1. Enough with the singin' already.
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2. Hi, Grandpa Stinky.
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3. Oh, hi, Bumpo.
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4. Whatcha doing?
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5. Chewin' for fleas.
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6. Can I help?
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7. No, don't be disgusting.
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8. And don't sniff me, Bumpo.
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9. It's impolite.
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10. You have to ask first.
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11. Sorry, Grandpa Stinky.
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12. May I sniff ya?
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13. No! Don't be weird.
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14. Grandkids...
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15. Hello.
Hi.
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16. Well, so long.
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17. Bye.
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18. Grandpa, what's that?
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19. What's what?
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20. Why, Bumpo, that's one
of those horrible,
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21. vicious tree squirrels!
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22. Meanest creatures
on the planet Earth
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23. and a basset hound's
natural born enemy.
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24. Oh!
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25. It's our sworn duty
to chase 'em, catch 'em,
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26. and shake 'em
like rag dolls.
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27. Why?
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28. I don't know.
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29. It's what we do.
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30. Now, watch and learn, boy.
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31. Your Grandpa Stinky'll
show you how to mangle
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32. that nasty squirrel.
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33. I'm off!
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34. No, I'm not.
Yes, I am.
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35. Nope.
Now, wait.
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36. Here we go.
I'm off!
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37. Go get 'em, Grandpa!
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38. Grandpa Stinky's my hero.
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39. That was great,
Grandpa Stinky.
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40. You almost got him.
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41. May I sniff you now?
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42. No.
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43. Take me to the vet.
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44. Skippy, I'm dyin'
of starvation here.
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45. You got my hazelnuts,
or what?
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46. Uh-huh.
Bleh.
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47. Sorry, but I'm
on a low-saliva diet.
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48. Get some more.
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49. I can't,
Aunt Slappy.
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50. There are dogs
guarding the nuts.
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51. Let me see here.
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52. Oh, yeah, my old enemy,
Stinkbomb D. Basset.
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53. He co-starred with me
in Somethin' Smells Funny, 1943,
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54. directed by Laszlo Floot.
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55. What a hack!
Here's a clip.
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56. Right this way, pal.
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57. Gotcha!
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58. Guess again.
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59. He hasn't smelled
the same since.
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60. Tell you what, Skippy.
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61. Let's both go next door
and get some nuts.
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62. But what about the dogs?
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63. I don't know.
I might let 'em live.
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64. We'll see.
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65. Aw, that's nice of you,
Aunt Slappy.
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66. Let's just
hurry back, okay?
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67. Why?
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68. Montel Williams is on
in five minutes.
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69. I love a bald man.
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70. Here they come, Bumpo.
It's squirrel-catchin' time!
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71. Do everything I do, kiddo,
and you can't go wrong.
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72. Right!
Come on.
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73. Now, watch closely, Bumpo,
as I snag me a squirrel.
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74. I got her!
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75. Wow, Grandpa Stinky!
You're a smarty!
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76. Well, you need to have smarts
to catch a squirrel, Bumpo.
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77. Fortunately,
I have smarts to spare.
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78. Why, I have smarts
I've never even used.
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79. Ooh, I bet that really smarts.
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80. Hey, no sniffing me
while I'm unconscious.
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81. Oh, now this is sad.
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82. Here they come.
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83. We'll get 'em this time
for sure, right, Bumpo?
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84. Quit trying to sniff me!
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85. Okay, okay, sorry.
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86. "Well, lookie there, Skippy.
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87. "A brand-new hazelnut tree
just sprouted
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88. while our backs
were turned."
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89. Your line.
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90. "Its nuts look yummy,
Aunt Slappy.
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91. Shall we pick them?"
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92. "No, Skippy.
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93. "The nuts are rotten,
for this unfortunate tree
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94. is infested with termites."
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95. Now, that's what you call
"tree bark."
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96. These are the jokes, folks.
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97. You know, I've actually
stopped itching.
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98. Don't even think about it.
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99. Yo, Stinkbomb!
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100. Thanks
for the nuts.
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101. We'll be heading home now.
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102. Oh, no, you won't.
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103. Aha!
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104. Hey, Isaac Newton!
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105. Interesting bit
of trivia for you.
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106. What's that?
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107. Dogs can't
climb trees.
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108. Oh.
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109. Cute, the way he tried
flying with his ears.
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110. Dogs can't climb trees, huh?
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111. That's what they say, Grandpa.
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112. Well, we'll see
about that!
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113. Those squirrels won't
get away this time, Grandpa,
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114. and you know why?
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115. 'Cause you're a smarty.
A smarty every day!
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116. Thank you, Bumpo.
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117. You're welcome, Grandpa.
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118. May I sniff you now?
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119. No.
Okay.
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120. 'Cause I've got a score
to go settle
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121. with some squirrels.
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122. Go get 'em, Grandpa.
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123. Oh, for crying out loud!
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124. What's wrong with this doohickey
thingamajig thing here?
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125. Ah! Just what I need.
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126. Cheap thing
won't flush.
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127. Ah, there we go.
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128. Stinkbomb
go down the hole.
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129. Are you finished chasing
the squirrels, Grandpa?
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130. Yes, Bumpo.
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131. Well, then,
now can I sniff you?
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132. Oh, all right.
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133. Fine, be my guest.
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134. Really?
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135. Gee, thanks,
Grandpa Stinky.
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136. That's funny.
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137. If you ask me,
I've never smelled better
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138. in my life!
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