Animaniacs 1x61

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An old black-and-white Warner cartoon where Dot goes into the movies (literally) to find the man of her dreams.

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1. And now, Dot's Poetry Corner.

2. "Jack Sprat."

3. Jack Sprat Could eat no fat

4. So he became macrobiotic And a giant pain in the neck

5. Thank you.

6. This has been another visit to Dot's Poetry Corner.

7. Baloney and Kids is brought to you by this station

8. and other stations that lack clever programming.

9. Boy, there's nothing better to do after school

10. than stay at school and play.

11. I love school so much,

12. I wish I could marry it.

13. Hey, we can pretend.

14. Did someone say "pretend"?

15. Baloney!

16. We brought some new friends to play.

17. Oh, goody, goody.

18. Come on in. It's Yakko, Wakko and Dot.

19. I'm so glad you're here.

20. There's nothing like new friendly friends

21. to make me feel all warm and yum-yum-doodle-dum inside.

22. All set for some gosh and golly-icious fun

23. and game-a-loos?

24. Are ya?

25. Uh... I don't think so. Gotta run.

26. We'll just catch a cab. Thanks.

27. Neato-complete-o-yippee.

28. Let's all get a pretend cab.

29. Vroom, va-room!

30. Gee, I'd like to, Baloney,

31. but I've gotta do my homework

32. before I help my mom make dinner.

33. And I've gotta iron my bed.

34. Yay!

35. Wait! Take us!

36. Bye-bye, kids.

37. Have funny-fun-yum-yum fun-fun-yum-fun.

38. Looks like it's just us.

39. Imagine our delight.

40. Imagine? Why, I'd love to imagine.

41. But I need a little help

42. from the Prince and Princesses of Props.

43. Hello, Princesses of Props nurses.

44. Now, wanna sing the "Imagine Song"?

45. Uh, not really.

46. Is that cute girl coming back? Cute girl?

47. Goshums, Yakko, I don't know what you're talking about.

48. There's a shocker.

49. Great song.

50. Thanks. Let's hug.

51. Ah-ah-ah. Why don't you just go ahead and imagine that too, huh?

52. Okay.

53. I love me. Yum-yum-doodle-dum.

54. Yeah. Well, it's been fun, friend,

55. but we've gotta get back to planet reality now.

56. Great idea.

57. Let's play Astronauts in Outer Space.

58. Hello, Mission Control.

59. Hello, Baloney.

60. Our sensors show that you're out of oxygen.

61. Goodbye.

62. You'll be remembered as a hero.

63. Maybe we should stop pretending.

64. Could be tough.

65. We have very strong imaginations.

66. You're silly.

67. Boy, that's the pot calling the kettle black.

68. I know. Let's make masks and guess who we are.

69. Are we being punished?

70. Yes.

71. Guess who.

72. Is it... Abraham Lincoln?

73. No.

74. Hmmm.

75. Could it be Nancy Kerrigan?

76. No.

77. Is it a...

78. big, fat polyester dinosaur

79. who's the color of an International House of Pancakes

80. with a paper plate over his face?

81. No!

82. It's me, Baloney!

83. You're kidding.

84. Now, why don't you make masks, and I'll guess who you are?

85. Um, because we'd rather have lunch

86. with the Princesses of Props?

87. Hmmm.

88. Gee, I don't know who you are.

89. I'm Vladimir Horowitz.

90. I'm Gertrude Stein.

91. And I'm Gustav Anvil, the inventor of the anvil.

92. Oh, those were good masks.

93. Hey! Wakko gave me another idea.

94. Let's sing "The Anvil Song."

95. Gee, goshums, Yakko. I don't know that one.

96. Don't worry, you'll catch on real quick.

97. Yakko, is our use of falling anvils

98. going to be a bit excessive?

99. Yep.

100. Okay.

101. "The Anvil Song."

102. On me?

103. Ah!

104. That wasn't pretty.

105. But it had to be done.

106. Great song.

107. Neato-complete-o-yippee.

108. It's unstoppable.

109. Call in the National Guard.

110. Or Tonya Harding's bodyguard.

111. Let's sing it again. I lovey-dovey loved it.

112. Okay.

113. Ah!

114. Yay!

115. Let's do it again.

116. Now it's getting scary.

117. Yum-yum-doodle-dum-cuckoo.

118. Oh, darn. My friendly friend tells me

119. that it's time for us to go.

120. Ohhh.

121. I know, I know.

122. But we still get to sing "The Goodbye Song."

123. Yep. Uh-huh.

124. Who's dropping those anvils, anyway?

125. Take us with you!

126. Don't leave us, please!

127. Free us from the lumpy thing!

128. Take us with you!

129. Neato-complete-o-yippee.

130. Mmm-mwah!