Aqua Teen Hunger Force 1x2

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Andy Merrill as Rice Henchmen (voice)

Leprechauns use Dr. Weird's Rainbow Machine to mug people from afar, apparently for shoes. Although they don't end up with anything more than a gold chain, a Banarama tape with no case and rollerskates.

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1. - GENTLEMEN,

2. I HAVE CREATED THIS THING.

3. - W-WHAT IS IT?

4. - I DON'T KNOW.

5. STAND OVER HERE.

6. - YOU MEAN RIGHT HE... WHOA!

7. HEY! HEY! HEY!

8. - IT WORKS!

9. I AM ONE CAN SHORT OF A 6-PACK.

10. THE LIGHTS!

11. WHO IS THAT?

12. WHO'S HERE?

13. THAT THING I CREATED,

14. IT'S GONE.

15. WHO COULD HAVE PENETRATED

16. MY IMPENETRABLE FORTRESS?

17. MY HAIR HEATER!

18. - AQUA TEEN

19. HUNGER FORCE,

20. NUMBER ONE

21. IN THE 'HOOD, G.

22. - FRYLOCK, FIND OUT

23. DISSOLVES MEAT.

24. WHAT KIND OF ACID

25. - NO! DON'T DO THAT!

26. - YES, MEATWAD, - THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING.

27. - THAT'S NOT WHAT WE'RE DOING. - FRYLOCK!

28. - DON'T DO IT, FRYLOCK...

29. - LOOK IT UP ON THE INTERNET.

30. - SHUT UP, MEATWAD. - HEY, LET GO OF ME!

31. - WILL YOU BE QUIET - WHEN I'M TALKING?

32. - "GO DOWN TO THE PARK - AND STEP INTO THE RAINBOW

33. - "AND YOU'LL BE RICH - WITH GOLD!

34. - "FORWARD THIS - TO 20 PEOPLE

35. "OR WE WILL BURN YOUR BRAIN

36. FROM THE INSIDE.

37. GO DOWN TO THE DAMN PARK!"

38. - MAN, WHO WOULD BE STUPID ENOUGH - TO CHECK THIS OUT?

39. - ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA

40. ANOTHER 5 MINUTES.

41. GIVE THIS RAINBOW THING

42. - AND IF - IT DON'T SHOW UP QUICK,

43. THEN I AM GOING DOWN

44. TO THE STORE

45. - AND GET - A HOT ROD MAGAZINE,

46. BECAUSE THEY GOT THE CHICKS

47. WITH THE BOOBS ON THERE.

48. - EXCELLENT.

49. ANOTHER VICTIM FALLS PREY

50. TO MY BRILLIANT E-MAIL PLAN.

51. SOON, WE WILL

52. HAVE ENOUGH TREASURE

53. TO RULE ALL OF NEW JERSEY.

54. - FLARGIN, HE DOESN'T

55. HE HAS ANY MONEY

56. REALLY LOOK LIKE

57. OR A JOB OR A WALLET.

58. - WELL, I'M SURE HE HAS ON

59. DECENT TENNIS SHOES.

60. - HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE POCKETS.

61. LOOK, HE'S WEARING SWEATPANTS.

62. - DINGLE! - FEET.

63. - ENGAGE

64. THE RAINBOW MACHINE.

65. - YEAH.

66. HERE COME THE GOLD.

67. OH, LOOK AT THIS, NOW.

68. I DON'T SEE CRAP IN THERE.

69. I KNOW THIS GAME.

70. THIS IS HOW THEY GET...

71. - YES, FAT MAN, THIS IS

72. HOW WE GET YOU.

73. - HEY THERE.

74. WHERE'S THE GOLD, THERE?

75. - FLIP-FLOPS?

76. WHAT IS THIS?

77. - WHAT DID I SAY?

78. - NO MONEY, - NO JOB, NO TASTE.

79. - HOW YOU DOING THERE, - BOZO?

80. GIVE ME THE GOLD.

81. - UGH! - OW! JESUS!

82. - NEXT TIME - YOU COME TO THE PARK, FAT MAN...

83. UGH! UH...

84. - YOU WEAR YOUR GOOD SHOES!

85. - THIS SURE IS RELAXING,

86. FRYLOCK.

87. - YES. NICE, ISN'T IT?

88. - MASTER SHAKE SAID - IT WOULD DISSOLVE ME

89. - AND THEN I WOULD GET CLOGGED - IN THE FILTER

90. AND THEN BABIES

91. WOULD COME AND EAT ME.

92. - BUT THAT - HASN'T HAPPENED YET.

93. - GET READY. - OH, GREAT.

94. - I'M ABOUT - TO CANNONBALL...

95. WHAT IS THIS?

96. - HEY, MASTER SHAKE.

97. - MEATWAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING

98. IN MY POOL?

99. - LOOK. I'M A MEAT BUOY.

100. - YES.

101. - WHERE YOU - SHOULD HAVE A BRAIN

102. - THERE'S JUST A CAVITY - THAT KEEPS YOU AFLOAT.

103. ISN'T THAT SOMETHING

104. TO BE VERY PROUD OF?

105. - LOOK, I HAVE A BRAIN.

106. I JUST TOOK IT OUT

107. SO IT WOULDN'T GET WET.

108. - YEAH, MAN, HE TOOK

109. HIS BRAIN OUT. IT'S COOL.

110. - WELL, YEAH,

111. BUT... BUT WAIT!

112. YOU DON'T WANT THE WEREWOLF

113. TO SEE YOU SWIMMING.

114. HE WILL GET JEALOUS.

115. - YOU... NOW, YOU SAID...

116. - OH, NO!

117. WHAT'S THIS DOWN HERE?

118. - NO!

119. NO!

120. - HA HA! HO HO!

121. DID YOU SEE THAT?

122. HO HO!

123. - YOU'RE REALLY SICK, SHAKE. - YOU KNOW THAT?

124. - I AM

125. THE LORD OF ILLUSIONS.

126. - AAH!

127. - WHOA. OUCH.

128. - CARL, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

129. - OH, MY RIBS.

130. - WHAT HAPPENED?

131. - I GOT THIS E-MAIL - TO GO TO THE PARK

132. - AND STEP INSIDE - THE RAINBOW,

133. AND I'D GET SOME GOLD.

134. - GOLD?

135. COME ON,

136. LET'S GO GET THE GOLD.

137. - WAIT.

138. - I GOT - THAT SAME E-MAIL, CARL.

139. - YEAH, WELL, - DON'T GO, OK?

140. - BECAUSE THAT RAINBOW - THREW ME ALL OVER THE PLACE,

141. AND THEN SOME LITTLE GUY

142. KICKED MY HEAD IN

143. AND TOOK MY CHAIN.

144. - AND THEN YOU

145. THE GOLD? WHERE IS IT?

146. GOT THE GOLD. SO WHERE'S

147. - YOU KNOW WHAT, SHAKE?

148. DO GO. YOU'LL HAVE FUN.

149. - HMM...

150. IT SOUNDS LIKE SOME SORT OF

151. INTERNET PYRAMID MUGGING SCHEME.

152. - OH, NO.

153. IS THAT THIS IS A MYSTERY,

154. SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING

155. AND WE GOT TO GO SOLVE IT,

156. RIGHT?

157. I SCHEDULED THIS DAY OFF

158. OVER 2 WEEKS AGO.

159. I MADE A MEMO.

160. - SHAKE, WE NEED - TO GO DOWN TO THE PARK

161. AND FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON.

162. - OH, WAIT.

163. YOU SAID THE PARK?

164. I HAVE A PLAN.

165. AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE,

166. ASSEMBLE.

167. - WATCH OUT, Y'ALL.

168. SHAKE GOT A PLAN

169. TO CATCH ALL YOU PERPETRATORS.

170. - HEY, BROAD, LET'S DATE.

171. COME, LOOK BEHIND THE TREES,

172. SWEETIE BABY.

173. - COME GET THE THINGS - I BOUGHT FOR YOU

174. WHILE THEY'RE NICE.

175. - WHAT KIND OF A PLAN - IS THIS?

176. - YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

177. THERE'S NO GIRLS HERE AT ALL.

178. I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.

179. WE SHOULD HAVE GONE

180. CHICKS LOVE TO CLEAN.

181. TO THE DRY CLEANERS.

182. - CHICKS?

183. - WE'RE HERE - TO SOLVE A MYSTERY, SHAKE.

184. - I KNOW.

185. - THE MYSTERY - OF WHERE THE WOMEN ARE, RIGHT?

186. COME ON, BABY.

187. COME BEHIND THE TREE

188. AND GET SOME SUGAR.

189. - I'M STARTING TO GET - A CRAMP.

190. - DO NOT MOVE - OR SAY ANYTHING.

191. - YOU'RE SCARING AWAY - ALL THE BABES

192. - WITH YOUR FLUIDS - AND DISEASES.

193. - LOOK, I WANT TO GO BACK

194. TO BALL SHAPE.

195. I DON'T LIKE BEING A MAN.

196. - WELL, YOU'RE NEVER

197. WITH THE WAY YOU ACT.

198. GONNA BE A MAN

199. - WHAT IN THE HELL - IS THAT?

200. YOU KNOW, THIS WHOLE PLAN

201. IS JUST ATTRACTING

202. A BUNCH OF GOOBERS.

203. - WHAT DO THEIR SHOES - LOOK LIKE?

204. - SEEMS KIND OF STUPID

205. FOR SHOES.

206. DOING THIS WHOLE THING

207. - IT'S NOT JUST

208. - AND FOR WHAT?

209. FOR SHOES. IT'S FOR...

210. THIS BANANARAMA TAPE

211. WITH NO CASE?

212. WE REALLY SCORED BIG

213. ON THAT ONE, DIDN'T WE, BUDDY?

214. - YOU...

215. SHUT UP! JUST...

216. JUST TURN ON THE MACHINE!

217. - FEET.

218. - LOOK. THAT'S THE RAINBOW

219. FROM CARL'S E-MAIL.

220. - YOU'RE - RIGHT, SHAKE. GOOD WORK.

221. - GOLD! I'M RICH!

222. - SHAKE, NO!

223. - WHOA! AAH!

224. - WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

225. - THAT RAINBOW - JUST TOOK SHAKE AWAY.

226. - REALLY? THAT IS AWFUL.

227. - LET'S GO GET - SOME ICE CREAM.

228. - WAIT, MEATWAD.

229. WE NEED TO FIND HIM.

230. AND WHEN WE FIND SHAKE,

231. WE'LL FIND OUR CULPRITS.

232. - OR WE COULD JUST GET

233. A NEW ROOMMATE.

234. LOOK, YOU GO FIND HIM.

235. HE DON'T YELL AT YOU.

236. - ALL I EVER TRY TO DO - IS MAKE HIM SMILE

237. - AND SING AROUND HIM - AND DANCE AROUND HIM,

238. AND HE JUST LAYS IN TO ME.

239. - HE TOLD ME - TO GET IN THE FREEZER

240. - BECAUSE THERE WAS A CARNIVAL - IN THERE.

241. THERE WASN'T

242. IT WAS A DAMN FREEZER.

243. NO CARNIVAL.

244. I GOT FREEZER BURN;

245. THE CHICKEN.

246. I GOT MUSHED UP AGAINST

247. - HANG ON. - HANG ON A SECOND, MEATWAD.

248. MY FRYDAR IS PICKING UP

249. SOME VERY SMALL BRAIN ACTIVITY.

250. - WOO-HOO! I'M RICH...

251. - GREAT. HE'S ALIVE. - DAMN IT!

252. - RICH BEYOND - MY WILDEST IMAGINATION.

253. GET AWAY FROM THAT.

254. - I CALL THAT ONE... THAT PILE'S - MINE AS WELL.

255. - NO FEET.

256. - YEAH, - THAT'S RIGHT, ASS.

257. NO FEET.

258. - WHAT IS THIS? A FRISBEE?

259. - GET AWAY - FROM OUR PRECIOUS TREASURE.

260. - YOU CALL THIS

261. IT'S BENT.

262. FRISBEE TREASURE?

263. THIS IS CRAP!

264. WHERE'S THE GOLD?

265. - GOOD QUESTION.

266. I TOLD YOU WE NEEDED

267. IN ANTWERP, FLARGIN.

268. TO BE DOING THIS

269. - AT LEAST - THEY HAVE DIAMONDS.

270. - WELL, MERLE, YOU KNOW

271. - YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE PART - OF THIS PLAN.

272. - YEAH, BUT I'M THE ONLY ONE - THAT LOOKS NORMAL ENOUGH

273. TO GO INTO TOWN AND BUY US FOOD,

274. ISN'T THAT RIGHT?

275. - NORMAL?

276. YOU'RE NOT EVEN IRISH!

277. - LOOK, I TOLD YOU WHEN WE MET

278. THAT I WAS NOT A LEPRECHAUN,

279. THAT I WAS FROM RHODE ISLAND,

280. AND THAT I WAS HALF KOREAN,

281. - AND YOU SAID - IT DIDN'T MATTER.

282. - YOU'RE BOTH YO-YOS.

283. SHUT UP, YOU YO-YOS.

284. - GET RID OF HIM.

285. - LOOK HERE, GNOME,

286. I'LL SAVE YOU THE TROUBLE.

287. SCREW THIS.

288. I'M OUT OF HERE.

289. - SHAKE, WE FOUND YOU.

290. - YES. THAT'S AMAZING.

291. - WAIT. - ARE THOSE ROLLER SKATES?

292. - THOSE ARE - ROLLER SKATES!

293. - LET'S GO. - THEY DON'T HAVE NOTHING.

294. - IT'S LIKE A FLEA MARKET - THREW UP IN THERE.

295. - LOOK, A BANANARAMA TAPE.

296. WHERE YOU ARE!

297. - THAT'S MINE! DROP IT

298. - SO YOU'RE THE ONES

299. SENDING ALL THESE E-MAILS

300. - WITH THIS LAPTOP. - THAT'S A FREE BOOMERANG.

301. - AND THEN YOU'RE USING

302. TO MUG PEOPLE.

303. THIS RAINBOW MACHINE

304. - THEY ARE?

305. THAT'S RIGHT. THEY ARE.

306. THAT'S WHY

307. I GOT HERE FIRST.

308. - NOW YOU KNOW TOO MUCH!

309. TURN ON THE MACHINE!

310. NO!

311. - YOU BROKE IT!

312. - PREPARE TO DIE!

313. - LOOK, WE DID NOT DO IT.

314. - WE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.

315. - THAT MACHINE WAS HERE - WHEN WE GOT HERE.

316. - IN FACT, WHAT HAPPENED...

317. I HEARD IT ALL BEFORE.

318. - STOW IT, PEE WEE.

319. JUST SAVE IT FOR THE JUDGE

320. BEC... IS THAT GOLD?

321. IT IS GOLD!

322. - YOU DON'T NEED A MACHINE

323. TO MAKE A RAINBOW,

324. FOR RAINBOWS ARE MADE

325. OF HAPPY THOUGHTS AND DREAMS

326. AND CHOCOLATE UNICORNS

327. AND GUMDROPS

328. AND LICORICE SUNSETS

329. AND FUZZY GUMDROP BEARS

330. AND SUGAR-COATED

331. CHOCOLATE GUMDROPLAND.

332. - NO WAY IN HELL.

333. - SO ALL WE NEED TO DO

334. IS DREAM

335. AND A RAINBOW WILL COME OUT

336. AND CAPTURE PEOPLE

337. - AND WE CAN TAKE - THEIR STUFF?

338. - WHAT?

339. BECAUSE WE DIDN'T DO IT.

340. - I MEAN, IN THEORY

341. - WAIT A SECOND.

342. DID YOU SAY YOU DIDN'T DO IT?

343. - BECAUSE THAT'S ALL I NEED - TO HEAR.

344. - COME ON, - THEY DIDN'T DO IT.

345. - WHAT ABOUT ALL THIS TREASURE - AND THE LAPTOP

346. AND THE E-MAILS

347. AND THE RAINBOW MACHINE?

348. - WELL, WHAT ABOUT THIS CHAIN?

349. - WHAT ABOUT IT?

350. - LOOK. IT'S GLINTING

351. IN THE SUNLIGHT.

352. - RUN!

353. - WAIT A MINUTE.

354. OH, GREAT.

355. NOW THEY'RE GONE, SHAKE.

356. - YES, THEY ESCAPED

357. TO FRAME THEM.

358. BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING

359. SO WE NEED TO GET BACK

360. - SO I CAN GET THIS BABY - POLISHED UP

361. BEFORE

362. THE NIGHTCLUBS OPEN.

363. COME ON. WE'RE DONE.

364. - THAT'S WHAT Y'ALL GET

365. WITH THE AQUA TEENS.

366. WHEN Y'ALL MESS

367. - OH, GOOD. YOU'RE BACK.

368. - TELL ME YOU GOT

369. THOSE LITTLE GREEN GUYS.

370. - CARL, THOSE GREEN GUYS,

371. IT TURNS OUT,

372. THEY DIDN'T DO IT.

373. - OH, REALLY?

374. - AND SO, THIS WILL REMAIN

375. ONE OF THE GREAT

376. UNSOLVED MYSTERIES OF OUR TIME.

377. - WONDERFUL.

378. WHILE WE'RE ON THE TOPIC,

379. WHAT'S THAT AROUND

380. YOUR LITTLE STRAW THING THERE,

381. DANGLING

382. LIKE IT'S YOURS?

383. - OH, YOU LIKE IT? IT'S NEW.

384. - YEAH, I DO LIKE IT.

385. I LIKED IT WHEN I BOUGHT IT.

386. - THEN MAYBE - YOU CAN ANSWER THIS FOR ME.

387. - IS IT REAL GOLD? - BECAUSE IT'S LEAVING, LIKE,

388. A LITTLE GREENISH STREAK

389. ON MY LID.

390. - SHH! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP

391. SO THAT THE REAL RAINBOW

392. WILL COME IN...

393. - THE REAL RAINBOW! - I DID IT!

394. I BROUGHT HAPPINESS

395. AND JOY TO US ALL.

396. - WOW!

397. - OOH, GOOD!

398. - WELL, I GOT TO GO.

399. SEE YOU LATER.

400. - OH! THE DREAMHOUSE

401. WE'VE ALWAYS DREAMED ABOUT!

402. - NO FEET...

403. - HANG ON, DINGLE.

404. FLARGIN, WHERE'S IT GONNA LAND?

405. - YOU HEARD HIM. - YOU'RE DEAD, PUNK! DEAD!

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