Animaniacs 1x49

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The Goodfeathers are hired as stunt birds for The Boids. They try to keep their jobs, but the movie shoot turns out to be harder than they expected.

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1. Would you be quiet!

2. Why does everyone give me fruitcake for Christmas?

3. I hate fruitcake!

4. Come in.

5. Youse wanted that I should see you, Mr. Plotz?

6. Come in, Ralph, but don't sit down.

7. What I have to say won't take long.

8. Uh, before you gives me my Christmas bonus,

9. I has some prepared Christmas words that I has prepared for you

10. for the Christmas stuff.

11. "Mr.

12. "I am honored to work for youse and say to youse

13. a merry Christmas Eve."

14. I now gives to you this festive Christmas fruitcake

15. made from my wife's hands.

16. Thrilling.

17. I've been going over the end-of-the-year budget.

18. Do you know how much damage those kids, the Warners,

19. have caused this year, Ralph?

20. Uh...

21. Well, it's a lot! And it was your job to watch them!

22. You're finished.

23. You failed. You're fired!

24. Merry Christmas.

25. And finally, in the future, to cut costs,

26. employees must bring their own toilet paper.

27. Why don't you lighten up?

28. A horrible old squirrel. What are you doing here?

29. That's what I'd like to know.

30. The studio keeps giving me these stupid cameos.

31. All right, hang on. I got a couple of lines here.

32. "Tonight you will be visited by three ghosts."

33. But why?

34. I don't know. I lost the other page.

35. Can you believe I'm doing this for scale?

36. Hey! Where's my $464?

37. I gotta get a new agent.

38. I'm working too hard. I must have been hallucinating.

39. Hello? Hiya, Plotzy!

40. What do you want? I want you.

41. Mwah.

42. It's showtime.

43. What's this?

44. The day you were born.

45. That's you as an itty-bitty baby.

46. Such a good boy.

47. Mama.

48. Here's my bill for the delivery, Mrs. Plotz.

49. A bill? Ha! You slapped me.

50. You'll be hearing from my lawyers.

51. Well, he did. It hurt.

52. You were mean from the start. Remember when you were 5?

53. You went and saw Santa for the first time.

54. Come along, young man.

55. These are my lawyers. My demands are as follows. Go.

56. One red wagon, black wheels.

57. Deluxe train set with Western town.

58. Forty speed bike. Golden spokes.

59. White horse with a brown tail.

60. Not a pony. A horse! Got it?

61. I got a pony, that charlatan.

62. Enough of this, already.

63. I'm a busy man. Now, get out of here.

64. Just one more clip.

65. This was the worst.

66. How could you do this to me?

67. You're too old to run this company.

68. I'm taking over. Now, be out of here by noon.

69. You can't do this.

70. I'm sorry, Dad. Merry Christmas.

71. I kept his medical benefits going.

72. That was nice, wasn't it?

73. Huh?

74. What a terrible dream.

75. I've gotta lay off those commissary weenies.

76. Probably another fruitcake.

77. Who you calling a fruitcake?

78. I'm the ghost of Christmas present.

79. It's a pun. Get it?

80. What are we doing in this dump?

81. Visiting somebody.

82. But I don't know anybody who lives here.

83. Well, they know you.

84. Come on.

85. Lucky for you, they can't see us.

86. Oh, that Mr. Plotz. Someday I'll show him, I will.

87. Aw, come on, son.

88. Try not to let this spoil our Christmas.

89. Don't worry about it.

90. I'll get another job. You'll see.

91. Duh, dinnertime.

92. We couldn't afford a turkey this years,

93. what that your father got fired.

94. Uh, what's we havin'?

95. Delicious turkey Jell-O.

96. Yums.

97. I'm adopted. I'll get even one day.

98. Take me away from this place.

99. I gotta get out of here before that third ghost shows up.

100. Oh, no.

101. Security. Security.

102. Oh, that's right. Ralph was security.

103. Thaddeus Plotz.

104. Hello.

105. I'll be your ghost of Christmas future this evening.

106. It's a man who knows what he wants.

107. Also a man nobody wants.

108. You got a good head on your shoulders, Plotz.

109. Too bad you haven't got a neck.

110. Hello, nurses.

111. Say. Stop by the water tower, and I'll show you my stamps.

112. But, Yakko, you don't have a stamp collection.

113. All right, then, you can open my mail.

114. They're crazy about me.

115. Let me know when those costumes get heavy. Rowr.

116. You know what I like about you, Plotz?

117. Absolutely nothing.

118. Nice of you to drop by. Welcome to your future.

119. This looks like my office.

120. Not anymore. See?

121. No! And tell that Urkel guy

122. he's too old to wear his pants that high.

123. It's embarrassing!

124. What's that man doing in my chair?

125. Oh, this isn't your office anymore. It's his.

126. Don't you recognize him?

127. It's Ralph's son.

128. He vowed to get even with you one day, remember?

129. Now he runs the studio.

130. But what about me? Where am l?

131. Psst. Over here.

132. There.

133. The cemetery? Forest Woodlawn?

134. No, not there. There.

135. No. It can't be.

136. Oh, but it is. Watch.

137. Oh, Plotzy!

138. This is my future?

139. Plotz!

140. I thought I told you to get those kids under control!

141. But they're so fast.

142. Then you're finished! You failed! You're fired!

143. Merry Christmas.

144. No. No, it can't be.

145. No! No, no, no, no.

146. No-o-o-o!

147. Eh?

148. I'm back. I'm back.

149. Hey! You down there!

150. What day is today?

151. It's Christmas day.

152. Whoa, dumber than advertised.

153. I still have time.

154. Go and buy the biggest fruitcake you can find

155. and deliver it to Ralph's house.

156. Here's some money.

157. And keep the change.

158. Now, now, hurry.

159. We're rich.

160. Yea, we're rich!

161. Special delivery.

162. Merry Christmas.

163. Ralph, what's this I hear about you leaving the studio?

164. Ah, you said you fireds me.

165. No, I said you inspired me, inspired me.

166. I want you back, Ralph. But take a week off first.

167. Why, this must be the little woman, so to speak.

168. Oh, I'm charmed, I'm sures.

169. And you, Ralph Jr. You like me, don't you?

170. No hard feelings, right?

171. Please don't ever take over the studio. Please.

172. I'll give you a pony.

173. I want a horse.

174. We got the biggest fruitcake we could find. It's outside.

175. Well, where is it? We're hungry.

176. Okay.

177. Don't worry, Mr. Plotz.

178. We'll have you out of there by Easter.

179. Merry Christmas to you too.