Animaniacs 1x46

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In a Jeopardy!-style game in Miss Flamiel's classroom, Wakko has to name the 50 states and their capitols, but fails to put his answer in the form of a question, instead putting it in the form of a song sung to the tune of "Turkey in the Straw."

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1. Newsreel of the Stars.

2. Hollywood, 1930.

3. The Warner Bros. Studio.

4. Here at the studio's new animation department,

5. the artists toil endlessly to come up with cartoon stars,

6. ultimately creating three new characters:

7. the Warner brothers and their sister, Dot.

8. Hello, nurse!

9. Unfortunately, the Warner kids were totally out of control.

10. Boingie! Boingie! Boingie! Boingie!

11. The trio ran amok throughout the studio.

12. Until their capture.

13. The Warners' films, which made absolutely no sense,

14. were locked away in the studio vault,

15. never to be released.

16. As for the Warners themselves, they were locked away

17. in the studio water tower, also never to be released.

18. Publicly, the studio has disavowed

19. any knowledge of the Warners' existence to this very day,

20. when the Warners escaped.

21. In 1620,

22. an intrepid group of pilgrims in search of freedom

23. sailed from England and landed on Plymouth Rock.

24. And here on the coast of New England,

25. they established the Plymouth Colony.

26. After their difficult first year,

27. they decided to celebrate

28. their freedom and their first harvest

29. with a great feast.

30. But of what food shall we eat?

31. I'll maketh my okra quiche.

32. Oh! I'll maketh salmon tacos.

33. I'll maketh curly Cajun fries.

34. Oh, I love thy curly Cajun fries. They are to dieth for.

35. Noooo!

36. We shall eat of the great native bird...

37. the turkey.

38. Those gobbley things?

39. Oh, they art the dickens to catcheth.

40. Oh, yes. Very elusive.

41. Tricky creatures.

42. Tough to nabeth. Very tough.

43. Yes, very tough.

44. I should sayeth so.

45. Not for Miles Standish.

46. And so the pilgrims' bravest hunter and marksman

47. went forth to bringeth back the main course: a turkey.

48. Bye! Bye! Bye-bye!

49. Bye-bye! Bye! Buh-bye-bye!

50. Good luck to thee, Brother Standish.

51. And don't forget the cranberry sauce.

52. Shh!

53. Be vewy, vewy quiet.

54. I'm hunting wab—

55. Go away.

56. Thanks a lot, pal. These are rentals.

57. You'll be hearing from our lawyer.

58. Ye be not turkeys. What be ye?

59. Tourist.

60. I be Yakking Yak.

61. I be Wakko Who Waltzes With Wolves.

62. And I be Princess Pretty Dear,

63. who moves like a springtime-fresh gazelle,

64. sweet as honey, and is sweet.

65. But you can call me Dot.

66. Or are you the kind of guy who never calls a girl?

67. You cad! I'm leaving you.

68. I'm going home to mother!

69. Nyah!

70. And I'm keeping the ring!

71. And this is our pet.

72. Say hello to Mr. Gobble.

73. Hello.

74. And goodbye.

75. Hey, who do you think you are?

76. I be Miles Standish from yon pilgrim colony.

77. Nice hat, Miles.

78. Hey, listen, it's not too neighborly

79. to shoot other people's pets, you know.

80. That bird I doth need for our great feast.

81. No, please. Not Mr. Gobble.

82. Take me. Take me. Go on.

83. But spare the bird. We love him so.

84. Oh, please. Spare the simple creature.

85. Congratulations.

86. It pays to overact.

87. You be strange creatures.

88. We're not creatures. We're Native Americans.

89. Thou dost not look like Native Americans.

90. Confidentially, we're adopted.

91. Yeah, it's a heck of a story.

92. Lost in the wilderness.

93. We were raised by a flock of turkeys.

94. We'd like to tell you more,

95. but we're saving it for a movie of the week.

96. Who do you think should play me? Valerie Bertinelli?

97. I do not know this name.

98. How about Nancy McKeon?

99. Or Jackie Smith could be good for a more mature look.

100. Move away, for yon bird is dinner.

101. But he's our pet. We love him!

102. I care not.

103. Why? Haven't you ever had a pet?

104. No. Well...

105. yes, but...

106. 'twas long ago when I was but a boy.

107. My dear pet hamster.

108. I called him "Petey Pajamas."

109. Yes, tell me all about Petey.

110. Oh, I didst love that hamster so.

111. I tooketh him to bed with me every night, you know.

112. Goodnight, everybody.

113. Oh, golly, yes.

114. And I did knit him teeny-tiny pajamas to wear.

115. He slept on my nose.

116. I misseth him so.

117. My wittle Petey Pajamas.

118. There, there. It's all right.

119. Nappy-nap time for our cranky pilgrim friend.

120. Huh?

121. Sweet dreams.

122. And stay away from our pet turkey.

123. This be a rough neighborhood.

124. Oh, fowl that be called turk, I shall have thee.

125. Shhh!

126. I doth hear it, but doth not see it.

127. I am baffled most verily.

128. There ye be.

129. Us again!

130. Mmm-mwah!

131. Be gone, pests, and give me the bird.

132. We'd love to, really, but the Fox censors won't allow it.

133. Say thy prayers, beast.

134. Hut-hut-hut, wait, my son. Is this the answer?

135. Using a gun on a helpless creature?

136. Well, I—

137. You might poke someone's eye out

138. with that thing.

139. And you'd break your mother's heart.

140. Not to mention Petey Pajamas'.

141. Yak no more!

142. And give me back mine musket.

143. Mine musket.

144. Why, you little...

145. Ahh!

146. Who wants maple syrup?

147. I do! I do!

148. It's made out of sap, you know.

149. I doth have no musket,

150. but I shall still naileth yon bird.

151. Nice shot.

152. Thank ye.

153. But it'll never make it.

154. Pray tell, why not?

155. 'Cause of the piano.

156. Piano?

157. Argh!

158. Oof!

159. Whoa, dumber than advertised.

160. What be the meaning of this? I— I— I...

161. Ooh, hey, there's a surprise inside.

162. Why, ye— I— I...

163. Looky, Mr. Gobble. Supper.

164. Yipes!

165. Whoa, get thee away!

166. Desist! Forsooth! Gadzooks!

167. I can't watch.

168. Keep it away. It be a killer!

169. Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.

170. I am finished with thee! All of thee!

171. Now, hither, go!

172. Leaveth me be!

173. You'll be lonely if we go away.

174. No, I won't.

175. Yes, you will.

176. No, I won't.

177. Yes, you will.

178. No, I won't!

179. Yes, you will.

180. I wilt not be lonely!

181. Now, go!

182. Hello?

183. Hello?

184. Hello?

185. Ist anyone there?

186. They kiddeth not.

187. I am... lonely.

188. I be lonely.

189. Told you so.

190. Did you miss us?

191. Mmm-mwah!

192. We doth welcome our native neighbors

193. to our great feast.

194. Now, what be this thou hast brought?

195. Why, a great turkey, of course.

196. Then with this feast,

197. we shall give thanks and call it...

198. um...

199. St. Patty's Day? Halloween?

200. Arbor Day?

201. Shrove Tuesday?

202. Cinco de Mayo?

203. How about "Thanksgiving"?

204. This be a great name.

205. Thank ye.

206. Always glad to be of service.