Aqua Teen Hunger Force 1x15

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While looking up teeth conspiracies (and Metallica) on the internet in Frylock's room, Shake and Meatwad make various popup windows appear in Frylock's room which start to spread throughout the house.

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1. UH, OK.

2. TURN IT OFF...

3. TURN IT OFF!

4. AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE.

5. NUMBER ONE IN THE 'HOOD, G.

6. PLAQUE IS A FIGMENT

7. AND THE DENTAL INDUSTRY

8. OF THE LIBERAL MEDIA

9. TO SCARE YOU

10. APPLIANCES AND PASTES.

11. INTO BUYING USELESS

12. I'VE READ THE ARGUMENTS

13. ON BOTH SIDES,

14. AND I HAVEN'T FOUND

15. ANY EVIDENCE YET

16. TO SUPPORT THE NEED

17. TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH.

18. EVER.

19. - YOU KNOW YOU AIN'T - GOT NO TEETH.

20. I GOT RID OF MY TEETH

21. AT A YOUNG AGE BECAUSE...

22. I'M STRAIGHT.

23. TEETH ARE FOR GAY PEOPLE.

24. THAT'S W-WHY FAIRIES

25. COME AND GET 'EM.

26. WELL, IF TEETH MAKE ME

27. GAY, THEN SIGN ME UP,

28. 'CAUSE I WISH I HAD 'EM.

29. - YOU DOUBT ME? - YEAH.

30. WELL, LET'S COMPUTE IT,

31. AND I WILL SOLVE THE ANSWER...

32. TO YOUR FACE!

33. - COME ON. - TO THE CRIME LAB!

34. FRYLOCK SAYS

35. THIS AIN'T THE CRIME LAB,

36. AND THIS IS HIS ROOM,

37. - AND HE DON'T - LIKE US IN IT.

38. WILL YOU HUSH?

39. THE SEARCH ENGINE?

40. YOU WANT TO DAMAGE

41. COMPUTER,

42. SEARCH FOR "TEETH"

43. AND "PLAQUE CONSPIRACY."

44. AND METALLICA.

45. AND JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.

46. DO JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.

47. - J-U-S... - PLEASE HUSH UP.

48. THE SEARCH NEEDS

49. TO WORK.

50. COMPLETE SILENCE

51. - OH, SHOOT. I FORGOT. - I'M SORRY.

52. WELL, I'M SORRY,

53. THAT LITTLE LESSON,

54. BUT IF YOU CAN'T LEARN

55. THEN SOMEONE'S GONNA

56. GET THEIR LITTLE MOUTH

57. - STABBED SHUT - WITH SKEWERS,

58. AND THEN WE'LL SEE

59. THROUGH THE MEAT!

60. HOW EASILY THE AX SLICES

61. - OOH...

62. ALL RIGHT. OK.

63. - MAYBE THAT WAS - A LITTLE HUGE.

64. LISTEN, I WOULD NEVER

65. HIT YOU WITH AN AX...

66. - WHEN YOU HAD - SKEWERS STABBED - THROUGH YOUR MOUTH.

67. I WOULD FIGURE

68. WOULD BE ENOUGH.

69. ONE OR THE OTHER

70. WHY, LOOK AT THAT.

71. ARE YOU OVER 18?

72. - YES. CLICK "YES" - FOR YES.

73. - WELL, ALL RIGHT! - FREE MONEY!

74. - YOU AIN'T EVEN GOT - TO LEAVE THE HOUSE.

75. PLEASE MOVE AWAY. PL...

76. - WILL YOU JUST... - THAT IS MINE.

77. I ASKED SOMEBODY TO SEND

78. THAT TO ME, PLEASE!

79. ALL RIGHT!

80. 5.9% OVER A.P.R.

81. - YOU DON'T GET THAT - EVERY DAY.

82. ARE YOU KIDDING?

83. I COULD JUST DIE!

84. WITH A.P.R. LIKE THAT,

85. CLICK ON IT.

86. CLICK IT!

87. OH, MY GOD!

88. OOH, I KNOW!

89. "WIN REAL MONEY."

90. OHH!

91. CLICK ON THAT.

92. NOW, GIVE ME 5 ON BLACK.

93. WE GOT 10 ON RED.

94. TO NEGATE ME!

95. YOU'RE GOING

96. NO, DON'T DO IT!

97. - WHAT, CREDIT CARD?

98. HOW ARE WE GONNA GET

99. ONE OF THEM?

100. GET OUT OF MY WAY!

101. YOU DON'T NEED ONE!

102. WHOA! DAMN!

103. - YOU NEED TO WATCH - WHAT YOU AGREE TO,

104. - 'CAUSE THAT ONE ALMOST - TOOK MY HEAD OFF.

105. REALLY? WELL, HOW ABOUT

106. THESE ONES, HUH?

107. IS YOUR HEAD STILL ON,

108. BUCKO?

109. WHOOPS.

110. FRYLOCK IS

111. NOT GONNA LIKE THIS.

112. YEAH, THAT'S...

113. OUT TO THE YARD.

114. LET'S DRAG THESE

115. I NEED FRESH AIR

116. THE JACK.

117. SO I CAN RAKE IN

118. THAT'S WHAT I'M

119. BOY... JACK!

120. GONNA BE ROLLING IN,

121. - HEY, MAN, - THEY AIN'T MOVIN'.

122. WELL, YOU BETTER

123. AND TRY HARDER!

124. TAKE SOME VITAMINS

125. - WELL, YOU BROUGHT - THIS IN. YOU TRY.

126. - Frylock: - HELLO! I'M HOME!

127. - UH-OH. - LET'S GET - OUT OF HERE.

128. BUT YOU STAY

129. YOU DID THIS!

130. AND LOCK THE DOOR.

131. - OH, THERE YOU ARE. - WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING?

132. I'M DOING THIS, ALL RIGHT?

133. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

134. YEAH.

135. - THAT'S WHAT - WE'RE DOING.

136. WHY IS MY DOOR LOCKED?

137. I DON'T KNOW.

138. BACK THERE.

139. WE'VE NEVER BEEN

140. THAT'S A ROOM?

141. - HEY, WHEN DID YOU - START LIVING HERE?

142. - HEY, WE'RE ROOMIES!

143. - WHAT WAS THAT? - GO! HURRY!

144. WHAT THE...

145. GET OFF ME, SHAKE!

146. OH, GOD. I'M SORRY.

147. JEEZ, THAT WAS

148. INCREDIBLY RUDE.

149. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

150. STRETCHING.

151. OH, YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT,

152. MEATWAD. FOR WHAT?

153. - OLYMPICS? - Shake: NO!

154. THE GOOD... UH,

155. THE GOODWILL GAMES.

156. OH, YEAH? WHAT EVENT?

157. THE, UH...

158. WHAT EVENT, SHAKE?

159. HE'S NOT TRYING OUT

160. FOR THE OLYMPICS.

161. HE'S TRYING TO HIDE

162. SOMETHING BACK THERE.

163. - YOU SHUT UP! - YOU MADE ME DO IT!

164. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

165. IT'S THE TICKET

166. ACT NOW! DO IT!

167. TO OUR DREAM HOME!

168. YOU'VE BEEN MESSING

169. HAVEN'T YOU?

170. AROUND WITH MY COMPUTER,

171. - SHAKE SAID IT WAS - A CRIME LAB. - I'M SORRY!

172. I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT

173. FRICKIN' COURT HERE!

174. I WAS IN THE SUPREME

175. NEITHER DID I.

176. - SHOULD I HAVE - MY LAWYER PRESENT

177. FOR MY FRICKIN' TRIAL?

178. YEAH!

179. OH, MY GOODNESS.

180. - OH, NO. - WHAT?

181. - REMEMBER WE TALKED - ABOUT THIS...

182. - HOW THE HELL - DID THIS HAPPEN?

183. - LOOK, I WAS - JUST CLEANING,

184. AND I JUST CAME IN HERE

185. SOME NOISES,

186. BECAUSE I HEARD

187. - AND I WAS THINKING - OF YOU...

188. AND THERE HE WAS.

189. A LOAD OF BULL!

190. THAT IS

191. I CAN'T EVEN REACH

192. LOOK AT ME!

193. THE KEYBOARD!

194. AH! A WEB OF LIES!

195. IS THAT WHY YOUR NAME

196. WINDOWS, SHAKE?

197. IS ON ALL THESE

198. WHAT WINDOWS?

199. ALL OF THEM.

200. - WHOA! THAT OFFER - WON'T LAST LONG.

201. - HURRY! I CAN - FEEL IT CLOSING.

202. OH, YEAH, WE'RE GONNA BE

203. CLOSING 'EM... RIGHT NOW.

204. NO! MY OPPORTUNITIES!

205. - DAMN IT! - THEY'RE NOT CLOSING.

206. - I'M GOING TO HAVE - TO MAKE THEM SMALLER.

207. YOU DON'T TOUCH 'EM!

208. TO GET THESE.

209. I WORKED VERY HARD

210. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS

211. THEY'RE LOOKING FOR.

212. 'CAUSE I'M THE ONE

213. - LOOK AT THIS. - DAMN IT.

214. - WAIT. GO BACK ONE, - PLEASE.

215. - THEY ALL SAY THE SAME - DAMN THING, SHAKE.

216. BUT I LIKE THAT COLOR.

217. HELP!

218. MEATWAD, WHERE ARE YOU?

219. - I DON'T KNOW. - I'M ON SOME BEACH,

220. - PINNED UP AGAINST - SOME NAKED GIRLS.

221. WHERE'S THAT AT?

222. AT, PLEASE?

223. WHERE'S THAT ONE

224. SOMETHING SOMETHING...

225. "IN YOUR JEANS."

226. I CAN'T READ IT!

227. SUFFOCATING ME!

228. THE WOMEN ARE

229. HOLD ON! I'LL SAVE YOU!

230. - HANG ON A MINUTE, - MEATWAD.

231. DAMN IT!

232. I GOT THE PHONE LINE,

233. - AND THEY'RE STILL - COMING.

234. LISTEN TO ME, MEATWAD.

235. THE POWER CORD?

236. CAN YOU REACH

237. - Shake: LISTEN TO ME, - MEATWAD.

238. IS IT "HOT

239. GIRL-ON-GIRL ACTION"?

240. - I'M PRETTY SURE - THEY'RE GIRLS,

241. BUT THIS ONE LOOKS

242. KIND OF... STRONG.

243. - HOW ARE YOU DOING? - OK.

244. LISTEN. JUST KEEP

245. TALKING TO ME, OK,

246. SO I CAN FOLLOW

247. FIND THE ACTION,

248. YOUR VOICE AND

249. AND THOSE PERPETRATORS

250. WILL PAY!

251. I WILL...

252. REDDEN THEIR BUTTOCKS.

253. - NO. SCREW THAT, - SHAKE.

254. - I'M PULLING - THE FUSE. - NO, DON'T!

255. HELLO, MASTER SHAKE.

256. HELLO.

257. WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

258. EXCUSE ME. LET ME

259. JUST SQUEEZE BY YOU HERE.

260. DID YOU HEAR ME?

261. ARE YOU?

262. I SAID, WHO THE HELL

263. THE WWWYZZERDD.

264. D-D-D-D.

265. - OK, WELL, - WHAT DO YOU...

266. THE WWWYZZERDD.

267. D-D.

268. OK.

269. DOT-COM.

270. WHAT THE HELL

271. DO YOU WANT WITH US?

272. YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT,

273. AND WHAT I WANT, I GET...

274. - IF I CAN FIND - HIS DAMN THING.

275. I WASN'T TALKING

276. GOOD...

277. TO YOU.

278. - 'CAUSE I WASN'T - LISTENING TO YOU.

279. - CAN YOU NOT HEAR ME? - I SAID, WHAT...

280. - WHY DON'T YOU FILL - THIS OUT? YOU COULD - WIN A PORSCHE.

281. I'M NOT FILLING OUT

282. WIN NO DAMN SPORTS CAR.

283. NO DAMN FORMS SO I CAN

284. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT

285. THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!

286. SO DO I!

287. YOU SEE FATIMA OVER HERE

288. WITH THE BEARD HANGING OFF?

289. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

290. WITH THESE CHICKS?

291. HANG ON.

292. REBUFFERING.

293. THIS IS LIVE STREAMING,

294. BROADBRRRAIN.

295. BROADBRAIN?

296. YES. BROADBRAIN.

297. CONGRATULATIONS.

298. YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY

299. E-MAILS ABOUT...

300. SIGNED UP TO RECEIVE

301. YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW.

302. ESPECIALLY ANNOYING,

303. YOUR SPECIAL IS

304. AND I'M COMING IN THERE

305. RIGHT NOW TO UNSUBSCRIBE.

306. ENTER THE INTERNET.

307. - ALL RIGHT, - FIRST OFF, WIZARD,

308. - I WANT YOU - TO SHUT OFF...

309. IT'S PRONOUNCED

310. WWWYZZERD-D.

311. THERE ARE 2 Zs,

312. GET IT STRAIGHT.

313. 2 Ds, AND 3 Ws.

314. W-W-WHATEVER.

315. - I JUST WANT YOU - TO SHUT OFF - ALL THIS JUNK

316. - AND GET THE HELL - OUT OF MY HOUSE!

317. IT'S ONLY $44.95 A MONTH.

318. THAT'S PENNIES A DAY.

319. LOOK, I DIDN'T SIGN UP

320. MY ROOMMATE'S DOING.

321. FOR THIS CRAP. IT WAS

322. SURELY THIS CONVENIENCE

323. ENTICES YOU...

324. PORNOGRAPHY

325. AND ONLINE GAMING

326. - AT HUNDREDS OF TIMES - THE SPEED

327. OF YOUR NORMAL ADVERTISING

328. SERVICE PROVIDER.

329. IT'S SO EASY TO USE,

330. SURGERY?

331. AND THE SURGERY...

332. TO IMPLANT IT IN

333. THE BASE OF YOUR SKULL

334. IS SO PAINLESS THAT IT'S

335. NO WONDER I'M NUMBER ONE.

336. - OH, LOOK, LOOK. - THERE'S BEEN - A MISUNDERSTANDING.

337. NOW I KNOW FOR SURE

338. THIS SERVICE.

339. THAT I DON'T WANT

340. YOU SIGNED UP

341. FOR THE 30-DAY TRIAL.

342. YOU MUST HAVE TO HAVE IT

343. FOR 30 DAYS!

344. - AND IT'S FREE? - OF COURSE.

345. UNLIMITED HOURS OVER

346. AMOUNT OF TIME.

347. AN EXTREMELY LIMITED

348. HERE. LET ME SHOW YOU

349. SOME LIVE STREAMING WEB CAM

350. OF YOUR FAT NEIGHBOR

351. ENJOYING MY SERVICES.

352. HELLO THERE-ERE-ERE

353. IN THE NET CYBERVILLE.

354. HEY, IF YOU'RE WATCHING

355. THIS RIGHT NOW,

356. I'M RUNNING OUT OF OXYGEN,

357. - AND I SERIOUSLY NEED - TO GET TO MY BATHROOM,

358. WHICH IS CURRENTLY BEING

359. HIT-THE-MONKEY GAME.

360. BLOCKED BY SOME STUPID-ASS

361. OH, GOD! MY FINGERS!

362. CARL! CARL!

363. HE CAN'T HEAR YOU,

364. FRY MAN.

365. - YOU ARE NOT - ON THE BRAINFRAME.

366. HEY, CARL.

367. WHAT ARE YOU

368. HOW YOU DOIN'?

369. DOING HERE?

370. - ARE THOSE YOUR FINGERS? - CALL A DOCTOR!

371. - CAN'T YOU SEE - I'M BLEEDING HERE?

372. GOT A LITTLE QUESTION.

373. HOW I GET THE WOMEN

374. CAN YOU TELL ME

375. - THAT DON'T HAVE - THE ZZ TOP - LUMBERJACK LOOK?

376. IF I WANTED

377. I'D CALL YOUR MOTHER.

378. TO DATE SASQUATCH,

379. HA HA!

380. IN HERE?

381. IS THERE A TELEPHONE

382. - CARL NEEDS - AN AMBULANCE.

383. TELEPHONE? HA HA HA HA!

384. HOW PRIMITIVE.

385. IF I WANTED TO LOOK

386. AT SASQUATCH, I'D... NO!

387. HERE, CAVE MAN.

388. CONTACT HIM

389. WITH INSTANT PESTERING.

390. IT'S ONLY AN ADDITIONAL

391. $9.95 A MONTH.

392. WHAT PART OF NO

393. UNDERSTAND?

394. DID YOU NOT

395. - I WANT TO SPEAK - TO YOUR SUPERVISOR.

396. OK. HANG ON A SECOND.

397. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

398. I'M THE SUPERVISOR.

399. - WHAT SEEMS TO BE - THE PROBLEM?

400. - YOU'RE THE SAME - DAMN GUY!

401. - YOU JUST PUT ON - ANOTHER BEARD - AND MUSTACHE.

402. NO, I DIDN'T.

403. INTERNET WIZARD.

404. YOU'RE GOING OFFLINE,

405. BUT THE SKULL IMPLANT COMES

406. IN THIS DECORATIVE TIN.

407. DECORATE THIS.

408. OK, OK. FINE, FINE.

409. FINE. DON'T USE

410. OUR SERVICE.

411. GET LEFT

412. IN THE DIGITAL DUST.

413. BUT REMEMBER...

414. - YOU COULD HAVE WON - A PORSCHE.

415. CHOOSE YOUR PATH

416. THROUGH CYBERLAND.

417. CHOOSE YOUR OPTION,

418. FRY MAN!

419. HELL, NO!

420. FINALLY. THANK YOU.

421. NOW, OPEN THIS WINDOW

422. OUT OF MY HOUSE.

423. AND GET THE HELL

424. READ IT AGAIN, FRY MAN.

425. "I NEED ANOTHER 90 DAYS

426. TO DECIDE,

427. BUT I'M PRETTY SURE

428. I WANT THIS"?

429. - AND AFTER - THIS 90-DAY TRIAL,

430. YOU WILL BE JUDGED AND

431. SENTENCED TO A LIFETIME

432. OF INTERACTIVE SPORTS,

433. NEWS, AND INFORMATION.

434. AND WE WILL CONTINUE

435. TO DRAW FROM YOUR ACCOUNT,

436. BECAUSE BANKS DON'T CARE.

437. IT'S NOT THEIR MONEY.

438. I'M TIRED

439. THIS TREE, YOU KNOW.

440. OF SLEEPING IN

441. - WHEN ARE WE GONNA - GO HOME?

442. - 2 MORE WEEKS. - 2 MORE WEEKS?

443. - SHUT UP AND EAT - YOUR SQUIRREL MEAT!

444. - SQUIRREL MEAT? - WECCCH.

445. WHAT?

446. I GOT WIRELESS!

447. WHAT?

448. - CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY - TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

449. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL

450. www.ncicap.org...

451. CAPTIONING INSTITUTE