Aqua Teen Hunger Force 1x18

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Carl is visited by the Cybernetic Ghost Of Christmas Past From The Future and learns that his house is built on an elfin graveyard, thus causing his pool to fill with blood. Then the Cybernetic Ghost Of Christmas Past From The Future recounts a long story about the first Christmas.

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1. Dr.

2. RUN, FAT BOY, RUN!

3. AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE.

4. NUMBER ONE IN THE 'HOOD, G.

5. FAT MAN, ARISE.

6. OH. OH, GOD!

7. NOW YOU LISTEN DIRECTLY TO ME,

8. OF CHRISTMAS PAST,

9. WHAT CHRISTMAS WAS LIKE.

10. ALL RIGHT.

11. FOR LITTLE CARL IN 1968.

12. OH, BOY, OH, BOY!

13. A NEW MOMMY.

14. - YEAH, IT'S NOT. - UNWRAP IT, YOU LITTLE CREEP.

15. - IN AN HOUR.

16. WHAT IS THIS, THERE?

17. IS THIS CARPET,

18. CARPET?

19. DADDY?

20. NO, NO. IT'S BERBER.

21. THAT'S AN INDUSTRY TERM.

22. HEY, IT'S LIKE A FLYING

23. MAGIC CARPET HERE.

24. LOOK AT THIS.

25. IN EGYPT LAND.

26. I'M FLYING AROUND

27. - DON'T GET TOO ATTACHED - THERE, ALADDIN,

28. - 'CAUSE IT'S ABOUT TO BE - MAGIC FLYING DINNER.

29. YOU CAN'T EAT CARPET,

30. SILLY DADDY.

31. NO, OF COURSE,

32. YOU CAN'T, LIKE THAT.

33. YOU GOT TO BOIL IT,

34. SOFT, YOU KNOW?

35. OH, JEEZ!

36. LOOK AT THE TIME.

37. - BUT IT'S CHRISTMAS, - DADDY.

38. YOU'RE NOT GETTING OUT OF THIS.

39. AND YOUR RESPIRATOR.

40. - AN 8-YEAR-OLD!

41. DON'T MAKE ME GO.

42. COME ON!

43. I DON'T WANT TO MAKE...

44. YOU'RE LATE!

45. OH, GOD!

46. THAT CHRISTMAS, DON'T YOU?

47. NO, I... YOU KNOW,

48. - CARPET.

49. AND THE ROBOTS, THOUGH.

50. THE WAR OF MAN

51. THROUGH THE EARLY SEVENTIES.

52. - YOU DON'T REMEMBER - BECAUSE BACK THEN,

53. IT WAS ONLY A PROPHECY.

54. YEAH. COULDN'T...

55. BUT NOW, IN THE FUTURE,

56. THE PAST HAS OCCURRED.

57. NOW, JUST HANG ON

58. A SECOND, OK?

59. SURE.

60. YOU'RE THE GHOST

61. RIGHT?

62. OF CHRISTMAS PAST,

63. THAT IS CORRECT.

64. OK, WELL,

65. I MEAN, YOU KNOW

66. THAT IT'S FEBRUARY,

67. RIGHT?

68. I AM A ROBOT.

69. WELL, UH, YOU KNOW,

70. OBVIOUSLY.

71. WHAT ARE YOU,

72. STUPID?

73. W-WELL, NO, I'M...

74. IN DECEMBER, TOMORROW.

75. OK, WHATEVER THERE.

76. ON THE WAY...

77. DO WHAT?

78. JUST LEAVE!

79. NEVER MIND!

80. - OH, GREAT. - HEY, CARL!

81. - WHAT? WHY ARE YOU HERE? - WHAT ELSE HAPPENS?

82. SORRY. LISTEN,

83. LIKE THIS...

84. I WOULDN'T BOTHER YOU

85. - SOMETHING'S WRONG - WITH MY ROOF, ISN'T IT?

86. WHAT? THE ROBOT'S

87. HE'S RIPPING UP MY SHINGLES.

88. ON MY ROOF, RIGHT?

89. - CARL, JUST RELAX. - LISTEN.

90. NOT A BIG DEAL.

91. THIS IS A BIG DEAL!

92. WHAT IS THIS?

93. IT'S A VERY BIG DEAL!

94. LOOK, AT FIRST I THOUGHT

95. - WHEN YOU PEE IN IT,

96. 'CAUSE I HAD TO PEE HERE

97. A NUMBER OF TIMES.

98. BUT LOOK AT IT, CARL.

99. THAT'S BLOOD,

100. MY FRIEND.

101. DAMN!

102. - OR SOMETHING!

103. COW BLOOD, CARL.

104. THIS IS...

105. ELFIN BLOOD!

106. - LIKE THIS TO ME?

107. WELL,

108. MAYBE...

109. I DON'T KNOW.

110. - OH, WAIT. - I DID IT.

111. - Frylock: SO WHY DID YOU FILL - CARL'S POOL WITH BLOOD?

112. WELL, THIS IS GOING

113. TO TAKE A LONG TIME,

114. TO GET SOME SNACKS.

115. NO, NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

116. I THINK I CAN WAIT FOR IT.

117. WELL, I'M GOING

118. TO GET FOOD.

119. THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO,

120. AS WE KNEW HIM,

121. OF CLAUS...

122. AND HIS OWN WASTE,

123. CREATURES WITH CRINKLED HANDS,

124. THE PREVIOUS YEAR.

125. AND DEFECATED UPON,

126. OF CHILDREN.

127. IT WASN'T A HOLLY-JOLLY

128. CHRISTMAS THAT YEAR,

129. FOR MANY WERE KILLED.

130. WELL, THAT STILL DOESN'T

131. TELL ME WHY...

132. I'M NOT FINISHED.

133. - GOTTEN A SNACK.

134. - THE ICE-ENCASED EARTH,

135. TO MAKE HIS CONFUSED TOYS,

136. FOREVERMORE... ARTISTS

137. LIKE "TRAIN."

138. BECAUSE THEY WERE SO STUPID.

139. IN A BIG WAY.

140. BOY, THIS IS

141. A LONG STORY.

142. YOU KNOW, MAYBE I WILL

143. GET SOMETHING TO EAT.

144. YEAH, I THINK

145. WHILE I LISTEN TO YOU.

146. I'M GOING TO GET DRUNK

147. SO ABOUT THIS BLOOD...

148. LET'S JUST WAIT

149. FOR THEM.

150. LONG, OR...

151. WELL, I MEAN,

152. WE MOVED HERE NEXT TO CARL...

153. ALL RIGHT, WE'RE BACK.

154. THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO,

155. THE GLOBE UNNAVIGABLE.

156. WHERE THE NORTH POLE WAS.

157. HOW COULD HE?

158. BEFORE SCIENCE EXISTED,

159. HIS WORKSHOP RIGHT HERE,

160. LONG BEFORE THEY UNIONIZED,

161. IN FRONT OF THE GREAT RED...

162. - Frylock: - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

163. WHO... WHO UNIONIZED?

164. WOULDN'T YOU LIKE

165. TO KNOW?

166. PROBABLY YOUR MAMA.

167. OUT OF DOO-DOO.

168. - IS THAT?

169. IT'S OK, MEATWAD.

170. THIS IS ALL A BUNCH OF BULL.

171. YOU DON'T BELIEVE?

172. BELIEVE WHAT?

173. - THAT YOU'RE A GHOST AND THAT - SANTA CLAUS IS AN APE?

174. THAT'S THE MOST RIDICULOUS...

175. HE WAS AN APE.

176. NOW HE IS A MACHINE.

177. AND A GLASS OF MILK...

178. FOR A MACHINE?

179. - NO, MAN, - HE'S AN APE.

180. - I MEAN, WAIT. - HE IS A MACHINE.

181. ON PURPOSE.

182. - BACK THEN WAS UNDEVELOPED,

183. COULDN'T MAKE MACHINES

184. WITH THEIR CRINKLED HANDS.

185. FROM THE RED PLANET,

186. - MUCH DEFECATION.

187. - YEAH, YEAH. - YOU MENTIONED THAT.

188. THOUSANDS OF YEARS...

189. DID YOU SAY THIS WAS?

190. NO, SHUT UP!

191. YOU STILL HAVEN'T EXPLAINED

192. WITH ELF BLOOD.

193. I TOLD YOU EARLIER,

194. CIRCUITING.

195. - YOU DIDN'T MENTION - NO GREAT CIRCUITING.

196. OH, I DIDN'T?

197. THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO,

198. AS WE KNEW HIM,

199. NAMED SPACE MONKEY,

200. BABIES COME FROM,

201. FOR MACHINES.

202. - BOY, THAT'S - SOME STORY.

203. ABOUT, YOU KNOW,

204. IN, YOU KNOW, A PHYSI...

205. NO!

206. THAT IS VERY WRONG!

207. OF FLUID EXCHANGE.

208. I AM TALKING!

209. - I'M SORRY.

210. - I NODDED OFF. - WHAT DID I MISS?

211. - WELL, YOU SHOULD - HAVE BEEN LISTENING,

212. 'CAUSE HE SAID

213. 'CAUSE SANTA APE WAS

214. AND MACHINES,

215. - WON.

216. AND THEN THIS HERE...

217. WE'RE STANDING ON...

218. THIS HERE, WHERE

219. - PLAYGROUND.

220. IT IS A GRAVEYARD!

221. - GRAVEGROUND. - SOMETHING.

222. AND THAT'S WHY

223. WITH BLOOD,

224. THE POOL'S FILLED

225. - 'CAUSE HE - OVER THERE,

226. - THAT GHOST... - HE'S HAUNTING IT,

227. - 'CAUSE CARL

228. - 'CAUSE - HE LIVES HERE.

229. - SOMETHING, TOO, - ABOUT BABIES.

230. - THAT WAY.

231. - CARL, DID YOU GET - ALL THAT?

232. HEY, CARL,

233. WAKE UP. YOU'RE WASTED.

234. WHAT?

235. - YOU DIDN'T HEAR A WORD - HE SAID, DID YOU?

236. - OH, I GUESS NOT. - WHAT DID HE SAY?

237. - A BUZZ KILL, BUT HE SAID

238. AND THEY'RE PISSED OFF.

239. - ALL RIGHT, FINE. - WE'LL DO THAT.

240. AND THE BLOOD'S JUST

241. UNLESS, UH...

242. GONNA KEEP FLOWING,

243. ELDERS IN SPACE.

244. - I'LL DO IT. - WHAT DO I DO?

245. RED APE.

246. OK. HOW MUCH?

247. SEXUALLY.

248. WONDERFUL.

249. - Frylock: HEY, MAN. - YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T - HAVE TO MOVE.

250. THE ROBOT TALKED ABOUT.

251. LOOK, I KNOW IT'S BEEN

252. A WHILE, RIGHT, BUT, UH,

253. I'M NOT GONNA GET HUMPED

254. IN SPACE, OK?

255. NO, THANK YOU.

256. NOW GET LOST.

257. ON MY BLOODY HOUSE.

258. I DON'T NEED YOU HERE

259. FREAKING HIM OUT.

260. OH, GOD!

261. WHOA.

262. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,

263. - WHY DON'T YOU GO - NEXT DOOR AND USE - OUR BATHROOM?

264. THAT'S JUST WHAT

265. GET NUDE IN YOUR HOUSE.

266. I WANT TO DO IS, YOU KNOW,

267. YO, CARL,

268. THIS HOUSE FULL OF BLOOD, G?

269. YEAH, SO IT'S A FULL,

270. YOU KNOW, FULL 3-2.

271. - HERE,

272. WITH THE...

273. - TO MEXICO TOMORROW.

274. WITH THE SHRIEKING ROBOT.

275. THERE HE IS.

276. AND IN THE SUMMERTIME,

277. YOU GOT THIS.

278. I GOT A QUESTION.

279. - HOW LONG DOES - THIS BLOOD LAST? - I DON'T KNOW.

280. YOU KNOW, LET ME TALK

281. TO MY BLOOD GUY HERE.

282. - WILL FLOW FOREVER,

283. FROM THE ELFIN GRAVES.

284. FOREVER.

285. - GREAT.

286. - I'M GONNA LINE

287. - FOR THE SACRIFICES.

288. WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN?

289. DANZIG,

290. HUH.

291. - NOW, IS THERE A WAY

292. - THE WALLS?

293. I DON'T SEE WHY NOT.

294. - THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT? - GOING UP THE WALL?

295. THAT'S ELF BLOOD, TOO.

296. THAT'S NOT CHEAP, YOU KNOW.

297. HOW MUCH YOU WANT?

298. - OH, I DON'T KNOW, - YOU KNOW.

299. MAYBE, UH, I DON'T KNOW,

300. A MILLION?

301. KILLER.

302. - TOMORROW.

303. - YOU'RE SERIOUS. - THANK YOU, GOD!

304. SPRINKLERS ALL THE TIME?

305. DON'T YOU THINK?

306. A HELL OF A LOT BETTER,

307. - I'M GONNA GO TALK - TO HIM.

308. HE'S COMING OVER HERE!

309. - OK, GET OUT OF HERE! - I'LL HANDLE IT.

310. - JUST GO AWAY. MEATWAD! - COME ON! HURRY!

311. HEY!

312. HEY, DANZIG.

313. BUTT WIPE! OPEN UP!

314. - HOW'S IT GOING, BUDDY? - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

315. - YOU GUYS SEEN - MY ROBOT? - Meatwad: YES.

316. - NO, WE... SHUT UP! - WE HAVEN'T SEEN HIM.

317. YEAH, 'CAUSE I'M

318. BLOOD FRONT RIGHT NOW,

319. - AND HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE - HOOKING ME UP WITH THAT.

320. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU.

321. IF WE SEE HIM.

322. I MEAN, I'LL LET YOU KNOW

323. - HEY, YOU WANT - SOMETHING TO EAT?

324. - SOMETHING...

325. IN OUR HAUNTED KITCHEN.

326. DANZIG!

327. - TO EAT?

328. - Shake: WELL, - NOT TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT,

329. - RIGHT NOW?

330. IT'S A BUYER'S MARKET.

331. NOW, LOOK, LISTEN TO ME

332. AS YOU CAN.

333. WITH THE HOUSE,

334. - AND NOW HE'S - GONE.

335. IF YOU SEE THAT MOTHER...

336. YEAH, WE'LL TELL HIM.

337. YOU BETTER.

338. - HE'S OVER HERE,

339. - I'M GONNA BE EATING

340. OF YOUR SKULL.

341. VERSTANDLICH?

342. OK. SO...

343. THANK YOU.

344. HEY, MAN, YOU CAN

345. HE'S GONE.

346. COME OUT NOW.

347. - WITH THAT GUY.

348. HE IS SO ANNOYING,

349. HE IS SO FRIGHTENING,

350. - AND HE DOESN'T WEAR - A SHIRT.

351. BLEED RIGHT NOW!

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