Animaniacs 1x60

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Several old-time movie stars talk about their encounters with the Warners and how Milton Berle hated Yakko.

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1. DR. And now, kids,

2. I would like to sing an oldie but goody with my own lyrics.

3. Is that Dr. Scratchansniff?

4. Either that or someone's got a weasel in a headlock.

5. Scratchansniff.

6. Let's check it out.

7. Hold it.

8. Oh. Whoops.

9. Thank you.

10. "Karaoke for kids."

11. Karaoke?

12. Sounds like a dessert.

13. Or a vaccine.

14. Or an illness.

15. Ah, thank you, kiddies. You're too kind.

16. Thank you.

17. What's that thing?

18. Kar-oh... okay.

19. Oh, that explains it.

20. Uh, you choose a song, I play the music,

21. and then you sing for the kids.

22. We wanna sing too.

23. See if they have "Disco Duck."

24. Then I sign you up and you wait your turn.

25. A more hideous phrase has never been spoken.

26. Hear, hear.

27. Well, tough toenails.

28. Willie Slakmer is next.

29. Uh, Willie Slakmer, you're up.

30. The parfait, please.

31. Too kind. Thank you.

32. Yes, thank you.

33. Thank you, my little friends. My small friends.

34. Maestro, if you please.

35. I think there's something missing.

36. Like talent?

37. Thank you, my little friends.

38. My small friends.

39. Our turn.

40. My— Okay,

41. let's hear it for Mr. Slakmer.

42. Ye-hey, yahoo, what a guy, wow.

43. And now, for your listening pleasure,

44. a little song we call—

45. Stop. It's still my turn, my little friends.

46. My small friends.

47. But we're next on the list.

48. Not quite.

49. Looks like an election ballot from Chile.

50. He's right, you little kids. You small kids.

51. Oh, don't you start that too.

52. And now, an interpretation of another favorite.

53. Maestro?

54. Odd.

55. We're gonna lose our audience.

56. I'm gonna lose my lunch. Hiccup!

57. He needs help.

58. And now for some singing.

59. What is going on?

60. We are, as soon as you get off.

61. But I'm entertaining my little friends. My—

62. Small friends. Yeah, we know.

63. I'm trying to fill their lives with joy.

64. Then you should stop singing right now.

65. Maestro, next number.

66. That makes two of us.

67. Return that.

68. Oof!

69. Ho-ho! Oh, I got one.

70. And he's a fighter.

71. Must be 300 pounds.

72. Smile!

73. And now, friends,

74. the Warner trio is pleased to sing—

75. Cease!

76. I'm not angry.

77. I am calm and cool.

78. But you must—

79. You must accept the fact that—

80. That it's my turn to— Stop it!

81. Your turn to stop it?

82. Yay!

83. We were getting tired of stopping it all by ourselves.

84. That's not what I said.

85. Oh, now, now, now. No fibbing.

86. Wakko?

87. It's my turn to— Stop it!

88. I'm not leaving the stage until I sing all my songs.

89. Well, I guess he'll just have to sing all his songs.

90. Maestro, if you please.

91. Hey, it's the Goodyear Doughnut.

92. Where?

93. Chocolate!

94. Only two more songs.

95. She can't take any more, captain.

96. Goes the weasel.

97. What do you think?

98. It's still workin'.

99. Let's go, sibs.

100. Hey, yous.

101. There's no Goodyear Doughnut.

102. Good for you, Ralph, but we're on.

103. Oh, no, you're not.

104. There's still one more person before you.

105. Who?

106. Lenny Neeboy, you're up.

107. Maestro?

108. Oh, I get it. It's a whole Star Trek gag thing.

109. Ah-ha-ha.

110. Iris out already, please?