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2. ah-Choo!
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3. Mr. Plotz,
I'm sick, sir.
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4. I'm going home.
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5. Home? But—but—
but who'll do
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6. all my important little
executive things?
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7. He's the phone number
for a temp agency.
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8. They'll send someone over.
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9. Call them?
On the phone?
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10. With all those
numbers and buttons?
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11. But I—
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12. ah-Choo!
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13. I'm sorry, sir.
Goodbye, sir.
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14. 5. So I press this 5.
Is that it?
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15. No. Wait. 4.
Do I press this 4?
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16. Oh, I can't
do this by myself.
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17. I'll get it!
I'll get it!
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18. I'll get it!
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19. Let me get it!
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20. I want to get it!
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21. All right.
Nobody gets it.
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22. Fine.
Fine.
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23. I'll get it!
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24. Look! The horror!
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25. What?
What?
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26. Hello, nurse.
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27. I never get to get it.
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28. May I help you?
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29. Oh, thank heaven.
Finally.
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30. This is the Ceo
of warner bros.
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31. I need help
over here because—
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32. who is this?
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33. It's me—Yakko.
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34. Don't worry, T.P.
We'll be right over.
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35. I dialed the wrong number.
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36. Stay away from me,
do you hear? Hello! Hello!
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37. Oh, my. What have I done?
Where's my aspirin?
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38. Reporting for work,
sir.
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39. Get back in your tower.
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40. You needed us
to be scelecataries.
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41. Never!
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42. And give me back
my paperweight.
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43. O.K. But you have
to wait a while.
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44. Good night,
everybody.
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45. Eww!
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46. The phone.
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47. Hello. Hello.
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48. I said hello!
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49. Hello! Oh, how
does this work?
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50. I'll get it!
I'll get it!
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51. Look!
Wayne newton!
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52. Where?
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53. Mr. Plotz' office.
May I help you?
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54. I never get to get it.
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55. Yes, Mr. Costner.
Thursday at 2 is fine.
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56. Yes. Uh-huh.
Okey-Dokey. You bet.
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57. Oh, isn't that sweet? O.K.
You bet. Uh-huh. Bye-bye.
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58. Well, I guess
it wouldn't hurt
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59. for you to stay
the day to help out.
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60. You'll never live
to regret it.
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61. Heaven help me.
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62. Still holding,
Mr. Schwarzenegger?
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63. O.K. Oh, I'd love
that recipe.
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64. Aren't you a doll?
Stay on the line.
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65. Still there, Mr. Eastwood?
Please hold.
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66. Mr. Katzenberg?
You'll be holding.
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67. Miss Pfeiffer, hold.
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68. Miss Fonda, take
a big breath and hold.
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69. Whew.
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70. Why is everybody
on hold?
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71. 'Cause Mr. Plotz
is very busy.
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72. My heavens,
it's a slow day.
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73. I haven't
gotten any calls.
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74. Come in.
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75. Hello.
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76. Aah! Don't do that!
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77. I'm sorry, T.P.
These things need
your signature.
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78. Oh, goodie.
I like doing that.
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79. Sign here...
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80. here, here, and here.
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81. By the way,
what am I signing?
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82. A little of that,
a little of this.
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83. Mostly this.
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84. Mr. Sinatra, hold.
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85. Mr. Redford, hold... me.
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86. Mr. President,
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87. get to work.
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88. Hello, Mel!
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89. I'd like to see
Mr. Plotz.
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90. He's busy.
Let's talk about us.
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91. Why don't I,
uh, just wait.
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92. No! Let's stay
like this forever!
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93. He touched me.
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94. Didn't I meet you
on a summer cruise?
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95. I've never been on one.
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96. Want to? I have tickets.
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97. Ha ha. On second thought,
I'll just call.
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98. I'm going to marry
that man.
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99. Here, here,
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100. here, here,
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101. here, here, here.
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102. Sorry. I got
carried away.
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103. What happened?
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104. We're rich!
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105. We're poor!
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106. Wakko, make copies.
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107. Yakko,
type this memo.
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108. Dot, file these.
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109. Well, get to work!
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110. I'm done.
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111. I'm done.
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112. Me, too.
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113. I'll get it!
I'll get it!
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114. Look! It's
a big fat fanny!
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115. Hello, nurse!
Hold, please.
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116. I never get to get it!
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117. Wakko,
come in my office.
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118. Ppllbbt!
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119. Sit down.
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120. Take a letter.
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121. Where to?
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122. No. I want you
to write a letter.
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123. O.K.
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124. Dear Santa, I've been
so good this year.
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125. I'd like a new mallet
and a brass anvil.
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126. No, no, no, no!
Write a letter
for me!
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127. I don't know what you
want for Christmas.
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128. Dot, get in here. I need
to dictate a letter.
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129. Just a moment,
Mr. Plotz.
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130. In conclusion,
it is imperative
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131. that this movie
be brought in
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132. under budget
and on time.
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133. Sincerely,
Thaddeus plotz.
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134. Dot, read that back.
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135. Read what back?
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136. The letter I dictated.
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137. What letter?
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138. I'm sorry. Were you
saying something?
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139. Out!
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140. Yakko, can you
take dictation?
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141. Sure, boss.
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142. Finally.
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143. Take it where?
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144. Aah!
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145. Why, you—
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146. hey, hey, hey, hey.
Take it easy, Thad.
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147. Who screamed?
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148. He did. He blew.
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149. Get out of my life!
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150. I'll get it!
I'll get it!
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151. Aha!
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152. Stop!
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153. Time out.
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154. When will this
insanity end?
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155. When one of us
answers the phone,
silly.
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156. I did not know that.
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157. Time in.
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158. I'll get it.
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159. Hello. Uh-huh.
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160. Uh-huh. O.K.
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161. Bye-bye.
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162. That was your
scelecatary.
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163. She's
still sick.
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164. You get us for
one more day.
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165. Oh...
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