1. We now return
to Animator's Alley.
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2. In 1954, I got a bunion.
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3. So I figures,
what if a bunion could talk?
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4. That's when I come up
with Bun Ion Boy.
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5. Bun Ion Boy lived
on a farmer's toe.
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6. Uh, I think that was a mistake.
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7. Farmers step in things
that aren't decent.
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8. Then in '57,
I made Kiki the Sickly Lemur.
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9. Would you like me to talk
about it?
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10. Well, all right.
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11. Kiki had no torso.
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12. We're free! Free! Free!
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13. Well, so long, Mother.
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14. So long, Father.
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15. Oh, my little woodchuck
going to Hollywood.
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16. Are you sure
you wanna do this, Baynarts?
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17. Dad, I told you,
it's not Baynarts.
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18. It's Charlton.
Charlton Woodchucks.
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19. And yes, Father,
I must do this.
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20. For acting is my destiny.
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21. Mourn not, my simple parents.
Mourn not.
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22. For, you see—
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23. Ooh!
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24. You really know how to wreck
a dramatic moment.
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25. How much wood
could a woodchuck chuck if—?
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26. No, that's wrong.
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27. How about:
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28. How... much wood...
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29. could a woodchuck... chuck?
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30. Would you be quiet?
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31. Excuse me,
but I'm rehearsing.
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32. I have a very important
audition tomorrow
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33. for the role of Franklin
the Friendly Woodchuck.
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34. I am an actor.
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35. You? An actor?
Ha! That's a good one.
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36. Would you write your name down?
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37. Thank you. When I'm famous, I'll
make it a point not to like you.
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38. MR.
Yeah, right. Whatever.
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39. You three woodchucks,
step forward.
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40. Look at them.
All day long, the same thing.
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41. I want a woodchuck that's real.
Real emotions.
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42. These acting woodchucks
make me sick.
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43. All right, number one.
Go ahead.
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44. To be or not to be...
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45. Next!
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46. Next!
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47. How mu—? Much—?
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48. Much wood...?
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49. That's it! Such reality.
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50. That's my woodchuck!
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51. All right, Charlton,
now, remember.
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52. You just do whatever
the narrator says. Ya got that?
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53. Oh, yes. Uh-huh.
Super, super. Very good.
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54. All right, people.
Let's do it!
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55. Franklin the Friendly Woodchuck.
Take one.
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56. Ooh!
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57. Ouch!
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58. That hurt!
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59. So sue me.
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60. Would you write your name down?
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61. Thank you. When I'm famous, I'll
make it a point not to like you.
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62. And cue narrator.
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63. Well, Franklin the Friendly
Woodchuck was a-rompin'
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64. through the forest.
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65. Now, woodchucks love to romp,
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66. and Franklin was no exception.
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67. Then Franklin saw somethin'
he'd never seen.
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68. A big, fuzzy grizzly bear.
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69. Franklin decided to play
with Mr. Bear.
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70. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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71. But old Mr. Bear wouldn't play.
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72. Now,
even the dumbest coonhound
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73. knows that bears and woodchucks
are natural enemies.
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74. Ooh!
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75. Well,
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76. looks like Franklin's learned
a valuable lesson.
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77. Why, lookie here.
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78. It's Mr. Woodpecker.
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79. "Maybe he'll be my friend,"
thought Franklin.
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80. But Mr. Woodpecker
was a mite angry
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81. 'cause Franklin
had ruined his tree.
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82. Poor Franklin.
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83. "Won't anyone be my friend?"
he thought.
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84. Well, just then, Mr. Boa
Constrictor came a-wigglin' by.
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85. "Maybe he'll be my friend."
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86. Could we stop a minute?
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87. Now, Franklin knew
he wouldn't get eaten
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88. 'cause boas don't like
the taste of woodchucks.
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89. But still, they try.
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90. Pwech!
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91. Uh-oh, there's that bear again.
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92. Lookie here.
Cute, little, busy, buzzy bees.
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93. "Maybe they'll be my friend,"
Franklin thought.
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94. But those old, buzzy bees
didn't want to play.
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95. Yeow!
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96. Now, it's a well-known fact
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97. that woodchucks are highly
allergic to bee stings.
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98. Well, bee sting or not,
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99. Franklin decided
to make the most of it
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100. and get to rompin' again.
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101. Oh!
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102. Uh-oh, there's that bear again.
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103. Oh!
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104. Well, what's this?
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105. An old ammunitions shack
in the middle of the forest.
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106. "I wonder what's in there,"
Franklin thought.
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107. I really need to stop a minute.
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108. Can we stop?
Oh, please? Oh, please?
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109. Now, a dangerous
ammunitions shack
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110. is no place for a woodchuck.
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111. But Franklin went in anyway.
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112. Careful, Franklin.
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113. Uh-oh, there's that bear again.
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114. Hold it right there.
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115. Would you write your name down?
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116. Thank you.
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117. When I'm famous, I'll...
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118. That's it. I quit.
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119. Baynarts!
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120. I thought you's a big movie star
in Hollywood.
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121. Well, we had creative
differences.
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122. Uh, what you got there?
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123. Just some names.
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124. Night, Wakko.
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125. Good night, Dot.
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126. Good night, Yakko.
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127. Hey, I wonder what happened
to Cappy.
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128. Pies! We made pies.
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129. Sit, Ubu, sit.
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