Animaniacs 1x42

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During a visit to Sweden, the Warners run afoul of Death, who tries to bring Wakko to the realm of the dead after he eats one too many Swedish meatballs during a contest. To save him, Yakko and Dot challenge Death to a game of checkers.

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1. We now return to Animator's Alley.

2. In 1954, I got a bunion.

3. So I figures, what if a bunion could talk?

4. That's when I come up with Bun Ion Boy.

5. Bun Ion Boy lived on a farmer's toe.

6. Uh, I think that was a mistake.

7. Farmers step in things that aren't decent.

8. Then in '57, I made Kiki the Sickly Lemur.

9. Would you like me to talk about it?

10. Well, all right.

11. Kiki had no torso.

12. We're free! Free! Free!

13. Well, so long, Mother.

14. So long, Father.

15. Oh, my little woodchuck going to Hollywood.

16. Are you sure you wanna do this, Baynarts?

17. Dad, I told you, it's not Baynarts.

18. It's Charlton. Charlton Woodchucks.

19. And yes, Father, I must do this.

20. For acting is my destiny.

21. Mourn not, my simple parents. Mourn not.

22. For, you see—

23. Ooh!

24. You really know how to wreck a dramatic moment.

25. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if—?

26. No, that's wrong.

27. How about:

28. How... much wood...

29. could a woodchuck... chuck?

30. Would you be quiet?

31. Excuse me, but I'm rehearsing.

32. I have a very important audition tomorrow

33. for the role of Franklin the Friendly Woodchuck.

34. I am an actor.

35. You? An actor? Ha! That's a good one.

36. Would you write your name down?

37. Thank you. When I'm famous, I'll make it a point not to like you.

38. MR. Yeah, right. Whatever.

39. You three woodchucks, step forward.

40. Look at them. All day long, the same thing.

41. I want a woodchuck that's real. Real emotions.

42. These acting woodchucks make me sick.

43. All right, number one. Go ahead.

44. To be or not to be...

45. Next!

46. Next!

47. How mu—? Much—?

48. Much wood...?

49. That's it! Such reality.

50. That's my woodchuck!

51. All right, Charlton, now, remember.

52. You just do whatever the narrator says. Ya got that?

53. Oh, yes. Uh-huh. Super, super. Very good.

54. All right, people. Let's do it!

55. Franklin the Friendly Woodchuck. Take one.

56. Ooh!

57. Ouch!

58. That hurt!

59. So sue me.

60. Would you write your name down?

61. Thank you. When I'm famous, I'll make it a point not to like you.

62. And cue narrator.

63. Well, Franklin the Friendly Woodchuck was a-rompin'

64. through the forest.

65. Now, woodchucks love to romp,

66. and Franklin was no exception.

67. Then Franklin saw somethin' he'd never seen.

68. A big, fuzzy grizzly bear.

69. Franklin decided to play with Mr. Bear.

70. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

71. But old Mr. Bear wouldn't play.

72. Now, even the dumbest coonhound

73. knows that bears and woodchucks are natural enemies.

74. Ooh!

75. Well,

76. looks like Franklin's learned a valuable lesson.

77. Why, lookie here.

78. It's Mr. Woodpecker.

79. "Maybe he'll be my friend," thought Franklin.

80. But Mr. Woodpecker was a mite angry

81. 'cause Franklin had ruined his tree.

82. Poor Franklin.

83. "Won't anyone be my friend?" he thought.

84. Well, just then, Mr. Boa Constrictor came a-wigglin' by.

85. "Maybe he'll be my friend."

86. Could we stop a minute?

87. Now, Franklin knew he wouldn't get eaten

88. 'cause boas don't like the taste of woodchucks.

89. But still, they try.

90. Pwech!

91. Uh-oh, there's that bear again.

92. Lookie here. Cute, little, busy, buzzy bees.

93. "Maybe they'll be my friend," Franklin thought.

94. But those old, buzzy bees didn't want to play.

95. Yeow!

96. Now, it's a well-known fact

97. that woodchucks are highly allergic to bee stings.

98. Well, bee sting or not,

99. Franklin decided to make the most of it

100. and get to rompin' again.

101. Oh!

102. Uh-oh, there's that bear again.

103. Oh!

104. Well, what's this?

105. An old ammunitions shack in the middle of the forest.

106. "I wonder what's in there," Franklin thought.

107. I really need to stop a minute.

108. Can we stop? Oh, please? Oh, please?

109. Now, a dangerous ammunitions shack

110. is no place for a woodchuck.

111. But Franklin went in anyway.

112. Careful, Franklin.

113. Uh-oh, there's that bear again.

114. Hold it right there.

115. Would you write your name down?

116. Thank you.

117. When I'm famous, I'll...

118. That's it. I quit.

119. Baynarts!

120. I thought you's a big movie star in Hollywood.

121. Well, we had creative differences.

122. Uh, what you got there?

123. Just some names.

124. Night, Wakko.

125. Good night, Dot.

126. Good night, Yakko.

127. Hey, I wonder what happened to Cappy.

128. Pies! We made pies.

129. Sit, Ubu, sit.