1. Good morning, Neo Otaku City!Copy !req
2. On the glorious day, your benevolent Toxic overlords have
completed installationCopy !req
3. of a limiter on the city's fiber connection,
granting us complete control of anime.Copy !req
4. Additionally, the newly reformed Anime Crimes DivisionCopy !req
5. will be sweeping through the city to
re-educate any and all fake anime fans.Copy !req
6. I think that's enough of a "previously on" for our purposes.Copy !req
7. Oh Joe.Copy !req
8. We've played you and Diesel from the start.Copy !req
9. The death of your Gundam, the serial killings,Copy !req
10. All of it an absurdly complex plan worthy of Cersei Lannister herself.Copy !req
11. You'll never get away with this.Copy !req
12. I'll stop you.Copy !req
13. Stop us?Copy !req
14. Dear boy, you're going to join us.Copy !req
15. You want to quit anime?Copy !req
16. I have just the thing.Copy !req
17. Get ready to binge.Copy !req
18. Nooo!Copy !req
19. It's been six hours since we've been without anime.Copy !req
20. Six hours since Toxic took over,Copy !req
21. since the A.N.I.M.E.X.T.E.R.M.I.N.A.T.O.R.S. took to the streets.Copy !req
22. They raided my house.Copy !req
23. They killed my mom.Copy !req
24. They took my anime.Copy !req
25. "All citizens must report to a processing center."Copy !req
26. God, I miss anime.Copy !req
27. How it gets steadily more insane with every episode.Copy !req
28. How its plots get more convoluted.Copy !req
29. How it sometimes stays on a single stationary shot of a characterCopy !req
30. thinking to themselves in voice over whenever the director needs to pad out an episode.Copy !req
31. But sometimes, you can't solve things with a voice over monologue.Copy !req
32. It's time I headed back to AMV Alley.Copy !req
33. By the time I got there, Toxic was already turning the place over.Copy !req
34. They had my friends in handcuffs-- Oof, oh, hey wait!Copy !req
35. The city's ours now, kid!Copy !req
36. Detective Diesel!Copy !req
37. You're back!Copy !req
38. You can help us round up all the anime!Copy !req
39. Finally, we don't have to share with any of these "wanna-be-a-boos."Copy !req
40. Scram.Copy !req
41. Thanks, Detective Diesel!Copy !req
42. You're welcome.Copy !req
43. Guys, let's go! We gotta go!Copy !req
44. Detective!Copy !req
45. Over here.Copy !req
46. Missus Sasuke...Copy !req
47. Are you okay?Copy !req
48. I always knew I'd live to see this day.Copy !req
49. First they told us we couldn't make videos.Copy !req
50. Then they said we weren't real fans.Copy !req
51. And now? This.Copy !req
52. I need to call for backup.Copy !req
53. Dammit. No signal.Copy !req
54. - Even my internet is slow...
- That's the limiter.Copy !req
55. It's siphoning away all of the good anime, and Neo Yokio.Copy !req
56. We'll find a way to shut it off. I swear.Copy !req
57. There's only one way to destroy it.Copy !req
58. My blood.Copy !req
59. What?Copy !req
60. I'm infected with malware.Copy !req
61. If you contaminate the limiter with my blood,Copy !req
62. It overloads its security protocol rendering it useless.Copy !req
63. But...Copy !req
64. The fiber connection is transmitting four
million terabites a second. It would take...Copy !req
65. All my blood.Copy !req
66. Are... are you sure you want to do that?Copy !req
67. I don't have much longer.Copy !req
68. And if I'm gonna die...Copy !req
69. I'm gonna die the way I lived.Copy !req
70. Loving anime.Copy !req
71. Ma'am, I...Copy !req
72. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
73. Oh...Copy !req
74. Give this to Joe.Copy !req
75. My son, he wanted him to have it.Copy !req
76. He said it would remind of him of who he really was.Copy !req
77. Thank you.Copy !req
78. Alright.Copy !req
79. Let's go take all your blood and squirt it into the internet so we can save anime.Copy !req
80. Officer Diesel!Copy !req
81. Fancy meeting you here.Copy !req
82. I promised your mom I wouldn't hurt you but, well,Copy !req
83. She's not here right now, is she?Copy !req
84. You don't want to do this, Chief.Copy !req
85. What?Copy !req
86. Did you think your life would be like Fairy Tail?Copy !req
87. That friendship would save you in the end?Copy !req
88. Nah.Copy !req
89. I'm more into Digimon.Copy !req
90. And in Digimon?Copy !req
91. You just fuck people up.Copy !req
92. Bravo, Diesel. Unfortunately...Copy !req
93. Mama Sasuke...Copy !req
94. Diesel...Copy !req
95. Prestige TV...Copy !req
96. Fake anime fans...Copy !req
97. None of it's real.Copy !req
98. There's only one truth you must remember.Copy !req
99. Anime...Copy !req
100. is for everybody.Copy !req
101. I won't forget.Copy !req
102. Hold it right there.Copy !req
103. Joe?Copy !req
104. Oh, Diesel.Copy !req
105. You look more surprised than Robb Stark at the Red Wedding.Copy !req
106. What's going on?Copy !req
107. What did they do to you?Copy !req
108. They showed me the truth, Diesel.Copy !req
109. This isn't just about getting rid of fake anime fans.Copy !req
110. It's about setting people free.Copy !req
111. Free from the pain of anime.Copy !req
112. Can't you see I'm saving this city from itself?Copy !req
113. Joe...Copy !req
114. I may not know what happened to you.Copy !req
115. And I may have the "will they/won't they"s for you,Copy !req
116. but none of that matters right now.Copy !req
117. Because you're standing between the people and their anime.Copy !req
118. And anime is for everybody.Copy !req
119. Anime was a mistake.Copy !req