Anime Crimes Division 2x2

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Joe and Diesel head over to AMV Alley to investigate a lead...

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1. Maybe he shot himself in the face,

2. and then ate the gun to get rid of the evidence.

3. Hmm.

4. Well well well.

5. Look at what the bitey cat from Azumanga Daioh dragged in.

6. What the hell is this used-to-be-a-boo doing here?

7. That is completely against regulations.

8. F-M-A: B.

9. What?

10. Phonebooth.

11. Black and White photograph.

12. This murder perfectly replicates Hughes's death from Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood.

13. Well I'll be damned.

14. You were right.

15. Wong. Murphy.

16. You're off the case.

17. - Oh come on! - What!?

18. Diesel.

19. Congratulations you're up.

20. It's cuz he's Asian, isn't it?

21. We're gunna have to talk to HR now.

22. No!

23. No, no, no, no. You don't get to say that!

24. The FMA connection is great!

25. But we still need a lead.

26. You knew Hideki. Who did he associate with?

27. There's only one crew

28. Hideki would ever Naruto run with.

29. Get your coat Diesel.

30. We're going to AMV alley.

31. Welcome to AMV Alley.

32. Home of the most fantastic fics,

33. the sickest licks,

34. and the shippiest ships.

35. I’ve heard of the underground Anime Music Video market, but

36. I never thought I’d see it with my own eyes.

37. You can keep your eyes open, but your ears closed.

38. If you're not careful,

39. these vidiots will have Evanescence stuck so deep in your head,

40. only a bullet will get it out.

41. Don't you think it's awesome though?

42. People taking stuff they love, and making it their own?

43. I once met someone who made fan fiction.

44. Then he killed my Gundam.

45. Joe Furuya!

46. I thought I told you to never come back here.

47. And I thought I told you to clean up your act,

48. or else I'd be back here quicker than you could find safe harbor in the pirate bay.

49. How dare you?

50. We pay for our anime, like true fans.

51. Your telling me you got that Boruto rip legally?

52. I mean, look at it!

53. Tell me it's not piping hot off the dark web.

54. Nobody’s pirated anything from the dark web

55. since my grandma tried to get a leaked bootleg

56. of the next season of Attack on Titan.

57. She got...

58. She got infected man.

59. Malware.

60. Terminal.

61. And she's slow.

62. She gets confused.

63. I gotta take care of her.

64. And you’d know that if you hadn’t cut and run

65. the second the trademark algorithms got a little trickier.

66. You used to be an AMV’er?

67. That was a long time ago.

68. You were one of the best.

69. Damn it. Not again.

70. You’re still one of us, Joe.

71. Maybe if you’d stayed, Hideki wouldn't have

72. found himself on the wrong end of an anime murder.

73. We hadn’t told the public about Hideki’s murder...

74. I, uh...

75. Get him!

76. Damn it.

77. You have the right to remain silent.

78. Not in this city, you don't!

79. Spill, Sasuke.

80. Who killed my friend?

81. I heard some chatter on the dark web.

82. But you wouldn’t believe me if I told you.

83. You'd better.

84. Or by the time you’re outta here,

85. the Berserk manga will be done.

86. You're crushing it Joe!

87. I don’t know about this, Joe.

88. We don't have any evidence to hold him on.

89. Evidence is for offscreen deaths.

90. Talk, Sasuke!

91. I wonder what your mom will say,

92. if she hears about the sort of people you're mixed up with.

93. I'm sure you can ask her,

94. if she ever decides to visit you behind bars!

95. That's enough Joe.

96. Fine.

97. I'll tell you everything.

98. The killers.

99. They're just getting started.

100. They're working with...

101. Well all I heard was a name.

102. Tox--

103. To--

104. Uh--

105. He’s having a heart attack!

106. Get these cuffs off him!

107. He’s faking.

108. He’s gotta be faking.

109. Joe!

110. Joe!

111. Joe!

112. Head in the game.

113. Sorry.

114. It's just.

115. Well, what was he trying to say?

116. Tox?

117. Talks?

118. He also said the killer was just getting started.

119. Death note.

120. What?

121. He died just like L from death note.

122. Somebody gave him a heart attack.

123. We’re hunting a serial killer.

124. My God.

125. The next victim could be anyone.

126. It could be the next person who walks through that door!

127. Hey Joe?

128. Oh Joe!

129. Not now, Officer Vink!

130. Did you order this Saibaman pillow?

131. It's so comfy!

132. No!

133. Joe! No, no, no, no, no!

134. You're my best friend, Joe!

135. You're my second best friend, Officer Vink!

136. Promise you'll never let me die!

137. I pinkie swear.

138. Officer Vink?

139. Officer Vink!

140. Oh no! Oh God...

141. He was the best of us!

142. I knew it.

143. I never should have come back.

144. Goodbye, Diesel.

145. What?

146. You're leaving? Again!?

147. Didn't you learn anything from last season?

148. This is what anime does to people.

149. It gets them killed!

150. I know you're too hungry for a promotion to see that.

151. I'm not in this for a promotion!

152. I'm trying to stop a killer.

153. Sure.

154. Keep telling yourself you don't care about the glory.

155. The approval.

156. Get out of here.

157. You.

158. Used-to-be-aboo.

159. Chief.

160. We need to put out a city-wide alert.

161. The killer could be any--

162. Three down.

163. Can you stop the next two?

164. Or will their fires go out?

165. What the hell?

166. That's the cave from... Grave of the Fireflies.

167. - But that’s... - The most tear-jerking anime ever made.

168. These aren’t just random murders.

169. These are the saddest anime deaths of all time.

170. Ha ha ha ha ha!