Animaniacs 1x64

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Greek playwright Aristotle tries to win cash and prizes on "You Risk Your Life," a game show hosted by Yakko.

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1. Okay, see, one time in the cafeteria,

2. Randy Beaman was eating a bologna sandwich,

3. then Jason made this gross noise:

4. And Randy Beaman laughed so hard bologna came out his nose.

5. Really.

6. 'Kay, bye.

7. Newsreel of the Stars.

8. Hollywood, 1930.

9. The Warner Brothers studio,

10. home of the biggest stars in Tinseltown.

11. Here at the studio's new Animation Department,

12. the artists toil endlessly to come up with cartoon stars,

13. ultimately creating three new characters:

14. The Warner brothers and their sister, Dot.

15. Hello, Nurse!

16. Unfortunately, the Warner kids were totally out of control...

17. and sent the animators running to the hills.

18. Bye.

19. Boingie! Boingie! Boingie! Boingie!

20. The trio ran amok throughout the studio,

21. creating utter chaos.

22. Finally, they were captured.

23. The Warners' films, which made absolutely no sense,

24. were locked away in the studio vault,

25. never to be released.

26. As for the Warners themselves, who made even less sense,

27. they were locked away in the studio water tower,

28. also never to be released.

29. Publicly, the studio has disavowed

30. any knowledge of the Warners' existence

31. to this very day, when the Warners escaped.

32. Huh?

33. Giddyap!

34. DR. Today, my little Warner friends,

35. I don't want to ask you any boring questions.

36. So can we go then?

37. Wait, wait, wait.

38. Wouldn't you like to hear my fun new idea?

39. I thought you said no boring questions.

40. Today, I want to try a little group session,

41. and so I've invited one of my other patients to join us.

42. Who is it? One of those cute little Olsen twins?

43. No, but it is a fellow Warner Brothers employee.

44. Your other patient is here, doctor.

45. Very well. Send her in.

46. Now, she may be shy and bashful,

47. and unwilling to chitchat,

48. so please be polite, okey-dokeys?

49. Okey-dokeys.

50. Elmyra!

51. Hiya, Mr. Doctor Man.

52. Do you wanna look inside my little head?

53. Well, heh-heh, yes, perhaps.

54. But first, I want you to meet some other patients of mine.

55. Oohh!

56. Look at the cute fuzzy heads!

57. What are you? Puppies? Kitties? Big fuzzy buggies?

58. We're the Warner brothers.

59. And the Warner sister.

60. Well, I'm the Warner hugger and kisser,

61. and squeezer into itty-bitty pieces.

62. Nice to meet you.

63. Okay, now, everyone, let's settle down,

64. and let's all have fun with Mr. Puppet Head.

65. Oohh!

66. I love Mr. Puppet Head!

67. Figures.

68. Hello, everybody.

69. Hello, Mr. Puppet Head.

70. Is there something you kiddies

71. would like to share with Mr. Puppet Head?

72. Nope.

73. Not me.

74. I'd like to share.

75. Good. What?

76. This.

77. Naughty puppet.

78. Yi-yi-yi! I mean:

79. Yi-yi-yi!

80. Are you all right, Mr. Puppet Head?

81. No, I got a woogie on my noggin.

82. Oh, don't worry, Mr. Puppet Head.

83. I'll take care of you with a great big huggy-poo!

84. I'm gonna make you all better, and love you and kiss you,

85. and be nursey-nurse for the sick little woogie noggin.

86. Oh, the humanity.

87. Mwah. There. All better.

88. Mr. Puppet Head, what happened?

89. Nobody's home.

90. There's an understatement.

91. I know.

92. Let's engage in some parallel play

93. with a little non-competitive gaming. Yeah?

94. Say what?

95. He means, let's play hug the puppy heads!

96. I'm gonna hug you and squeeze you,

97. and take you home,

98. and dress you up like little ponies.

99. And we'll play rodeo cowgirl!

100. I got another idea.

101. Let's play What Happened to the Warners?

102. What happened to the... Warners?

103. Don't you worry, Mr. Doctor Man Wrinkle Head.

104. I'll find 'em!

105. Oh, Warners!

106. That was a close one.

107. That was a weird one.

108. All aboard. Woo, woo!

109. We're gonna play Petticoat Junction.

110. Come back! I got some taffy.

111. Excuse me, Mr. Guardman Face,

112. have you seen the little Warner heads?

113. Uh, the Warner heads?

114. Um. Well, I... The Warners?

115. There you are.

116. Some hiding place.

117. It was warm.

118. Hey! Come back!

119. Here I come to love you to pieces.

120. Have you seen three cute fuzzy heads?

121. Ooh! Look at the big dino head.

122. You're cute.

123. I'm gonna bathe you, and powder you

124. and teach you how to go on the paper.

125. Oops.

126. There you are.

127. Wait. We've gotta fight fire with fire.

128. Follow me.

129. Oh, Warners. Wait for me.

130. Voilà, the answer to our prayers.

131. Oh, Warner-adle-adle-ooo!

132. Puppy toy.

133. Rowr?

134. Relax, pal. It's taken care of.

135. Where are you, Warner-a-licious?

136. I'm gonna fold you and spindle you, and—

137. Look at that cute little girl head.

138. Wait for me, little girly-girl.

139. Look out, girly head!

140. Hey, come back here, you little missy-miss.

141. Unh!

142. Unh!

143. All clear!

144. I love a happy ending.

145. Sometimes I just love when it ends.