Animaniacs 1x50

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Slappy protects Adam and Eve from eating an apple in the Garden of Eden, just as a snake tries to grab it and tempt them to do so.

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1. Enough with the singin' already.

2. Skippy, you should have been asleep hours ago.

3. I know, Aunt Slappy, but I can't sleep.

4. I keep hearing Santa's sleigh.

5. Ah, that's just the L.A.P.D. choppers.

6. Santy ain't comin' till you're asleep, kiddo.

7. So get to bed.

8. But I'm not tired.

9. Tell me a story. Please.

10. Ah, for the love of Al Gore.

11. All right. One story. Then dreamland, okay?

12. Promise.

13. Okay, let's see.

14. Oh, you wanna hear about the time I stuffed live piranha

15. down the pants of Sonny Tufts?

16. No, a Christmas story.

17. Sonny was drinking eggnog at the time.

18. No, Aunt Slappy. Just read.

19. All right, already, Mr. Story-Editor. Sheesh.

20. Spew!

21. Ahem.

22. "The Day Before Christmas.

23. "'Twas the day before Christmas in winter's deep freeze.

24. "But in Burbank, L.A., it was 90 degrees.

25. "Now, tonight is the night Santa comes to the lot,

26. "bringing presents for Yakko, Wakko and Dot.

27. "The kids were excited. They rushed to prepare.

28. But others looked on with a growing despair."

29. These gifts for the Warners,

30. someone's got to see to it.

31. They must be delivered. I want you to do it.

32. But I did it last year, or have you forgot?

33. Those kids drove me bonkies and kissed me a lot.

34. They made me stay up singing carols all night,

35. and then I got creamed in that big pillow fight.

36. But why bring them presents when Santa will do?

37. It's a clause in their contract.

38. If we don't, they can sue.

39. There must be a person who'd deliver this stuff.

40. But where can I find someone stupid enough?

41. Duh, good night, Mr. Costner.

42. Go ahead, pass on by.

43. Merry Christmas.

44. Okay, I love you. Bye-bye.

45. Duh, good night, Mr. Hippo.

46. Good night to you too.

47. Come along, Flavio. We've more shopping to do.

48. I'm hungry. Be quiet.

49. We don't wanna get caught.

50. There might be some trash cans with food on the lot.

51. Duh, good night, Mr. Keaton.

52. That's a lovely sedan.

53. Give him a Santa suit.

54. Ralph is our man.

55. So 'twas the night before Christmas

56. and all through the house—

57. Some creatures were stirring.

58. Including a mouse.

59. Tonight, my dear Pinky, our plan is unfurled.

60. We'll steal Santa's sleigh and take over the world.

61. Brain, you're a genius. You simply astound me.

62. Narf! Brain's gonna pound me.

63. The stockings were hung so our names clearly showed.

64. In hopes that old Santa would leave a big load.

65. Mwah. Good night, everybody.

66. The children were nestled all fast in their beds.

67. While visions of sugarplums danced in our heads.

68. Delicious!

69. We were all feeling tired when we turned out the light.

70. Forget it. There's no way I'm sleeping tonight.

71. When out on the lot, there arose such a rumble.

72. We sprang from our beds—

73. And we all took a tumble.

74. And what, to our wondering eyes, did we view?

75. But a cat and a dog in the garbage.

76. P-yew.

77. Then to our surprise we heard distant banters

78. of a miniature sleigh and eight pigeons with antlers.

79. I'm dying here. Oof!

80. This sure ain't no fun.

81. The guy in the suit, he must weigh a ton.

82. With a little old driver so lively and quick...

83. We knew in a moment it must be Saint Nick.

84. Duh, now, Bobby. Now, Squit.

85. Now, Pesto. Now, Vixen.

86. On, Comet. On, Cupid.

87. On, Richard and Nixon.

88. To the top of the tower. Come on now. Let's fly.

89. I just got a hernia thanks to this guy.

90. So up to the rooftop Santa was hurled.

91. As soon as it lands we'll take over the world.

92. Pinky, I am in considerable pain.

93. Narf! Zort! Poit! Gak!

94. I'm with you, Brain.

95. It was a time of excitement. The moment drew near.

96. There was no doubt about it.

97. Santa was here.

98. Your antlers look cute, Pesto.

99. All right, that's it!

100. Oh, Pesto! It's Christmas. Quit whackin' on Squit.

101. And while the pigeons with antlers were having their kicks,

102. Santa fell through the roof like a sack full of bricks.

103. He was dressed all in fur with a glaze in his eyes,

104. 'cause the fall knocked him silly.

105. Uh, happy Easter, you guys.

106. His face, how it twinkled.

107. His dimples, how merry.

108. His cheeks were like roses.

109. His gut, that was scary.

110. He spoke not a word,

111. but instead went right to it.

112. He emptied his bag.

113. Ah, that ought to do it.

114. Then laying his finger inside of his nose—

115. Which the dear network censor finds totally gross.

116. Lumbering, up the tree trunk he rose.

117. He sprang to his sleigh and signaled the flock.

118. Duh, giddyap, birdies.

119. Then they dropped like a rock.

120. And we heard him exclaim

121. from up high in the sky...

122. Season's greetings to all.

123. And we saw him fly by.

124. Thanks, Santa. We mean it.

125. Yeah, thanks a whole lot.

126. And merry Christmas to Yakko, Wakko and Dot.

127. And merry Christmas, Aunt Slappy,

128. and to you girls and boys.

129. As for me...

130. I'm going downstairs to open my toys.