAS THAT?

263. UH, THAT WAS

264. THE ESCAPE POD.

265. DAMMIT!

266. - HEY YOU WANNA - LET ME OUT? - I NEED TO EAT.

267. - QUIT PUSHING THE BUTTONS - IN THERE.

268. - THIS WHOLE SHIP'S - A BUNCH OF BUTTONS.

269. - AND I'M DONE WITH - THIS REDBOOK.

270. - I WAS DONE WITH IT - THE MINUTE I SAW IT.

271. AND I'M HUNGRY!

272. - YOU WILL EAT - WHEN WE SAY!

273. YOU WILL EAT WHEN

274. WE SAY. THAT'S RIGHT.

275. I AM A GUEST,

276. - AND YOU'RE NOT - TREATING ME - LIKE ONE.

277. FINE. YOU WANT TO EAT?

278. EAT PIZZA!

279. LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN

280. PIZZA? REALLY?

281. - BRING IT ON. - I'M READY.

282. - Woman, voice-PREPARE YOUR - STOMACH TO SET SAIL

283. ON A VIRTUAL SEA OF PIZZA.

284. - YOU GOTTA BE - KIDDING ME. - THIS IS IT?

285. - Woman, voice- - SMELL THE COOL SAUCE AIR...

286. I CAN'T EAT THIS.

287. WE CAN STILL MELT HIM.

288. LIKE, I HAVE THIS REALLY

289. BITCHIN' HAIR DRYER.

290. YEAH, YOU THINK

291. BREAK IT OUT, THEN.

292. THAT WOULD WORK,

293. THAT WILL ONLY TAKE

294. 4,000 MOLTONS!

295. I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP.

296. I THINK SCREWING

297. A FUNNY WAY OF HEL...

298. EVERYTHING UP IS

299. - THE SPACE PHONE - IS RINGING. - WHERE IS IT?

300. YOU HAD IT LAST.

301. NO, IF I HAD IT,

302. - IT WOULD BE PUT BACK - IN THE CHARGER

303. BECAUSE I KNOW HOW

304. TO PUT THINGS BACK.

305. HELLO?

306. - YOU GIVE THAT PHONE - DIRECTLY TO ME!

307. - Frylock: HEY. - I FOUND THE PHONE!

308. CAN I SPEAK

309. WITH SHAKE?

310. THE PHONE IS FOR YOU.

311. - WELL... - Frylock: UH, SHAKE,

312. - WHAT DO YOU WANT? - CARL IS HERE.

313. - HOW DID YOU GET - THIS NUMBER? - I'M NOT HERE.

314. - Carl: - YOU'RE NOT THERE?

315. HELLO, CARL.

316. HEY, BUDDY,

317. HOW YOU DOIN' THERE?

318. PIZZA LAND, HUH?

319. THAT'S LOTS OF FUN.

320. HEY, UH, I WANTED TO

321. LET YOU KNOW

322. THAT, UH, YOU BURNED MY

323. FRIGGIN' HOUSE DOWN!

324. - BUT THE GRASS - IS GONE, CORRECT?

325. LOOK, THAT IS

326. DOING BUSINESS.

327. THE COST OF

328. - I TOLD YOU THERE - WOULD BE RISKS.

329. YEAH, NO, THE GRASS IS GONE,

330. - JUST LIKE YOUR FACE - IS GONNA BE GONE

331. - WHEN I SHOVE IT - IN A PASTRAMI SLICER.

332. HEH HEH,

333. SLICE MY FACE OFF.

334. YOU ARE CLEVER.

335. YOU'RE A QUICK WIT.

336. OH, WELL,

337. LOOK, RELAX.

338. AND I'LL BE DOWN

339. 5 MINUTES,

340. THERE IN, LIKE,

341. AND WE'LL IRON

342. ALL THIS OUT, OK?

343. - OH, YEAH, - THAT SOUNDS GREAT.

344. THAT SOUNDS GREAT, YEAH.

345. WE'LL IRON IT OUT.

346. I'LL GO GET MY IRON.

347. MY TIRE IRON.

348. WELL, LOOKS LIKE

349. BACK THERE.

350. I'M NOT GOING

351. THIS, UH, PIZZA SEA.

352. DOES IT DO ANYTHING

353. BETTER THAN THIS?

354. - YOU WANT ME TO - SPEED IT UP?

355. - I MEAN, DO YOU HAVE - ANYTHING LIKE A...

356. LIKE A MOUNTAIN

357. ADVENTURE OR...

358. - Emily: WE DO HAVE - ANOTHER ONE.

359. JA.

360. - Emily: - SOME PEOPLE LIKE IT.

361. OK, LOAD IT UP.

362. Woman, voice-WELCOME TO

363. THIS HORSE'S ANUS.

364. - HEY, CARL, YOU WANT ME - TO SHAMPOO THE RUG?

365. WHAT'S THE FREAKIN'

366. POINT, MEAT MAN?

367. - SO YOU CAN GIVE ME - SOME MONEY.

368. MAN, HE'S BEEN IN

369. FOR A LONG TIME.

370. THAT HORSE ANUS ROOM

371. JA, HE HAS BEEN IN THERE.

372. I DID IT ONCE.

373. THAT WAS ENOUGH.

374. WHOO, MAN,

375. THAT WAS AMAZING.

376. - YOU START OFF AT - THIS BLADE OF GRASS,

377. AND THEN YOU GO

378. LIKE A LUGE.

379. INSIDE AND IT'S

380. - YOU GO DOWN - THE ESOPHAGUS,

381. - YOU'RE IN - THE STOMACH,

382. - LARGE INTESTINE, - SMALL INTESTINE,

383. SMALL INTESTINE

384. BY THE WAY.

385. FAVORITE PART,

386. YOU KNOW, I LIKE

387. YOU GUYS.

388. HANGING OUT WITH

389. WELL, NOT YOU GUYS,

390. GUYS HAVE IS GREAT.

391. BUT THE STUFF YOU

392. OH, LOOK OUT THERE.

393. - $100 ON THE WING - OF THE SHIP.

394. OH, THAT'S MINE.

395. NOW WHERE IS IT AGAIN?

396. I DROPPED IT.

397. OUT THERE. YOU SEE IT?

398. IT'S THERE.

399. - LOOK, THIS COULD BE - VERY DANGEROUS.

400. I'LL HANDLE IT, OK?

401. OH, WOULD YOU?

402. FROM ALL THE MONEY.

403. PLEASE SAVE US

404. SHAKE TO SHIP.

405. I'M STILL NOT SEEING IT.

406. OH, YOU CAN'T SEE IT?

407. WELL, LET ME TURN ON

408. THE LIGHT FOR YOU.

409. WAIT, JACKASS.

410. AAAH! AAAH!

411. AH, EARTH.

412. I NAME THEE EARTH.

413. - HEY, HEY, - HEY, HEY, BUDDY!

414. OH, HEY, CARL!

415. HEY, LAWN LOOKS GREAT!

416. LIKIN' IT?

417. - WHY'S YOUR HOUSE - ALL CURLED UP?

418. - I DON'T KNOW. - I WAS HOPING - MAYBE WE COULD

419. HAVE A LITTLE DIALOGUE

420. ABOUT THAT.

421. HEY, THAT'S A NICE

422. IS THAT YOURS?

423. TIRE IRON, CARL.

424. YEAH, LET ME GET IN THERE

425. ON IT, UP CLOSE.

426. AND SHOW YOU THE FINISH

427. HEY...

428. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

429. TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

430. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL

431. www.ncicap.org...

432. CAPTIONING INSTITUTE