1. Would you be quiet!
Copy !req
2. Why does everyone give me
fruitcake for Christmas?
Copy !req
3. I hate fruitcake!
Copy !req
4. Come in.
Copy !req
5. Youse wanted that I should
see you, Mr. Plotz?
Copy !req
6. Come in, Ralph,
but don't sit down.
Copy !req
7. What I have to say
won't take long.
Copy !req
8. Uh, before you gives me
my Christmas bonus,
Copy !req
9. I has some prepared
Christmas words that
I has prepared for you
Copy !req
10. for the Christmas stuff.
Copy !req
11. "Mr.
Copy !req
12. "I am honored to work
for youse and say to youse
Copy !req
13. a merry Christmas Eve."
Copy !req
14. I now gives to you this festive
Christmas fruitcake
Copy !req
15. made from my wife's hands.
Copy !req
16. Thrilling.
Copy !req
17. I've been going over
the end-of-the-year budget.
Copy !req
18. Do you know how much damage
those kids, the Warners,
Copy !req
19. have caused this year, Ralph?
Copy !req
20. Uh...
Copy !req
21. Well, it's a lot! And it was
your job to watch them!
Copy !req
22. You're finished.
Copy !req
23. You failed. You're fired!
Copy !req
24. Merry Christmas.
Copy !req
25. And finally, in the future,
to cut costs,
Copy !req
26. employees must bring
their own toilet paper.
Copy !req
27. Why don't you lighten up?
Copy !req
28. A horrible old squirrel.
What are you doing here?
Copy !req
29. That's what I'd like to know.
Copy !req
30. The studio keeps giving me
these stupid cameos.
Copy !req
31. All right, hang on.
I got a couple of lines here.
Copy !req
32. "Tonight you will be
visited by three ghosts."
Copy !req
33. But why?
Copy !req
34. I don't know.
I lost the other page.
Copy !req
35. Can you believe
I'm doing this for scale?
Copy !req
36. Hey! Where's my $464?
Copy !req
37. I gotta get a new agent.
Copy !req
38. I'm working too hard.
I must have been hallucinating.
Copy !req
39. Hello?
Hiya, Plotzy!
Copy !req
40. What do you want?
I want you.
Copy !req
41. Mwah.
Copy !req
42. It's showtime.
Copy !req
43. What's this?
Copy !req
44. The day you were born.
Copy !req
45. That's you
as an itty-bitty baby.
Copy !req
46. Such a good boy.
Copy !req
47. Mama.
Copy !req
48. Here's my bill for the delivery,
Mrs. Plotz.
Copy !req
49. A bill? Ha!
You slapped me.
Copy !req
50. You'll be hearing
from my lawyers.
Copy !req
51. Well, he did. It hurt.
Copy !req
52. You were mean from the start.
Remember when you were 5?
Copy !req
53. You went and saw Santa
for the first time.
Copy !req
54. Come along, young man.
Copy !req
55. These are my lawyers.
My demands are as follows. Go.
Copy !req
56. One red wagon, black wheels.
Copy !req
57. Deluxe train set
with Western town.
Copy !req
58. Forty speed bike.
Golden spokes.
Copy !req
59. White horse with a brown tail.
Copy !req
60. Not a pony. A horse! Got it?
Copy !req
61. I got a pony, that charlatan.
Copy !req
62. Enough of this, already.
Copy !req
63. I'm a busy man.
Now, get out of here.
Copy !req
64. Just one more clip.
Copy !req
65. This was the worst.
Copy !req
66. How could you do this to me?
Copy !req
67. You're too old
to run this company.
Copy !req
68. I'm taking over.
Now, be out of here by noon.
Copy !req
69. You can't do this.
Copy !req
70. I'm sorry, Dad.
Merry Christmas.
Copy !req
71. I kept his
medical benefits going.
Copy !req
72. That was nice, wasn't it?
Copy !req
73. Huh?
Copy !req
74. What a terrible dream.
Copy !req
75. I've gotta lay off
those commissary weenies.
Copy !req
76. Probably another fruitcake.
Copy !req
77. Who you calling a fruitcake?
Copy !req
78. I'm the ghost
of Christmas present.
Copy !req
79. It's a pun. Get it?
Copy !req
80. What are we doing in this dump?
Copy !req
81. Visiting somebody.
Copy !req
82. But I don't know anybody
who lives here.
Copy !req
83. Well, they know you.
Copy !req
84. Come on.
Copy !req
85. Lucky for you,
they can't see us.
Copy !req
86. Oh, that Mr. Plotz.
Someday I'll show him, I will.
Copy !req
87. Aw, come on, son.
Copy !req
88. Try not to let this
spoil our Christmas.
Copy !req
89. Don't worry about it.
Copy !req
90. I'll get another job.
You'll see.
Copy !req
91. Duh, dinnertime.
Copy !req
92. We couldn't afford
a turkey this years,
Copy !req
93. what that your father got fired.
Copy !req
94. Uh, what's we havin'?
Copy !req
95. Delicious turkey Jell-O.
Copy !req
96. Yums.
Copy !req
97. I'm adopted.
I'll get even one day.
Copy !req
98. Take me away from this place.
Copy !req
99. I gotta get out of here before
that third ghost shows up.
Copy !req
100. Oh, no.
Copy !req
101. Security. Security.
Copy !req
102. Oh, that's right.
Ralph was security.
Copy !req
103. Thaddeus Plotz.
Copy !req
104. Hello.
Copy !req
105. I'll be your ghost of Christmas
future this evening.
Copy !req
106. It's a man who knows
what he wants.
Copy !req
107. Also a man nobody wants.
Copy !req
108. You got a good head
on your shoulders, Plotz.
Copy !req
109. Too bad you haven't got a neck.
Copy !req
110. Hello, nurses.
Copy !req
111. Say. Stop by the water tower,
and I'll show you my stamps.
Copy !req
112. But, Yakko, you don't
have a stamp collection.
Copy !req
113. All right, then,
you can open my mail.
Copy !req
114. They're crazy about me.
Copy !req
115. Let me know when those
costumes get heavy. Rowr.
Copy !req
116. You know what I like about you,
Plotz?
Copy !req
117. Absolutely nothing.
Copy !req
118. Nice of you to drop by.
Welcome to your future.
Copy !req
119. This looks like my office.
Copy !req
120. Not anymore. See?
Copy !req
121. No!
And tell that Urkel guy
Copy !req
122. he's too old to wear
his pants that high.
Copy !req
123. It's embarrassing!
Copy !req
124. What's that man
doing in my chair?
Copy !req
125. Oh, this isn't your office
anymore. It's his.
Copy !req
126. Don't you recognize him?
Copy !req
127. It's Ralph's son.
Copy !req
128. He vowed to get even
with you one day, remember?
Copy !req
129. Now he runs the studio.
Copy !req
130. But what about me?
Where am l?
Copy !req
131. Psst. Over here.
Copy !req
132. There.
Copy !req
133. The cemetery? Forest Woodlawn?
Copy !req
134. No, not there. There.
Copy !req
135. No. It can't be.
Copy !req
136. Oh, but it is. Watch.
Copy !req
137. Oh, Plotzy!
Copy !req
138. This is my future?
Copy !req
139. Plotz!
Copy !req
140. I thought I told you
to get those kids under control!
Copy !req
141. But they're so fast.
Copy !req
142. Then you're finished!
You failed! You're fired!
Copy !req
143. Merry Christmas.
Copy !req
144. No. No, it can't be.
Copy !req
145. No! No, no, no, no.
Copy !req
146. No-o-o-o!
Copy !req
147. Eh?
Copy !req
148. I'm back. I'm back.
Copy !req
149. Hey! You down there!
Copy !req
150. What day is today?
Copy !req
151. It's Christmas day.
Copy !req
152. Whoa, dumber than advertised.
Copy !req
153. I still have time.
Copy !req
154. Go and buy the biggest
fruitcake you can find
Copy !req
155. and deliver it to Ralph's house.
Copy !req
156. Here's some money.
Copy !req
157. And keep the change.
Copy !req
158. Now, now, hurry.
Copy !req
159. We're rich.
Copy !req
160. Yea, we're rich!
Copy !req
161. Special delivery.
Copy !req
162. Merry Christmas.
Copy !req
163. Ralph, what's this I hear
about you leaving the studio?
Copy !req
164. Ah, you said you fireds me.
Copy !req
165. No, I said you inspired me,
inspired me.
Copy !req
166. I want you back, Ralph.
But take a week off first.
Copy !req
167. Why, this must be
the little woman, so to speak.
Copy !req
168. Oh, I'm charmed, I'm sures.
Copy !req
169. And you, Ralph Jr.
You like me, don't you?
Copy !req
170. No hard feelings, right?
Copy !req
171. Please don't ever take
over the studio. Please.
Copy !req
172. I'll give you a pony.
Copy !req
173. I want a horse.
Copy !req
174. We got the biggest fruitcake
we could find. It's outside.
Copy !req
175. Well, where is it? We're hungry.
Copy !req
176. Okay.
Copy !req
177. Don't worry, Mr. Plotz.
Copy !req
178. We'll have you out
of there by Easter.
Copy !req
179. Merry Christmas to you too.
Copy !req