Aqua Teen Hunger Force 1x3

Directed by

Don Kennedy as Assisted Living Dracula (voice)

Dr. Weird creates a mutant moth/human called Mothmonsterman, but it flies out of the giant hole left by Rabbot and flies toward the Aqua Teen's house, craving the bright light it sees coming from within. When the light is switched off, Mothmonsterman does everything in his power to frighten Master Shake into turning it back on.

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1. - HA HA HA!

2. - GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!

3. MOTHMONST... OH, NO!

4. MOTHMONSTERMAN! NO!

5. COME BACK!

6. - HE HAS ESCAPED.

7. - YES.

8. THROUGH THE HOLE.

9. MY BANANA!

10. - OH, MY GOD.

11. OH, SWEET,

12. DELICIOUS LIGHT.

13. "AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE."

14. NUMBER ONE IN THE 'HOOD, G.

15. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

16. TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

17. - SHAKE, MAN,

18. I'M TRYING TO SLEEP.

19. - HOW CAN YOU SLEEP WHEN

20. "ASSISTED LIVING DRACULA" IS ON?

21. I KNOW IT SEEMS A LITTLE SLOW,

22. BUT WHEN YOU GET INTO IT...

23. I MEAN, WHEN YOU SEE IT

24. FROM THE BEGINNING...

25. - YEAH, OK. - I SEE IT, SHAKE.

26. WHAT'S UP WITH THIS LIGHT?

27. - OH, THIS? - IT'S A SHAKE SIGNAL.

28. WHENEVER THERE IS DANGER,

29. IT WILL TURN ON,

30. AND WE WILL FOLLOW IT

31. TO JUSTICE.

32. - AND IT'S GOING TO STAY ON

33. YOUR LID THE WHOLE TIME?

34. - YES. I WAS - THINKING THAT, YES.

35. - SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

36. THERE'S TROUBLE DOWNTOWN,

37. AND YOU'RE IN HERE

38. - WITH THAT LIGHT - ON YOUR HEAD?

39. - WELL, NATURALLY, WHOEVER'S

40. IN TROUBLE WILL HAVE TO...

41. CATCH A BUS AND LET US KNOW.

42. - WHY DON'T YOU JUST - PUT IT DOWNTOWN?

43. - IT STAYS ON MY HEAD IN HERE!

44. THIS IS THE SHAKE SIGNAL!

45. THE MASTER SHAKE SIGNAL!

46. YOU GOT THAT?

47. - I GET IT. - YOU WOULD GET IT.

48. AND YOU WILL GET IT!

49. TROUBLE! ON THE ROOF!

50. GET MY DESIGN SCRIM!

51. - WILL YOU RELAX?

52. - SOUNDS TO ME LIKE SOMEONE'S

53. FLAPPING WINGS UP THERE.

54. IT'S THE TOOTH FAIRY,

55. TRYING TO BEAT ITS WAY IN!

56. - FOR YOUR ONE PRECIOUS TOOTH?

57. - TAKE IT. - WHAT'S THE POINT?

58. - YOU'RE GOING TO - LOSE IT SOON, ANYWAY,

59. WHEN I KICK IT RIGHT OUT OF

60. YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU'RE ASLEEP!

61. - SHAKE, MAN. COOL OUT.

62. - OH, I'LL DO IT!

63. DON'T TELL ME TO COOL OUT!

64. - IT DOES SOUND

65. LIKE WINGS, MEATWAD.

66. - THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

67. - THEN IT MUST

68. BE... UH... DRACULA.

69. - DRACULA? - IT IS DRACULA!

70. - YEAH, NO. - IT'S NOT DRACULA.

71. - THE BLOOD DRINKER? - OH, YEAH, MEATWAD.

72. THAT BLOODSUCKER WOULD EAT

73. A MEAT MAN LIKE YOU.

74. THAT'S A NO-BRAINER.

75. THEY CRAVE THAT... STUFF.

76. - THEY EAT MEAT?

77. - OH, FEROCIOUSLY.

78. I MEAN, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

79. MY LIGHT!

80. - IT STOPPED.

81. - AW, MAN.

82. - GET THE DOOR, MEATWAD. - IT'S DRACULA.

83. - I AIN'T GONNA GET IT. - YOU GET IT.

84. - I'LL GET IT.

85. HEY, CARL.

86. - CARL! HEY! - GOOD MORNING, CARL.

87. - YEAH, IT IS A GOOD MORNING

88. THERE, LITTLE MAN.

89. IT'S 3:00 IN THE MORNING!

90. - CARL, DID YOU - SEE OUR FLAG?

91. PRETTY BOSS, HUH?

92. - LOOK, ALL I KNOW IS

93. THAT THIS CORD HERE

94. WAS PLUGGED INTO MY HOUSE.

95. AND YOUR HOUSE WAS GLOWING

96. LIKE THE FREAKIN' SUN!

97. SO I PUT TWO AND TWO

98. TOGETHER THERE... HEE HEE...

99. AND DECIDED THAT

100. YOU'RE PISSING ME OFF.

101. - OH! WE ARE TRULY

102. SORRY, CARL,

103. AND IT WILL PROBABLY

104. NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

105. COULD WE HAVE OUR CORD BACK?

106. - NO, NO, THERE. I'M JUST

107. GOING TO KEEP IT THERE,

108. SINCE IT'S MINE ANYWAYS.

109. - CARL, YOU MIGHT - WANT TO BE CAREFUL.

110. DRACULA'S OUT THERE.

111. - DRACULA? - IT'S NOT DRACULA!

112. - GO BACK TO SLEEP, - YOU FREAKS!

113. - WHOA, CARL!

114. EASE UP, BROTHER!

115. - YOU TRY FALLING ASLEEP - WITH A BLOODSUCKER

116. SITTING ON YOUR ROOF, WAITING TO

117. SINK HIS FANGS INTO YOUR THANGS.

118. SAY GOOD-BYE TO THE AQUA TEENS,

119. BECAUSE THEY MIGHT NOT

120. MAKE IT THROUGH THE NIGHT.

121. - DID HE SEE YOU?

122. - SHUT UP!

123. AND LOCK THE DOOR.

124. GIVE ME THE FUNNIES.

125. HERE, YOU READ THE COUPONS.

126. - I AIN'T READIN' NO COUPONS.

127. NOW, GIVE ME THE FUNNIES.

128. - DO WHAT I SAY,

129. 'CAUSE I SAID IT.

130. - HELLO. - HI.

131. - HELLO? - LOOK AROUND.

132. NOTICE ANYTHING... AWRY?

133. - WELL... UH... NO.

134. - ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

135. - DEFINITELY... MAYBE.

136. - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

137. - WHY DON'T YOU GO

138. LOOK AT YOUR FLAG?

139. - IT'S RUINED!

140. - YEAH.

141. IT IS RUINED.

142. I DID THAT.

143. - WHO IS THIS?

144. - WHO THIS IS - IS NONE OF YOUR CONCERN.

145. - NOW, I SUGGEST YOU - TURN ON THAT LIGHT,

146. OR SOMETHING ELSE MIGHT

147. HAPPEN... CLOTH-RELATED.

148. - FRYLOCK, - TRACE THIS CALL!

149. - NOW, YOU LISTEN TO ME,

150. YOU COOZED-UP GYPSY!

151. - THE CALL IS COMING FROM

152. INSIDE THAT SCHOOL BUS!

153. - INSIDE THE BUS?

154. IT IS THE BUS!

155. THE BUS OF THE UNDEAD!

156. VAMPIRES!

157. - VAMPIRES? ON A BUS?

158. - OH, YES, MEATWAD.

159. THE BUS OF THE UNDEAD.

160. LUBRICATED WITH 10W BLOOD.

161. - HMM. I'M NOT DETECTING

162. ANY VAMPIRITIC ACTIVITY.

163. BESIDES, IT'S 2:00

164. IN THE AFTERNOON.

165. - HE'S A... HE'S

166. A REVERSE VAMPIRE!

167. THEY... THEY CRAVE THE SUN.

168. - OH, REALLY? - Y-Y-YEAH.

169. - THEY LOVE IT. - THEY LOVE TO GET TANS.

170. - NO KIDDING.

171. WHERE ARE THEY FROM?

172. - UH... WELL... IT'S...

173. TANSYLVANIA.

174. - OH, OH, NO.

175. NO WAY IN THE WORLD!

176. NO WAY ON EARTH!

177. - SEE THE WHEELS?

178. THOSE ARE THE MARKINGS.

179. - WHERE DO YOU GET THIS STUFF?

180. - BRING FORTH THE HOLY WATER!

181. - WHERE IS MY PAPER?

182. - HERE'S THE WATER.

183. NOW ORDAIN ME.

184. - DOES ANYONE KNOW - HOW TO DO THAT?

185. - I DO.

186. RIGHT NOW I DON'T.

187. - THERE'S NO TIME.

188. I SHALL DRIVE

189. DEEP INTO THE HEART

190. THIS WOODEN STAKE

191. OF THE CRANKCASE

192. OF THE VAMPIRE BUS.

193. - MASTER SHAKE IS SO BRAVE.

194. - YEAH, WELL, I GOT NEWS - FOR YOU, MEATWAD.

195. THAT BUS IS NOT A VAMPIRE.

196. - NO, NO. I KNOW.

197. - I KNOW. - IT'S A REVERSE VAMPIRE.

198. SEE, THE THING YOU NEED

199. TO LOOK AT IS THE WHEELS,

200. 'CAUSE THOSE ARE THE MARKINGS.

201. - NO. NO, MEATWAD.

202. IT'S JUST A BUS.

203. MASTER SHAKE DOESN'T

204. ALWAYS KNOW EVERYTHING.

205. - BUT HE'S A GENIUS.

206. - WELL, I KNOW

207. HE TOLD YOU THAT, BUT...

208. - LET ME IN! HURRY!

209. BEFORE I'M SUCKED DRY!

210. HE'S IMPENETRABLE!

211. - HELLO?

212. - YEAH, WHY DID YOU - THROW MOLDING AT ME?

213. - WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

214. - I WANT THE LIGHT TURNED ON.

215. - I DON'T HAVE - THE BLOOD YOU CRAVE!

216. - BLOOD? NO. - I DON'T WANT THE BLOOD.

217. I REALLY WANT YOUR LIGHT

218. TURNED ON, ALL RIGHT?

219. IF I DON'T HAVE IT ON

220. BY NIGHTFALL...

221. I'M GOING TO LAY ON

222. THIS HORN... BIG TIME,

223. ALL RIGHT?

224. THEN I WILL PROBABLY

225. CALL YOU BACK.

226. - TO SUCK MY BLOOD?

227. - YEAH. SURE.

228. - THE VAMPIRE HUNG UP.

229. - HMM, THIS LOOKS LIKE THE WORK

230. OF A MOTH... OR A GOAT.

231. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - YOU WANT A BROWNIE?

232. - I TOOK A SALIVA - SAMPLE FROM THIS FLAG,

233. AND I'M GOING TO GENETICALLY

234. EXTRAPOLATE THE DNA

235. IN MY CLONING DEVICE.

236. - WHEN DID YOU GET A CLONER?

237. - THEN I'M GOING TO REGENERATE - THE BIOCHEMICAL STRUCTURE...

238. - ANSWER ME!

239. NO! CLONE ME

240. AND ANSWER MY CLONE!

241. DO IT! I COMMAND IT!

242. - IT'S NOT A TOY, SHAKE.

243. - I WANT THE FAMILY - I'VE NEVER HAD.

244. I NEED DESCENDANTS TO CARRY

245. MY SEED INTO THE FUTURE,

246. BECAUSE I AM ABOUT TO BE

247. SUCKED DRY BY DRACULA BUS!

248. THE BUS OF THE UNDEAD!

249. - LISTEN TO ME! - OW!

250. - WHOEVER'S IN THAT

251. BUS IS NOT DRACULA.

252. - HE'S NOT IN THE BUS,

253. FRYLOCK!

254. HE IS THE BUS!

255. I'M A DETECTIVE.

256. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

257. - DRACULA IS DEAD - AND BURIED, SHAKE.

258. - AND I'M GOING - TO SHOW YOU HIS GRAVE.

259. PACK A BAG.

260. WE'RE GOING TO MEMPHIS.

261. - HEY, WILL THIS THING

262. CLONE BROWNIES?

263. - WHAT? - NOTHING.

264. OOH! I COULD USE

265. A VACATION!

266. - OH, SHAKE, MAN!

267. YOU MESSIN' UP AGAIN, BABY.

268. JUST LEAVE IT.

269. - THIS AIN'T NO VACATION.

270. THIS HURTS!

271. - FASTER, MEATWAD!

272. - THERE IT IS!

273. - I WANT TO SEE THE KING.

274. - YOU ARE SEEING THE COUNT.

275. - VELCOME. I AM DRACULA.

276. - CAN I LISTEN?

277. - THIS IS MY GRAVE.

278. - CAN I LISTEN?

279. - THE "D" ON MY GRAVE...

280. - CAN I LISTEN?

281. - STANDS FOR "DRACULA."

282. - THE "D" ON THE GRAVE

283. STANDS FOR DRACULA.

284. THAT'S WHAT THE "D" IS FOR, HUH?

285. IT STANDS FOR "DRACULA."

286. - SHAKE, WILL YOU - TURN THAT DOWN?

287. - YOU DO NOT NEED

288. TO RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME!

289. - LOOK, MY POINT IS

290. DRACULA IS DEAD.

291. - YEAH, I KNOW, I KNOW.

292. I RENTED THE HEADPHONES.

293. - SO THAT BUS OUTSIDE

294. OF OUR HOUSE IS NOT DRACULA.

295. - I KNOW.

296. IT'S THE GHOST OF DRACULA.

297. - IT'S A DAMN SCHOOL BUS!

298. - ALL RIGHT! - IT'S A SCHOOL BUS!

299. - HEY, HERE'S A FUN IDEA.

300. LET'S GO GET SOME CATFISH.

301. - NO, LET'S GO NAIL OURSELVES

302. TO THE CART AND PULL ME HOME,

303. 'CAUSE THIS VACATION IS OVER!

304. - IF IT'S ONE THING I LIKE,

305. IT'S A GOOD 6-WEEK VACATION.

306. BEING A DETECTIVE,

307. OF COURSE, USUALLY I'M OUT

308. SOLVING A LOT OF BIG MYSTERIES,

309. AND I DON'T HAVE TIME...

310. - SHAKE! LOOK!

311. - YEAH, LOOK. THEY JUST - TOSSED THE MAIL IN THE YARD

312. LIKE A PACK OF ANIMALS.

313. - WHAT HAPPENED - TO CARL'S HOUSE?

314. - HEY, WHICH ONE OF YOU

315. GUYS LEFT THE DOOR OPEN?

316. AND TORE IT OFF THE HINGES

317. AND THREW IT IN THE YARD?

318. - WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE?

319. - OH, HEY. - WHERE YOU GUYS BEEN?

320. - MEMPHIS. - REALLY?

321. - YES. - THAT'S AWESOME.

322. HOW WAS IT?

323. - OH, IT WAS VERY NICE.

324. THEY LIGHT UP THE BRIDGE.

325. WE HAD FRIED CATFISH.

326. - WHEN DID YOU HAVE - FRIED CATFISH?

327. - WHO ARE YOU, AND WHAT ARE YOU - DOING IN OUR HOUSE?

328. - OH, UM... I REALLY HAD

329. TO GET TO THIS LIGHT.

330. IT'S BEEN DRIVING ME NUTS.

331. ISN'T IT GREAT?

332. - YES, IT IS GREAT.

333. OH, IS IT... HEY...

334. THIS IS THAT MOVIE.

335. - YEAH, IT'S - "ASSISTED LIVING DRACULA."

336. IT'S REALLY GOOD.

337. THE GUY'S GOOD IN IT.

338. - AND WHAT IS THIS?

339. - THAT'S CARL. - DO YOU GUYS KNOW HIM?

340. HE'S GOT A REAL MOUTH ON HIM.

341. - MY STOMACH IS VIBRATING.

342. - OH, HEY, CARL!

343. I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU

344. WITH ALL THAT... SILK.

345. - PLEASE, GOD!

346. CUT ME DOWN HERE, FRY MAN.

347. - WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM?

348. - UH, JUST LAID 1,000 OF MY EGGS - INSIDE OF HIS ESOPHAGUS.

349. YOU KNOW, I NEED

350. TO PROPAGATE MY SPECIES,

351. AND HE'S BEING A BABY ABOUT IT.

352. - WELL, YOU KNOW, - WE HAVE A CLONER.

353. - SERIOUSLY?

354. - OH, NO! THE CLONER!

355. - THE BROWNIES! - MY BROWNIES!

356. - RUN! - TO THE POOL!

357. - WAIT, YOU GUYS HAVE

358. A POOL? OH, MY GOD!

359. - YOU PUT A BROWNIE IN MY

360. CLONING DEVICE, DIDN'T YOU?

361. - NO! YES. I DON'T KNOW.

362. MAYBE.

363. LISTEN, THAT WAS 6 WEEKS AGO.

364. LOOK, I LOCKED THE DOOR.

365. JUST... LET THEM

366. JUST DUKE IT OUT.

367. - YOU DIDN'T LOCK THAT DOOR.

368. IT WAS OUT IN THE YARD.

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