Animaniacs 1x62

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In the midst of watching a scary sci-fi movie, Wakko drinks too much soda and scrambles to find an available bathroom. Even after he finds a toilet in his "gag bag", his quest to relieve himself goes from bad to worse when he cannot find any privacy.

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1. One time, Randy Beaman woke up at night and he saw Dracula.

2. But he thought it wasn't Dracula,

3. just some clothes hanging up.

4. Then he turned on the light, and it really was Dracula.

5. Okay, bye.

6. It's time for another "Good Idea, Bad Idea."

7. Good idea.

8. Going trick-or-treating on Halloween.

9. Bad idea.

10. Going trick-or-treating on...

11. Saint Patrick's Day.

12. The end.

13. Enough with the singin' already.

14. It's Halloween. We got it.

15. No need to bludgeon us with it. Now, get outta here.

16. Skippy and I got a cartoon to do.

17. Ah, I'm too old for this. Let's go home, Skippy.

18. Oh, no, please, Aunt Slappy. Just one more street.

19. Oh, for Pete's sake,

20. you already got more chocolate than Switzerland.

21. Puh-retty puh-lease?

22. Oh, all right. But don't do that big-eyed thing.

23. It scares me. Makes you look like an owl.

24. Right.

25. All right, let's try...

26. that street.

27. But all your old enemies live on that street.

28. They don't wanna give us treats. They'll wanna annihilate us.

29. Sounds like a standard cartoon plot to me.

30. Let's give it a roll.

31. All right, boys.

32. This is our big chance to finally clobber Slappy Squirrel.

33. Yeah. I still owe her for what she did to me

34. in Pocketful of Squid, 1941.

35. Directed by Rory Kipton.

36. I never liked Rory.

37. Duh, what are we doing again?

38. Listen, Beanie, you tundra brain,

39. when Slappy knocks on your door, make with the nasty tricks.

40. Ooh, this'll be a Halloween she'll never forget.

41. This is gonna be more fun

42. than seniors' night on American Gladiators.

43. Hello? Anybody home?

44. Duh, Slappy Squirrel. Have I got a trick for her.

45. One I thought of myself.

46. Duh, pick a hand, Slappy.

47. You're a smarty every day, Beanie.

48. Yes, I am.

49. Trick or treat.

50. Duh—

51. Well, if it ain't my old pal Beanie

52. the cerebrally challenged bison.

53. Pick a hand.

54. Duh, left.

55. Pick another hand.

56. Duh, right.

57. Duh...

58. Now you pick a hand.

59. Left.

60. What, no treat?

61. Ooh, candy corn.

62. Spew.

63. Hey, they're better than the corns on my feet.

64. Spew and a half.

65. Yeah, I'll tell you, Skippy,

66. that Beanie has the IQ of a bologna sandwich.

67. Sheesh.

68. Beanie sure wet the sidewalk on that one.

69. This is really dynamite squash.

70. Slappy will never figure this out.

71. I'm a genius.

72. Sizzling pumpkins?

73. This is truly pathetic.

74. Careful, Aunt Slappy, it's a trap.

75. You'll be blown to smithereens.

76. Where you getting that cheesy dialogue, Skippy?

77. From the script.

78. Skippy, how many times I gotta tell you, what are scripts for?

79. For lining the bottom of birdcages.

80. That's right.

81. Enjoy.

82. Now, let's get some treats.

83. Walter Wolf will bust his truss

84. once he finds out that I blasted Slappy Squirrel.

85. Beanie wanted me to give you this.

86. Ooh. Candy corn.

87. Some aspirin would be nice.

88. You remind me of a bad accident at Benihana's. Ha, ha.

89. Look, Skippy, it's the opening credits to Scooby-Doo.

90. Ah, just kiddin'.

91. It's the last house on the block.

92. That's Walter Wolf's house. He's your bitterest enemy.

93. Walter's only bitter on the outside.

94. Inside, he's got creamy nougat.

95. Hey, Walter, trick-or-treat there?

96. I love a pointless eyeball gag, don't you?

97. Surprise! Happy Halloween.

98. Look, Skippy, Walter's throwin' us a party.

99. Yeah, I'm so sure.

100. Nice spread you got here, Walter. Is this all for us?

101. Oh, of course. For you, my best pal, Slappy Squirrel.

102. You know, I'm gonna run to the kitchen

103. for some special walnut candies.

104. Feel free to wander around and touch things while I'm gone.

105. Charming decorations. Walter went all out.

106. At my age, this stuff would make a pretty good laxative.

107. That should do it.

108. Slappy Squirrel's gonna get such a kick from these.

109. My dear guests,

110. help yourselves to some walnut candies.

111. I'd eat 'em, but I can't. I hear they're mucus-forming.

112. Ooh, you poor dear. Maybe you should have a sit down.

113. Right this way.

114. Here, sit and be comfy.

115. After you.

116. Eh, I insist, after you.

117. Very well, you go first.

118. Well, who knew?

119. Walter Wolf has a split personality.

120. Got it all?

121. Yep.

122. Thanks, Walter.

123. I'd be careful where I was sewin' if I were you.

124. You meshugunah squirrel. I haven't finished with you.

125. Oh, no?

126. That's what you think.

127. Whoa... Oh...

128. Ah! Ooh! Oof!

129. Congratulations, Aunt Slappy,

130. for completing your most explosive,

131. and yet entirely pointless cartoon of the season.

132. Now, that's family entertainment.