Aqua Teen Hunger Force 1x16

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Shake is missing his Personal Digital Assistant. The gang proceeds to look in the Adirondack mountains and in Carl's pool for it, until finally they confront the thief. If he IS a thief. Or maybe Shake's just greedy and wants his PDA.

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1. GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!

2. I HAVE LOST WEIGHT!

3. - HEY, HEY, - LOOKING GOOD.

4. YES. UH,

5. ALL SUGARS GONE.

6. MANUALLY! WITH THIS!

7. OK, UH, I THINK I'M

8. GONNA GO TO LUNCH.

9. I NEED TO LOSE

10. 20 MORE POUNDS,

11. OR I'LL NEVER BE PRETTY!

12. AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE.

13. NUMBER ONE IN THE 'HOOD, G.

14. - WHERE THE HELL - IS IT?

15. - NO WONDER. IT LOOKED - GOOD RIGHT THERE.

16. - IT WAS DECORATIVE, - IT MATCHED THE DRAPES...

17. DON'T YOU PLAY DUMB!

18. TO DO THAT!

19. YOU KNOW WHY I HAD

20. - NOW GO OUTSIDE - AND GET IT!

21. TELL ME AGAIN WHY DID

22. YOU HAVE TO DO THAT, SHAKE.

23. - SOMEONE STOLE - MY PDA,

24. AND I WILL RUIN

25. MY ANGER!

26. THIS HOUSE WITH

27. SINCE WHEN DO YOU

28. DIGITAL ASSISTANT?

29. HAVE A PERSONAL

30. YOU DIDN'T GET MY

31. WIRELESS E-MAIL?

32. - GO GET - THE CHAIR!

33. - LOOK, SHAKE, PEOPLE - USUALLY GET A PDA

34. WHEN THEY HAVE A JOB

35. AND FRIENDS AND A LIFE.

36. - WELL, LISTEN TO ME. - YOU HAVE NO IDEA

37. - WHAT I HAPPEN TO DO - FOR A... FOR A LIVING.

38. YOU DAMN RIGHT I DON'T.

39. A HOT DOG TODAY.

40. I SAW YOU BOIL

41. - DID YOU GET PAID - FOR THAT?

42. BECAUSE I DON'T

43. SCHEDULING BOOK

44. HAVE ACCESS TO MY

45. BECAUSE MY PDA's GONE!

46. OK, HERE'S OUR CHAIR.

47. - NOW YOU GO GET - IT AGAIN!

48. - AND GET IT RIGHT - THIS TIME!

49. - OK, OK, JUST CALM DOWN, - ALL RIGHT?

50. - I'M SURE IT'S - AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.

51. I MEAN, WHERE ELSE

52. COULD IT BE?

53. - HMM. WELL, - I KNOW YESTERDAY

54. I WAS TRACKING

55. ALIEN FOOTPRINTS

56. IN THE ADIRONDACKS.

57. YEAH. RIGHT.

58. I HAD IT.

59. ON THE STUMP

60. I SET IT DOWN

61. TO MEET THEIR LEADER

62. AND KILL HIM

63. ONCE I FOUND HIS

64. OVER THE EARTH,

65. PLAN ABOUT TAKING

66. BUT THEN I PICKED

67. IT BACK UP.

68. HMM.

69. - I KNOW I HAD - IT THEN.

70. AND YOU'RE SURE

71. YES.

72. ABOUT ALL THIS?

73. TO THE ADIRONDACKS!

74. GOD, WHO PUT

75. THIS CHAIR HERE!

76. OK, UM,

77. WHEN I WAS SAYING

78. THE ADIRONDACKS,

79. I THINK WHAT I

80. WAS THOSE REALLY

81. WAS REFERRING TO

82. NICE CHAIRS THAT

83. IN THAT CATALOGUE.

84. I WAS LOOKING AT

85. SO YOU'VE NEVER BEEN

86. HERE IN YOUR LIFE?

87. IF I GOT 'EM, YOU KNOW

88. YOU'D SIT IN 'EM.

89. HEY,

90. CHECK THIS OUT.

91. OH, MY GOODNESS.

92. - OH, NO WAY! - IS THAT MY THING? - DID YOU FIND IT?

93. - I THINK THIS IS AN ACTUAL - ALIEN FOOTPRINT.

94. ARE YOU... WHAT?

95. COME ON! LET'S GO!

96. ARE YOU SERIOUS?

97. SHAKE, WE NEED

98. TO TRACK THESE.

99. - SHAKE?

100. MEATWAD?

101. I SAW HIM.

102. HEY, BUDDY.

103. HOW YOU DOING?

104. - OH, HEY YOURSELF, - BUDDY, HEY.

105. BY THE WAY, THANKS

106. WITH THOSE ALIEN GUYS.

107. FOR LEAVING ME BACK THERE

108. - I MEAN, YOU KNOW HOW - I LOVE GETTING STEPPED ON.

109. LOOK, I CAN'T...

110. THE BREAKS, RIGHT?

111. I MEAN, THOSE ARE

112. WHAT IS THIS?

113. A TORTURE DEVICE?

114. TOR... HA HA!

115. OH, COME ON.

116. WE'RE LOOKING

117. FOR MY THING TOGETHER.

118. - WE'RE LIKE BUDS. - IT'S COOL!

119. HEY, YOU FLY.

120. CHECK THE GUTTERS?

121. WHY DON'T YOU GO

122. - WHY WOULD IT BE UP - IN THE GUTTER, SHAKE?

123. THAT'S WHERE YOUR

124. DVD BURNER ENDED UP

125. - WHEN IT DECIDED - NOT TO WORK.

126. - OH, I DAMN SURE BETTER - NOT FIND THAT UP THERE.

127. WELL, THAT'S THE LAST

128. PLACE I REMEMBER CHUCKING IT.

129. - Shake: I KNOW YOU - HAVE IT. NOW, WHERE - DID YOU PUT IT?

130. - OR ARE YOU ENJOYING - THE BRINY DEEP?

131. WELL, I'M TELLING YOU

132. THAT I DID NOT TAKE IT.

133. YEAH, SURE.

134. YOU'LL TALK.

135. WAIT A MINUTE!

136. DON'T DO...

137. - THEY ALL TALK - SOONER OR LATER.

138. HEY! DAMN IT,

139. BURNER UP HERE!

140. YOU DID THROW MY DVD

141. LOOK, NEXT TIME, TRY

142. BUYING ONE THAT WORKS.

143. OH, MY GOD! PULL HIM UP!

144. HE'S TURNING BLUE!

145. - YOU KNOW, YOU BABY HIM - TOO MUCH.

146. - HE NEEDS TO LEARN - THE IMPORTANCE

147. - OF TELLING THE TRUTH, - FRYLOCK.

148. - GET HIM OUT - OF THIS DAMN CAGE!

149. - NOW, WHERE IS IT, - LITTLE MAN?

150. - MEATWAD, CAN YOU - HEAR ME? MEATWAD?

151. - WE'LL GO - IN YOUR ROOM NEXT!

152. DOES THAT SCARE YOU

153. THAT I SAID THAT?

154. - HMM? - THINK FAST!

155. 3. COME ON, MEATWAD.

156. - 1, 2... - ALL RIGHT!

157. WELL, I GUESS I'M

158. SATISFIED, THEN.

159. BREATHE, DAMN IT!

160. GET HIM AWAY FROM ME!

161. - I'LL MAKE A DEAL - WITH YOU.

162. - YOU COME CLEAN WITH ME - RIGHT NOW,

163. AND I WON'T BRING

164. YOUR PARENTS INTO THIS.

165. PARENTS?

166. - SHAKE, YOU NEED TO STOP - THIS RIGHT NOW. - MEATWAD DOESN'T HAVE IT.

167. - I HAVE SOME PARENTS, - FRYLOCK?

168. HELL NO, YOU DON'T

169. HAVE PARENTS.

170. - MEATWAD, MEATWAD, - MEATWAD, LOOK, - I MEAN, YOU MAY.

171. YOU MAY.

172. I DON'T KNOW.

173. YOU PROBABLY DO.

174. - MAYBE... - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

175. I'M GONNA HAVE TO BLOW

176. THIS THING APART.

177. WAIT A MINUTE,

178. CALM DOWN, ALL RIGHT?

179. SHAKE. LOOK, JUST

180. - ALL RIGHT, IT'S NOT - THAT SERIOUS.

181. BUT MY SCHEDULING!

182. MY DATABASE

183. I NEED TO ACCESS

184. AND SEE IF I'M

185. I DON'T KNOW.

186. ON SCHEDULE!

187. LOOK AT ME.

188. PLEASE, SHAKE.

189. COME ON. PLEASE.

190. WE DON'T NEED THIS.

191. FRYLOCK, YOU'RE RIGHT.

192. THIS IS CRAZY.

193. WHAT AM I DOING?

194. IT'LL TURN UP SOMEWHERE.

195. WON'T IT BE FUNNY?

196. I'M SURPRISED I

197. A POCKET SOMEWHERE.

198. DIDN'T HAVE IT IN

199. HA HA! EXCEPT

200. I GOT NO POCKETS.

201. IT'LL TURN UP.

202. - WELL, IT - WASN'T THERE.

203. BUT I HAD TO KNOW.

204. ROMULOX!

205. THE TRENTON TAR PITS!

206. THAT'S WHERE IT IS!

207. - Man: HI. THIS IS YOUR - CAPTAIN SPEAKING.

208. - WELCOME TO THE GLASS - BOTTOM BOAT RIDE

209. - AT THE WORLD-FAMOUS - TRENTON TAR PITS.

210. I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW

211. I'M A CONVICTED SEX OFFENDER.

212. WHAT KIND OF BOAT RIDE

213. IS THIS? WE AIN'T EVEN MOVING.

214. - OF COURSE WE'RE - NOT GONNA MOVE!

215. - WE'RE IN TAR, - FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

216. TAR? WELL, I TELL YOU,

217. LIKE A SHINGLE,

218. IF I WANT TO SMELL

219. - I'LL GO UP ON THE ROOF - AND GET MY FRISBEE

220. AND MY TANK TOP AND MY

221. CAPTAIN EO OUT OF THE GUTTER.

222. YEAH. HE'S RIGHT, SHAKE.

223. WHY ARE WE HERE?

224. SHH! ALL WILL

225. BE REVEALED

226. - IF YOU JUST LISTEN - TO THE CAPTAIN.

227. UH-OH,

228. TO THE HANDRAIL, FOLKS.

229. LADIES AND... HANG ON

230. - WE'RE ENTERING - SOME CHOPPY TAR.

231. - I HOPE OUR SHIP - WILL HOLD TOGETHER.

232. THIS IS THE WORST I THINK

233. I'VE EVER ENCOUNTERED.

234. OK, HERE WE GO.

235. OH, NO,

236. NOW WE'RE BEING ATTACKED.

237. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

238. LOOK TO YOUR LEFT OVER

239. THE TARBOARD SIDE.

240. - GIANT MICROSCOPIC - TAR MONSTERS.

241. - HE SAID TAR MONSTER! - I TOLD YOU!

242. I GUESS I'M GONNA HAVE

243. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

244. TO GET OUT AND FIGHT THEM,

245. - DIDN'T BELIEVE - ME, DID YOU?

246. GOOD LUCK, CAPTAIN.

247. - THERE AIN'T NOTHING - OVER HERE BUT TAR - AND A CONDOM WRAPPER.

248. THIS IS GROSS.

249. OK, I'M BACK,

250. AND GENTLEMEN.

251. AND WE'RE SAFE, LADIES

252. THEY WON'T BE BOTHERING

253. US ANYMORE.

254. I CHASED THEM OFF

255. WITH MY NUDITY.

256. DOES THAT AROUSE ANYONE

257. DOWN THERE, OR...

258. - Meatwad: - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

259. - IT MEANS WE'RE GONNA - GET OFF THIS BOAT RIGHT NOW.

260. LOOK, WILL YOU JUST READ

261. PLEASE? YOU'LL SEE IT.

262. THE INFORMATION PANEL,

263. YEAH,

264. TAR MONSTERS, HUH?

265. - HEY, HOW DO I KNOW - IF I'M AROUSED?

266. HUSH. HE'S READING.

267. "TAR. MOTHER

268. NATURE'S PHLEGM."

269. - WELL... WELL, WHAT... - WHAT DOES IT SAY

270. - ON THERE ABOUT - THE MONSTERS?

271. - IT DOESN'T SAY NOTHING. - THAT'S IT.

272. - BECAUSE THEY DON'T - WANT YOU TO KNOW - ABOUT THEM.

273. NOW, I'VE HAD

274. WITH THE TAR CREATURES

275. A LONGSTANDING RIVALRY

276. AND THE TAR LEADER

277. ROMULOX,

278. WHO IS A SON OF A...

279. - HE'S ALWAYS - TRYING TO COPY ME.

280. OK.

281. AND WE'VE DOCKED.

282. AND I FEEL A LITTLE SEXY.

283. - COME ON, SHAKE. - LET'S GO.

284. ROMULOX, I KNOW YOU'RE

285. OUT YOU'VE GOT MY PDA,

286. IN THERE, AND IF I FIND

287. ARE YOU GONNA BE IN

288. TROUBLE, BOY.

289. COME ON, SHAKE!

290. WHO DOWN THERE

291. AND FEEL SEXY WITH HIM?

292. WANTS TO MEET THE CAPTAIN

293. OOH, I DO! I WANT

294. TO MEET THE CAPTAIN!

295. NO, YOU DON'T.

296. - Meatwad: I WANTED TO - MEET THAT CAPTAIN,

297. GET SEXY WITH HIM,

298. OR WHATEVER HE SAID.

299. - HERE YOU GO, SHAKE. - WHAT IS THIS?

300. I GOT IT AT

301. IT'S A PAA...

302. THE GIFT SHOP.

303. - PERSONAL ANALOG - ASSISTANT.

304. - AND IT'S GOT THE TAR - PITS ON THE COVER

305. SO YOU CAN REMEMBER

306. FRIEND ROMULOX.

307. YOUR IMAGINARY

308. HOW DOES IT, UH,

309. SYNC UP WITH THE COMPUTER?

310. - WELL, IT DOESN'T. - YOU KIND OF HAVE

311. - TO WRITE YOUR - OWN DATES IN.

312. AW, GEE WHIZ!

313. THIS IS THE GREATEST

314. MY WHOLE LIFE

315. PRESENT I EVER HAD IN

316. THAT I NEVER WANTED EVER.

317. I'LL JUST BREAK OUT

318. THE GPS TRACKING...

319. OOH! I JUST REMEMBERED

320. IT DOESN'T HAVE IT.

321. IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE

322. A MAP IN HERE!

323. - ALL THAT'S IN HERE - IS PAPER!

324. IF I WANTED THAT,

325. OF TREES IN THE RAINFOREST.

326. I'D CHOP DOWN A BUNCH

327. YOU DON'T WANT IT,

328. I'LL USE IT.

329. GIVE IT TO ME.

330. NO. NOBODY WILL HAVE IT.

331. HEY, FRYLOCK, YOU KNOW,

332. I COULD HAVE PLAYED TETRIS,

333. BUT I'D HAVE TO ANIMATE IT

334. PAGE BY PAGE AND MAKE

335. A FLIP BOOK...

336. ROMULOX! YOU!

337. HEY. YEAH, IT'S ME.

338. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

339. WHO THE HELL IS THIS?

340. - TELL HIM WHO YOU - ARE, ROMULOX.

341. AND HEY, OH,

342. NICE GLOVES.

343. - WHEREVER DID - YOU GET THOSE?

344. - EXCUSE ME. - I'M ON THE PHONE.

345. - OH, JEEZ, I'M... - I DIDN'T SEE...

346. YOU KNOW, LET ME GET

347. SOME SUBHUMANS HERE.

348. BACK TO YOU. I'VE GOT

349. - VIDEOPHONE ME, - ALL RIGHT, BUDDY?

350. I'LL BE AT THE 10 SEASONS.

351. YOU GOTTA PAY...

352. - EXCUSE ME. WHAT ARE - YOU DOING IN OUR HOUSE?

353. LOOK, NOW, THAT WAS

354. A PHONE CALL.

355. - I'M SURE YOU'VE - HAD ONE,

356. BUT I GET THEM ALL

357. THE TIME.

358. - I WAS JUST SAYING - YOU HAVE THE GLOVES...

359. OH, THESE YELLOW...

360. YELLOWS.

361. THEY'RE THE ORIGINAL

362. OH, I DIDN'T SEE

363. THERE. NICE.

364. YOUR KNOCK-OFFS

365. - YOU GOING FOR THAT - IRONIC LOOK

366. OR THE, "LOOK,

367. MONEY" LOOK?

368. I DON'T HAVE ANY

369. - I DON'T KNOW. - WHICH ONE WOULD YOU DO?

370. PLEASE BE QUIET.

371. I'M SCHEDULING HERE.

372. - IS THIS YOUR PDA?

373. WITH AN MP3 FUNCTION!

374. - LOOK, I'M TRYING - TO PUT MY BIRTHDAY ON - THE SCHEDULE, ALL RIGHT?

375. AND IT'S METALLIC BLUE!

376. THIS IS THE ONE I WANT!

377. I MEAN, THE ONE I...

378. I HAD AND I LOST.

379. - SO YOU DIDN'T TAKE - HIS PDA?

380. OH, GEE, I'M SORRY.

381. IS THIS THE MOVIE THIEF,

382. MUSIC BY TANGERINE DREAM?

383. I DON'T THINK SO.

384. - HOW DO YOU GET - THE MUSIC TO GO?

385. - YEAH, DON'T HIT IT. - DON'T HIT IT. - COME ON.

386. JUST THINK ABOUT THE MUSIC,

387. WILL PICK UP YOUR VIBE.

388. AND THE MIND LINK FUNCTION

389. AH! IT WORKS!

390. DOES IT TELEPORT?

391. - I DON'T KNOW, MAN. - YOU TELL ME.

392. - AH! I GOTTA FRIGGING - HAVE THIS!

393. YEAH. TAKE IT.

394. REALLY?

395. IT'S YOURS.

396. YEAH. IT'S OLD, MAN.

397. IT IS?

398. - LOOK AT IT. - IT MAKES ME LOOK - LIKE A HILLBILLY.

399. - LOOK, I'M BETTER - THAN YOU, OK? - I JUST AM.

400. - WHOA, THAT'S COOL! - WHAT'S THAT?

401. WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE,

402. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, MAN?

403. DUDE? IT'S A GRAPPLING HOOK.

404. - WHAT'S WRONG WITH - YOUR ELBOW?

405. OH, YOU DIDN'T GET

406. THAT SURGERY. I'M SORRY.

407. - WE DON'T HAVE - INSURANCE.

408. ONLY 2 PEOPLE

409. THE EASYFLOW ELBOW,

410. IN THE WORLD HAVE

411. AND ONE OF THEM HAPPENS TO BE

412. NAMED BRUCE WILLIS.

413. AT THE CHATEAU.

414. OK. I'LL SEE YOU

415. - ALL RIGHT, - THE CHATEAU!

416. - HOLD ON, MAGELLAN. - I'M ON THE PHONE AGAIN.

417. HANDS-FREE BELL UNIT?

418. THIS ALREADY.

419. WE TALKED ABOUT

420. I'M SO SORRY.

421. I AM AUDI 5000.

422. CIAO.

423. - I'LL COME OVER. - I'LL CALL YOU LATER.

424. YOU SAY HI TO MAGELLAN

425. FOR ME THERE, CRAZY KOOK.

426. YEAH, IS THIS

427. V. RONEY INSURANCE?

428. OH, HEY, VISHAL.

429. HOW YOU DOING?

430. WHAT'S UP?

431. - I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU. - HOW ARE THE KIDS? GOOD?

432. WHAT DO YOU MEAN,

433. MY KIDS? WHAT'S UP?

434. YEAH, LOOK, VISHAL...

435. - WHERE DID YOU - GET MY NUMBER?

436. MY POOL EXPLODED...

437. AGAIN.

438. - WE DON'T COVER - MYSTERIOUS EXPLOSIONS...

439. WHAT DO YOU MEAN,

440. MYSTERIOUS EXPLOSIONS?

441. IT DOESN'T COVER

442. HOW MANY OF THESE DO YOU

443. LOOK LIKE A MONEY TREE?

444. HAVE IN A WEEK? DO I

445. I KNOW YOU'RE NOT

446. A MAGICAL MONEY TREE.

447. CARL, CARL, COME ON!

448. GUESS WHO I AM! GUESS!

449. NO, THAT'S NOTHING.

450. WHAT DO YOU CARE?

451. - YOU'RE NOT GONNA - COVER IT ANYWAY.

452. I'M BATMAN!

453. I'M BATMAN, TOO, HUH?

454. BETTER HOPE YOUR GUTTER

455. DIDN'T SCRATCH MY HOOK.

456. CARL?

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