1. Enough with the singin',
already.
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2. Kentucky at last.
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3. I'm gonna build me
a little log cabin right here.
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4. Then a log cabin for my oxes.
Then a summer cabin.
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5. The only thing I love
more than buildin' cabins
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6. is choppin' down trees.
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7. Birch is good wood
for clothespins.
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8. This oak'll
make a dandy shelf.
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9. Well, I'll be kissed
by a wolverine.
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10. A Bessemer elm.
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11. That's best wood around
for makin' a front door.
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12. How come we're making so many
candles, Aunt Slappy?
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13. Skippy, it's the 1700s.
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14. What'd you expect,
Rollerbladin'?
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15. What's that?
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16. Maybe my colon, I hope not.
I'll go find out.
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17. Hey, you break this tree,
you're gonna pay for it.
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18. Lookie here,
you old squirrel.
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19. I'm Daniel Boone,
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20. the best frontiersman
that ever lived.
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21. Well, I'm Slappy Squirrel,
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22. and I'm so old
my blood is solid.
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23. What are you doi"
to my tree?
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24. I'm fixin' to make it into
the front door of my new cabin.
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25. Now get,
or I'll make a cap out of you.
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26. I got your cap right here.
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27. Hmph! No old squirrel's gonna
stand between me and my cabin.
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28. Excuse me, there, Boone.
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29. Is there any chance
you might find another tree?
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30. No.
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31. I was hopin'
you'd say that.
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32. Maybe he can rent himself out
as a menorah.
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33. Pull, you lazy,
good-for-nothin' critters!
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34. Reckon this will teach
that old squirrel
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35. that I'm the king
of the wilderness.
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36. Huh?
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37. What do you say?
We won't dray.
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38. What we want is
an eight-hour day.
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39. What in blazes
are you doin'?
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40. Call me Norma Rae,
or Bob and Ray.
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41. But I unionized
your team.
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42. Get up and yank down that tree,
you dumb slabs of hide!
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43. Management.
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44. Shhh!
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45. I'm gonna give that squirrel
my famous panther call.
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46. She'll think
a for-real panther is comin'
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47. and run out of that tree
like a fat badger.
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48. Gee, Aunt Slappy,
a panther.
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49. You think so?
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50. Maybe we better run
for our lives, here.
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51. I'm running away
like a fat badger.
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52. Whoa, panther!
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53. The panther's
in my bridge club.
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54. Who was that,
Aunt Slappy?
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55. Maybe a Flying Wallenda.
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56. I'm not sure.
My eyes are bad.
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57. Quiet! You dadgum idiots.
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58. This is a dang good disguise.
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59. That old squirrel will think
I'm just a big woodpecker.
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60. I'll chop down this here tree
right in front of her.
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61. Ah, there's no rest
for the elderly.
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62. Hey! Are you Daniel Boone?
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63. Shoot, no.
I'm a big woodpecker.
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64. Get out of here
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65. with that woodpecker thing,
there.
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66. You're Boone.
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67. No, I ain't.
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68. My daddy was a big woodpecker
and his daddy before him.
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69. Can't you see how I'm-a peckin'
at your tree for bugs and such?
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70. I guess you really are
a big woodpecker.
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71. Dang straight.
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72. Then, here.
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73. I made you some
woodpecker lunch.
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74. That's... right neighborly
of you, ma'am.
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75. Yeah, there's nothin' like
dead bugs mixed with manure
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76. and served on a big piece
of rotten bark, eh, Woody?
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77. That's nice singin'.
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78. They remind me of
Up With People.
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79. That ties it.
You boys are fired.
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80. Come on down from there
and get.
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81. Hey, what's the big idea?
You can't just fire us.
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82. Yeah, who do you think
you are?
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83. Hey, we got rights,
you know.
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84. Wait a second.
We got a contract.
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85. Our agent said
two weeks' work.
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86. My agent said
the same thing.
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87. This is
ridiculous.
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88. I said get!
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89. I'm gonna blow this here tree
and that old squirrel sky-high.
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90. And I don't need
no dang smart-aleck chorus.
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91. If'n I can't have that tree,
then nobody's gonna have it.
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92. Now, there's gonna be
a big hole in the ground.
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93. I could make it
into a root cellar
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94. or a... root cellar.
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95. Hey, Boone,
I moved all your gunpowder,
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96. it was attracting ants.
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97. Shoot! Dang!
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98. Yeesh!
Bet that left a crater.
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99. What you wanna do tonight,
Aunt Slappy?
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100. How 'bout a little music,
Skippy?
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101. Hit it, boys.
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102. What can I say?
I love the lyrics.
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103. It's over. Go away.
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