1. And now Dot's Poetry Corner.
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2. "Ode to Jack"
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3. Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
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4. Jack jumped over
The candlestick
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5. And burnt his butt
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6. Thank you.
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7. This has been another visit
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8. to Dot's Poetry Corner.
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9. It's time for another
Good Idea, Bad Idea.
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10. Good idea:
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11. cleaning up litter.
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12. Bad idea:
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13. cleaning up kitty litter.
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14. The end.
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15. Sacre bleu.
Cheesy, mon dieu.
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16. Put a little Blistex
on it, La Poot.
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17. Ho-ho-ho. He'd pitch a fit
if he saw you in here.
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18. But I don't care.
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19. I like company
for dinner.
Hoo.
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20. Here's a little
sausage for you.
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21. Runt. You ever hear
the word "share"?
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22. Oh, sure, Rita.
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23. She's a pretty lady
with tattoos.
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24. I won't even bother.
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25. Hey.
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26. Wah!
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27. Let go, you big mongrel.
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28. Whoa!
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29. Be kind to animals,
everybody.
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30. They're reincarnated
relatives.
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31. Runt. Gimme that.
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32. So much for dinner.
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33. Get up, lazy
loafer boy.
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34. They are
getting away.
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35. Alley cat.
Mongrel dog.
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36. I am pitching a fit
all over you.
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37. You blew it, Runt.
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38. We had a one-way meal ticket
to Feed-me-ville.
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39. And you threw it all away
for a lousy game of chew-tug.
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40. Uh-oh.
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41. Definitely
"uh-oh."
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42. Look. I had puppies.
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43. Puh!
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44. They're not puppies.
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45. W— what else
could I have?
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46. My head hurts.
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47. Poor little things.
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48. Abandoned, huh?
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49. Oh. Get used to it.
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50. Mama.
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51. Yup. You're a mama
with a family, Rita.
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52. Like Vicki Lawrence.
Definitely Vicki.
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53. Mama, Mama, Mama.
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54. Or Meredith Baxter
Birney.
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55. Definitely. Definitely
a mom like Meredith Baxter.
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56. I'm nobody's mama.
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57. Back off!
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58. Mama.
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59. You got the wrong cat.
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60. But that's it.
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61. After that,
you're on your own.
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62. That is that.
Au revoir, kitty cat.
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63. Ehh!
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64. Oh.
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65. Eat it, or I'll drop
your sweet little tushies
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66. in the pound.
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67. Roseanne.
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68. Definitely a mom
like Roseanne.
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69. Oh, I love calicos.
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70. Little rainbows.
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71. Huh? Rita?
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72. Psst.
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73. What about
the puppies, Rita?
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74. Now they're hers.
What?
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75. Oh. I see.
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76. Where'd my friends go?
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77. Oh. I get it.
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78. They don't know you,
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79. you don't know them.
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80. I'll take you to
a mama cat downtown
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81. with oodles of milk.
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82. Ah, who am I kidding?
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83. It's me.
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84. Bye, bye-bye.
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85. Bye.
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86. Bye.
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87. Bye.
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88. It's, uh...
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89. starting to rain.
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90. You gotta admit it,
Rita,
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91. those were
cute puppies.
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92. I hate to break it
to you, Runt,
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93. but they're cats.
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94. Cats? Where?
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95. Where are the cats?
Why, I'll chase 'em.
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96. I'll nip 'em. I'll munch 'em.
I'll tear 'em apart.
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97. Dogs.
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98. And now Dot's Poetry Corner.
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99. "This Little Piggy"
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100. This little piggy
Went to market
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101. This little piggy stayed home
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102. This little piggy
Got her own prime-time sitcom
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103. And it really kills me
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104. 'Cause I'm so much more
Talented than she is.
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105. Thank you.
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106. This has been another visit
to Dot's Poetry Corner.
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