Animaniacs 1x40

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In New York, Chicken Boo is mistaken for a ballet dancer and dances in a performance of Tchaikovsky's Swan Lake.

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1. Gee, Brain, what do you wanna do tonight?

2. The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

3. Try to take over the world.

4. There. Albert Einstein's latest experiment

5. will be a powerful success.

6. Powerful enough to pull five boxcars

7. and a little caboose.

8. Finished, Pinky. With this cryonic capsule,

9. we shall freeze ourselves and reawaken

10. 40 years in the future.

11. Egad, Brain.

12. What will we do in the future?

13. I don't know yet, Pinky.

14. But it has to be better than what we're doing now.

15. Uncle Albert, Uncle Albert. It's time.

16. But, kiddies,

17. Uncle Albert's doing an experiment. And—

18. Did you say, "It's time"?

19. Hey, kids. What time is it?

20. It's time for Meany!

21. Yeah!

22. Oh, Meany? Where are you today?

23. Your pal Treacle's come out to play.

24. Eat smoke, you dirty lamprey.

25. Aw, cut it out, Meany.

26. I love Meany and Treacle.

27. I wish Meany and Treacle was president.

28. Pinky. Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

29. Well, I think so, Brain.

30. But we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss.

31. No, Pinky.

32. We shall become characters on that insipid puppet show.

33. I will endear myself in the hearts of the children.

34. Then we shall freeze ourselves for 40 years.

35. And when we thaw out,

36. those children will be the leaders of the world,

37. and they will adore me,

38. making it simple to take over the world.

39. Egad, Brain. Brilliant.

40. Oh, oh. Just one little technical question, Brain.

41. On the show, can I call meself "Big Ears"?

42. You may call yourself Mary Pickford

43. for all I care, Pinky.

44. I shall be known as the Iconoclast,

45. an unconventional eccentric

46. who marches to a different drummer.

47. Oh. I thought maybe

48. you could be "Noodle Noggin."

49. Come, Pinky.

50. Your mind belongs on television.

51. I tell you, these Meany and Treacle dolls

52. are selling like crazy.

53. But we need more merchandise.

54. New characters, that's what we need.

55. I want new puppet characters on the next show.

56. If I could come up with new stuff,

57. I wouldn't be a puppeteer.

58. Mail for you.

59. Greetings.

60. Oh, my gosh. Talking puppets.

61. Actually, we are two laboratory mice

62. who wish to be on your show

63. as part of an intricate plan to take over the world.

64. Wow. These are really good.

65. Meany and Treacle. Two minutes to airtime.

66. Hey, kids. What time is it?

67. It's time for Meany!

68. Hold it, Meany.

69. Everyone must meet our two new friends.

70. This is Big Ears.

71. Take a bow, Big Ears.

72. Yah!

73. And I am the Iconoclast,

74. an unconventional eccentric

75. who marches to a different drummer.

76. Oh, But you may call me Noodle Noggin.

77. Noodle Noggin! Noodle Noggin!

78. Hey, kids, can you do this?

79. Wow.

80. Big Ears is a genius.

81. Zort! Oh, it's a really yummy,

82. sunny day today.

83. Actually, the Earth's atmosphere

84. causes solar-light molecules to refract,

85. resulting in a pleasing, albeit illusory, phenomenon—

86. Which I call a yummy, sunny day.

87. Narf! Don't you wish this could last forever, Brain?

88. That depends on your threshold of pain.

89. Ooh! Hey, Noodle Noggin.

90. Isn't dancing fun, fun, silly-willy?

91. Actually, the random gyration of appendages is—

92. Fun, fun, silly-willy.

93. Yeah!

94. Until tomorrow...

95. love, luck and lollipops.

96. Love, luck and lollipops.

97. I'd like to buy these, please. Thank you.

98. Here.

99. And I know other Americans

100. join with me in saying:

101. Ich bein ein Noodle Noggin.

102. Big Ears. Noodle Noggin.

103. Big Ears. Noodle Noggin. Big Ears.

104. Yah!

105. Today, Big Ears and I

106. have an important announcement to make.

107. This program has been our last show.

108. Love, luck and lollipops.

109. Quick, Pinky. Our cryogenic capsule awaits.

110. But, Brain.

111. Why are we freezing ourselves

112. at the height of our popularity?

113. To stay fresh in their memory, Pinky.

114. We must, to paraphrase Milton Berle,

115. leave them wanting more.

116. See you in the future, Pinky,

117. when tomorrow's leaders will give us the world.

118. It's the '90s, Pinky.

119. Do you realize what this means?

120. Uh. We missed the disco years?

121. Come, Pinky, or I shall have to hurt you.

122. Oh, and wait till you get a load of this lawn ch—

123. Greetings, everyone. Remember me?

124. It's your old pal the Iconoclast,

125. a.k.a. Noodle Noggin.

126. And, zort, his pal, Big Ears.

127. Yes. We've come back

128. to invite all our original fans out there,

129. now all grown-up,

130. to come down here

131. and shower their beloved childhood pals...

132. with heartfelt, loving affection

133. and generous material gifts.

134. Them.

135. At long last we can write our own ticket, Pinky.

136. No more inglorious suffering.

137. Narf, Brain, what's that sound?

138. Big Ears, Noodle Noggin.

139. Big Ears, Noodle Noggin. Big Ears, Noodle Noggin.

140. At last, my public has come to shower me with gifts.

141. Guess again, Noodle Noggin.

142. Huh?

143. You abandoned us.

144. You went away.

145. You ruined our lives.

146. You don't want to give me your devotion and total rule?

147. No. We wanna give you our therapy bills.

148. Pay 'em!

149. Run, Pinky.

150. Come, Pinky. We have work to do.

151. You mean taking over the world?

152. No, Pinky. Finding a good hiding place.

153. It's that time again.

154. To make a cheese sandwich?

155. To make the Fox censors cry?

156. No. It's time to learn the day's lesson.

157. And to find out what it is,

158. we turn to the Wheel of Morality.

159. Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn.

160. Tell us the lesson that we should learn.

161. Moral number one.

162. And the moral of today's story is:

163. vote early and vote often.

164. How profound.

165. Pat, I'd like to buy a vowel.

166. Wrong wheel.

167. Oh. Sorry.

168. Yike!

169. Lather. Rinse.

170. Repeat.