Animaniacs 1x63

Directed by

Dave Thomas as King Arthur (voice)

The Warners are recruited by King Arthur to save Camelot from a dragon.

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1. As far back as Pesto could remember,

2. he never wanted to get stuck eggsitting.

3. Especially for his sister, Sasha.

4. But one day, she made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

5. Sit, you big clam head, or I'll twist your beak.

6. Ow. All right. I'm sitting, see?

7. Is this your egg or what? Ratatouille. I'm sitting.

8. Hi, Pesto.

9. You're adorable on that nest.

10. Adorable? What's that supposed to mean?

11. Are you saying that I am adorable?

12. Don't start with that, Pesto.

13. You mess up, Pesto,

14. I'll stuff you in a dumpster.

15. You know, I'm so exhausted.

16. I can't wait to get to Jersey.

17. Did you get a preen?

18. Like the color of my beakstick?

19. It's Tickle Me Pink.

20. I love it!

21. Eggsitting's for sissy birds and featherweights.

22. What do I look like, a peahen over here?

23. Yo. Coo. Egg. It's me, your Uncle Pesto.

24. Ho-ho.

25. Look what we got over here.

26. Mr. Pesto on the nest-o.

27. What? What? What did I do?

28. You eggsitting, Pesto?

29. Who? What? Me? Nah.

30. Do I look like I'm stuck eggsitting?

31. Ha. Heh-heh.

32. I ain't no embryo-yo.

33. No matter what you do, Pesto, eggsitting included,

34. you're still the most macho bird I know.

35. What do you mean by that?

36. I said you're macho, that's all.

37. Are you saying that I am one of the Village People here

38. to disco for you?

39. Is that what you're saying?

40. No, I'm not saying that.

41. You're saying that I am macho.

42. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying.

43. That's it! I'll give you macho.

44. Ow! Come on!

45. Oh.

46. Here's your macho, you big meatball!

47. My beak. Please, stop.

48. Take that! I'll whack you to Tacoma!

49. Hey! Yo, Pesto!

50. The egg you're not eggsitting just hit the street.

51. Mother of manicotti! We gotta get that egg!

52. Ha! Got it.

53. Yow! Don't hose me.

54. Hey, I got water up my beak.

55. Mozzarella mia! It's rolling downtown.

56. Hey. Come on.

57. Don't let that egg get away.

58. Hey, come on, don't let it get away!

59. I got it!

60. Sweet Scorsese! Let's grab it.

61. Open up, you flat-footed,

62. egg-snatching, flightless losers!

63. Oh, man. I'm a dead bird.

64. This limo's gotta stop sometime, right?

65. When it does, bada-bing. We get the egg.

66. Yeah, yeah, that's it. We get the egg.

67. You're a genius, Bobby.

68. Bobby's right.

69. Don't worry, Pesto. We'll get the egg.

70. Hey! What did I do?

71. Nothing.

72. Just felt like whacking somebody.

73. Whoa!

74. That's it, that's it, that's it.

75. Bada-bingo!

76. A egg.

77. Hey, Mom. I found a bird egg.

78. Oh, no. Out.

79. Not in the house, Zacky.

80. What is it with you and eggs?

81. Hey, he put the egg over there.

82. He's leaving.

83. We got it now.

84. We get it, we put it back. All nicey-nice.

85. Your sister will never know it was missing.

86. When Sasha gets through with me,

87. I'll be stuffed beak first in a dumpster.

88. Hey. Just pick one.

89. An egg's an egg, you know what I'm saying?

90. Forget about it.

91. We can't pull that off. Not with Sasha.

92. She'd know if it was her egg or not.

93. The Godpigeon.

94. The Godpigeon said, "Take all the eggs.

95. Then Sasha gets her egg, and she gets bonus eggs."

96. Yeah. Chicks like eggs.

97. That's why they're always having 'em.

98. Yeah, women. Forget about it.

99. Eggs this, babies that.

100. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bow.

101. Anybody notice the Godpigeon had gas?

102. Something's cracking out under here.

103. Are you quacking at me?

104. Are you quacking at me?

105. Mwah.

106. Aha!

107. Rigatoni! What's going on?

108. Well, you see,

109. when your egg rolled downtown, we—

110. Your egg went for an egg roll.

111. What do you mean by that?

112. I said it went for an egg roll, that's all.

113. What? Are you saying my egg

114. went out for Chinese food?

115. Is that what you're saying?

116. No, I'm not saying that.

117. I said it went out for an egg roll.

118. An egg roll.

119. Yeah. Th-th-that's what I'm saying.

120. That's it! I'll give you egg roll.

121. Here's your egg roll!

122. Spumante.

123. How about a little dim sum upside the head,

124. you moo shu pork brain!

125. How many times I gotta tell you? Don't push me.

126. I'm the one that's in charge here, not you. You get it?

127. So Sasha never asked Pesto to eggsit again.