Aqua Teen Hunger Force 1x11

Directed by

Andy Merrill as Rice Henchmen (voice)

Master Shake is kidnapped by returning characters Emory and Oglethorpe. The two aliens replace him with a "replicant", but Frylock and Meatwad soon realize that the Shake "replicant" doesn't resemble Shake at all.

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1. Dr. GENTLEMEN,

2. CHOP OFF MY HEAD

3. WITH SUCH VELOCITY

4. THAT MY BLOOD WILL ROCKET

5. THROUGH MY NECK

6. AND PROPEL MY LIFELESS BODY

7. ALL THE WAY TO PHOENIX!

8. WOW.

9. HEH.

10. ER, WHAT'S IN PHOENIX?

11. WHY, IT'S YOUR MAMA, STEVE!

12. GET THE AXE!

13. AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE.

14. NUMBER ONE IN THE 'HOOD, G.

15. Voice, with German accent:

16. LOOK AT IT OUT THERE,

17. ORBITING

18. LIKE IT'S SO COOL.

19. WE WILL RULE IT

20. OF REPLICANTS!

21. WITH AN ARMY

22. - UH, WELL, - WE ONLY GOT THE ONE.

23. - THEN LET'S START - WITH THE ONE,

24. - YOU KNOW, - FEEL IT OUT.

25. - THEN WHEN WE HAVE THAT - GOING ON,

26. WE'LL CRUSH THEM INTO BUGS

27. WITH THE MIGHTY

28. REPLICANT FEET!

29. SWEET. HEH HEH.

30. YES, HOT DAMN.

31. - HOW LONG UNTIL - THE REPLICANT COOLS?

32. - JUST A COUPLE MORE - DAYS, MAN,

33. - AND WE'RE - ALL OVER IT.

34. A COUPLE DA... IT WILL BE

35. THE WEEKEND THEN,

36. AND I'M GOING TO THE LAKE

37. WITH FRAULEIN FREISCHMUNKER!

38. - HE'S NOT REALLY - READY YET.

39. THE HELL HE IS NOT!

40. YANK HIM OUT OF THERE!

41. - I'M WATERSKIING - SATURDAY!

42. - ALL RIGHT, MAN, - I... I'LL DO IT.

43. AND HE HAD BETTER LOOK

44. EXACTLY LIKE THIS!

45. AH HA HA HA HA HA!

46. ♪ BLESS BE THE TIE

47. OK, OK, MEATWAD,

48. JUST SHAKE NOW.

49. TAKE IT, SHAKE.

50. - LET IT COME - FROM YOUR - HEART, SHAKE.

51. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - WHAT?

52. - YOU MAY BE ABLE - TO GET AWAY WITH THAT - IN CHURCH, SHAKE,

53. BUT THAT'S NOT GOING

54. WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?

55. TO CUT IT HERE.

56. - BECAUSE I WANT TO JOIN - THE CHURCH UP THE STREET,

57. AND MEATWAD NEEDS TO LEARN

58. SOME MORALS AND VALUES.

59. - LOOK AT HIM AND TELL ME - THERE'S A GOD.

60. - HE MADE ME - IN HIS OWN IMAGE.

61. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

62. GOD'S A BIG MEATBALL.

63. - I FORGOT!

64. HE IS.

65. - DOES HE STINK - LIKE YOU DO?

66. - HELLO. - I PRAY TO HIM.

67. YES, GUTEN ABEND.

68. IS THIS THE MASTER SHAKE?

69. WHY, IS THIS HOLLYWOOD?

70. - JA, WE HAVE - YOUR HEAD SHOT,

71. - AND WE'RE CASTING - A BIG MOVIE.

72. - WE THINK YOU'D BE - JUST PERFECT

73. FOR THE ROLE

74. EARTH SLAVE!

75. OF THE STUPID

76. - YOU THINK YOU'D BE - INTERESTED?

77. I DON'T KNOW.

78. TO MY AGENT.

79. YOU BETTER SPEAK

80. - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! - THIS IS IT.

81. WHAT DID I TEACH YA?

82. YES, HELLO, WE WANT

83. 3 MILLION UP FRONT,

84. 15% GROSS, DOMESTIC,

85. AND INTERNATIONAL,

86. - ALL MERCHANDISING - RIGHTS, AND...

87. DON'T FORGET ABOUT

88. A COPY OF THE MOVIE.

89. - AND A VHS! - HOLD ON.

90. - ONE VHS COPY - OF THE MOVIE.

91. - YOU HEAR THAT? - DO WHAT HE SAYS!

92. THAT IS GOOD.

93. - I'D LIKE TO RUN THROUGH - THE SCRIPT WITH YOU.

94. WHY DON'T YOU COME

95. OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW?

96. HELL, YEAH!

97. LET'S GO.

98. THIS IS WHERE

99. THE MOVIE IS.

100. - OK, WHO AM I - READING WITH?

101. GO STAND OVER THERE

102. NEXT TO HIM.

103. OH, MY GOD.

104. THIS IS AMAZING.

105. WHAT'S UP, FELLAS?

106. - WE JUST NEED - TO YANK THIS

107. OUT OF YOUR HEAD.

108. DON'T TOUCH HIM!

109. HE'S A PERFECT CLONE.

110. - HE LOOKS - A LITTLE SMALL.

111. - QUICK! GIVE HIM - SOME HEELS NOW!

112. - I'M SUPPOSED - TO BE THIS GUY?

113. HA. ARE YOU INSANE?

114. GET KILLED IN STEREO,

115. THIS CHRISTMAS.

116. - THAT'LL BE THE TAG LINE. - I CAN SEE IT NOW.

117. - I MADE THAT UP. - REMEMBER, I GET POINTS...

118. - CAN I ASK YOU - A QUICK QUESTION?

119. - THERE'S NO TIME. - YOU HAVE YOUR MISSION.

120. - SEE THAT IT'S - ACCOMPLISHED.

121. UH, NO, I DON'T.

122. WELL, HALLELUJAH.

123. HOW ARE YOU GUYS?

124. WHO ARE YOU?

125. YOUR... YOUR BEST

126. FRIEND, REMEMBER...

127. MAJOR SHAKE?

128. MR. SHAKE?

129. - HEY, LET'S DO SOME - OF THE THINGS

130. - THAT WE LIKE - TO DO TOGETHER...

131. TOGETHER.

132. OK, EVERYONE

133. INTO THE CART.

134. - LET'S ALL GO - GIVE BLOOD.

135. YEAH, THE BLOOD DRIVE...

136. MY FAVORITE!

137. - THAT WAS A TRICK. - IT WAS?

138. - THE REAL MASTER SHAKE - THINKS THAT THE BLOOD DRIVE

139. IS A PYRAMID SCHEME,

140. PERPETRATED BY DRACULA

141. AND HIS NIGHT SLAVES.

142. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT,

143. - AND HE AIN'T - MY BEST FRIEND, - NEITHER.

144. - HE YELLS AT ME - AND SCARES ME

145. - AND LOCKS ME - IN THE ATTIC

146. AND POURS LIQUID

147. ON MY HEAD THAT STINK

148. - AND SPRAYS ME - WITH THE FIRE - EXTINGUISHER

149. AND A WHOLE BUNCH

150. I CAN'T REMEMBER,

151. OF OTHER STUFF

152. 'CAUSE HE SHOCKED ME

153. IN THE HEAD

154. WITH A CAR BATTERY

155. - WITH A BUNCH - OF CLAMPS, - SPONGES...

156. YEAH, MEATWAD, OK.

157. AND I KNOW HE AIN'T GOT

158. NO STEREO STICKING OUT

159. THE SIDE OF HIS NECK.

160. - YOU'RE NOT BUYING IT, - ARE YOU?

161. - HELL NO. - YOU NEED TO COME - HIT ME.

162. - THEN I'D - BELIEVE YOU.

163. - YEAH, LET ME GET - OUT OF THESE HEELS.

164. - SURE, MAKE YOURSELF - COMFORTABLE.

165. - CAN I GET YOU - ANYTHING?

166. WHERE'S THE REAL SHAKE?

167. GREEN GUY, WHERE'S

168. THE CRAFT SERVICE TABLE

169. AROUND HERE?

170. - I'M HUNGRY, AND I NEED - THE PROP GUY.

171. I NEED SOME SUNGLASSES

172. FOR THE SCENE.

173. THERE IS NO SCENE!

174. WHO AM I PLAYING?

175. - 'CAUSE MY CHARACTER - WILL NEED TO KNOW THAT.

176. - OGLETHORPE, - DO YOU REMEMBER THIS GUY?

177. I'M STARTING TO.

178. REMEMBER THAT?

179. AND HOW ANNOYING HE WAS?

180. YES, AND HOW HE SCOFFED

181. AT OUR MAGAZINES!

182. SO, LIKE, UH,

183. TO DO WITH HIM?

184. WHAT WERE WE GOING

185. WE WILL USE HIM

186. OF THE NIGHT!

187. FOR THE ARMIES

188. BUT I THOUGHT

189. THE REPLICANT DOWN THERE

190. WE WERE GOING TO USE

191. TO DO AN ARMY

192. OF THE NIGHT.

193. - DIFFERENT ARMY, - DORK FACE!

194. THIS ARMY WILL TAKE OVER

195. THE REST OF THE GALAXY.

196. - DO YOU SEE - HOW MY MIND WORKS?

197. IT'S LIKE A LASER!

198. YOU KNOW, I KNOW YOU

199. FROM SOMEWHERE.

200. - HE MUST NOT KNOW - WHO WE ARE.

201. PAINT THE MIND ROOM!

202. - I'M STILL NOT DONE - WITH THE TRIM ON THAT.

203. - YEAH, THEY'RE, UH, - THEY'RE REAL STUPID.

204. ONE TIME THEY WERE GOING

205. TO ERASE THIS GUY'S MIND,

206. - BUT THEY DIDN'T WANT - TO FORK OUT THE CASH

207. FOR THE MIND-OBLITERATION GUN,

208. AS IF ONE EXISTED, RIGHT?

209. THEY DON'T?

210. - ANYWAY, THEY PUT A GUY - IN THE CLOSET,

211. THEY PAINT IT...

212. - THEY PAINT - THE CLOSET, RIGHT?

213. RIGHT.

214. - THEY PUT THE GUY - IN THERE

215. - THINKING THAT - THE PAINT FUMES

216. - WILL, YOU KNOW, - MAKE HIM FORGET. - YEAH?

217. SO THAT, UH,

218. HE WOULDN'T TELL HIS MOM

219. - WE HIT HIM IN THE HEAD - WITH A HAMMER.

220. HA, YOU... MEATWAD,

221. TO STARE.

222. IT'S NOT POLITE

223. BUT LOOK AT HIM.

224. - IT'S OK, I KNOW, - I'M TOTALLY HIDEOUS.

225. NO, IT'S COOL.

226. I JUST WONDERED

227. WORKED, YOU KNOW.

228. IF THAT JAM BOX

229. SHAKE THREW MINE

230. IN A COBRA CAGE,

231. - AND DARED ME - TO GO GET IT,

232. AND THAT'S WHY

233. BACK HERE.

234. I'M ALL PUFFY

235. HANG ON, LET ME SEE.

236. THERE WE GO.

237. HOW WERE YOU MADE?

238. - WERE YOU CLONED - FROM SHAKE'S DNA?

239. ARE YOU KIDDING?

240. THEY GAVE ME HIS PHOTO,

241. THREW ME IN A PIZZA OVEN...

242. CALLED IT A POD...

243. AND TOLD ME TO WING IT

244. AND THAT IT WOULD BE COOL

245. AND THAT IT WOULD WORK,

246. AND CLEARLY IT DIDN'T.

247. HMM. I THINK I MET

248. THOSE GUYS BEFORE.

249. THEY'RE NOT EXACTLY

250. INTELLIGENT.

251. GEE, COULD YOU TELL

252. BY THE GIANT HAIRY BOSOMS

253. - THAT ARE GROWING - ON MY BACK?

254. WHY ISN'T THE EARTH

255. DETERRAFORMING?

256. - WELL, HE NEEDS TO GAIN - THEIR CONFIDENCE,

257. AND THEN, UM,

258. HE CAN GET A JOB,

259. - AND THEN HE CAN START - BUYING PESTICIDES.

260. THAT COULD TAKE WEEKS!

261. LOOK OVER THERE.

262. THAT'S DOING SOME

263. DETERRAFORMATION, RIGHT?

264. - NO, MAN, - THAT'S HAWAII.

265. - WHAT'S UP - WITH THE CLOSET?

266. - THERE'S NOTHING - TO DO IN THERE.

267. GET BACK INTO THE MIND ROOM!

268. EMORY, LOCK THE DOOR!

269. YOU... YOU TOLD ME

270. OVER THE LOCK.

271. TO PAINT

272. OH, FOR... SON OF A...

273. - IMPRISON HIM - WITHIN THE RINGS!

274. WHAT THE HECK?

275. - YOU'LL NEVER MOVE - FROM THAT SPOT AGAIN,

276. UNLESS YOU LIKE

277. BEING CUT IN HALF.

278. YELLO?

279. THE LASER RINGS!

280. - LOOK, BROTHER, - THESE ARE NOTHING

281. BUT DISCO LIGHTS.

282. THE INSTALLER SAID

283. LASER RINGS.

284. THEY WERE PRISON

285. I... I BELIEVED HIM.

286. DON'T LISTEN TO HIM,

287. FOR HE IS A WITCH!

288. - THERE'S SOMEBODY - ON THE PHONE, ALL RIGHT?

289. I GOT TO GO.

290. WELL, GIVE IT TO US

291. WITH ONE OF YOUR SPELLS.

292. BEFORE YOU POSSESS US

293. - I'M TELLING YOU, - THESE RINGS...

294. OVER THE RINGS!

295. YOU'LL DROP DEAD SOON!

296. HELLO?

297. - HEY, UH, - WHAT'S UP, GUYS?

298. - OH, HI, UM, - MAJOR SHAKE.

299. HOW'S THAT PLAN GOING?

300. - WHAT PLAN? - LOOK, THEY KNOW.

301. - THEY CAN SEE - THE REAL SHAKE - OVER THERE

302. - IN YOUR FRIGGIN' - DISCO LIGHTS.

303. - WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING - THESE ARE DISCO LIGHTS?

304. LOOK AT ME!

305. HEY, SHAKE!

306. I'M IN A MOVIE!

307. YOU! GO INTO

308. THE BATHROOM!

309. I DON'T KNOW.

310. - I DON'T WANT - THE DEADLY RINGS

311. - TO CUT ME. - GO!

312. - HOW'S THE DETERRAFORMING - GOING?

313. - WHEN, UH... WHAT IS - DETERRAFORMING?

314. - THIS IS THE FIRST - I'VE HEARD OF THAT.

315. WELL, LOOK, LOOK,

316. JUST SETTLE DOWN.

317. - CAN YOU JUST, - LIKE, MAYBE TRY

318. AND REPLICATE

319. SOME OTHER PEOPLE

320. AND GET AN ARMY GOING,

321. AND THEN, YOU KNOW,

322. - UH, TAKE OVER - THE PLANET?

323. - OR IS THAT - NOT POSSIBLE?

324. I DON'T KNOW.

325. - I DON'T THINK I CAN - REPLICATE OTHERS.

326. WAS THAT YOUR PLAN?

327. WELL, ONE OF THEM.

328. WE HAVE MANY PLANS.

329. MAYBE YOUR NEXT PLAN

330. WHAT THE PLAN IS.

331. SHOULD BE TO TELL ME

332. LOOK, SETTLE DOWN.

333. NO.

334. IT'S ALL COOL, MAN.

335. NO, LOOK AT ME, DUDE.

336. I'M A LEAKY,

337. - DISGUSTING - ABOMINATION,

338. - AND I'M NOT GOING - TO DO IT ANYMORE.

339. - YOU KNOW WHAT? - I'M JUST NOT GOING - TO DO IT ANYMORE.

340. OK, LOOK, JUST HANG LOOSE

341. FOR ABOUT, UH, 20 MINUTES.

342. - YEAH, JUST... - JUST CHILL,

343. AND WE'LL GET BACK TO YOU

344. WITH SOME NOTES.

345. - BELIEVE ME, - THIS WILL BE SO COOL

346. WHEN WE FIGURE IT OUT,

347. BUT WHATEVER YOU DO,

348. ABOUT YOUR IDENTITY.

349. KEEP THEM IN THE DARK

350. OUT.

351. DID THEY NOT

352. SEE ME SITTING HERE?

353. - NO, I'M SURE - THEY DID.

354. - IT'LL COME - TO THEM LATER.

355. OH, SCHEISS!

356. THAT WAS THAT MAN...

357. THE FRY MAN!

358. - HE SAW US! - SERIOUSLY?

359. HEY, YOU GUYS GOT SOME

360. AMAZING SPACE-AGE TUBES

361. - RUNNING EVERY WHICH WAY - IN THERE.

362. OH, JA,

363. THEY'RE CALLED PIPES.

364. YOU SHOULD GET SOME!

365. MAN, DO YOU...

366. DO YOU HAVE A CAR?

367. WELL, WE GOT A CART.

368. DID YOU WANT ME

369. TO PULL YOU SOMEWHERE?

370. - NO. THAT'LL TAKE - FOREVER.

371. LOOK, I'LL JUST

372. YOUR NEIGHBOR'S RIG.

373. REPLICATE

374. THAT'LL WORK.

375. I THOUGHT YOU SAID

376. OTHER THINGS.

377. YOU COULDN'T REPLICATE

378. WELL, I DON'T KNOW

379. THAT I CAN'T DO IT.

380. - I WILL NEED - ONE OF THOSE

381. AMAZING, SPACE-AGE,

382. YOU KNOW, TUBES.

383. WHAT, A PIPE?

384. YEAH, THAT.

385. SO, IS HE NOT

386. REPLICATING IT, OR...

387. NO, HE'S HOT-WIRING IT.

388. OH. WELL, SHOOT,

389. I'D LEARN SOMETHING.

390. I WAS HOPING

391. SCIENCE IS

392. ISN'T IT, FRYLOCK?

393. A MYSTERY TO MAN,

394. YEAH, IT SURE IS,

395. MEATWAD.

396. WHY CAN'T I EVER EVOLVE

397. FROM THE ANCIENT DINOSAUR?

398. I WISH I HAD SOME

399. OF THEIR STUFF, BOY.

400. I CAN TELL YOU,

401. THE DAYS OF MAKING...

402. SHUT UP. DAMN.

403. - SEE YA. - IT'S BEEN REAL.

404. REALLY?

405. - DID HE SAY WHERE - HE WAS GOING?

406. YOUR FRIEND...

407. MAJOR SHAKE.

408. - LOOK, I KNOW - HE WAS A REPLICANT

409. SENT HERE TO DETERRAFORM

410. OUR PLANET,

411. - WHICH WOULD NEVER HAVE - WORKED, BY THE WAY.

412. - IT'S NOT EVEN - A WORD.

413. - WHAT ARE YOU - TALKING ABOUT?

414. DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF

415. - WITH YOUR JEALOUS - FANTASIES.

416. WHAT DO YOU WANT US

417. FREAKING YEARBOOK?

418. TO DO, SIGN YOUR

419. - OK, LOOK, - IF YOU SEE HIM,

420. - COULD YOU JUST - TELL HIM - TO GET GOING

421. - ON THE CRAB-TRAINING - PROJECT?

422. - AND HE'LL KNOW - WHAT YOU'RE - TALKING ABOUT.

423. IT'S COOL.

424. - OK, WE'LL PASS - THAT ON. - DANKE.

425. HEY, UH, DO YOU

426. KNOW ANYTHING

427. - ABOUT CRUSTACEAN - ENLARGING

428. OR TRAINING?

429. OH, FORGET IT, EMORY!

430. YOUR PATHETIC BIG MOUTH

431. ONCE AGAIN!

432. HAS RUINED MY PLANS

433. SO, DID THEY, UM,

434. EVER FIND YOUR CAR?

435. - OH, THEY FOUND PART - OF IT, YOU KNOW,

436. - HANGING FROM A TRESTLE - NEAR THE TURNPIKE.

437. YEAH, THE COP SAID HE HAD

438. AND A CUP-LIKE BODY.

439. A STRAW-LIKE PROTRUSION

440. - YOU KNOW ANYBODY - LIKE THAT?

441. - WELL, IT WASN'T - SHAKE, CARL.

442. - HE WAS ABDUCTED - BY ALIENS

443. - EARLIER - THIS AFTERNOON.

444. - OH, I KNEW THAT. - YEAH, OF COURSE.

445. HE WAS. SERIOUSLY.

446. I HATE YOU.

447. - SO, WHAT ARE WE - GOING TO DO

448. WITH THE PRISONER?

449. WE SHALL ASK

450. THE MIGHTY OBNOTICUS.

451. OBNOTICUS,

452. WE SEEK WISDOM.

453. TO WHAT EVIL PURPOSE

454. SHALL WE PUT

455. OUR SLAVE TO USE?

456. MAYBE HE'S SLEEPING.

457. DO NOT INSULT OBNOTICUS,

458. OR YOU SHALL BE DAMNED FOREVER

459. TO THE FORBIDDEN ZONE!

460. I'M JUST SAYING

461. THE INSTALLER.

462. MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL

463. - I MEAN, - IT'S THE SAME GUY

464. THAT DID THE LASER

465. THE PRISONER!

466. RINGS AND...

467. HE'S ESCAPED!

468. I'M OVER HERE.

469. - HEY, THAT DISCO BALL - IS PRETTY COOL.

470. THIS IS OBNOTICUS,

471. AND HE IS ALL-KNOWING.

472. THEN WHY AIN'T HE

473. SAYIN' JACK CRAP?

474. - YEAH, MAN, - HOW COME?

475. - BECAUSE SILENCE IS - HIS WISDOM.

476. OBVIOUSLY HE'S BUSY

477. THROUGH THE STARS.

478. NAVIGATING US

479. OH, MY GOODNESS!

480. DO NOT LOOK BACK.

481. GO, GO, GO,

482. - I'M GOING. - JUST GO.

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