1. In Neo Otaku city,
there are two kinds of people.Copy !req
2. The kind of people who can recite the Sailor Moon
theme song from memory in the original Japanese,Copy !req
3. and the kind who don't belong here.Copy !req
4. When someone commits a crime against anime,
they don't call the police.Copy !req
5. They call: The Anime Crimes Division.Copy !req
6. God dammit, Senzaki!Copy !req
7. Stop!Copy !req
8. Drop it, Senzaki!Copy !req
9. You take one more step and i'm
blowing those containers sky high!Copy !req
10. Think of the women, detective.Copy !req
11. Do you want their blood on your hands?Copy !req
12. Do you know what this is?Copy !req
13. It's a 45MW.TRG Dominator
from Psycho Pass.Copy !req
14. Fully licensed, precision molded
abs casing, modified to shootCopy !req
15. 6mm BBs from Tokyo Marui M9 mags.Copy !req
16. And I know what you're thinking -
did I fire twenty-six airsoft pellets?Copy !req
17. Or only twenty-five?Copy !req
18. No.Copy !req
19. I'm just wondering if you're stupid enough
to think you can kill me with an airsoft gun.Copy !req
20. No.Copy !req
21. I'm not.Copy !req
22. It's okay, girls.Copy !req
23. You're safe now.Copy !req
24. Four shipping containers full of smuggled
body pillow brides.Copy !req
25. Incredible bust, detective.Copy !req
26. Their "busts" are what got them thrown in
these containers in the first place, kid.Copy !req
27. Sir?Copy !req
28. Sorry.Copy !req
29. This city just... takes a toll on you.Copy !req
30. For every shipment of waifus we save from the
sex trade, a dismemberment of a collector'sCopy !req
31. gundam goes unavenged.Copy !req
32. All those mechas...Copy !req
33. Lost in the night...Copy !req
34. I thought you quit pocky!Copy !req
35. I thought you shut the hell up.Copy !req
36. What's the next case, chief?Copy !req
37. You didn't come down here just to give me
a pat on the backCopy !req
38. and tell me what a sugoi job I did.Copy !req
39. Vandalism in Tetsuokanedatetsuokaneda Park.Copy !req
40. So?Copy !req
41. So?Copy !req
42. It's about what they wrote.Copy !req
43. Three words that could
burn this city to ashes.Copy !req
44. My god.Copy !req
45. This could spark a war between the subber
and dubber gangs.Copy !req
46. Exactly.Copy !req
47. Which is why I'm assigning you a partner.Copy !req
48. Partner?Copy !req
49. This mission is too important
for you to lone wolf it.Copy !req
50. So we're giving you a cub.Copy !req
51. She's fresh out of little police academia,
but she picks things up fast.Copy !req
52. I'm sure you two will get along great.Copy !req
53. I'm detective diesel.Copy !req
54. It's an honor to meet you, sir!Copy !req
55. Which Yuri on Ice
character has the juiciest butt.Copy !req
56. What?Copy !req
57. Juiciest butt! Stop wasting my time!Copy !req
58. Uh, I haven't seen Yuri on Ice...Copy !req
59. Christophe Giacometti.Copy !req
60. God dammit, I knew you were
nothing but a wannabe-a-boo.Copy !req
61. No I'm not!Copy !req
62. I love anime!Copy !req
63. What's your favorite anime then?Copy !req
64. Digimon.Copy !req
65. I'm gonna pretend you didn't just say that.Copy !req
66. CSI have anything for me?Copy !req
67. Um, the paint is generic,
but the font is Helvetica Neue.Copy !req
68. Favored by the Subber Gang.Copy !req
69. Which I found confusing.Copy !req
70. If the Subbers did this, why "Dubs not Subs?"Copy !req
71. Wouldn't it be the other way around?Copy !req
72. I mean, we're in the
middle of Dub Gang territory.Copy !req
73. What an absolute shame for such a beautiful
statue to be vandalized!Copy !req
74. The statue was a cultural touchstone in the
park and will now have to be repainted!Copy !req
75. Could have been working fast.Copy !req
76. Made a mistake.Copy !req
77. But if the subbers did this...Copy !req
78. Post your fan theories to tumblr!Copy !req
79. Here we do real police work!Copy !req
80. Detective!Copy !req
81. Who are you?Copy !req
82. Bob Dugnut!Copy !req
83. I donated that statue!Copy !req
84. Mr. Dugnut is the head of M4E.Copy !req
85. The manga publishing company.Copy !req
86. If these criminals are not brought to justice,
I'll see to it that your ass is demoted toCopy !req
87. tentacle vice before you
can say pocky addiction!Copy !req
88. What's an "anego?"Copy !req
89. Please ignore my friend.Copy !req
90. She watches Digimon.Copy !req
91. What do you know about the graffiti
in Tetsuokanedatetsuokaneda Park?Copy !req
92. But your font was...?Copy !req
93. Sir.Copy !req
94. My teachings from Digimon have taught me how
to spot a liar and I don't think she's lying.Copy !req
95. If I want to know about
Last Airbender trivia, I'll ask.Copy !req
96. For now this is my investigation and you'll
keep quiet!Copy !req
97. I am getting sick and
tired of being disr...Copy !req
98. Dammit.Copy !req
99. A gang war of this magnitude could destroy
the city.Copy !req
100. Wait a second... who's that?Copy !req
101. Get down!Copy !req
102. You saved me.Copy !req
103. You're the Tai to my Izzy, sir.Copy !req
104. They're Digimon characters...?Copy !req
105. Looks like I still got a lot to learn.Copy !req
106. I'd recommend starting with the
manga honestly, it provides a lot of...Copy !req
107. Manga!Copy !req
108. Oh my God, you solved the case!Copy !req
109. Come on... we gotta go stop a war...Copy !req
110. You'll pay for what
you've done to our statue!Copy !req
111. I will use the power of the light to make
you die!Copy !req
112. No!Copy !req
113. Wait!Copy !req
114. You don't need to fight!Copy !req
115. We most certainly do my friend for we have
come to fight and fighting is what we will do!Copy !req
116. You're blaming each other for
crimes neither of you committed.Copy !req
117. The true culprit is...Copy !req
118. Bob Dugnut, CEO of the M4E manga company.Copy !req
119. This statue is in Dubber territory, which
means the graffiti on it makes no sense.Copy !req
120. Unless you read it from right to left.Copy !req
121. Same with the note at Subber HQ.Copy !req
122. That's right.Copy !req
123. It's not about the subs or the dubs.Copy !req
124. It's about the anime
versus the original manga.Copy !req
125. Have you even read
the original run of Akira?Copy !req
126. They cut out half the
characters for the anime!Copy !req
127. Half!Copy !req
128. Listen!Copy !req
129. We all have our differences.Copy !req
130. Some of us dub.Copy !req
131. Some of us sub.Copy !req
132. And some of us prefer Digimon.Copy !req
133. But we can't let those
differences divide us!Copy !req
134. Because at the end of the day, we are all
united in our mutual love of animation.Copy !req
135. Kimiko and I now declare this park...Copy !req
136. I'm quitting.Copy !req
137. Ha!Copy !req
138. Guess you did him some good after all.Copy !req
139. Won't happen again, sir!Copy !req
140. I sure hope not!Copy !req
141. Because we just got word of the theft
of a one-of-a-kind Yu-gi-oh card.Copy !req
142. Whaddya say, Joe?Copy !req
143. You sick of this "wannabe-a-boo" yet?Copy !req
144. Don't worry, Diesel.Copy !req
145. You're as weeby as they come.Copy !req
146. Let's go.Copy !req