Aqua Teen Hunger Force 1x11

Directed by

Andy Merrill as Rice Henchmen (voice)

Master Shake is kidnapped by returning characters Emory and Oglethorpe. The two aliens replace him with a "replicant", but Frylock and Meatwad soon realize that the Shake "replicant" doesn't resemble Shake at all.

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1. Dr. GENTLEMEN,

2. ALL THE WAY TO PHOENIX!

3. WOW.

4. HEH.

5. ER, WHAT'S IN PHOENIX?

6. WHY, IT'S YOUR MAMA, STEVE!

7. GET THE AXE!

8. AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE.

9. NUMBER ONE IN THE 'HOOD, G.

10. Voice, with German accent:

11. LOOK AT IT OUT THERE,

12. LIKE IT'S SO COOL.

13. OF REPLICANTS!

14. - UH, WELL, - WE ONLY GOT THE ONE.

15. - THEN LET'S START - WITH THE ONE,

16. - YOU KNOW, - FEEL IT OUT.

17. - GOING ON,

18. WE'LL CRUSH THEM INTO BUGS

19. REPLICANT FEET!

20. SWEET. HEH HEH.

21. YES, HOT DAMN.

22. - THE REPLICANT COOLS?

23. - DAYS, MAN,

24. - AND WE'RE - ALL OVER IT.

25. A COUPLE DA... IT WILL BE

26. THE WEEKEND THEN,

27. AND I'M GOING TO THE LAKE

28. WITH FRAULEIN FREISCHMUNKER!

29. - HE'S NOT REALLY - READY YET.

30. THE HELL HE IS NOT!

31. YANK HIM OUT OF THERE!

32. - I'M WATERSKIING - SATURDAY!

33. - ALL RIGHT, MAN, - I... I'LL DO IT.

34. EXACTLY LIKE THIS!

35. AH HA HA HA HA HA!

36. ♪ BLESS BE THE TIE

37. OK, OK, MEATWAD,

38. JUST SHAKE NOW.

39. TAKE IT, SHAKE.

40. - HEART, SHAKE.

41. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - WHAT?

42. - IN CHURCH, SHAKE,

43. BUT THAT'S NOT GOING

44. WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?

45. TO CUT IT HERE.

46. - THE CHURCH UP THE STREET,

47. SOME MORALS AND VALUES.

48. - THERE'S A GOD.

49. - IN HIS OWN IMAGE.

50. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

51. GOD'S A BIG MEATBALL.

52. - I FORGOT!

53. HE IS.

54. - LIKE YOU DO?

55. - HELLO. - I PRAY TO HIM.

56. YES, GUTEN ABEND.

57. IS THIS THE MASTER SHAKE?

58. WHY, IS THIS HOLLYWOOD?

59. - JA, WE HAVE - YOUR HEAD SHOT,

60. - AND WE'RE CASTING - A BIG MOVIE.

61. - WE THINK YOU'D BE

62. EARTH SLAVE!

63. - YOU THINK YOU'D BE - INTERESTED?

64. I DON'T KNOW.

65. TO MY AGENT.

66. - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! - THIS IS IT.

67. WHAT DID I TEACH YA?

68. YES, HELLO, WE WANT

69. 3 MILLION UP FRONT,

70. 15% GROSS, DOMESTIC,

71. AND INTERNATIONAL,

72. - RIGHTS, AND...

73. DON'T FORGET ABOUT

74. A COPY OF THE MOVIE.

75. - AND A VHS! - HOLD ON.

76. - OF THE MOVIE.

77. - YOU HEAR THAT? - DO WHAT HE SAYS!

78. THAT IS GOOD.

79. - I'D LIKE TO RUN THROUGH - THE SCRIPT WITH YOU.

80. WHY DON'T YOU COME

81. OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW?

82. HELL, YEAH!

83. LET'S GO.

84. THE MOVIE IS.

85. - OK, WHO AM I - READING WITH?

86. NEXT TO HIM.

87. OH, MY GOD.

88. THIS IS AMAZING.

89. WHAT'S UP, FELLAS?

90. OUT OF YOUR HEAD.

91. DON'T TOUCH HIM!

92. HE'S A PERFECT CLONE.

93. - A LITTLE SMALL.

94. - QUICK! GIVE HIM - SOME HEELS NOW!

95. - I'M SUPPOSED - TO BE THIS GUY?

96. HA. ARE YOU INSANE?

97. GET KILLED IN STEREO,

98. THIS CHRISTMAS.

99. - THAT'LL BE THE TAG LINE. - I CAN SEE IT NOW.

100. - I MADE THAT UP. - REMEMBER, I GET POINTS...

101. - CAN I ASK YOU - A QUICK QUESTION?

102. - THERE'S NO TIME. - YOU HAVE YOUR MISSION.

103. - SEE THAT IT'S - ACCOMPLISHED.

104. UH, NO, I DON'T.

105. WELL, HALLELUJAH.

106. HOW ARE YOU GUYS?

107. WHO ARE YOU?

108. YOUR... YOUR BEST

109. FRIEND, REMEMBER...

110. MAJOR SHAKE?

111. MR. SHAKE?

112. - HEY, LET'S DO SOME

113. - TO DO TOGETHER...

114. TOGETHER.

115. OK, EVERYONE

116. INTO THE CART.

117. - LET'S ALL GO - GIVE BLOOD.

118. YEAH, THE BLOOD DRIVE...

119. MY FAVORITE!

120. - THAT WAS A TRICK. - IT WAS?

121. IS A PYRAMID SCHEME,

122. AND HIS NIGHT SLAVES.

123. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT,

124. - AND HE AIN'T - MY BEST FRIEND, - NEITHER.

125. I CAN'T REMEMBER,

126. 'CAUSE HE SHOCKED ME

127. - WITH A BUNCH - OF CLAMPS, - SPONGES...

128. YEAH, MEATWAD, OK.

129. AND I KNOW HE AIN'T GOT

130. THE SIDE OF HIS NECK.

131. - YOU'RE NOT BUYING IT, - ARE YOU?

132. - HELL NO. - YOU NEED TO COME - HIT ME.

133. - THEN I'D - BELIEVE YOU.

134. - YEAH, LET ME GET - OUT OF THESE HEELS.

135. - SURE, MAKE YOURSELF - COMFORTABLE.

136. - CAN I GET YOU - ANYTHING?

137. WHERE'S THE REAL SHAKE?

138. GREEN GUY, WHERE'S

139. AROUND HERE?

140. - I'M HUNGRY, AND I NEED - THE PROP GUY.

141. FOR THE SCENE.

142. THERE IS NO SCENE!

143. WHO AM I PLAYING?

144. - 'CAUSE MY CHARACTER - WILL NEED TO KNOW THAT.

145. - OGLETHORPE, - DO YOU REMEMBER THIS GUY?

146. I'M STARTING TO.

147. REMEMBER THAT?

148. AND HOW ANNOYING HE WAS?

149. YES, AND HOW HE SCOFFED

150. AT OUR MAGAZINES!

151. SO, LIKE, UH,

152. TO DO WITH HIM?

153. OF THE NIGHT!

154. OF THE NIGHT.

155. - DIFFERENT ARMY, - DORK FACE!

156. THE REST OF THE GALAXY.

157. - DO YOU SEE - HOW MY MIND WORKS?

158. IT'S LIKE A LASER!

159. YOU KNOW, I KNOW YOU

160. FROM SOMEWHERE.

161. - WHO WE ARE.

162. PAINT THE MIND ROOM!

163. - I'M STILL NOT DONE - WITH THE TRIM ON THAT.

164. - YEAH, THEY'RE, UH, - THEY'RE REAL STUPID.

165. TO ERASE THIS GUY'S MIND,

166. - BUT THEY DIDN'T WANT

167. FOR THE MIND-OBLITERATION GUN,

168. AS IF ONE EXISTED, RIGHT?

169. THEY DON'T?

170. - ANYWAY, THEY PUT A GUY - IN THE CLOSET,

171. THEY PAINT IT...

172. - THE CLOSET, RIGHT?

173. RIGHT.

174. - WILL, YOU KNOW, - MAKE HIM FORGET. - YEAH?

175. SO THAT, UH,

176. HE WOULDN'T TELL HIS MOM

177. - WITH A HAMMER.

178. HA, YOU... MEATWAD,

179. TO STARE.

180. IT'S NOT POLITE

181. BUT LOOK AT HIM.

182. - IT'S OK, I KNOW, - I'M TOTALLY HIDEOUS.

183. NO, IT'S COOL.

184. WORKED, YOU KNOW.

185. IN A COBRA CAGE,

186. - TO GO GET IT,

187. AND THAT'S WHY

188. BACK HERE.

189. I'M ALL PUFFY

190. HANG ON, LET ME SEE.

191. THERE WE GO.

192. HOW WERE YOU MADE?

193. - FROM SHAKE'S DNA?

194. ARE YOU KIDDING?

195. THEY GAVE ME HIS PHOTO,

196. THREW ME IN A PIZZA OVEN...

197. CALLED IT A POD...

198. AND THAT IT WOULD WORK,

199. AND CLEARLY IT DIDN'T.

200. HMM. I THINK I MET

201. THOSE GUYS BEFORE.

202. THEY'RE NOT EXACTLY

203. INTELLIGENT.

204. GEE, COULD YOU TELL

205. - ON MY BACK?

206. WHY ISN'T THE EARTH

207. DETERRAFORMING?

208. - WELL, HE NEEDS TO GAIN - THEIR CONFIDENCE,

209. AND THEN, UM,

210. HE CAN GET A JOB,

211. - BUYING PESTICIDES.

212. THAT COULD TAKE WEEKS!

213. LOOK OVER THERE.

214. THAT'S DOING SOME

215. DETERRAFORMATION, RIGHT?

216. - NO, MAN, - THAT'S HAWAII.

217. - WHAT'S UP - WITH THE CLOSET?

218. - THERE'S NOTHING - TO DO IN THERE.

219. GET BACK INTO THE MIND ROOM!

220. EMORY, LOCK THE DOOR!

221. YOU... YOU TOLD ME

222. OVER THE LOCK.

223. OH, FOR... SON OF A...

224. - WITHIN THE RINGS!

225. WHAT THE HECK?

226. - YOU'LL NEVER MOVE - FROM THAT SPOT AGAIN,

227. BEING CUT IN HALF.

228. YELLO?

229. THE LASER RINGS!

230. - LOOK, BROTHER,

231. BUT DISCO LIGHTS.

232. LASER RINGS.

233. I... I BELIEVED HIM.

234. DON'T LISTEN TO HIM,

235. FOR HE IS A WITCH!

236. - THERE'S SOMEBODY - ON THE PHONE, ALL RIGHT?

237. I GOT TO GO.

238. WELL, GIVE IT TO US

239. WITH ONE OF YOUR SPELLS.

240. - I'M TELLING YOU, - THESE RINGS...

241. OVER THE RINGS!

242. YOU'LL DROP DEAD SOON!

243. HELLO?

244. - HEY, UH, - WHAT'S UP, GUYS?

245. - OH, HI, UM, - MAJOR SHAKE.

246. HOW'S THAT PLAN GOING?

247. - WHAT PLAN? - LOOK, THEY KNOW.

248. - IN YOUR FRIGGIN' - DISCO LIGHTS.

249. - THESE ARE DISCO LIGHTS?

250. LOOK AT ME!

251. HEY, SHAKE!

252. I'M IN A MOVIE!

253. YOU! GO INTO

254. THE BATHROOM!

255. I DON'T KNOW.

256. - I DON'T WANT

257. - TO CUT ME. - GO!

258. - HOW'S THE DETERRAFORMING - GOING?

259. - WHEN, UH... WHAT IS - DETERRAFORMING?

260. - I'VE HEARD OF THAT.

261. WELL, LOOK, LOOK,

262. JUST SETTLE DOWN.

263. - CAN YOU JUST, - LIKE, MAYBE TRY

264. AND GET AN ARMY GOING,

265. AND THEN, YOU KNOW,

266. - UH, TAKE OVER - THE PLANET?

267. - NOT POSSIBLE?

268. I DON'T KNOW.

269. - I DON'T THINK I CAN - REPLICATE OTHERS.

270. WAS THAT YOUR PLAN?

271. WELL, ONE OF THEM.

272. WE HAVE MANY PLANS.

273. WHAT THE PLAN IS.

274. LOOK, SETTLE DOWN.

275. NO.

276. IT'S ALL COOL, MAN.

277. NO, LOOK AT ME, DUDE.

278. I'M A LEAKY,

279. - ABOMINATION,

280. - AND I'M NOT GOING - TO DO IT ANYMORE.

281. - YOU KNOW WHAT? - I'M JUST NOT GOING - TO DO IT ANYMORE.

282. OK, LOOK, JUST HANG LOOSE

283. FOR ABOUT, UH, 20 MINUTES.

284. - YEAH, JUST... - JUST CHILL,

285. AND WE'LL GET BACK TO YOU

286. WITH SOME NOTES.

287. - BELIEVE ME,

288. WHEN WE FIGURE IT OUT,

289. BUT WHATEVER YOU DO,

290. ABOUT YOUR IDENTITY.

291. OUT.

292. SEE ME SITTING HERE?

293. - NO, I'M SURE - THEY DID.

294. - IT'LL COME - TO THEM LATER.

295. OH, SCHEISS!

296. THAT WAS THAT MAN...

297. THE FRY MAN!

298. - HE SAW US! - SERIOUSLY?

299. HEY, YOU GUYS GOT SOME

300. - IN THERE.

301. OH, JA,

302. THEY'RE CALLED PIPES.

303. YOU SHOULD GET SOME!

304. MAN, DO YOU...

305. DO YOU HAVE A CAR?

306. WELL, WE GOT A CART.

307. TO PULL YOU SOMEWHERE?

308. - NO. THAT'LL TAKE - FOREVER.

309. LOOK, I'LL JUST

310. YOUR NEIGHBOR'S RIG.

311. THAT'LL WORK.

312. OTHER THINGS.

313. YOU COULDN'T REPLICATE

314. WELL, I DON'T KNOW

315. THAT I CAN'T DO IT.

316. AMAZING, SPACE-AGE,

317. YOU KNOW, TUBES.

318. WHAT, A PIPE?

319. YEAH, THAT.

320. SO, IS HE NOT

321. REPLICATING IT, OR...

322. NO, HE'S HOT-WIRING IT.

323. OH. WELL, SHOOT,

324. I'D LEARN SOMETHING.

325. ISN'T IT, FRYLOCK?

326. A MYSTERY TO MAN,

327. YEAH, IT SURE IS,

328. MEATWAD.

329. WHY CAN'T I EVER EVOLVE

330. FROM THE ANCIENT DINOSAUR?

331. OF THEIR STUFF, BOY.

332. I CAN TELL YOU,

333. THE DAYS OF MAKING...

334. SHUT UP. DAMN.

335. - SEE YA. - IT'S BEEN REAL.

336. REALLY?

337. - HE WAS GOING?

338. YOUR FRIEND...

339. MAJOR SHAKE.

340. - LOOK, I KNOW

341. OUR PLANET,

342. - WORKED, BY THE WAY.

343. - IT'S NOT EVEN - A WORD.

344. - TALKING ABOUT?

345. DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF

346. - FANTASIES.

347. FREAKING YEARBOOK?

348. TO DO, SIGN YOUR

349. - OK, LOOK, - IF YOU SEE HIM,

350. - PROJECT?

351. - AND HE'LL KNOW - WHAT YOU'RE - TALKING ABOUT.

352. IT'S COOL.

353. - OK, WE'LL PASS - THAT ON. - DANKE.

354. HEY, UH, DO YOU

355. OR TRAINING?

356. OH, FORGET IT, EMORY!

357. ONCE AGAIN!

358. SO, DID THEY, UM,

359. EVER FIND YOUR CAR?

360. - OH, THEY FOUND PART - OF IT, YOU KNOW,

361. - NEAR THE TURNPIKE.

362. YEAH, THE COP SAID HE HAD

363. AND A CUP-LIKE BODY.

364. - LIKE THAT?

365. - WELL, IT WASN'T - SHAKE, CARL.

366. - THIS AFTERNOON.

367. - OH, I KNEW THAT. - YEAH, OF COURSE.

368. HE WAS. SERIOUSLY.

369. I HATE YOU.

370. - SO, WHAT ARE WE

371. WITH THE PRISONER?

372. THE MIGHTY OBNOTICUS.

373. OBNOTICUS,

374. WE SEEK WISDOM.

375. OUR SLAVE TO USE?

376. MAYBE HE'S SLEEPING.

377. DO NOT INSULT OBNOTICUS,

378. TO THE FORBIDDEN ZONE!

379. I'M JUST SAYING

380. THE INSTALLER.

381. - I MEAN, - IT'S THE SAME GUY

382. THE PRISONER!

383. RINGS AND...

384. HE'S ESCAPED!

385. I'M OVER HERE.

386. - HEY, THAT DISCO BALL - IS PRETTY COOL.

387. THIS IS OBNOTICUS,

388. AND HE IS ALL-KNOWING.

389. THEN WHY AIN'T HE

390. SAYIN' JACK CRAP?

391. - YEAH, MAN, - HOW COME?

392. - HIS WISDOM.

393. OBVIOUSLY HE'S BUSY

394. THROUGH THE STARS.

395. OH, MY GOODNESS!

396. DO NOT LOOK BACK.

397. GO, GO, GO,

398. - I'M GOING. - JUST GO.

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