1. Do I hear 38?Copy !req
2. $38,000?Copy !req
3. Do I hear 38? 38?Copy !req
4. Yes! The gentleman with the elf ears in the middle! $38,000.Copy !req
5. Do I hear 39?Copy !req
6. 39? Do I hear 39?Copy !req
7. Yes! Miss in the back! $39,000.Copy !req
8. Do I hear 40?Copy !req
9. - Yes - $40,000.Copy !req
10. Going once, going twice...Copy !req
11. Sold to the gentleman in the mask and the
tuxedo for $40,000.Copy !req
12. Next on the block - perhaps the rarest Yu-gi-oh!
card known to man.Copy !req
13. Created as part of a one-time collaboration
between Akira Toriyama and Kazuki Takahasi,Copy !req
14. I give you...Copy !req
15. The Super Saiyan Dark Magician!Copy !req
16. That's not a Dark Magician or a Super Saiyan!Copy !req
17. It's a Diglett!Copy !req
18. I'd rather eat shit than bid on a Diglett!Copy !req
19. My God!Copy !req
20. We've been robbed!Copy !req
21. So.Copy !req
22. You guys hear about the
Super Saiyan Dark Magician that got stolen?Copy !req
23. Heh. Yeah.Copy !req
24. What a heist.Copy !req
25. Wonder what happened to it?Copy !req
26. Not like they could play it in a public game,
right?Copy !req
27. If you ask me, they're probably going to take
it to the syndicate's underground game.Copy !req
28. We may play for keeps here, but they've got
much higher stakes.Copy !req
29. Well how about that.Copy !req
30. You just activated our trap cards.Copy !req
31. - What!?
- Oh crap!Copy !req
32. You disgust me.Copy !req
33. Playing for keeps?Copy !req
34. It goes against everything
Yu-Gi-Oh stands for!Copy !req
35. Oh yeah?Copy !req
36. Why don't you tell that
to your pal, Joe over there.Copy !req
37. Thought I recognized you from somewhere!Copy !req
38. Shut up!Copy !req
39. He's an underground Yu-Gi-Oh addict!Copy !req
40. Lady, I once saw this guy take an LOB Blue
Eyes White Dragon from an eight year old!Copy !req
41. Is that true?Copy !req
42. I was under cover at first.Copy !req
43. At first?Copy !req
44. It's just... the thrill of playing for keeps.Copy !req
45. Nothing comes close.Copy !req
46. It's better than what I'm told sex is like!Copy !req
47. I've heard enough!Copy !req
48. You take these two back to the precinct.Copy !req
49. I'm going after the Dark Magician card.Copy !req
50. But I can help!Copy !req
51. I don't need help from a plays-for-keeper.Copy !req
52. I looked up to you, Joe.Copy !req
53. You were my Blue Eyes White Dragon.Copy !req
54. I'm going alone.Copy !req
55. You have no idea how dangerous
underground Yu-Gi-Oh can be!Copy !req
56. The target is a
Super Saiyan Dark Magician card.Copy !req
57. Diesel, half the department's annual operating
budget went into building that deck you're using,Copy !req
58. so be careful!Copy !req
59. I'm in.Copy !req
60. Good work!Copy !req
61. Get into a game and see if
you can't draw out our card thief.Copy !req
62. Now that is a new face
if I've ever seen one.Copy !req
63. Fancy a game?Copy !req
64. You know we play for more than just cards
here.Copy !req
65. It's time to duel.Copy !req
66. Now what is a lovely card shark like
yourself doing all alone in a place like this?Copy !req
67. No man in your life?Copy !req
68. Not anymore.Copy !req
69. Another.Copy !req
70. Son, you look like Chunin Exams Rock Lee.Copy !req
71. You sure?Copy !req
72. She was right.Copy !req
73. I am just a dirty plays-for-keepser.Copy !req
74. I'm the trash you sacrifice
so you can play a real card.Copy !req
75. Okay, I'm gonna cut you off.Copy !req
76. You don't cut off a God damned thing!Copy !req
77. What are you looking at?Copy !req
78. You play well but, unfortunately,
this game has to come to an end...Copy !req
79. detective.Copy !req
80. Ahh!Copy !req
81. Diesel! Diesel!Copy !req
82. That's right Ms. Diesel.Copy !req
83. We knew from the moment that you walked in.Copy !req
84. Oh Chief, better send
for Joe Furaya becauseCopy !req
85. his partner's about to get her ass
banished to the Shadow Realm!Copy !req
86. What?Copy !req
87. Oh, didn't you hear?Copy !req
88. We don't play for cards here.Copy !req
89. We play for souls!Copy !req
90. Who's that Anime Crimes Division investigator?Copy !req
91. It's Officer Vink!Copy !req
92. And unless you have a card that can beat a
Super Saiyan Dark Magician... well.Copy !req
93. I guess your soul is...Copy !req
94. Hold it!Copy !req
95. And here he is.Copy !req
96. Just in time to watch me take
everything that matters from him.Copy !req
97. Just like you took everything from me.Copy !req
98. Who are you!?Copy !req
99. Someone you should've banished to the
Shadow Realm when you had the chance.Copy !req
100. Wait...Copy !req
101. I know who you are...Copy !req
102. Just like you took everything from me.Copy !req
103. Someone you should've banished to the
Shadow Realm when you had the chance.Copy !req
104. I'm the eight-year old that you took
the Blue Eyes White Dragon from!Copy !req
105. You're the eight-year old I took
a Blue Eyes White Dragon from!Copy !req
106. It's was a one-of-a-kind, with
a misprint on the attack level!Copy !req
107. And you just took it!Copy !req
108. Well now I'm gonna take your partner!Copy !req
109. Don't!Copy !req
110. Look, I've got a proposition.Copy !req
111. Double or nothing.Copy !req
112. Joe, what are you doing?Copy !req
113. Let me play just one card.Copy !req
114. Just one.Copy !req
115. If you win, you get my soul too.Copy !req
116. No, don't do it Joe!Copy !req
117. I accept!Copy !req
118. There's no card in the entirety of Yu-Gi-Oh
that can beat a Super Saiyan Dark Magician.Copy !req
119. You're right.Copy !req
120. There isn't.Copy !req
121. Unless I had a Blue Eyes White Dragon
with a misprint on its attack power.Copy !req
122. No...Copy !req
123. I took this card from you many years ago.Copy !req
124. Holding it in my hands made me
feel the electricity of playing for keeps.Copy !req
125. But I don't want to be that guy anymore.Copy !req
126. So now I'm giving it back!Copy !req
127. No!Copy !req
128. How about that.Copy !req
129. You stole his "Blue Eyes White Dragon."Copy !req
130. Now he looks more like a
"Wet Eyes Brown Trousers."Copy !req
131. Yes.Copy !req
132. Auuuugh!Copy !req
133. Yeah!Copy !req
134. Great work, Joe!Copy !req
135. The fourteen-year old is back where he belongs,
not to mention you got the stolen card back,Copy !req
136. and we learned about a soul
stealing Yu-Gi-Oh tournament!Copy !req
137. That's not all I learned.Copy !req
138. Yeah?Copy !req
139. Sometimes... you just gotta play for keeps.Copy !req
140. And the fourteen-year old's in hell!Copy !req
141. - Hahahaha!
- Haha!Copy !req