1. As far back
as I can remember,
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2. I always wanted to be
a Goodfeather.
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3. If you were a Goodfeather,
you had it all.
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4. You were a somebody
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5. in a neighborhood
full of nobodies,
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6. like bobby and pesto.
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7. Those guys
were my heroes.
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8. Hey, I'm walkin' here.
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9. You walkin'
with me?
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10. Is that what
you're doin'?
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11. I don't see
anybody else.
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12. Are you walkin'
with me?
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13. Bobby and pesto
weren't afraid
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14. of nothing
or nobody.
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15. Meow.
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16. Get outta my way!
Aah!
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17. What's the matter
with you?
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18. Eh, coo you!
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19. Yeah, run, run,
pussycat.
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20. Mess with us,
will youse?
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21. Coo off!
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22. Heh heh heh heh!
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23. Cat don't know coo
about what he's
messin' with.
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24. Hey, Goodfeathers.
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25. How you doin', bobby?
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26. Hiya, pesto.
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27. Look what we got here.
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28. What's with you?
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29. I'd like to become
a Goodfeather.
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30. Heh heh heh!
Ha ha ha ha!
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31. Make him stop!
He's killin' me!
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32. Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
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33. You?
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34. A Goodfeather?
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35. Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
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36. Get him outta my face.
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37. Get outta here!
Buzz off!
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38. Heh heh heh heh!
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39. Get him.
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40. "I wanna be
a Goodfeather."
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41. We're gettin' a lot
of laughs today.
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42. Ha ha ha ha!
Heh heh heh heh!
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43. Feather head!
What a bird!
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44. Heh heh heh heh!
Ha ha ha ha!
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45. Ahem.
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46. Aw, don't laugh, guys.
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47. I wanna be
a tough bird,
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48. like you, pesto.
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49. What do you mean?
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50. You're tough.
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51. You saying I'm
a piece of meat?
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52. What am I,
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53. a plate of butt meat
here to amuse you?
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54. I didn't say that.
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55. I just said
you're tough.
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56. I am tough?
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57. Yeah.
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58. I'm tough?
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59. Yeah, you're tough.
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60. That's it!
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61. I'll show you "tough."
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62. Ha ha ha ha!
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63. The Godpigeon.
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64. Pesto.
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65. Pesto.
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66. Ho! Pesto!
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67. What?
What'd I do?
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68. The Godpigeon, Solly,
wants to know
who you are.
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69. Uh, I'm Squit.
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70. Squit? What kind of
a name is that?
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71. It's a stupid one,
that's what.
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72. Squit. Ha ha ha!
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73. Heh heh heh heh.
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74. Listen, I'll do anything
to be a Goodfeather.
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75. Uh...
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76. He says you're in.
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77. All right!
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78. If you come through
with some food.
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79. Sure. I'll get some food.
No problem.
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80. All right!
A bagel!
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81. Go for it, kid.
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82. You need help?
We'll help.
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83. Eh, forget about it.
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84. He needs help.
He needs help.
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85. I'm going for it.
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86. No, I'm
goin' for it!
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87. I got it!
I got it!
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88. Go for it.
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89. Pipe down.
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90. Go for it.
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91. I'll go for it
when I wanna.
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92. So, go for it.
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93. Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
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94. Ow!
Ohh!
Ooch!
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95. Yeow!
Ouch!
Yeuggh!
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96. Ohh...
ow...
ooh...
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97. I'm dyin' here.
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98. What's the plan
with the bagel?
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99. Taxi!
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100. Taxi! Taxi!
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101. Take you
anywhere.
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102. 14 dollar.
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103. $14!
$14!
$14!
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104. Uh, taxi?
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105. Who ordered
squab under glass?
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106. Hey!
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107. Aah!
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108. Ohh! Ohh! Eeuw!
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109. Nasty, awful
rats with wings!
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110. Ugh! You filthy,
stinking birds!
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111. This is the plan.
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112. We get under
the manhole.
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113. Then we snatch the bagel
from underneath.
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114. That's beautiful.
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115. You're a genius,
bobby.
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116. Yeah, I'm a genius.
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117. Yeah, you're
a smart bird.
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118. Who asked ya?
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119. Keep your beak
in your own business.
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120. Stop with the kicking!
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121. What's with the size 12
upside the head?
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122. Bada-bing.
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123. There she is.
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124. Get your flippin' wing
outta my eye!
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125. Quit shovin',
will ya?
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126. Shove you, you sack
of pillow stuffing!
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127. You two pipe down!
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128. Got it.
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129. Aah!
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130. Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
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131. I had it.
I had it.
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132. Then—
bing bang boom!
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133. My wing's introduced
to radial tires.
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134. Where'd you get
the uniform?
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135. You ask
too many questions.
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136. Wait here.
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137. Hah!
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138. All right,
we did it.
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139. Yes. Pesto, you are
one swell bird.
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140. What do you mean?
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141. I said you're swell.
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142. You Sayin'
I got a big head?
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143. What am I,
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144. a puffy round head
here to amuse you?
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145. I said you're swell.
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146. I am swell?
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147. Yeah, you're swell.
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148. Swell?
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149. Yeah.
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150. That's it!
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151. Here's your "swell."
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152. I'll show you "swell."
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153. Pesto, Squit,
knock it off.
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154. Hey! Yo! Huh?
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155. Ugh.
Ohh...
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156. guess I'm out.
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157. The Godpigeon.
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158. Eh...
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159. You have been given
the godpigeon's
blessing.
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160. You're in.
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161. I'm in!
I made it!
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162. He slobbered
all over me!
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163. Maybe he thinks
you're cute.
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164. Know what I'm Sayin'?
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165. Ha ha ha ha!
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166. Cute? You think
I'm cute?
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167. That's it!
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168. I'll show ya "cute"!
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169. Here's your "cute"!
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170. You De-evolved rack
of dinosaur bones!
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171. And that's how
I became a Goodfeather.
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172. Gee, Yakko,
I'm confused.
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173. What else is new?
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174. No. About
today's show.
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175. What's the moral
of the story?
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176. Good question, Wakko.
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177. To learn the answer,
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178. let's consult
the wheel of morality.
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179. Wheel of morality,
turn, turn, turn.
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180. Tell us the lesson
that we should learn.
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181. Moral 4.
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182. The moral
of today's story is...
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183. "never ask what
hot dogs are made of."
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184. It all makes
perfect sense now.
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185. Thanks for
clearing that up.
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186. My pleasure.
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187. Yikes!
Yikes!
Yikes!
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188. Captioning performed by
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189. Public performance of captions
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190. set three extra places.
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191. We're coming over
for dinner!
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