Aqua Teen Hunger Force 1x14

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Meatwad's brain is discovered to be nothing more than a toy with a jingle bell in it. After Meatwad goes through a brief depression, Carl gets him a new live brain against Frylock's will. With his new brain, Meatwad begins to grow smarter and larger.

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1. YES, TERRY!

2. MINING FOR BRAINS!

3. HA HA HA!

4. - HEY, UH, WHO WAS THAT - ON THE PHONE?

5. UH, NO ONE.

6. YOUR HAIR!

7. HEY, LET'S HIGHLIGHT

8. BUT I LIKE MY HAIR

9. THIS COLOR.

10. IT BEGINS!

11. AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE.

12. NUMBER ONE IN THE 'HOOD, G.

13. WHOA!

14. - HEY, FRYLOCK, - GET OUT HERE

15. - AND WATCH WHAT - I'M DOING. WHOA!

16. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

17. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

18. - WILL YOU SHUT UP - AND DO WHAT - I TELL YOU?

19. OH, HEY, MEATWAD.

20. SOMETHING STICKING...

21. YOU HAVE A LITTLE

22. - IS THAT ONE - OF YOUR BONES?

23. - NO. THAT'S - A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN.

24. YOU SEE, I TOOK

25. MY BRAIN OUT TO POLISH IT,

26. - AND THEN I FORGOT - WHERE IT WAS,

27. AND THEN I JUST SORT OF

28. - STARTED PUTTING - THIS CHICKEN IN THERE,

29. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

30. THE BRAIN IS

31. LEARNING TOOL.

32. AN IMPORTANT

33. WHERE IS IT?

34. I'LL POP IT BACK IN

35. IF YOU CAN FIND IT... DAD.

36. - NO WAY! - I'M USING THIS BRAIN

37. - FOR UNDERCOVER - AQUATIC TRAINING.

38. HEY, MY BRAIN!

39. THAT'S RIGHT,

40. BUT I FOUND IT.

41. YOUR BRAIN!

42. - LET ME SEE THAT. - GIMME!

43. WELL, I'LL BE DAMNED.

44. YOU GOT A TOY BRAIN.

45. WHAT? THEN WHERE HAVE I

46. BEEN KEEPING ALL MY KNOWLEDGE?

47. WHAT KNOWLEDGE?

48. IN THERE

49. THERE AIN'T NOTHING

50. - BUT AIR AND - A LITTLE JINGLE BELL.

51. THAT AIN'T NO JINGLE BELL.

52. FULL OF KNOWLEDGE.

53. THAT IS A GLAND

54. NO, THAT'S A JINGLE BELL.

55. - IT LOOKS LIKE - A CAT TOY.

56. - SHOOT, - I'M SO DUMB AS HELL.

57. I'LL NEVER GET HIRED

58. IN TODAY'S FAST-PACED WORLD.

59. I'M GONNA GO TO MY ROOM

60. AND JUST WAIT

61. FOR MY BODY TO DIE.

62. AW, COME ON, MEATWAD,

63. YOU CAN'T BE THAT DUMB.

64. - WHAT? IS THIS NOT - MY ROOM?

65. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

66. YES.

67. OH, DAMN.

68. MAYBE MEATWAD IS THAT DUMB.

69. - MEATWAD, - YOU BEEN STANDING

70. - IN THAT DOORWAY - FOR 3 DAYS.

71. - YOU'RE LETTING ALL - THE COOL AIR OUT.

72. IF YOU SAY SO.

73. I DON'T KNOW NO BETTER.

74. - I DON'T HAVE - THE PROPER ORGAN

75. - TO MAKE THOSE KINDS - OF DECISIONS.

76. - DECISIONS? - MEATWAD, LOOK,

77. WHY DON'T YOU GO OUTSIDE

78. AND RUN AROUND A LITTLE, HUH?

79. OUTSIDE OF WHAT?

80. ARE A MYSTERY TO ME.

81. TIME AND PLACE

82. I DON'T HAVE A BRAIN.

83. - WE GOT TO GET HIM - OUT OF THAT DOORWAY

84. - AND START MAKING HIM - FEEL BETTER ABOUT HIMSELF.

85. YOU'RE RIGHT.

86. WE'LL FLOOD HIM OUT.

87. I'LL GO GET THE HOSE.

88. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING, - FRYMAN?

89. OH, HEY, CARL.

90. - I'M JUST MEASURING - THE CIRCUMFERENCE - OF YOUR SKULL.

91. OH, YEAH. YOU DOING

92. SCIENCE THING, EH?

93. SOME SORT OF

94. WHY ARE YOU DOING IT?

95. BECAUSE I NEED TO, UH...

96. I'M MAKING YOU

97. SEE YA.

98. A SWEATER... CARL.

99. - NO, NO, NO, NO. - WAIT A MINUTE, FRYMAN!

100. - IF I WASN'T A LITTLE - LOADED RIGHT NOW,

101. I'D SAY YOU'RE, UH,

102. COME CLOSER HERE...

103. LOOKING FOR, UH...

104. LOOKING FOR A BRAIN,

105. IS THAT RIGHT?

106. A BRAIN?

107. NO. NO, I'M NOT.

108. WHY?

109. - HEY, IT'S CARL HERE, - YOUR BUDDY.

110. - YOU DON'T HAVE TO - LIE TO ME,

111. 'CAUSE IF IT'S

112. I'LL GET YOU A BRAIN.

113. A BRAIN YOU WANT,

114. - REALLY? - OH, YEAH, YEAH! - NO TROUBLE.

115. LET ME JUST, UH,

116. AND GIVE TERRY A CALL.

117. GET ANOTHER BEER

118. HE DOES TONS OF STUFF.

119. A JACK OF ALL, UH...

120. HE'S KIND OF

121. BLACK MARKET ORGANS.

122. - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. - IS THIS AFFILIATED

123. - WITH A HOSPITAL - OR A DONOR CLINIC?

124. DOES IT NEED TO BE SMART?

125. HARD TO COME BY.

126. 'CAUSE THOSE ARE KIND OF

127. YOU GOT TO BE

128. TO GET IT...

129. SMARTER THAN THEM

130. - 2 HALVES FROM - DIFFERENT BRAINS?

131. - YOU KNOW WHAT, CARL, - JUST FORGET IT. - IT'S OK.

132. NO! IT'S NO TROUBLE, REALLY.

133. WITH THIS GUY,

134. I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL

135. BUT, UH, THIS THING

136. HE'S DOING HERE IS SORT OF,

137. YOU KNOW, FROWNED UPON

138. BY THE COMMUNITY.

139. CARL, I DON'T WANT IT.

140. AND I'D APPRECIATE IT

141. MY LAWN, TOO, OK.

142. IF YOU'D GET OFF

143. - FRYMAN, - DON'T BE THAT WAY. - COME ON.

144. THIS HAPPENS EVERY DAY.

145. PEOPLE JUST DON'T, YOU KNOW,

146. TALK ABOUT IT THIS LOUD.

147. I'M DRUNK.

148. - HEY, WHAT'S - IN IT FOR ME?

149. - ARE YOU SURE THAT - THIS IS A BRAIN?

150. OH, YEAH.

151. HERE, WATCH.

152. YOU CAN TELL.

153. - NOW YOU HEAR - THAT SWARMING?

154. - THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW - IT'S ON.

155. YOU JUST GOT

156. THE SMARTNESS HERE.

157. TO KICK-START

158. - YOU'LL SEE. - NOW GET IT GOING.

159. COME ON.

160. GET THE KNOWLEDGE GOING!

161. HEY, WAIT A SECOND,

162. THIS A DAMN BEE'S NEST!

163. THIS AIN'T NO BRAIN!

164. - AW, SHOOT! - YOU'RE RIGHT!

165. WHY, OH-HO,

166. THIS IS A BEE'S NEST.

167. - HEY, I'VE BEEN - RIPPED OFF HERE.

168. - I'LL SAY. YOU - MIGHT WANT TO TALK

169. TO A CUSTOMER SERVICE

170. REP ABOUT THAT.

171. DAMN IT!

172. I THREW AWAY THE BOX.

173. YOU KNOW, I THINK

174. COULD YOU JUST

175. UNTIL I CAN RETURN IT?

176. KEEP IT IN YOUR HEAD

177. - DO YOU THINK - I'M THAT STUPID

178. - JUST BECAUSE I DON'T - HAVE A BRAIN?

179. YES.

180. POP HER IN THERE.

181. NOW GO AHEAD AND

182. - SHAKE, - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

183. HE'S DOING IT.

184. HE WANTS IT.

185. HE LOVES IT.

186. HEY, WHO'S HERE?

187. - OHH! WHO'S RINGING - THE DOORBELL?

188. - WILL YOU GET THEM - TO STOP?

189. CARL? OH, MY GOD!

190. IS THIS THE BRAIN?

191. YEAH, THAT'S THE, UH,

192. EARLIER THERE...

193. SODA POPS WE TALKED ABOUT

194. SHUT UP.

195. GET US KILLED?

196. YOU WANT TO

197. - HEY, GIVE ME - ONE OF THEM SODAS.

198. UH, THIS ISN'T SODA POP,

199. MEATWAD. I'M AFRAID...

200. THIS IS YOUR NEW BRAIN.

201. ALL RIGHT! SURGERY!

202. SO YOU'RE GONNA

203. PUT ME UNDER OR WHAT?

204. OH, YEAH, SURE.

205. UH, LOOK OVER THERE.

206. THAT'S THE ANESTHESIA.

207. WHERE? OW.

208. WE'RE DONE HERE.

209. - DANG, REALLY? - THAT WAS KIND OF FAST.

210. YOU DIDN'T JUST

211. IN THERE, DID YOU?

212. SORT OF THROW IT

213. YEAH, I DID.

214. IS IT WORKING?

215. - I DON'T KNOW. - WHERE'S THE TV?

216. - WE'LL TEST IT - ON SOME WRESTLING.

217. WAIT A MINUTE, MEATWAD.

218. LET'S TRY THIS INSTEAD.

219. A BOOK? NO, SIR.

220. SHAKE SAYS THAT BOOKS

221. ARE FROM THE DEVIL

222. AND THAT TV

223. IS TWICE AS FAST.

224. - TWICE AS FAST - AT WHAT?

225. INFORMATION.

226. LOOK, JUST GIVE THIS

227. A CHANCE, OK?

228. "THE TINIEST BULLFROG."

229. THERE, I'M DONE.

230. - NOW, COME ON NOW. - WRESTLING'S ON.

231. - HANG ON, MEATWAD. - THERE'S A LITTLE MORE.

232. - OH, WAIT. YOU GOT TO - OPEN IT NOW?

233. - WHEN DID THEY - START DOING THIS?

234. "JEREMY THE BULLFROG

235. LIVED IN A TINY SWAMP

236. "ON THE EDGE OF TOWN.

237. "EVERY DAY, HE DREAMED

238. PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL,

239. OF ONE DAY PLAYING

240. "BUT HE LIVED IN A SWAMP

241. "FAR AWAY

242. FROM THE CITY LIGHTS

243. - OF A MAJOR - MARQUEE TEAM."

244. BOY, THE NEW BRAIN

245. FOR MEATWAD.

246. IS REALLY WORKING OUT

247. - YOU KNOW, - THAT IS SO GOOD TO HEAR.

248. - HEY, MAYBE HE CAN - USE HIS BRAIN

249. TO FIGURE OUT A WAY

250. TO DRAIN THE VENOM

251. OUT OF ALL MY HORRIBLY

252. PAINFUL BEE WELTS,

253. BECAUSE I WAS SUPPOSED

254. AT 2:00 TODAY,

255. TO GET A HEAD SHOT

256. - AND NOW IT'S NEVER - GONNA HAPPEN!

257. WELL, I'M OFF TO THE LIBRARY

258. TO DO SOME RECREATIONAL READING.

259. WELL, I HAVE SOME

260. HARDY BOYS ADVENTURES.

261. - YOU WANT TO TAKE - A LOOK AT THOSE?

262. THANK YOU.

263. CHALLENGING FARE, FRYLOCK,

264. I'M SEEKING SOME MORE

265. - SOMETHING IN - NUCLEAR BIONICS.

266. YOU KNOW,

267. HAD A BOOK LIKE THAT

268. I THOUGHT THE WOLFMAN

269. DOWN IN OUR CRAWLSPACE.

270. - HEY, WHY DON'T YOU - GO DOWN AND TRADE - SOMETHING FOR IT?

271. - I KNOW HE'S - FOND OF BLOOD.

272. YOU KNOW, SHAKE,

273. AMUSE ONLY YOURSELF.

274. YOUR WORDS OF TERROR

275. - ARE YOU SURE - ABOUT THAT?

276. YES.

277. - YEAH... UH, - YEAH, WELL...

278. DRACULA CALLED, AND HE'S

279. FOR YOU, AND I SAID OK.

280. COMING OVER TONIGHT

281. REVENGE IS A DISH

282. BEST SERVED COLD, SHAKE.

283. YOU THINK ABOUT THAT

284. HEH HEH HEH!

285. IF YOU HAVE THE BRAINS.

286. - YOU'RE GETTING IT - TONIGHT.

287. SHAKE, MEATWAD SEEM

288. A LITTLE DIFFERENT TO YOU?

289. - YEAH, - HE LOOKS BIGGER.

290. - I HOPE HE SAT - ON THOSE BEES.

291. YO. TIZZIME PASSED BY

292. JUST LIKE DONOVAN McNIZZABB.

293. YEAH.

294. ONE LOOK

295. ATOMIC MODEL

296. AT NIELS BOHR'S

297. - MAKES IT - ABUNDANTLY CLEAR

298. THAT THERE IS A WAY

299. SOLID MATTER.

300. TO PASS THROUGH

301. SO IN SUMMATION,

302. OUR DAILY TEA PARTY

303. WE COULD HAVE

304. IN THE FIFTH DIMENSION.

305. KNOCK-KNOCK.

306. OH, MY GOD!

307. WELL, I HOPE I'M...

308. FRYLOCK, WHAT

309. A PLEASANT SURPRISE.

310. - I'M JUST FINISHING - UP MY SYMPOSIUM.

311. - YOU'VE MET - MY COLLEAGUES,

312. PROFESSOR VANESSA

313. AND DR. DEWL.

314. - YEAH. WHAT HAPPENED - TO YOUR BODY, MAN?

315. WELL, IT'S OBVIOUS,

316. THERMAL EXPANSION.

317. ISN'T IT?

318. - NO, IT'S NOT - THERMAL EXPANSION.

319. I KNOW WHAT

320. THERMAL EXPANSION IS.

321. - OK, FINE. - I'M SURE THAT YOU DO.

322. - LET'S SEE, HOW CAN I - EXPLAIN THIS

323. - WITHOUT BLOWING - YOUR MIND?

324. OH, YES, PLEASE,

325. DUMB IT DOWN FOR ME.

326. - HEISENBERG'S - UNCERTAINTY PRINCIPLE

327. TELLS US THAT

328. OF SPACE,

329. AT A SPECIFIC CURVATURE

330. KNOWLEDGE

331. INTO ENERGY...

332. CAN BE TRANSFERRED

333. HEISENBERG'S UNCERT...

334. - OR, AND THIS IS KEY - NOW, MATTER.

335. NO, IT DOES NOT!

336. - WELL, SOME PEOPLE - STRUGGLE WITH - HEISENBERG.

337. LOOK, HERE'S A TOY.

338. ON A STRING.

339. IT GOES UP AND DOWN

340. - DOESN'T THAT - LOOK LIKE FUN?

341. - GET THAT THING - OUT OF MY FACE!

342. - WHY DON'T YOU GO - TAKE THAT INTO - THE OTHER ROOM

343. WHILE THE ADULTS

344. RESEARCH HERE.

345. ARE DOING IMPORTANT

346. OH. OH, I'M SORRY,

347. PROFESSOR.

348. - I DIDN'T REALIZE - THAT KNOWLEDGE

349. COULD ALSO TRANSFORM YOU

350. INTO AN ARROGANT ASS!

351. HMPH. SHOOT.

352. SOLID MAT..."

353. "PASSING THROUGH

354. - YOU CAN'T PASS - THROUGH SOLID MATTER.

355. - HEY, TRY - TO CHASE ME. - SHAKE.

356. - CHASE ME! - YOU'RE IT!

357. - OH, MY GOODNESS. - COME ON.

358. - HOW DID YOU DO THAT? - YOU'RE IT! COME ON!

359. COME ON. YOU'RE IT!

360. TO PLAY THIS GAME.

361. YOU KNOW YOU WANT

362. - WHAT ARE YOU - DOING WITH THAT - EGGBEATER?

363. HA HA HA!

364. UH, LET ME CLUE YOU IN.

365. THIS IS AN ANTIMATTER

366. ELIMINATOR.

367. IT ALLOWS ME

368. TO FLUCTUATE...

369. - YOU'RE IT! - YOU GOT TO CHASE ME!

370. - DID MEATWAD - MAKE THAT FOR YOU?

371. - STOP TALKING. - COME ON! OOH.

372. - FIRST OFF, - WE MADE IT TOGETHER.

373. YOU KNOW,

374. SO IT'S LIKE A RACE CAR.

375. I PUT THE NUMBER ON IT,

376. AND JUST WHERE IS

377. DR. MEATWAD RIGHT NOW?

378. - FRYLOCK, - YOU STAY AWAY FROM HIM.

379. WE GOT A BUSINESS DEAL

380. GOING, SEE.

381. - WHAT KIND OF - BUSINESS DEAL?

382. LOOK AT THAT, HUH?

383. - OH, MY. - THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

384. SEE, I GET 5% OF WHATEVER

385. COMES OUT OF THAT,

386. - AND I AIN'T GOT - TO DO NOTHING.

387. SO WHO'S GOT

388. THE BRAINS NOW, HUH?

389. QUIET! I NEED

390. OR THE CHILD WILL DIE.

391. COMPLETE CONCENTRATION

392. - MEATWAD, - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

393. - MAKING ME - SOME DAMN MONEY.

394. ISN'T THIS A WASTE

395. OF BRAIN POWER...

396. I MEAN, LIFTING CARS?

397. - YOU COULD BE - CURING DISEASE

398. - OR SOLVING - GLOBAL PROBLEMS.

399. - THE ONLY PROBLEM - I SEE, JACK,

400. - IS YOU STANDING - IN THE WAY

401. OF ME AND MY

402. FINANCIAL SUPERBRAIN.

403. - YOUR SUPERBRAIN, - HUH?

404. OW!

405. - I JUST TOOK - YOUR OLD TOY BRAIN - AND DECORATED IT

406. WITH SOME GLITTER AND

407. MACARONI, THAT'S ALL.

408. REALLY? HOW WAS I

409. AND PASS THROUGH WALLS?

410. ABLE TO LIFT CARS

411. IT WAS ALL A CASE

412. MEATWAD.

413. OF MIND OVER MATTER,

414. - NOW THAT I DON'T - HAVE A BRAIN,

415. - I DON'T EVEN - KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

416. IT MEANS YOU BETTER

417. RIGHT NOW!

418. PUT THAT BRAIN BACK

419. SO, MEATWAD, WHAT

420. FROM ALL THIS?

421. HAVE YOU LEARNED

422. - I AIN'T NEVER - GONNA BE RICH.

423. WAIT, WE'LL BE RICH.

424. HERE'S A BRAIN.

425. DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.

426. LOOK, IT'S BETTER.

427. HERE, PUT THIS IN.

428. IT'S MADE OUT OF METAL.

429. - I THOUGHT THAT WAS - AN ANTIMATTER - ELIMINATOR.

430. YOU'RE RIGHT. GIVE IT BACK.

431. I'LL BE THE RICH ONE.

432. RICH! GET OUT OF MY WAY!

433. - YEAH, THAT WAS JUST - AN EGGBEATER.

434. COME ON, MEATWAD.

435. SOME POPCORN

436. LET'S GO MAKE

437. AND WATCH

438. SOME WRESTLING.

439. - Carl: OHH, - DO NOT TELL ME

440. THAT THAT IS MY CAR

441. UP THERE ON THE ROOF!

442. OK, WE WON'T.

443. GET IT DOWN!

444. WAIT, NO, DON'T...

445. DAMN IT!

446. OH, HERE'S THAT BRAIN BACK.

447. NEED IT AFTER ALL.

448. TURNS OUT WE DIDN'T

449. WHAT ARE YOU

450. TALKING ABOUT, EH?

451. - I DIDN'T GIVE YOU - NO BRAIN.

452. YOU'RE CRAZY, MAN!

453. YEAH, YOU DID.

454. THIS COOLER, REMEMBER?

455. IT'S RIGHT HERE IN

456. JUST SHUT UP!

457. IT LOOKS KIND OF PURPLE.

458. WHERE DID YOU GET IT?

459. SAY, DR. WEIRD,

460. HOW DO MY HIGHLIGHTS LOOK?

461. UH, DR. WEIRD?

462. HEY, A NOTE.

463. HMM...

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