Aqua Teen Hunger Force 1x12

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Master Shake sells Meatwad to the circus, but when Meatwad becomes a huge big top success, Shake gets jealous and tries to get in on the act. It's a battle of the freaks!

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1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

2. TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

3. GENTLEMEN...

4. BEHOLD!

5. CORN!

6. OH, OK. YOU KNOW,

7. THIS IS PRETTY NICE.

8. YEAH, AND I AM

9. KIND OF HUNGRY.

10. GOOD!

11. THEN LET THE MATING BEGIN!

12. AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE.

13. NUMBER ONE IN THE 'HOOD, G.

14. COME ON, MEATWAD.

15. GET YOUR THINGS.

16. IT'S TIME TO GO TO CAMP.

17. CAMP! OH, BOY! CAMP!

18. WHAT KIND OF CAMP?

19. YOU KNOW WHAT CAMP.

20. WITH THE... COMPUTER CAMP.

21. WOW, SHAKE.

22. THAT'S... THAT'S VERY

23. GENEROUS OF YOU.

24. - YOU KNOW HOW I AM, - FRYLOCK.

25. - PART OF - MY SELFLESS NATURE.

26. - MEATWAD, - GET IN THIS BAG!

27. WHAT?

28. - WHAT? I GOT - AIR HOLES.

29. I... HA HA.

30. IT'S A JOKE.

31. IT'S A JOKE.

32. AH, COME ON!

33. DON'T GET

34. YOU LITTLE MEAT.

35. IN THAT BAG,

36. - NOW, YOU STAY - IN THAT BAG!

37. SO IS THIS

38. WHERE CAMP IS?

39. YES. NOW GIVE ME A HUG.

40. BUT KEEP THE BAG ON, OK?

41. - SMELLS LIKE VOMIT. - SHUT UP!

42. - THE COUNSELOR - IS ABOUT - TO COUNSEL YOU,

43. AND HE WILL SEND YOU

44. IF YOU TALK,

45. RIGHT BACK HOME

46. - AND YOU'LL NEVER - LEARN RAM... WHOA!

47. WELL, HOW COME YOU STOPPED?

48. I CAN'T SEE... OH, HELL.

49. UH... WHO ARE YOU?

50. I'M RANDY THE ASTONISHING.

51. WHAT? YOU SEE SOMETHING

52. YOU LIKE DOWN THERE?

53. WHAT? NO!

54. MY MONEY, RANDY?

55. HEY, YOU GOT

56. THAT DEPENDS.

57. YOU GOT MY MERCHANDISE?

58. YEAH, I GOT

59. THE MERCHANDISE.

60. CHECK IT OUT.

61. HOW ARE YOU DOING?

62. - THOUGHT YOU SAID HE WAS - A MOUNTAIN OF MEAT.

63. WELL, LOOK,

64. HE'LL GROW.

65. HE'S YOUNG, MAN.

66. LOOK AT THIS.

67. DOES THIS LOOK LIKE

68. WHAT YOU'RE SELLING TO ME?

69. WELL, NOT RIGHT YET.

70. I MEAN, YOU GOT

71. MAGIC WORDS.

72. TO SAY THE SPECIAL

73. MAGIC WORDS? WHAT YOU...

74. OW! MY EYE!

75. - NOW, WHERE'S - MY MONEY?

76. HERE.

77. WHOA! RANDY.

78. EW! WHAT DID

79. YOU CAME OUT?

80. YOUR MOM DO WHEN

81. DID SHE FREAK?

82. - YOU'RE NOT SO NORMAL - YOURSELF, MILKSHAKE.

83. YOU EVER THINK ABOUT

84. BEING WEIRD FOR A LIVING?

85. WHO? ME? HELL, NO!

86. THAT'S FOR FREAKS!

87. NOT YOU, OF COURSE.

88. NO, OF COURSE NOT ME.

89. NOW, YOU GET THE HELL

90. RIP OUT YOUR BRAIN.

91. OUT OF HERE BEFORE I

92. THANK YOU, RANDY.

93. - OK, SHAKE, - SEE YOU IN A WEEK.

94. YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU

95. IN HELL! HA HA!

96. IN A WEEK...

97. WATCH IT, RANDY.

98. YOU'RE DRAGGING ME, HERE.

99. YO, MAN.

100. NO COMPUTER KIDS THERE.

101. THERE DON'T LOOK LIKE

102. SOMETHING SAYS

103. UGLY'S A WORM, BABY.

104. "ALL OFFICE

105. OVER 50% OFF."

106. FURNITURE

107. "ALL OFFICE

108. OVER 50% OFF."

109. FURNITURE

110. OH, UH, RANDY, I DON'T

111. KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON,

112. BUT CAN I TRADE BUNKS,

113. BECAUSE MY ROOMMATE IS...

114. ARE THOSE HIS ORGANS?

115. - THAT'S - INSIDE-OUT BOY.

116. - HIS MOUTH - IS IN HIS BELLY,

117. SO HE'S GOT TO SLAP

118. WITH HIS BLADDER

119. AT HIS VOCAL CORDS

120. - IN ORDER - TO MAKE WORDS.

121. I... I DON'T LIKE THIS CAMP.

122. CAN I GO HOME NOW?

123. ALL OFFICE FURNITURE

124. OVER 50% OFF.

125. WELL, THAT SOUNDS

126. LIKE A GOOD DEAL.

127. LET'S GO GET A RECLINER.

128. GROW INTO A MOUNTAIN,

129. DAMN IT! TERRIFY ME!

130. - NAH, SEE, - I DON'T DO THAT.

131. BUT I CAN DO THIS...

132. AND THIS...

133. TA-DA!

134. RIPPED OFF AGAIN.

135. SHAKE, SHAKE, LOOK.

136. BOUGHT FOR MEATWAD.

137. LOOK WHAT I JUST

138. HERE, HERE.

139. PRESS THE SPACEBAR.

140. MOO!

141. ISN'T THAT CUTE?

142. IT'S A COW.

143. - WHY DOES HE - GET A COMPUTER?

144. I'M THE ONE WITH ALL

145. THE HIGH-POWERED FINANCES.

146. WELL, HE'S COMING BACK

147. TODAY, ISN'T HE?

148. FROM COMPUTER CAMP

149. SURE, IF YOU WANT.

150. HEY, SHOW ME HOW TO

151. INTO A ROTH IRS.

152. UNLOAD MY CAPITAL GAINS

153. WELL, SHAKE,

154. A COMPUTER. IT...

155. THAT'S NOT REALLY

156. OH, NO. NO, YOU'RE

157. DOING IT RIGHT.

158. WAIT. IS THAT

159. A BANK STATEMENT?

160. - NO, THIS IS - THE BANK STATEMENT.

161. - THIS IS THE COUNTEROFFER - ON THE YACHT

162. - THAT DON HENLEY - ONCE SLEPT ON.

163. - OH, REALLY? - WHEN DID YOU GET MONEY?

164. WHEN DID YOU GET

165. 'CAUSE I DON'T NEED IT.

166. ALL THIS ATTITUDE?

167. HEH HEH!

168. WHERE'S MEAT MOUNTAINY?

169. YOU MEAN MEATWAD?

170. OH, NO.

171. MEAT MOUNTAIN LAST NIGHT.

172. THEY WERE CALLING HIM

173. - OK. WELL, - I GOT TO GO.

174. - YOU'RE NOT GOING - ANYWHERE, SHAKE.

175. - YEAH, YOU NEED TO COME - CHECK THIS OUT, MAN.

176. - IGLOO, HOTDOG, IGLOO... - YOU KNOW THAT BIT.

177. BUT THE WHOLE TIME,

178. IN FRONT OF HIM.

179. STRIPPERS SHAKING IT

180. - MY GOODNESS. - WHERE WAS THIS?

181. THE CIRCUS

182. GIRLS FOR YOU...

183. OUT IN FRONT OF

184. YOU KNOW,

185. MODELING PLACE

186. THE LINGERIE

187. BY THE INTERSTATE.

188. - UH, NO. - I DON'T KNOW, CARL.

189. WELL... 20 BUCKS,

190. 20 MINUTES.

191. - ONE FRIDAY, - YOU AND ME, - FRY, MAN...

192. BLOW THE LID

193. YEAH! HEH HEH!

194. OFF THE JOINT!

195. - I DON'T THINK SO, - CARL.

196. WHAT? YOU GAY?

197. - LOOK, BEFORE YOU GUYS - GET TOO INVOLVED,

198. - CAN YOU TELL ME, - HOW DO I BUY STOCKS?

199. - IS IT THE CHICKEN - OR THE PIGGY?

200. YOU SOLD MEATWAD

201. DIDN'T YOU?

202. TO THE CIRCUS,

203. EVERY DAY

204. PEOPLE LIKE YOU!

205. I BUY AND SELL

206. BUT, NO,

207. I DID NOT DO THAT.

208. BUT BASED ON WHAT

209. I'M HEARING HERE,

210. SOMEONE MAY HAVE.

211. HOW MUCH, SHAKE?

212. 2.

213. 2 WHAT?

214. $2.00.

215. - WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG - WITH THAT?

216. "$2.50?" ARE THEY

217. OUT OF THEIR MIND?

218. OK. PONY UP, SHAKE.

219. - WELL, - DON'T LOOK AT ME.

220. - YOU GOT ALL - THOSE ONES.

221. - WHERE DID YOU - GET THAT?

222. LOOK, I DON'T WORK

223. 20 HOURS A WEEK

224. MY ASS OFF FOR

225. SO I CAN JUST THROW

226. THAT'S WASTEFUL.

227. MY MONEY AWAY.

228. THESE BILLS ARE STRICTLY

229. FOR ME TO KISS

230. AND PUT IN SOME

231. STRIPPER'S UNDERWEAR.

232. SO COME ON!

233. AND NOW,

234. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

235. MEAT MOUNTAIN!

236. THANK YOU.

237. I APPRECIATE THAT.

238. THANK YOU.

239. WHERE ARE THE STRIPPERS?

240. HERE LAST TIME.

241. THERE WERE STRIPPERS

242. LOOK AT THAT.

243. KEEP A WHOLE FAMILY

244. OF ESKIMOS WARM.

245. THIS ISN'T GOOD.

246. I'VE DONE IT.

247. I CAN DO THAT.

248. - OH, YEAH? - THEN DO IT RIGHT NOW.

249. I'M NOT GONNA

250. OUT THERE...

251. UPSTAGE MY BUDDY

252. DELICIOUS.

253. BUT I COULD.

254. - WOW. - AND I WILL.

255. - THE CROWD IS REALLY - GETTING OFF ON THIS.

256. WELL, I'M GLAD!

257. WHERE ARE THE STRIPPERS?

258. I'M SO HAPPY FOR HIM.

259. OH, NO.

260. ANOTHER IGLOO.

261. HOW COULD IT BE?

262. WELL, THANK YOU, LADIES.

263. - YEAH, YOU - THE SUPERVISOR?

264. - WHERE WERE - THE STRIPPERS?

265. DIDN'T NEED THEM.

266. THE CROWD ALL BY HIMSELF.

267. MEAT MOUNTAIN PULLS IN

268. YOU GIVE ME BACK

269. PAYING FOR SOMETHING

270. MY 2.50, BECAUSE I AIN'T

271. THAT HAPPENS EVERY DAY

272. ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR.

273. WILL YOU TAKE QUARTERS?

274. WHOA! DAMN, BUDDY.

275. WHAT, DID YOU

276. IN A PRESS?

277. GET THAT CAUGHT?

278. HEY, RANDY! YOU KNOW,

279. I CAN DO WEIRD THINGS, TOO.

280. I KNOW THAT'S WHAT

281. LOOK. LOOK AT THIS.

282. YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.

283. OH, NO! I WAS HIDEOUSLY

284. BORN THIS WAY.

285. - I DON'T KNOW, - MILKSHAKE.

286. - PEOPLE SEE - ANOTHER FOOD ITEM,

287. - THEY'LL START SAYING - I'M ONE-NOTE.

288. NO, NO. LOOK,

289. I HAVE WEIRD SKILLS.

290. I'M MORE THAN THAT.

291. I'M FROM...

292. SPACE.

293. ALL RIGHT.

294. GO SUIT UP.

295. OH, YEAH!

296. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

297. THE AMAZING

298. MARTIAN MILKSHAKE.

299. - HEY, HEY, HEY! - FUN TIME!

300. GOOFING OFF MARTIAN STYLE!

301. WAK-WAKA!

302. AND HIS AMAZING

303. THIRD EYE...

304. YES!

305. THAT CAN ALSO

306. SEE THE FUTURE.

307. HE'S RIGHT!

308. I SEE ALL OF YOU.

309. - AND YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE... - AT SOME POINT.

310. - THANK YOU VERY MUCH, - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...

311. RANDY,

312. HE AIN'T FROM SPACE.

313. - YEAH, I KNOW, - LITTLE GUY,

314. - 'CAUSE I'M THE PRINCE - OF JUPITER.

315. YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT.

316. SEE, YEARS AGO,

317. MY DAD SENT ME DOWN HERE

318. TO CONQUER YOUR SPECIES

319. BY INFILTRATING

320. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

321. YOUR GENE POOL.

322. HEH HEH HEH!

323. KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

324. NO.

325. WELL, WHEN A MAN

326. LOVE EACH OTHER

327. AND A WOMAN

328. PHYSICALLY...

329. OUTSIDE OF A BAR...

330. WHICH BAR?

331. I PREDICT...

332. THAT SOME OF YOU... SMOKE.

333. RIGHT? YES, I KNOW YOU.

334. I SAW YOU OUT FRONT!

335. - LOOK, JUST FORGET - ABOUT THE BAR.

336. ONE OF THOSE BARS BURNED

337. DOWN. I DON'T KNOW...

338. JUST FORGET IT!

339. SO DID YOU DO IT?

340. ARE WE TALKING?

341. - THIS LOOK NORMAL - TO YOU, MEAT MAN?

342. WOMEN LOVE IT

343. THESE OUT AT THEM.

344. WHEN YOU WHIP

345. - LISTEN TO ME, - RANDY.

346. IT DOESN'T MATTER

347. WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE

348. ON THE OUTSIDE...

349. WHETHER YOU'RE

350. WHITE OR BLACK

351. OR A SASQUATCH EVEN...

352. AS LONG AS YOU

353. FOLLOW YOUR DREAM,

354. NO MATTER HOW CRAZY

355. OR AGAINST THE LAW IT IS,

356. EXCEPT FOR A SASQUATCH.

357. IF YOU'RE A SASQUATCH,

358. THE RULES ARE DIFFERENT.

359. FORGET IT, MEATWAD.

360. I'M A CIRCUS FREAK,

361. AND THAT'S ALL

362. I'LL EVER BE.

363. WHATEVER.

364. LOOK AT MY FINGER.

365. NOW I'M NOT GONNA DO ANY TRICKS

366. BECAUSE THIS HAPPENED.

367. WHAT? YOU'RE THE MONSTERS!

368. LOOK, I JUST DON'T THINK

369. IT'S WORKING OUT.

370. HMM. I PREDICT

371. THIS DECISION.

372. YOU WILL RETHINK

373. - OW! LOOK, - PART OF THE ISSUE

374. IS THAT I'M NOT

375. BEING PROMOTED RIGHT

376. OR LAUGHED AT ENOUGH.

377. PART OF THE ISSUE

378. IS THAT YOU'RE A DUD.

379. I THINK YOUR MARKETING

380. DEPARTMENT IS THE DUD.

381. WHERE'S MY POSTER, HUH?

382. - RIGHT ABOVE YOUR HEAD - THERE, BUDDY.

383. WAIT. DON'T GO!

384. UNDER MY EYES?

385. WHAT ABOUT A BEARD

386. WHOA! YOU LITTLE RUNTS!

387. CHECK OUT MY NEW SHAPE.

388. IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD,

389. GONNA LIKE IT.

390. BUT I THINK YOU'RE

391. "SAMURAI LINCOLN"?

392. WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING?

393. AHH, THAT'S A FINE

394. WAYNE GRETZKY.

395. YEAH. I WANTED TO

396. SEASON JUST RIGHT.

397. KICK OFF THE HOCKEY

398. - WAIT A SECOND. OW! - WHAT'S - WRONG?

399. OH, NO. SOMETHING SNAPPED

400. IN ME. I'M STUCK.

401. THE MIDNIGHT SHOW

402. WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

403. IS SOLD OUT.

404. - HEY! LOOK AT ME! - I'M STUPID AS HELL!

405. I CAN'T EVEN BREATHE

406. READ. WHAT'S THAT?

407. PROPERLY, LET ALONE

408. AND NOW, THE AMAZING...

409. ARCTIC IGLOO!

410. WHAT?

411. - TURN INTO THAT - IGLOO! - TAKE YOUR TOP OFF!

412. CARL.

413. YEAH, SO, UH, WHERE

414. IS THAT, MILKSHAKE?

415. WELL, I... I...

416. LOOK! IT'S THE AMAZING

417. THE BEARDED EYES! WOW!

418. MILKSHAKE WITH

419. STEP ASIDE.

420. - I SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS - A LONG TIME AGO.

421. BOW DOWN BEFORE ME,

422. EARTH SLAVES.

423. WAY TO GO, SON.

424. DAD.

425. I'M SO PROUD

426. OF YOU.

427. - I'M WEEPING - ACID.

428. COLLECT YOUR WOMEN

429. FOR INFILTRATION.

430. YES, EARTH SLAVES,

431. YOUR MASTER.

432. LOOK UP AT

433. FEEL HIS CONTROL.

434. I DID IT,

435. DIDN'T I, DAD?

436. WE DID IT

437. TOGETHER, SON.

438. - AND I'LL TELL YOU - SOMETHING ELSE, - FRYLOCK,

439. I DID NOT SEE

440. IN THAT WHOLE CAMP.

441. ONE COMPUTER

442. YEAH. YEAH.

443. - SAY, HAVE YOU NOTICED - THE INDIAN BURIAL GROUND

444. THAT'S COMING UP

445. THROUGH OUR DRAIN AGAIN?

446. - NO, THAT'S - INSIDE-OUT BOY.

447. HE JUST NEEDS

448. FOR A COUPLE DAYS.

449. A PLACE TO CRASH

450. OOH! I JUST ATE

451. A WHOLE BATHTUB

452. FULL OF CHERRY COBBLER.

453. IT WAS DELICIOUS.

454. - YOU'RE JOKING, - RIGHT?

455. NO, I'M NOT.

456. NO!

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458. THE TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

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