Animaniacs 1x47

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Chicken Boo is mistaken for the frontiersman Davy Omelette. He helps a number of pioneers who are being attacked by a bear

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1. Gee, Brain, what do you wanna do tonight?

2. The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

3. Try to take over the world.

4. At last, I've done it. I've finished.

5. The end.

6. The Time Machine by H.G. Wells.

7. Too bad it's just science fiction and not science fact.

8. I suppose there are some things

9. that man cannot meddle with.

10. Perhaps man cannot, my dear Mr. Wells,

11. but mouse can.

12. Come, Pinky. Time to put my plan into action.

13. Just a sec, Brain.

14. I think I'm finally getting somewhere.

15. By utilizing invisible forces of nature,

16. we shall make this time machine work.

17. But how, Brain?

18. With this.

19. Um, Brain, it's not quite invisible, is it?

20. See, I can see it quite plainly.

21. I can even feel it.

22. This paper clip...

23. will serve as an antenna,

24. grabbing neutrinos from the cosmos—

25. —and providing ignition for this craft.

26. Astonishin', Brain.

27. Um, will it also roast marshmallows?

28. Actually, it might.

29. But first, we shall travel back to the primordial era,

30. alter the course of evolution,

31. and then return to the present

32. to a world dominated not by humans,

33. but by mice.

34. And they shall choose me as their leader.

35. Egad, Brain. Brilliant!

36. Oh. Oh, wait. No, no.

37. Um, why will they pick you?

38. Because I'm very likable.

39. Now, Pinky, let us begin a journey that will end

40. when mice rule the Earth.

41. A house divided cannot stand.

42. Let them eat cake.

43. I came, I saw, I conquered.

44. Here we are, Pinky, at the dawn of time.

45. Narf, Brain. Wake me at the noon of time.

46. What was that?

47. Engine knock.

48. Behold, Pinky.

49. Our ancient prehistoric ancestor.

50. Uh.

51. This is a crucial time

52. in the development of our two species.

53. What, lunch?

54. We will teach the prehistoric mice

55. how to leap up and grab the best food.

56. They will eat it and grow strong,

57. leaving the crumbs for mankind.

58. Our ancestors will prevail.

59. Narf! Whoo!

60. These are fun, Brain!

61. Wee!

62. Narf! Poit! D'oh! Eee!

63. Ah! Aie! Doi! Poit! D'oh!

64. Pinky, cease and desist.

65. Unhand me, you future Neanderthal.

66. Where are we going now, Brain?

67. Forward, to another key evolutionary moment,

68. after a brief stopover in 1853.

69. Why 1853, Brain?

70. Because, Pinky,

71. that's when aspirin was invented.

72. Pinky, if mice have weapons before man,

73. they can rule the bearded bipeds.

74. We must demonstrate this to our ancestors.

75. Right.

76. With this charming selection,

77. you'll just wow them at the cookout.

78. And the tops are removable for easy cleaning. Narf.

79. Some mice have more evolving to do than others.

80. Observe how technology triumphs.

81. We're too late.

82. All is not lost, Pinky.

83. We can still travel forward

84. to the next key moment in mouse evolution.

85. Then we will return to a time when—

86. Oh, oh, oh, can I say it this time, Brain?

87. Oh, all right.

88. When mice rule the Earth!

89. If mice are first to control fire,

90. they will rise above mankind.

91. Look, primitive Neolithic rodents.

92. Look and learn.

93. One of the primal forces of nature.

94. That would be pain.

95. Yeah.

96. No, Pinky, fire. Show them how to make fire.

97. Oh, right. Of course. Ahem.

98. Okay, first then,

99. you take this thingy here, right?

100. And then this thingy here,

101. and you smash 'em together like this:

102. Poit.

103. Egad, Brain. I did it.

104. I discovered fire. Yes.

105. Oh!

106. Oh, blessed relief.

107. Narf. Here, you try.

108. I'm comin', Brain!

109. Narf. Poit.

110. Oooga-booga!

111. Ooga-booga! Narf!

112. Zounds, I guess I saved you, Brain.

113. Actually, Pinky, that woolly mammoth was the only thing

114. keeping the saber-toothed tiger at bay.

115. Look, Pinky. We've succeeded.

116. They've learned to make fire.

117. We made it, Brain.

118. Yes, Pinky. Let us return to 1895.

119. Egad, Brain. We're giant mice.

120. Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

121. I think so, Brain,

122. but culottes have a tendency to ride up so.

123. No, Pinky. We're not giants.

124. We're just the same. It's the world that's changed.

125. For I have created a new world,

126. a mouse world, a perfect world.

127. Narf. Poit. Egad.

128. Poit, narf, egad.

129. Poit, narf.

130. Narf. Poit.

131. Egad. Zoit.

132. Zounds. Poit.

133. Egad. Poit.

134. Zounds.

135. Narf. Poit.

136. Egad.

137. Quickly, Pinky. We must return to the past.

138. I must change it all back again.

139. But why, Brain?

140. It'd be easy to rule a world of mice like them.

141. Poit. Egad.

142. Zoit. Zort.

143. Yes, Pinky, but who would want to?

144. Narf. Poit.

145. Egad. Poit.

146. Whoa, Wakko, Dot, hold up.

147. Why?

148. It's that time again.

149. Oh, no. Not the Wheel of Morality.

150. Afraid so. It's time to learn the moral of today's story.

151. No! No!

152. Hey, come on.

153. The Wheel of Morality adds boring educational value

154. to what would otherwise be

155. an almost entirely entertaining program.

156. But the morals make no sense.

157. It's totally bogus.

158. Who came up with this stupid Wheel of Morality idea, anyway?

159. The execs at the Fox Kids Network.

160. Oh.

161. They did?

162. What a great idea.

163. Yeah, I love the Wheel of Morality.

164. So...

165. Wheel of Morality Turn, turn, turn

166. Tell us the lesson That we should learn

167. And the moral of today's show is...

168. win a free trip to Tahiti.

169. We won, we won, we won, we won!

170. Yike!

171. Good night, everybody!

172. Bye!

173. Spoil your dinner.

174. Ciao, America.