1. That's an authentic
shard of Cloud Strife's hair.Copy !req
2. And that's the tooth of the
bitey cat from Azumanga Daioh.Copy !req
3. After they euthanized him.Copy !req
4. This is quite a collection, Joe!Copy !req
5. Didn't you mention a Gundam MS-09R, though?Copy !req
6. I don't see it anywhere.Copy !req
7. It's just...Copy !req
8. I never felt comfortable letting
anyone close enough to see it.Copy !req
9. It's like a metaphor for my heart.Copy !req
10. Fantastic decal work.Copy !req
11. The attention to detail is impeccable.Copy !req
12. Joe, this is amazing!Copy !req
13. I knew I had the right idea
teaming the two of you up.Copy !req
14. Hold on...Copy !req
15. There's been a murder.Copy !req
16. Just got called in a few hours ago.Copy !req
17. You're, uh, gonna wanna prepare yourselves.Copy !req
18. It's an RX...Copy !req
19. -78 Zephyranthes.Copy !req
20. From the series second OVA.Copy !req
21. I'd never let this happen
to one of my pieces.Copy !req
22. Not since the last killing, anyway.Copy !req
23. What last killing?Copy !req
24. Murder just like this one.Copy !req
25. An MS-06 Zaku II from
Mobile Suit Gundam: War in the Pocket.Copy !req
26. It's torso was removed.Copy !req
27. I saw the perp but he was too fast.Copy !req
28. Freeze!Copy !req
29. That's why the force doesn't
let me carry a gun anymore.Copy !req
30. Just this 1:1 custom airsoft replica
of the Dominator from Psycho Pass.Copy !req
31. I always said it was a serial killer.Copy !req
32. I said he wasn't done!Copy !req
33. They didn't believe me.Copy !req
34. But you do, right Diesel?Copy !req
35. Do you?Copy !req
36. Yes!Copy !req
37. Yeah.Copy !req
38. I still don't, for what it's worth.Copy !req
39. He collected a torso from the previous case
and the limbs from this one.Copy !req
40. Why?Copy !req
41. Maybe he's building something.Copy !req
42. But nothing connects the Gundam models.Copy !req
43. An MS-06F Zaku II and an RX-78?Copy !req
44. They're not even from the same series of the
show.Copy !req
45. OVA...Copy !req
46. OV-what?Copy !req
47. The first victim was the
very first Gundam OVA.Copy !req
48. Today's was from the second.Copy !req
49. So the next target will be
a Gundam from the third...Copy !req
50. No.Copy !req
51. Oh God, no!Copy !req
52. Joe, wait!Copy !req
53. Naooooooo~!Copy !req
54. I'm so sorry, Joe!Copy !req
55. Sorry won't un-decapitate my mecha son!Copy !req
56. Joe!Copy !req
57. Joe!Copy !req
58. I need you to focus!Copy !req
59. Your Gundam, did you get it on eBay?Copy !req
60. Kill me Diesel!Copy !req
61. End this charade!Copy !req
62. I cross referenced the second highest bidder
for your Gundam with the second highest bidderCopy !req
63. for the previous victim's.Copy !req
64. They're the same person.Copy !req
65. That's impossible!Copy !req
66. He must have seen you
input the access code.Copy !req
67. I know the two of you were close.Copy !req
68. It's time for some payback.Copy !req
69. Joe, don't do this.Copy !req
70. We gotta bring this guy in by the book.Copy !req
71. I only have one book on my shelf.Copy !req
72. And it's Death Note.Copy !req
73. Hello, Joe.Copy !req
74. Why?Copy !req
75. Because I have a headcanon, Joe.Copy !req
76. An AU for this entire wretched city,Copy !req
77. where I don't have to rely on the whims
of creators to bring me the anime I desire.Copy !req
78. I used my status at the ACD
to bring my plans to fruition.Copy !req
79. I even partnered you with Diesel,
knowing she'd tsundere you up,Copy !req
80. so that you'd finally show me
how to get inside your Gundam safe.Copy !req
81. You son of a bitch.Copy !req
82. You betrayed the law.Copy !req
83. My fandom is law!Copy !req
84. Think back on all the
Gundam you've watched.Copy !req
85. It was fun, yes.Copy !req
86. But so flawed.Copy !req
87. I've removed those flaws.Copy !req
88. I've created perfection.Copy !req
89. Behold, my fan fiction.Copy !req
90. My God.Copy !req
91. What have you done?Copy !req
92. Glorious, isn't it?Copy !req
93. You're insane.Copy !req
94. It's time to put you down, Chief.Copy !req
95. Wait! Joe, don't do it!Copy !req
96. Stay out of this, Diesel.Copy !req
97. This man took everything from me.Copy !req
98. I know.Copy !req
99. He broke your Gundam.Copy !req
100. And your Gundam is a
metaphor for your heart.Copy !req
101. But it doesn't have to be, Joe.Copy !req
102. Let me be a metaphor for your heart.Copy !req
103. And your heart is asking you to show some
mercy.Copy !req
104. Put the gun down, Joe.Copy !req
105. Put the gun down.Copy !req
106. Huaaagh!Copy !req
107. Noooooo!Copy !req
108. No!Copy !req
109. My baby!Copy !req
110. My baby, no!Copy !req
111. I knew you could do it, Joe.Copy !req
112. What are you doing?Copy !req
113. Chief here showed me the
dark, beating heart of fandom.Copy !req
114. If this is what it is to let Neo Otaku City
get to you, maybe it's time for me to leave.Copy !req
115. I quit.Copy !req
116. See you later, space...Copy !req
117. Don't.Copy !req
118. You can't quit, Joe.Copy !req
119. This isn't you.Copy !req
120. Your heart is...Copy !req
121. My heart is not a Gundam.Copy !req
122. It's not even you.Copy !req
123. It's the ending of Neon Genesis Evangelion.Copy !req
124. Complicated.Copy !req
125. Sad.Copy !req
126. Confusing.Copy !req
127. And fundamentally broken.Copy !req
128. Heh heh heh...Copy !req