Animaniacs 1x48

Directed by

Paul Rugg as Mr. Director (voice)

A crazy film director is millions of dollars over budget, so Plotz sends the Warners out to stop him.

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1. Newsreel of the Stars.

2. Dateline, Hollywood, 1930. The Warner Bros. Studio.

3. Home of the biggest stars in Tinseltown.

4. Here at the studio's new animation department,

5. the artists toil endlessly to come up with cartoon stars,

6. ultimately creating three new characters:

7. the Warner brothers and their sister Dot.

8. Hello, Nurse!

9. Unfortunately, the Warner kids were totally out of control,

10. and sent the animators running to the hills.

11. Bye!

12. Boingy! Boingy! Boingy! Boingy!

13. The trio ran amuck throughout the studio,

14. creating utter chaos.

15. Finally, they were captured.

16. The Warners' films, which made absolutely no sense,

17. were locked away in the studio vault,

18. never to be released.

19. As for the Warners themselves, who made even less sense,

20. they were locked away in the studio water tower,

21. also never to be released.

22. Publicly, the studio has disavowed

23. any knowledge of the Warners' existence

24. to this very day, when the Warners escaped.

25. And now, Dot's Poetry Corner.

26. "Requiem for a Lamb."

27. Mary had a little lamb

28. With mint jelly

29. Thank you.

30. This has been another visit to Dot's Poetry Corner.

31. I... think the cartoon just started.

32. What are those kids doing

33. in my personal and private booth?

34. I don't know, Godfather.

35. You want we should off 'em, boss?

36. No. This infringement I will handle on my own.

37. We're not ready to order yet.

38. All right, already.

39. We'll have the pisghetti and meatballs.

40. I'm not your waiter.

41. I am Don Pepperoni, the Godfather.

42. Can we call you "Daddoo"?

43. You will call me "the Godfather."

44. I like "Daddoo" better. Me too.

45. This is my booth, and I want you out.

46. But we were here first.

47. Hey, why don't you go sit in one of those other booths, Daddoo?

48. Stop calling me "Daddoo." I'm the Godfather,

49. and that's my booth and I want you out.

50. Looks like somebody never learned to share.

51. You come here to this restaurant,

52. sit in my personal and private booth and insult me?

53. Of course not. If we wanted to insult you,

54. we would have called you "Tubby Mushroomhead Man."

55. Show these kids the door.

56. That's okay. We can see it from here.

57. Ooh, nice door.

58. Faboo.

59. Great hinges.

60. Was it something we said?

61. Waiter. Waiter!

62. Bring me my pasta.

63. Now, for lunch.

64. Allow me to suggest the chef's salad.

65. The chef couldn't finish his.

66. That's disgusting.

67. So, what'll it be, Daddoo? The calamari or the squid?

68. The calamari is squid.

69. Well, how 'bout the pasta or the noodles?

70. The pasta is noodles.

71. Well, would you like red sauce or marinara?

72. Marinara is red sauce.

73. Zucchini or squash? Ham or prosciutto?

74. Drink or beverage?

75. They're all the same!

76. Do you realize this cuts our menu in half?

77. That does it!

78. Hey, I can do that.

79. Stop it!

80. Remove these little pests.

81. Yes, Don Pepperoni.

82. Eww!

83. Now!

84. What happened?

85. Eww.

86. You've been eating garlic.

87. Why, you lousy kid.

88. Is there a problem, sir?

89. I can have you all fitted for cement shoes.

90. Ooh, can I see something in a perky pump?

91. How big a fool do you think I am?

92. Let's see.

93. Oh, about a size 8, double D.

94. How does this fit, Daddoo?

95. Ooh, these are comfy.

96. Hey.

97. You're gonna be sleeping with the fishes tonight.

98. Can we all go?

99. Is Jimmy Hoffa there?

100. Will he read to us?

101. Get rid of them!

102. Eww!

103. Aren't you worried about germs?

104. Out!

105. Oof! I am stupefied as to what has just occurred.

106. Father's home. Daddy.

107. Daddy. Daddoo. Daddy.

108. I put my pet in your pocket.

109. Where's Mommy? Still married to the mob?

110. Give us a kiss.

111. Garlic. Here. Have a lifesaver.

112. Out, out, out, out!

113. Was the song really that bad?

114. Ugh!

115. Come in and enjoy the schnitzel.

116. Huh? Huh? Huh?

117. Like, coolsville, daddy-O.

118. Ah, if it isn't the big kahuna.

119. And his two little kahunas.

120. Apple poi or cherry poi?

121. No, no, no.

122. I want my booth. I want my waiter.

123. I want my spaghetti!

124. Pisghetti?

125. Yes. I want spaghetti.

126. On second thought, please, I give up.

127. Can we make a deal?

128. A deeeeal?

129. Yes, anything.

130. How you like the pisghetti, huh?

131. Eww.

132. The food's great, but the service stinks.

133. It's Mime Time.

134. Today on Mime Time:

135. lifting an imaginary barbell.

136. The end.